F3 New Orleans

Tag: Space Cowboy

  • – from Bolt

    The Chaos Monkey posted in another channel that he’d be at a retreat which meant no Q and YHC could take the ultimate anti-fartsack medicine—The Q…so he did.

    Warmorama with a special song for Frac and the usual: Peter Parker, Parker Peter, LSS, SSH, FAC, RAC, OH/Seal claps, IW, finish with Morning Calls. Make our way to the gym switching MOT at light poles (mosey, KnOT, high knees, open/close gate, lunge) along with three burpees at each bench.

    The Thang: 5 pax, 5 exercises for 1min. each (counting reps) with 10 sec to switch stations x 2 rounds with round 2 designed to exceed round 1rep count by 3 reps. All pax except YHC bested themselves on at least one station except YHC—blame it on the time change. Horses to stables, COT.

  • L is for Idiots – from Rev Sox

    YHC is back. I know the pax has missed both my creative Qs and delightful leadership style and after not Qing a workout for months, I’m back but with a slight controversy.

    YHC volunteered to Q the Goldmine at the conclusion to the Scrum but never filled out the Q sheet. Another kind Pax member wrote in YHC’s name but then in the note column wrote “L” which led to questions and intrigue from the pax. What does the L stand for? Is L for Loser because YHC has missed F3 so often over the last two years? Is L for the second L in YHC’s last name? Is L for an inventive new workout the likes of which the F3 Nations has never seen before?
    YHC did not write his name on the Q sheet and the L means nothing….. until the Pax forced it to mean something because we are all idiots.

    The Thang
    Warm-up – 20 SSH, 20 Imperial Walkers, 15 Floyd Mayweathers, 10 windmills

    Fresh Meat for the Mosquitos – the mosquitos were out in force during the Scrum on Monday, so YHC thought he would play into that reality by offering up the Pax as sacrifices to the swarm. 6 pax were present, so we broke up into 3 groups of two. One group dead man hang, one group holds plank, one group holds the up position on the dip bar. Hang until the first dead man can hang no longer and switch until all pax members have offered themselves to the mosquitos by hanging on the monkey bars.

    Route 66 – mosey down 10 light posts on the path. Travel back down the path doing 1 merkin at the first light post with ascending count until there are 10 merkins at the 10th light post. YHC is not in merkin shape.

    Elevens – the remainder of the workout was a long version of elevens which no pax finished before the end. Upon announcing that the next workout would be eleven, led by the nantan himself, the Pax announced that L must stand for Eleven. Does Eleven start with L? No. But we are all idiots, so sure L stands for Elevens. Start with 10 burpees at the top of the ramp leading to the performing arts center, run down to the bottom where cinder blocks await, do 11 curls with the blocks, run to the front of the performing arts center and do 1 box jump on the stone benches, run back to the cinder blocks for 11 squats with the blocks and then run back up the ramp to start round two with 9 burpees then 11 curls then 2 box jumps, and 11 squats and so forth. Continue the exercise until 6:11 when the Pax needs to return to the flag.

    The End
    1 set of 20 flutter kicks to get the pax to 6:15. Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Prayer with Sweaty Ball O Man

    Thank you for welcoming back your favorite Q, See you again in the gloom,
    Rev Sox

  • Scrum Diddly Dum, Let’s do 11s – from Bolt

    Warmorama:IW, MMP, AC, RAC, OHC, SC, No Charmin,/Frac: No MNC (dems da rules), SSH, Abe SLOWgodas, 5 burpees OYO, finish with Morning Calls
    The Thang: YHC brought a coupon from home to see if the ones there are Bitch Blocks but how to get it over by its cousins? 20 tricep press/pax while the others follow doing lunges til reps are done then next man grabs coupon and all four pax got their reps.

    5 burpees OYO at JPAX and then 11s with coupons: goblet squats at bottom of ramp and oh press at the top of the steps, pax choice on how to hold coupon during movements between. 10 blockees after 11s and then Mary: LBCs (coupon on chest)x30, Proteactors until there was considerable grunting, Wife Pleasers (form a V, it’s better—trust me) coupon OHx20 Back to the flag with a football toss Indian Run with 5 burpees for dropped pass (we did 10). COT.

