F3 New Orleans

Category: Northshore

  • Can You Feel The LOVE?

    We were all FNGs once…BUT….IF….you’ve been an F3 Northshore FNG recently, making your first post at the most logical AO, the Mandeville Lakefront, you’ve experienced some extreme H8 from on-Q-high.  Of course, I would never mention any Qs by name…but a few nicknames come to mind: Turbo (extreme H8), Maverick (he called it “a sampling” of H8), and who could forget Bushwacker and his “animal planet” on what had to be the longest set of city blocks in all of Mandeville (I attribute my slow typing to the blisters on my fingers from bear crawling).  And, there may have been another obstacle course beatdown sprinkled somewhere in there, but YHC cant remember that one very well.  To make a long story short, there seems to have been some sort of Challenge or Race at each Saturday morning beatdown this summer.   So YHC figured with all this H8, it was time for some LOVE.  So here’s how it went:

    Warmarama

    SSH, Imperial Walkers, High Knees, Butt Kicks.  x 15 all IC.  Then off we go for some fun and games.  Mosey to the Great Lawn…

    Thang:

    45 Minute game of Ultimate Frisbee with some school yard smack talkin’ mixed in.  It was awesome!  YHC felt like a kid out there.  Raise your hand if you’ve said, “Losers walk” in the last 30 years.    The game went great–we had some diving catches, some nice throws, some blocked passes and deflections.  Even Chris Berman and Tom Jackson would have been impressed if they had seen the full speed, Sportscenter-esque collision between Assets and TankedUp.    Relieved that no one was “Jacked Up” after the collision, YHC called “next point wins.”  With a quick score by the Shirts (the Skins fell asleep because the rest of the game was such a blowout), it was time to mosey back to the Flag for some Mary:

    Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollys, Putins, Rower Sit-ups, and Leg Raises.

    Countarama, Namorama, and YHC prayed us out.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead, men.  I appreciate it.

  • Smuckers

    There were no FNGs at The Gipper this morning.  If there had been, YHC would have named the first one Smuckers.  Because his arms and legs and the rest of his body for that matter would have felt like jelly.  F3 Greenwood must have it in for the rest of us.  Last week’s IronPAXChallenge workout was tough, but our South Carolina brothers turned the volume up to 11 this week.  What a workout.

    Knowing that we’d be pressed for time and anticipating the severity of the challenge before us, YHC kept the pre-game festivities to a minimum.  After a few SSHs, Seal Jacks, Copperhead Squats and Arm Circles, the PAX walked to their 26.6 lb cinder blocks like prisoners to the gallows.  Brief instructions and it was game time:  8 minutes of Thrusters, Swings, Manmakers, and Curls…50 yard run after every 25 reps…AMRAP for each exercise…2 minutes of rest between exercises.

    So simple yet so brutal.

    Countorama, nameorama and a prayer.  Then YHC gave the guys the rest of the day off from work.  Hey, they earned it.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  We need to come up with a challenge involving alligators and send it in the direction of the Carolinas.

     

  • I hope I never see a Cinder Block again

    With this month’s Iron Pax AMRAP Challenge being led by our F3 brethren in Greensboro, South Carolina, YHC decided the Milestone Marsh was a good opportunity to give this week’s version a try.

    Warmup: (all IC to to 20)

    SSH, Good mornings, High Knees.

    Thang:

    Here’s how it went down.  There were 4 exercises–all done with a coupon–a 25 lb cinder block.  The exercises were Curls, Thrusters, Man Makers, Kettle Bell Swings.  Each interval was timed at 4 minutes.  Each man was to do As Many Reps As Possible in the alloted time.  We did sets of 12 with a 50 yard run between each set and a two minute rest period after each 4 minute interval.

    Good luck to the crown Wednesday morning at the Gipper.  This was some serious business.  Some serious Man Making!

    Needing a reprieve from the cinder blocks we, moseyed to the Lakefront for some Mary.  Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollies, Putins, Leg Raises, Rower Situps.

    Then mosey back to the Marsh for count off, and thanks to Bushwacker for praying us out.

    Looking forward to Saturday, men!

     

     

     

  • One Coconut is all that’s needed..

