F3 New Orleans

Tag: Pontiff Playground

  • The 7 of Diamonds

    Conditions:  76 degrees.  Humidity 82%.  Wind 4mph form NNW

    Caloric Burn – 520

    Warm-up

    SSH x 31; IW x 25; Don Quioxtes x 15; LSS x 20; Bat Wings (Forward AC x 22; Backerds AC x 22; Seal Claps x 22; OH Claps x 22; Moroccan NCs x 47)

    The Thang

    7 of Diamonds – 7 trips around the bases….Nolan Ryans between each trip. 

    • Round 1 – 7 8CBBS at each base
    • Round 2 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 3 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 4 – 28 LBCs at each base
    • Round 5 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 6 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 7 – 7 8CBBs at each base

    Finished with a Nod to the three teams that retired Nolan Ryan’s Jersey

    • Texas Rangers – Ranger Merkins x 15
    • California Angels aka Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim aka Los Angeles Angels – Australian Snow Angels x 10
    • Houston Astros – Jack Ass(tro) – 1:2 ratio of Squats to Bonnie Blairs…we went to 6 squats 12 Bonnie Blairs when time was called

    NMM

    • Vagabond is seeing the benefits to the Bat Wings.  He attributes them to several benefits in his life.  His shoulders feel better, he’s sleeping better, he’s lost weight, his love life has improved, he’s paying lower taxes….
    • Fun facts about Nolan Ryan….he was pretty much the most unhittable pitcher ever.  One of 5 hall of famers with more strikeouts than innings pitched.  Most strikeouts ever – 5714 which is 839 more than Randy Johnson, who is second on the list.  Lowest batting average allowed in a career – .204.  7 no hitters, 12 1-hitters, 18 2-hitters, and 31 3-hitters – all the most in history.
    • He was also the wildest pitcher to have such a long career.  Most walks in history and it isn’t close.  2795 career walks, which is 962 more than Steve Carlton in 2nd place  This means he had 50% more walks than anyone in baseball history.  Robin Ventura was one of 158 batters that he hit.  And he threw 277 wild pitches, which is a major league record. 
    • Nolan Ryan went all out.  He lived the go big or go home motto and it led to a career full of both success and failure.    

  • Buying the Bundle

    Conditions:  Humid

    Warm-UP

    IW x 31; Bat Wings and Moroccan Robin (Forward Arm Circles x 20; Backards Arm Circles x 20, Seal Claps x 25, Overhead Claps x 25, Moroccan Night Clubs x 31) #Crowd Pleaser; Low Slow Squats x 15; Don Quixote x 10; Peter Parker x 15; Merkins x 15; Parker Peter x 15; Justifier Reflection x 15; Flutters x 15

    The Thang

    Bear Crawl to the Rock Pile (approximately 250 yards)

    Carry a Big Rock and a one handed rock to the Gym (approximately 100 yards)

    Wall Work:  Ball to the Wall; Ascending Testicles, Down and Dirty x 15; Chicken Peckers x 15; Hip Slappers x 15

    Carry Rocks back to the Rock Pile (Approximately 100 yards)

    Lunge walk x 40 yards

    Bear Crawl 60 yards

    NMM

    • My advertisement of a Low Impact Workout was more successful than anticipated.  I was pleasantly surprised to see 8 High Impact Men at my Low Impact workout.  I am sure The Boge, MmmmmBop, Vagabond, and even Hand Grenada were up for something Low Impact after the horrible things Hand Grenada made us do on Monday (Basically Sprint a mile with a 35 pound rock on your shoulder).  The meaner, leaner Gabby has been struggling with an injury to his svelty body and also seems to be in some kind of exclusive coffee tasting club with War Eagle and The Boge, which explains why they all wanted to be here.  Tool and JV came from afar because they love intrigue. 
    • After the initial Bear Crawl, Hand Grenada suggested that I with my promise of a low impact workout I was selling him a Bundle of goods that sounded good, but that he in fact did not want or need.
    • I have so missed JV’s labor pains.  They were in fine form during the initial bear crawl
    • There is a lot of perseveration on genitalia in the names of the wall exercises.  I did not name them   I got them off the F3 Nation website.  I can only imagine they were named by a 6th grader in an old man’s body. 
    • I’m a fan of these wall exercises.  Props to Ethanol
    • The new non-shovel Shovel Flag that Vagabond is flying should be the new standard in F3 Nola Shovel Flags. 

