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  • It Wasn’t Me – from Architect

    Since the listed Q didn’t show, and no one else stepped up, I had no choice but to take the lead and use my enhance mental capacity to scheme up a decent workout on the fly.

    Disclaimer provided, encouragement provided to push one’s self. Warm-ups conducted.

    Mosey’d to playground for some group therapy. First group hung out, second group just sat there, and the third remained face down. Threw in some squats because there were some special requests for leg work. PAX rotated through the three stations above.

    Partnered up and grabbed some rocks. Round 1 – Pairs made it across the baseball field, one riffled carried, the other bear crawled (also by special request). Partners switched as needed. Round 2 – repeat round 1 but with lunges (again, trying to accommodate special requests)

    PAX whined about HR remaining too low (obviously they neglected to listen to the disclaimer). YHC threw in some sprints and BBsitups. After rocks returned, workout concluded with some Mary and COT.

  • Goals and Accountability – from Rudy

    Halfway through 2023, YHC knew it was time for a re-focus on acceleration: reviewing where we are with goals we set up back on January 1st, and setting up for growth over the rest of the year. So today’s Q would focus on Goals and Accountability.

    And even better – Spaulding stepped up for his VQ. Way to accelerate, Spaulding!

    YHC started with a lengthy disclaimer. Two items to present to the 13 gathered PAX:
    1. At the end of the workout, everyone would get the chance to step forward and announce their goal for the rest of the year. Say it out loud, own it, and trust the PAX to hold you accountable to achieving it.
    2. Find your Burpee Partner. We will have 8 1-minute burpee breaks during the workout. Tell your Burpee Partner how many burpees you are going to do total during these breaks. Make a commitment to doing it.

    Then mosey over towards the rocks for a quick warm up with some stretches and imperial walkers. Spaulding took center stage for a strong SSH cadence. Nicely done!

    YHC’s goal for this year is a murph. That’s gonna require a LOT of strength training. So lets get a rock and partner up. (BUT FIRST – Burpee time #1!). Dora’s stay-in-one-place cousin: 100 Merkins, Squats and BBSU, with 20 Rows as the timer. Go… Stopped for a few more burpee breaks along the way.

    Then circle up for more rock workout. Lift your rocks – then the warning: if you put your rock down, the PAX to your left will pay the price with 5 burpees. Overheads, Curls then Rows. 10, then 8, then 6. Then time for another Burpee break (#5, I believe).

    Return the rocks, and let Spaulding take over.

    Mosey to the field in from of NOMA. Beach Volleyball – count to 21 for a winning score. What was each count? 2 lunge steps and a squat, all in cadence. Rudy thought that sounded easy. Rudy was Rong.

    Mosey to the baby foundry (stopping for more burpees). Spaulding tells the PAX about the correlation between grip strength and longevity – so in the interest in helping all of us, he’ll have us do rounds of 1 minute dead hangs. Most PAX appear to be on track for longer lifetimes than YHC….

    Mosey to Tool Wall for some calf raises. Then we need to head for home. Back at the Great Lawn for the final round of burpees, then head to the flag for what would promise to be a lengthy COT.

    All PAX hit their burpee goals. Nicely done! Good thing – because if you came up short, your Burpee Partner would pay the price by making up the difference. Then during the COT all of the PAX called out their goals. Several joined YHC in committing to a Murph. Lots of weight goals. Cheeto going to do his first Marathon (in absentia – Mayhem committed to a Half-Marathon). All of the goals will be in Slack, and all PAX are invited to hold us accountable and join in the fun.

    Thanks to all of the PAX who have helped me grow by encouragement and accountability over the years.

  • Not A Licensed Professional – from Pool Boy

    Started off with a Geaux Tigers and that I am not a licensed professional.

    Some headed to KnOT while the rest moseyed to rock pile.

    WARMUP
    SSH
    Squats
    Imperial Walkers
    Arm circles
    5 burpees
    Peter parkers
    Parker Peters
    Grass Grabbers

    THE THANG
    Grab a rock and head to football field
    With the rock, we did 60 calf raises, 50 squats, 40 lunges, 30 overhead press, 20 bench press and 10 manmakers with each exercise followed by 400 meter run.
    After rock workout, we finished with LBC’s, flutter kicks, Dying cockroaches, penguins and a 2 minute plank. Head back to rock pile and run to the COT.

    Countoff, Namerama and closed with prayer. Great Way to start off Friday guys!

