F3 New Orleans

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  • Closing the Year Out in Stylish Misery – from Baywatch

    As most of the Lakeview crew knows, Baywatch loves his bear crawls. So, I was searching through the Exicon Tuesday night for something memorable (and miserable) and I found the No Mercy Mile. 2021 was merciless on many folks so I thought it appropriate to be the same for my last Q of the year.

    5 PAX joined me in the gloom. We headed over to the track for the warmup:

    SSH 20 IC
    Imperial Walkers 21 IC
    Hillbillies 20 IC
    Low Slow Squat 22 IC

    The Thang—No Mercy Mile

    We began at the mid point of front stretch on the track. Jog to turn 1: bear crawl to turn 2. Jog to mid point on back stretch. Do 25 merkins. Jog to turn 3: lunge to turn 4. Jog to starting point perform 25 squats. R & R three more times. At completion, we had bear crawled 400 yards, lunged 400 yards, performed 100 merkins and squats all while completing 1 mile.

    We all finished the mile with a few minutes to spare so we circled up for 3 minutes of stretching. To finish it off and in honor of our fearless Nantan, Fracsac, we closed it out with 5 burpees.

    Happy New Year! Thanks to you all for pushing me this year!

  • 6-10 Sprint on Hokie’s Bday – from Thumb War

    After a prior week’s SwoleFest, Kuch EH’d me for the Stomp Q stating that the Q can do whatever he wants, including sprint work on the track. I was sold.

    I naturally knew I should seek input from Sprint guru Pai Gai and that I did during the second half of the Ian Book beating. This is what we came up with this version of the 6-10 Sprint.

    I showed up to a Pax of 3 stretching and that’s all that would show as 5:30 struck.

    We slow pace jogged up Roosevelt Mall around NOMA to Wisner and back around NOMA but detoured around LCM to enter the track on the railroad side. I believe we covered a little over a mile before our track thang. Track was dark and wet but no problem.

    We would stay as a pax for 100 Meters easy jog/ recovery then 200 Meters hard / sprint. Once you concluded your 200 Meters sprint you would do a burpee. Then rinse and repeat adding a burpee. You would plank and wait for the 6. We did a total of 8 rounds with last round sprint being an entire lap (400 M). 8 carried significance as it was the # of times Ian Book was sacked the night before.

    With about 9 mins to spare we moseyed to the flag for Mary (Freddie mercuries, tin snips and LBT’s) and stretching led by High Rise. All in we covered about 3.3 miles.

    We concluded with COT.

    I thoroughly enjoyed the convo with our small PAX and a nice change of Tuesday scenery and faces I haven’t seen in a while. Don’t be afraid to put your stamp on the stomp!

  • Foundered It! (Foundry 2021-12-22) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Rather Chilly

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the pad for a warmup:

    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 20 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    Burpees x 5 OYO

    Mosyed to other side of track, got on sixes for:

    Flutter Kicks x 20 (in cadence)
    Leg Lifts x 20 (in cadence)
    Flutter Kicks x 20 (in cadence)

    Kept moseying around the back road to the foundry. Grabbed 10 burpees at the entrance to the Celebration in the Oaks tunnel, then another 10 at the exit.

    Stopped at Foundry for an OYO quarter murph. Grabbed some LBTs and Pengin Toe Taps while waiting for the six.

    Moseyed to the museum and grabbed some stairs for:

    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises x 20 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises (other leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to back of museum for:

    Donkey Kicks x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed back to flag zone. Did a modified jack webs, starting at four, then doubling each round. We got to 16. 5 OYO burpees for the finish.

  • Death by Peter Rabbit – from Baywatch

    15 PAX met in the early Monday morning gloom to get swole…and get swole we did. After a disclaimer and a pronouncement of the F3 tenets, we began.

    Warmup:
    1. SSH 25x IC
    2. Grass grabbers 10x IC
    3. Abe Vagodas 10x IC
    4. Overhead claps 20x IC
    5. Seal claps 20x IC
    6. Self love OYO
    7. 5 Blockees OYO

    The Thang:

    5 rounds

    20 Murder Bunnies>25 switch merkins>walk back to start with coupon over head>25 squat press>run the loop. Each round reps for switch merkins and squat presses decreased by 5. So, the last round was 5 switch merkins/5 squat press. If you finish early, you kept doing the last round until the six finished.

    Next came the rings of fire. First ring was flutter kicks with block. Static hold of 6 inches. Second ring was Floyd Mayweather with a block tap (2 is 1) with static plank.

    Lastly, we circled up for some abs. 25 reps IC for each exercises, which included Freddy Mercury’s, penguins, windshield washers over block, X ups, leg raises, and American hammers.

    Closed it out with the COT.

  • F3 Oktoberfest 2021 – from Da Parish

    YHC would be attending Deutchas Haus Oktoberfest this weekend. Why not go visit a little early.

    W/U
    – SSH
    – IW
    – HB
    – AC
    – MC
    – JL

    The Deutchas Haus was founded in 1928. Let’s 2-8 stomp over the that Haus. 2 minutes of running and 8 burpees.