  • Not the Same Old Scrum Drum – from Bolt

    In pursuit of the ultimate anti-fart sack hack YHC decided to take the empty Q, and make it more likely that I would actually post in what was sure to be a chilly morn. Not wanting to do the same hum drum beat down at the Scrum (see what I did there, Frac) it was decided the pax would be treated to a full body coupon workout. Six posted, one of whom remained committed to RCR.
    Warmorama on a slightly icy warm up pad: figure four squats, Willie Mays Hayes, tie fighters, seal claps, chinooks, MNC celebrating Charmin’s return (has he co-opted Frac’s beloved MNC?), self love followed various MOT toward JPAX, switching at light posts: KnOT, lunge, high knees, skip, karaoke each direction, shuffle each direction.
    The Thang: 9 exercise full body con coupon
    OH press
    Squats
    Big boys 
    Curls
    Lunges
    American Hammers
    Tricep press
    Calf raises
    Manmakers
    Round 1: 15 reps/exercise
    Round 2: 10 reps/exercise and upon completion 5 reps/exercise
    Round 3: 1 rep/exercise repeating nonstop, essentially making it a 9 motion rep that you keep repeating until time runs out.
    Next time we will count rounds of the 9 part move.
    YHC called for coupon return and set up a ring of dealers choice, starting with protractors, KennaBrah did something weird (shocker!), Charmin called penguins, ran out of time (next time Frac and Space Cowboy) and headed back to flag. COT with gratitude for the pax.

  • Goldmine Valentines – from Bolt

    YHC put out the call to bring life back to our fledgling AO as Shrove Tuesday led right to Ash Wednesday—time for sacrifice and repentance to begin along with sweethearts and amoré; 4 other pax heeded the call, with Rev’s HC including a caveat to run.

    Warmorama featuring the requisite song but with more S&M than usual: sun salutation with forward folds, figure 4 squats, tie fighters alternating legs/direction, OH/seal claps, self love, Abe SLOWgodas.

    The thang: morning calls followed by a slowsey to JPAX with a change in MOT at each light: KnOT, high knees, lunge, karaoke each direction, mosey.

    10 burpees OYO, mosey to get coupons for Valentines pairings: 2 consecutive exercises 14 reps each (channeling my inner Rudy with number play—2/14, get it?!) x 3 rounds with 10 blockees between each round.
    1: curls + pull throughs
    2: Kettle bell swings + Big Boys (coupon)
    3: lying on back, move coupon with outstretched arms from above the head to above chest and sit up in a single motion

    3/2/1s: 3 minutes of LBCs, 2 minutes of chest press, 1 minute of squats, 30
    seconds rest between each exercise keeping track of reps (Bolt 148 LBC, Space Cowboy 90ish chest press and 50ish squats).
    Indian frisbee run back to flag: last guy throws frisbee to lead runner and a catch results in thrower running to front while catcher hands it back to the new last guy who continues the cycle non-stop. A missed catch requires 5 burpees from all pax before thrower can advance to front—needless to say, we did many burpees to get back to the flag. COT.

  • The Hill’s have Bearcrawlers – from PVC

    Stretch arms
    Abe vigoda
    Calf scoop
    Grass grabber
    Peter Parker
    OMB
    Wife pleaser
    Flutter kicks
    Imperial Walker
    Mosey to the hill
    11’s BBS bear crawl Merkins lunge
    Mosey to gym steps for calf raises
    Mosey ba k to the field for Bocci ball winner names the exercise
    COT

  • B.R.I.C.K.S. – from Charmin

    Still having Rudy’s Bricks from my Man-iversary, YHC figured a brick themed workout would be in order.

    Start at the proverbial shovel flag; Rev Socks decides he doesn’t want to get bricked and runs away screaming like a little girl. The rest of us slow-sey over to my car.

    Everyone gets two bricks and keeps them the whole time.

    Mosey over to JPAX for Warm-0-rama

    Forward AC x 7
    Backwards AC x 5
    Overhead x 5
    T-clap x 5
    Chinooks x 5
    MNC’s x 5

    B.R.I.C.K.S – run five (lit) light poles between exercises.

    Do all proceeding exercises at next stop.

    Bat wings x 5
    Reverse Lunge x 5 (2 is 1)
    Imperial Walkers x 15
    Captain Thor (1 BBS:4 American Hammers) x5
    King Arthur x 25 requires a partner (This was changed to High Knees after the first round)
    Squats x 30

    Once we did a full B.R.I.C.K.S, we worked our way down. Thanks to some divine intervention of a light going out, we finished right at my car. Moseyed over to the warm-up pad for cool-o-rama:

    Abe slow godas x 7
    Low slow squats x 7

    Rev Socks finally rejoined us, saying that the screaming was something for his youtube channel. YHC isn’t so sure about that, but we ended in a COT where we prayed for Wedding Planner’s daughter and YHC’s travel next week.