    Just when I thought there would be no other men posting at Grandmas House this Gloom and the YHC could do some ISI Yoga and headback to the Sack One Coconut is rattled from the tree and lands at the post to spoil those thoughts.. No time for chatter let’s  crack this baby open and begin..

    warmup

    All IC to 15  Good mornings, Windmills, Imperial walkers, SSH, Butt kicks.

    thang

    Four Corners ascending 10,20,30,40 Burpees, Merkins, Squats and leg lunges..

    Tabata

    Flutter kicks, Peter Parker’s, Parker Peters, LBCs and closed with mountain climbers..

    quick count, announce and Coconuts led us out in prayer…

    Appreciate the post Coconuts!!

    Always enjoy the lead 💪🏻👍🏻👊🏻!!

  • Shark Week at the Scramble

    A quick warm up of arm circles and LBCs before starting the usual 5k run and a surprise at the end of the pier, an actual Shark from the Lake! Children beware.

    Run was completed in 32:00 by the official time

    Back at the playground we tried two exercises from the new Army Combat Fitness Test

    2 Min of Leg Lifts

    2 Mins of Hand Release Mirkins

    Count-off, Name-o-rama (Cudos to Spocket for the new recruit), COT

     

  • A national challenge and Proper Sister Mary Catherines/ Bonnie Blairs

    5 Pax arose to the Iron Pax Challenge on Wednesday morning.

    We stuck to the form specified here:  https://f3greenwood.com/2018/08/05/ironpaxchallenge-week-1-workout/

    And I learned that I had been doing Sister Mary Catherine’s more like a dancing nun than a praying nun.  Apparently knees should touch the ground and you’ll be way more sore the next morning.

    Here’s what we did:

     

    4 Rounds for Time:

    50 AirSquats – take note of straight back and upper legs that become PARALLEL to the ground at the lowest point, hips also clear at the top of the movement – this is a SQUAT, not a knee crinkle or a back bend

    40 BigBoiSitups – feet need to stay in contact with ground at all times (may or may not be held down by weight), chin needs to break the plane of the knees on the upward portion of the movement, shoulders need to come in contact with ground on the downward portion

    30 Merkins – flat back, chest to the ground, arms lock in the upward postion – knees and/or thighs dont come in contact with the ground

    20 BonnieBlairs – these are JUMP LUNGES, not lunge steps – both feet will be off of the ground during the transition, the knee will briefly come in contact with the ground – ONE REP consists of BOTH (right and left) knees coming into contact with the ground

    10 Burpees – these are NOT FlyingSquirrel burpees – a pushup should be done at the bottom, not a belly flop, a plyometric jump with hands above head must be at the end of the rep

    Run 400 meters

     

    Congrats to Turbo and Einstein who finished all four rounds before the the bell rang.  They’ll be reporting scores at F3Greenwood.com.  The rest of us are looking forward to the next weekly challenge.

     

  • Fartekin at G-ma’s house

    6 pax met at the Mandeville TH. YHC came in hot, shoe on but not tied. No disclaimer today boys, Yhc carries malpractice insurance.

    The thang

    mosey to underpass

    circle up: my climbers x 20 ic, donkey kicks x 20 ic

    mosey down the UP, karaoke the flat, sprint the up the UP.

    Circle up: shld taps x20 Ic, heels up squats x 10 ic

    mosey down the UP, karaoke the flat, sprint the up the UP (Near miss, way to recover pelican)

    …insert crazy man barking at us, oh wait, it’s Capt sparkles with the sneak attack!

    circle up: plank R/L arm high, single leg reach to floor x 10 ic

    mosey dn the UP, Buttkick the flat,  sprint up the UP

    circle up: plank R/L arm high, single leg reach to floor x 10 ic

    mosey to the street, Fartleks to Monroe, up girod back to TH

    Circle up: scorpion kicks, lower/mid trap exercises, active HS stretch/nerve glides

    COT, name or ama, prayer from Bub.

    As always thanks for letting me lead.