    Two rounds Haus Tabatas
    – Rows
    – Derkins
    – Rocky Balboas
    – Irkins
    – Squats

    Mosey over the Mountain to the coupons. No holiday is complete without the Feat of Strength. Oktoberfest honors those who can hold their stein out the longest amount of time. A full stein weighs about 5 lbs. We would be using our coupons with 2 hands. Congrats to Scooter who is our stein holding champion.

    Mosey back to the flag for prayers of thanks and request of health.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.
    Da Parish

  • Full Compliance H8! – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 75 degrees, 81% Humidity, Wind 1 mph from SSE

    The Thang

    The H8! is the standard measure of F3 NOLA fitness. There are 8 laps. It includes over 3 miles of running New Orleans Hills (aka levees), 550 yards of Bear Crawls, 36 Burpees, and 120 Merkins. It is hard. The H8! debuted on October 23rd, 2016. A lot of familiar names were there that day…Belloq, Tool, Triple, JV, Bubba, Cowbell, me…. all failures. The 2nd running was in March of 2017 and a couple of guys finally broke through. Since then we have held the H8! Semi-annually and seen numerous successes and improvements.

    We have also seen the standard become more lax. There was at least one (maybe more) 45 minute runnings. There has been a fair amount of corner cutting…you know that guy…the one in Junior High basketball practice that basically cut across the free throw lane when we had to run laps. Since the addition of the bike lane on Canal, guys have started running in that, significantly shorting the course. There have been shortened bear crawls as guys take a few steps into the neutral ground before getting down on all fours, or stand up and jog a few steps from the end of the neutral ground.

    Fortunately, there is new leadership in NOLA and they are not going to put up with any of this crap. I was told very succinctly (and in NSFW words) that today would be a Full Compliance workout and that if I could not make that happen there would be some changes come April.
    Luckily, for me I found some cones at Pontiff after War Eagle’s Aggie Tribute. I got to Okwata early and set out cones at every corner. Demonstrations of the overly complicated burp and merk ladder were made. I informed everyone that the running must occur on the sidewalk, and I gave the speech about the bear crawl standard….start the bear crawl with one foot on the concrete next to the neutral ground and do not stand until your hand touches the concrete on the other side.

    Showing their personalities, Saban looked at me at the starting line, made a NSFW gesture and proceeded to run in the bike lane. Vagabond on the other hand, to ensure his bear crawl compliance, started his bear-crawl across the street. Had he been wearing his Garanimals workout wear, I could have let it pass, but with a black F3 shirt, it was a definite safety issue.

    40 minutes later, we were all spent. Three guys finished all 8 laps (YHC, Catfish, and Biebs) for a 19% completion rate. However, there was a 100% success rate among the 16 men that posted today. Getting out of the fartsack and battling the H8! for 40 minutes accomplishes more physically than what many men do all week, or maybe all month.

    NMM

    Bones convinced me to get a Whoop. The Whoop assigns a Strain Score to each workout. The score is between 0-21. The higher the number, the harder the workout. Cardio heavy workouts, with very little recovery score high. Here are my highest F3 Workout scores

    • 17.3 – The H8!
    • 16.7 – IPC Week 3
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 1
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 4
    • 14.9 – IPC Week 2
    • 14.5 – War Eagle’s Aggie Offensive at El Diablo. It was a Snot Woggler.

    An average workout is around 12-13. The H8! Is not an average workout.

  • Old School 610 for World Burpee Day – from Rudy

    12 Runners and 3 Ruckers showed up for a traditional 610 Stomp for World Burpee Day.

    We all know the drill. Traditional route up and back along the bayou. 6 minute run, 10 burpees. Repeat ad nauseum. Finish with your 6th set of burpees back at the real flag (an infrequent sighting at the Stomp these days). OYO Stretching to loosen up the legs.

    15 x 60 burpees: way to go PAX, we contributed 900 burpees to the overall world total!

    Good to see Screwtop back in the gloom. Good reminder to all of us to keep re-EH’ing our friends who may have fallen off the wagon.

  • No Snakes, Spiders, or Ants – from Fracsac

    5 High Impact Men gathered at Okwata to see what YHC had in store.
    With the recent Mumblechatter about snakes and spiders in the high grass, YHC arrived a little early to scope it out.

    Scooter, BayWatch, Breadsticks and Screw Top were eager to get started. The Shovel flag and yard sign were planted, the disclaimer was given, time to mosey to the fountain with high knees, buttkicks and carioca as we made the trek around it before circling up on the grass in front.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings IC x 15 with AC, OC, SC, and MNC

    Double Shots with Jack Webb at the Barre (missing Surge!)

    1 merkin with 2 air presses in people’s chair
    2 Merkins with 4 air presses….
    3 Merkins with 6 air presses…..
    …….
    10 Merkins with 20 air presses in people’s chair.

    Mosey to Canal and Lakeshore Drive for:

    Dirty Mac Deuce:

    4 rounds of 3 x 12 rep exercises IC, an arm, a leg and a core. Run to top of levee, across, then back down after each round.