  • Wild Kingdom – from Space Cowboy

    At times, the Kennarie Ridge AO can be a wild kingdom in the early morning hours with the occasional coyote visit, rabbits running the fields, raccoons and possums galore, and the JP Sheriff Dept racing in and out of their Lasalle substation for their 6am shift change. Even with the recent downpours and the gloomy morning conditions, I still had every intention to roll with Plan A which involved the use of the soccer fields next to JPAX but mother nature had other plans and the wild kingdom did not disappoint. Arriving 15 min early, I decided to inspect the fields and discovered about several dozen wild ducks swimming in the soccer field “lake” and flying in circles above it. For a minute, I thought about grabbing my hunting gear and building a duck blind by the south soccer goal but my “Q” duties kicked in and I realized that I needed to come up with a Plan B in about 10 min. Plan B……

    Weather: light drizzle, 50 degrees, 21 mph winds
    Started on time with disclaimer

    5 PAX (Fracsac, Pool Boy, Kenna Brah, Madoff, and Space Cowboy) mosey to JPAX. RevSox splits off to run about 4-5 miles around the Lasalle tract.

    Warm-O-Rama:
    Samson Stretch x 6
    Slow Squats x 10
    Abe Vigoda x 10
    Open the gate right leg x 10
    Open the gate left leg x 10
    Forward arm circles x 15
    Backwards arm circles x 15
    Seal Claps x 15
    SSH x 20
    Imperial walkers x 12

    Tha-Thang:
    4 Rounds, 2 Exercises per Round, EMOM(6 min per round)

    Round 1 EMOM (6 min total)
    Burpees x 10 (later changed to x 5 after first min since Fracsac complained about 1-2 sec rest between sets)
    LBCs x 10

    Round 2 EMOM (6 min total)
    Monkey Humpers (4=1) x 10
    American Hammers (2=1) x 10

    Round 3 EMOM (6 min total)
    Merkins x 10
    Flutter Kicks (4=1) x 10

    Round 4 EMOM (6 min total)
    Jump Squats x 10
    Mt Climbers (4=1) x 10

    MARY: Freddie Mercury, LBC, Crunchy Frog, Protractor
    Mosey back to Flag to meet RevSox
    COT

  • Charmin’s Maniversary – Shitting Bricks – from Charmin

    February 2, 2022 will be a day that might live on in infamy, if only for it was the fateful day that YHC would post for the first time. Over the past two years, there has been much life lived, and emotions experienced; I am grateful for F3Nola being there for all of it. Some highlights include:

    Posting on 2/2/22
    The Birth of my son (2nd child) in June 2022
    My Father’s Death in Oct. 2022
    Completing the Inaugural GrowRUN in October 2023
    Becoming Q-Source Q in January 2024.

    With all that being said, see below for the workout that I experienced two years ago (Q’d by Hokie) and the pax also experienced this morning at a cool 50-ish degrees. Thanks to Rudy, who, while he could not be here (YHC is starting to sense a trend) did lend us the bricks for said beatdown. The following is a copy of the original beatdown with some slight modifications:

    The disclaimer was followed with a count-off (in which it was demonstrated that counting to 10 is quite difficult) instructions for each Pax top grab two bricks and not let them go for the entire 45 minutes of fun

    Warm up, with bricks in hand…

    arm circles, in cadence, forward x5
    arm circles, in cadence, backwards x5
    seal claps, in cadence, x6
    overhead claps, in cadence, x5
    Moroccan night club, in cadence, x10

    we then took a mosey to the track where we moseyed WITH Bricks in tow, forward around the curve, KnOT style for 100 yd, forward around the 2nd curve, and KnOT style for another 100 yards(1/4 mile loop)

    Each time we finish the quarter mile loop, shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 1. 1 minute shoulder taps, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 2. 1 min Floyd Mayweather, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 3. 1 min Nolan Ryans, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 4. 1 min Newton’s Cradle, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 5. 1 min Bat wings, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 6. 1 min Hand Release Merkins, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 7. 1 min Pointers, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 8. 1 min Toe Taps.

    Ended with Abe-Slow-Goda’s IC x 10, some Low, Slow, Squats x 10 as a cool-o-rama.

    That is 2 miles for Run Cajun Run participants

    Announcements included the upcoming RunCajunRun events and the fact that CheeseSteak had to get to work.

    Circle of Trust where we prayed in thanksgiving for my 2 years and for other intentions.