  • Deuce is Loose – from Vagabond

    Dirty McDeuce

    Warmup – plus everyone traded / carried large log through beat down

    Gym: 12 rep of each exercise

    Derkins
    Sit ups
    Lunges
    ++++
    Shoulder taps
    V ups
    Bobby Hurley
    ++++
    Plank jacks
    LBCs
    Side lunges
    ++++
    Nolan Ryan
    Freddy Mercury
    Bonnie Blair

    Each revolution:
    Bear crawl up ramp
    5 donkey kicks back of building

    Field: Sprint and back pedal 100 yds total

    Jack Webb

    Mary

    COT

  • Can I get the Instructions Again? – from Architect

    Let the KOT folks get on with their routine, then gathered the PAX for some warm-ups and stretching. Proceeded to induce confusion early on which lingered throughout the workout.

    Everyone grabbed their favorite rock, and we made our way to the parking lot. I provided as much clarity as possible as we went through some suicides with and without the rock. FNG showed up late, but jumped right in. PAX felt guilty and grumbled that no one brought an extra rock to share.

    We moseyed over to the Hill, and capped the workout with some 11’s accompanied by OHP at the top.

    Ended with more confusion in the COT, but was finally able to get FNG a shiny new name, Radiohead.

  • El Diablo’s BDSM (Burpees Don’t Suck Much) – from Bolt

    In preparation for my 3 yr MANniversary Q 6/5, while DR in The Woodlands, YHC wanted to try something new, except of course for the warmorama song bc the pax want what they want and who am I to deny them?! Started with Abe Vigoda then followed by Abe SLOgoda after Bogey, at coffee recently, challenged the idea of what’s a warmup, contending that SSH is too high impact for a warmup. Next, of course, were SSH followed by the usuals. Walk the field backwards to the playground equipment, music blaring to create pax pleasure and pain, depending on the listener (GLORIOUS).

    Morning call x5: this made for a long plank and plenty merkins with 17 pax (it IS starting off to be a good morning), especially with Hand Grenada and Vagabond dragging ass to the pull up bar at the end. Mosey to pavilion where the skip rule was explained, prompting Rudy to immediately make us pay 5 burpees (no double skips so thank Rudy for Sandstorm).

    El Diablo Ds: Dry Docks, (20) (Fast Tax doesn’t like screaming, pay five burpees), Dolly (25), Dips (20), Dying Cockroches (31 just cuz), Derkins (20), Dirty Hookups (20), Diamond merkins (5, they suck at the end): all in varied cadence (the Pax loved that part). Mosey back to warmorama spot and circle up with me, no more skipping allowed.

    100 Burpee playlist (below): burpee the key word(s) and perform a movement in between (SSH, Seal claps, IW, OH claps). 30 sec rest between songs. YHC pivoted the fourth song to be LBC/wife pleasers and still ran outta time (Fast Tax was first to call time so that must mean it was good. Good meaning bad, not good meaning good—this pleased YHC). Honored, motivated, and appreciative as always, pax! COT.

    100 Burpee Playlist:
    Flower/Moby: SSH, “Down”
    Tubthumping/Chumbawumba: Seal
    Claps, “Down”
    Roxanne/Sting: Imperial Walkers, “Roxanne”
    Get Back Up/Toby Mac: OH claps, “Get back up”

  • Im Prompt 2 – from Vagabond

    10 burpees x5
    BLIMPS
    More burpees and bench work
    Mary

  • No Knees Over Toes Tabata – from Scantron

    Started off with a brief backwards walk around the south end of the track to the parking lot behind the bleachers. Did a short warmup and then mosied over to the small levee behind the admin building.

    We did some up and backs over the levee, with each run ending in some derkins (10, 8, 6, 4, 2).

    That was followed by a Tabata with some complaints about not having a rock.

    6 exercises
    8 rounds of 30 seconds work/10 seconds rest

    Catalina Wine Mixer (complaints lessened after round 3)
    Calf Raises (complaints increased and Bogey tried to calf raise to the beat)
    Forward and Backward Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps (complaints decreased)
    Squats
    Flutter kicks
    Side to Sides up the levee and back (no more complaints)

    This was all accompanied by the following playlist, that when done right, ends with The Final Countdown finishing you out right at 45 mins.