    Round 1
    Shoulder Taps, Big boi sit-ups, squats
    Lap
    Round 2
    Floyd Mayweathers, Flutter kicks, Lunges
    Lap
    Round 3
    8 count Body builders, LBC, low slow squats
    Lap
    Round 4
    Catalina wine mixers (6 count), Tin snips, Bobby Hurleys
    Lap

    Mosey to the lakefront for:

    Route 66

    Ascending burpees from 1 to 11 at each light post, with skipping (yes skipping like a kid) between light posts.

    Finish up right on time

    COT

    NMM

    – YHC kept the pax out of the high grass, no spiders, no snakes, no ants, you are welcome

    – That skipping during the Route 66 adds a little something extra, let’s call it high octane

    – if you haven’t signed up for IPC yet, get after it!

    Love you guys!

    SYITG

  • No, Not Doing That – from Rev Sox

    YHC arrived at 5:15am to pray and Q for his first beatdown at the Foundry. While he prayed alone with no one else present at 5:15, he is confident the Birdcage will show up in numbers to pray next Wednesday at 5:15.

    5:30 and time to start, so YHC presents the disclaimer and begins the mosey to the exercise equipment that he thinks are the center of the Foundry. The Pax arrives at the exercise equipment but is told to circle up in the grass at the side. Much mumblechatter begins as the Pax is led into the grass. Grass is long and wet and scary in City Park but it will only get worse. Time for the warm-up.

    The Warm-Up
    SSH – 28 in honor of the Yankees’ 11 game win streak in their pursuit of WS 28
    Shoulder taps – 20
    Grass grabbers – 10
    Arm circles, in reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, and Moroccan Nightclub – 10 each and don’t put your arms down from start to stop

    The Thang
    YHC has never worked out at the Foundry. YHC didn’t know that the Foundry avoids the grass in the middle of the track. YHC didn’t know the grass would be so long and there would be so much mumblechatter about the snakes and spiders. YHC kept his head up and continued with his plan through the complaints. YHC felt like Rudy with some many people complaining about his idea.

    PAX completed the SLAM through the knee high wet grass in the middle of the track. What is the SLAM? Glad you asked. The SLAM is 2 Squats, 2 Lunge steps, 2 American Hammers, and 2 Merkins for each round. Add 2 more reps for each new round. The Pax was to travel from the side of the track near the exercise equipment until the Pax made it to the track on the opposite side, but the Pax ran into a fence in the middle of the field. YHC was hoping for 10 rounds of SLAM, but the fence stopped us after 7 as the Pax made it to the round of 14 reps.

    At the announcement of the SLAM, YHC had something he had never experienced before while leading an F3 workout. A Pax member who will not be named simply declared – “no, I’m not doing that. I was bit by a spider at Okwata and I am not sitting or doing merkins in that grass.” Thankfully the rest of the Pax endured the tall grass without a single spider or snake encounter.

    Republicans vs. Democrats
    In honor of politicians who hang on too long, the Pax broke up into two teams of Rs vs Ds. We competed to see which team could dead man hang the longest from the monkey bars. While one Pax on each team was hanging, the rest held plank or Al Gore. Once you drop, you are replaced by the man behind you until everyone on your team hangs once. The Republicans won a narrow battle hanging on longer than the Democrats.

    Circle of Fire
    Circle up and hold Al Gore and do 8 burpees around the circle, Round two is 10 merkins while holding a plank.

    Pull-ups and stuff
    Pax broke up into 4 groups of 2 and 1 group of 3. The count was 10 pull-ups. The other stations: rows, step-ups, Rocky Balboas, and Big Boy Sit-Ups. One trip around and then it’s time to get back.

    The Cool Down
    Mosey back to the Flag

    COT
    Count, Name-O-Rama, Announcement, and Prayer

    Thanks for allowing me the privilege of leading the Foundry and a special thanks for following me into the tall grass.

  • Murder Monday (Swolefest 2020-11-16)

    Nice cool morning at the Swolefest with 16 PAX: Thumb War, Belloq, Triple Shift, Walleye, West Nile, YaMamaNem, Breadsticks, Jesus Juice, Kuch, Pop Tart, High Rise, Saban, Heartaquack, Tool, Sheetrock, Catfish (Q).

    Warmed up with SSH, Peter Parker Peters, Mountain Climbers, and 8-counts.

    Rifle carried over to the field for 11s. On the one end, blockpees, then rifle carry to the other side. On the other, crossover merkins (2 is one). Murder bunny back to the other side. Breadsticks destroyed his block in the process, so he and Saban are both officially “block crushers.” This was a real time killer, so stopped about halfway through, then circled up to grab some curls.

    Moseyed to the foundry for stations – pullups, goblet squats, flutter kicks, Chest Presses, and lunges(with block). Stopped at one round due to time constraints, then rifle carry back to the starting position.

    At starting position, did some block-assisted American Hammers and LBBCs. Right on time for COT.

    Appreciate everyone’s efforts today, definitely did some experimentation with the 11s, and I know everyone was positively THRILLED to do Murder Bunnies again. Breadsticks was so thrilled that he murdered his block. Stud!