  • Pre-4th Pontiff-icating

    Four pax showed for the uptowner asking each other who was Q. At the 5:30 mark Vagabond claimed it and then group moseyed to rock pile and standard warmup with SSH, grass grabbers, windmills, peter parker, arm curls, mountain climbers, etc. Then on to the field of gloom where the pax circled (squared) up for ladder drill starting at 20 reps, declining in increments of 2, to 12 reps, comprised of a variety of maneuvers including burpees, elf on shelf, quarry, bench presses, lunges, ‘merican hammers, curls, box cutters, etc., with mosey’s in between each set. Closed out with 35x ‘dude you’re killing me’ LBCs enthusiastically cadenced by Bogey, plus 90 second plank. Mosey back for count off, ID, COT and prayer.

    TGIF

    Thank you Lord for our nation’s way-ahead-of-their-time and extraordinarily courageous founding fathers. And to all the patriots who gave their lives, loved ones, and/or livelihoods so we could have so much over two centuries later.

  • Wednesdays at Pontiff Have a Name.

    The Mascot of Pontiff Playground is the Blue Devil, or El Diablo Azul as Yankee would say.  The Blue Devil is an evil being.  He desires our sadness.  He uses his weapons to isolate us.  He wants us to be lonely.  Then he uses deception to create mistrust.  His latest ploy of using a global pandemic that isolates us in the name of protecting others is quite genius.  To then use a senseless act of violence to further drive us apart was diabolical, but then again, he is El Diablo. 

    But we have the weapons to defeat him.  The three Fs are his kryptonite.  El Diablo Azul is the Lord of Inaction.  Tomorrow morning, he will tell you stay in bed when that alarm goes off.  “You need the rest,” he will say.  He will tell you to stay physically and socially distant from others.  He will tell you to group others into easily dismissible stereotypes and that there is no need to hear their side.  He will tell you that there is no hope and there is nothing you can do.  He will coerce you into inaction. 

    So when that alarm goes off in the morning – Be a man of action.  Join us in the gloom as we conquer El Diablo.

  • Stand-in Q for the Tanner

    Stood in for a stricken Tanner at the rocks, Clear and breezy day with 17 PAX. Crimson visited from Raleigh
    Mosey to the spot

    Warmup
    19 Self love @ 4 ct
    19 Each way Arm circle @ 4 ct
    19 Abe Vigoda
    19 SSH
    Poor inflection discipline on my part caused some chortles

    Thang 1 With Rocks in the circle
    After each set of exercises, we rotate clockwise using the next rock till you get back to yours, Very few chose challenging weights so so ribbing ensued.
    SET
    5x Slow Squat
    5x Over Head Press
    5x Curls
    5x Rows or Tricep Extension

    Thang 2 – Rock Relay Ladder –
    The group is split in two and sent to opposite sides of the parking lot of an area. Group A Does 5 burpees then carrites rock to the other side while B side holds Plank.
    Then 10x Merkin, Carry while opposite guy does LBCs
    Then 15x Squats, carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank Right
    Then 10x Merkins,carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank left
    Then 5x Burpees,carry, then Wife Pleasers.

    Thang 3 – Setup PAx in pairs, back-back and transferred rock to the partner either right or left depending on my call This was metally challenging since rock holder and receiver ofter went opposite ways, Many laughs,

    Mosey to the pumps, then we wrapped up with 10 or so merkins to left/right side plank for a brief hold. Then back to the flag and namearama etc.

    Sweaty, breathless men balled up and closed out.