  • Dream Sequence: Cinco de Mayo AND a Rudy Appearance – from Bolt

    As site Q, YHC psyched to see Cinco de Mayo open since it’s the day that my ancestral people celebrate…u know, Anglo Saxon Americans who pretend to b Mexican as an excuse to drink copious amounts of tequila and cervezas, all the while thinking it’s Mexican Independence Day (NOPE) but I digress…
    Imagine my exuberance when I rolled in hot to Q and saw Rudy—RUDY!—who avoided BC Uptowner since its inception bc he was “training for the Double Nickel” which apparently is now a double nickel and a penny. Really, he just hates burpees and mistakenly thought Mahatma was the Q—jokes on u! This WOULD require an audible, lest I scare Rudy off forever. Warmup of the usual stuff plus 5 burpees added in for Rudy plus it IS Cinco de Mayo.
    The Thang: (descriptions at the end) Start with Plank Hurdles the length of the football field with Bolt’s cringy playlist serenading and mocking us all at the same time. Make our way to the playground equipment for M.A.Y.O. where every letter represents a series of exercises:
    Morning Call (x5)
    Aiken Legs (x23)
    Yurpees (x5)
    Outlaws (x23)
    This is where the audible happened as I had a 100 burpee play list in the queue; switch to more M.A.Y.O.
    Mountain Goats (x23)
    Absolution (x5)
    Yurpees (x5)
    Outlaws (x23) u can’t unsee a group of men’s O faces…

    Return to the flag via backward mosey once on the track as a nod to knees over toes for 5 Yurpees (as Rudy astutely noted we skipped Y and did M.A.O. before leaving the gazebo area) plus Mary to fill the time—no short-changing the pax. Apple Watch said the BD was sufficient as did my sweat soaked shirt—Bogey concurred at coffee. Honored and humbled, men.

    Morning Call
    All but one PAX get into push-up position and hold the up position while one guy counts off doing 5 pull-ups. Every time a pull-up is called out, the PAX does a merkin. After 5 pull-ups, he joins the PAX and the next guy gets up and calls out his 5 pull-ups. The cycle continues until all have performed 5 pull-ups. No one leaves the push-up position unless it’s his turn to call out pull-ups or until all calls have been made.

    Mountain Goats
    Like Mountain Climbers but with an added goat kick (where both legs leave the ground simultaneously) – exercise is done on a four count … three mountain climbers (1 – 2 – 3) and the 4 is the goat kick. Get those legs up high to 45 degrees! Repeato until you’ve had enough.

    Absolution
    Start in plank position and perform a single Groiner (cadence “1” jump feet forward, “2” jump feet back), then Mahktar N’ Diayes to Chillcut position (cadence “3” & “4” with drop to each elbow), then Chilly Jack (cadence “5” feet out, “6” feet together), and finally Mahktar N’ Diayes to plank starting position (cadence “7” and “ONE, TWO, etc.” with rise on each hand).

    Aiken Legs
    Done in succession with no rest — 20 Squats, 20 Box Jumps, 20 Lunges (10 each leg), 20 Split Jacks (10 each leg forward). Rinse and Repeated as many times as you can.

    Yurpee
    Burpee Variation in honor of the Ruskie (Yuri Verkhoshansky) who developed Plyometrics to train Olympians. Merkin at bottom of burpee is a clap-merkin and on up portion there are 2 tuck jumps per burpee. Basically a Clurpee with 2 tuck-jumps.

    Outlaw
    Sitting in the position for flutter kicks, keep your feet together and make a big “O” with them. 10 reps to the right and 10 reps to the left or as many reps as the Q deems necessary.

    Plank Hurdles
    Done on a football field. In small groups of 5-6, everyone starts in the plank position in the end zone. 1st man from each group sprints to the 10 and planks, 2nd sprints, hurdles him, planks on the 20, 3rd man hurdles each, planks on the 30, etc. At the end of the group, 1st man sprints, hurdles everyone, etc. Everyone should finish in a plank in the opposite end zone.

  • 70° and a backwards start – from Hokie

    0530 came around to see 10 Pax at El Diablo and all 10 embraced the morning walking backwards as is shown on YouTube in Knees over Toes

    3/4 around the track, 8 of us peeled off to the shelter and Scantron & Rougarou continued on for knees over toes

    The 8 of us embraced more knees over toes calf raises and tibialis anterior training mixed in with sit ups, merkins, shoulder taps, Derkins, lunges, and Bulgarian split lunges

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