    Chewy

     

     

     

     

  • IronPAXChallenge-Week 1 Pre-Blast

    Calling all Northshore PAX.  The Gipper will host this week’s IronPAXChallenge.  This week’s workout is 4 rounds for time of:  50 AirSquats, 40 BigBoiSitups, 30 Merkins, 20 BonnieBlairs (we call them Sister Mary Katherines), 10 Burpees, and a 400m run.  You can find more details here:  https://f3greenwood.com/2018/08/05/ironpaxchallenge-week-1-workout/

    Come to The Gipper on Wednesday and test yourself.  See you in the Gloom!

  • SWTSeven

    With a lot of men getting in the last minute family trip before school starts back, the YHC expected a less than normal showing at the Marsh. Arriving at the AO with some fresh exercises in mind, Q discovers Coconuts at center court ready to get started as Waterpik arrives quietly like ET gliding across the moon lit sky on his TREK.. Quick handshakes exchanged and it is time to begin..

    Warmup consisted of Arm circles front/back IC 15, Peoples chair air presses 15 IC, Happy Jacks 25 IC Total, Windmills 15 IC and Toe touches 15 IC.

    Began beatdown with a Mosey down Lamarque to RIPS on the lake for the Stair Way To Seven (SWTSeven). Q gives instructions, which seemed a bit confusing at first, but this PAX having earned every bit of private education quickly interpreted and we jumped right in. Exercise consists of Burpee, incline Merkin and up the stairs with a squat at the top ascending the count till everyone reaches 7.. With a small group of men Q decided to incorporate some CORE in at the bottom while the rotations occurred.. Round 1 held plank, round 2 Flutter kicks, round 3 LBCs, round 4 Parker Peters, round 5 Peter Parker’s round 6 Freddie mercuries and final round Mountain climbers. Once complete Moseyed back to the playground area by the courts for 3 rounds of 5 pull-ups while the other 2 PAX did rower sit-ups (thank you full grown man Steve) as each man took a turn. Gathered at center court for the close.

    count, announce, COT

    Appreciate Waterpik for the close in prayer!!

    Always enjoy the accountability and fellowship gentleman, thanks for the opportunity to lead!!

    👍🏻👊🏻💪🏻

  • Northshore H8!

    There’s been a fair amount of mumble chatter emanating from the Southshore lately about the so called H8! beat down.  Never to be outdone by our Southshore brothers, the Northshore PAX decided to turn up the volume to 11 this morning with a modified version of the H8!   After the standard disclaimer and a warmup of SSHs, Seal Jacks, Toe Touches, Imperial Walkers, Front to Back Lunges, Lateral Lunges, and Windmills, all IC and with rep counts from 10-20, YHC led fourteen men westward on the Mandeville Lakefront to the launch pad for 40 minutes of suffering.

    The PAX started the clock and their first lap with one Merkin.  This one Merkin was the centerpiece of YHC’s diabolical plan to make the Northshore H8! .01% better than the Southshore version.  YHC’s poor reading comprehension and math skills actually made it a lot harder, however.  YHC misinterpreted Hawg’s Friday afternoon briefing, realized his mistake 1 lap into the H8!, but by that time the horses were out of the barn and it was too late to recall them for revised instructions.  Anyone who has Q’d a beat down know how that works.

    At any rate, after that first Merkin (which was terrific across the board by the way), the PAX bear crawled 35 yards, ran out and back for .4 miles round trip, bear crawled 35 yards back to our starting point and then performed 8 burpees and 8 Merkins within each burpee to complete one lap.  This last part is where YHC mangled Hawg’s instructions.  We should have performed descending Merkins instead of 8 Merkins for each burpee, i.e. 36 instead of 64.  Too late.  The die was cast, as mentioned above, and there was nothing to do but get on with it.

    So we did, completing as many laps as possible in 40 minutes, dropping the number of burpees and Merkins by one on each lap.  Whether it was the extra Merkins or our lack of fitness relative to our Southshore brothers, we’ll never know, but no one completed 8 laps in the prescribed 40 minutes.  The PAX cheerfully embraced the suck, however, which is something.  Even when the wind picked up, it started to rain hard, and the Sky Q started throwing lightening bolts nearby.

    Thanks for letting me lead this morning, guys, and welcome to FNGs Survivor and The Hammer.  See you in the Gloom.