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  • Chaos Monkey on the loose – from Kenna Brah

    9 Brave PAX fearlessly stepped onto the filed of battle, scoffing at the impending rain.
    3 Went to KOT and 6 went with YHC.
    Basic warmups
    SSH
    Imperial Walkers
    Low Slow Squats
    Arm Circles F/B
    Then a little stretch work

    The Thang:
    Line abreast at the South goal line Each Pax at a turn dragging a large tire to the 50 yd line, at the other end of the line, another Pax farmer carried two 30# Plates

    The PAX in-between those two did the following up until the tire dragger got to the 50 and blew the “whistle”. At the point we all shifted one place to the left, the dragger went to the far end at each 50 yd increment.
    Rd 1 Sets of 10 Merkins, Shoulder Tpas, Mountain Climbers
    Rd 2 Sets of 10 LBC, Flutter Kick, Freddy Mercs.
    Rd 3 Sets of 10 Squat, Bonnnie Blaires, Side Lunge

    We traversed the field twice

    With time on our hands we loaded the two plates into the tire, a dragger then took the tier to the other goal line while the Pax was lead each member every 10 yds. That member was the Q of that marker and anything he said goes.
    Once all of the members had a turn dragging 60#s in a big tire, w began to cool down, stretch and then mosey back to the Vflag for COT.

  • Casino Royale and The Gettysburg Address – from Triple Shift

    If you don’t write a backblast quickly, you will forget the details. I’m doing this for the Pax Miner so everyone gets credit.

    I brought all my toys (dumbbells, kettlebells, and sandbags) and borrowed a couple from Frac and Heisenberg’s 80lb sand ball. I provided a disclaimer and the pax picked up all the coupons and headed to the front steps of NOMA to play a few rounds of blackjack.
    Diamonds – Thrusters/Squats
    Hearts – No Cheat Merkins/Bench
    Clubs – Patti Cake Big Boi Sit-ups
    Spades – Body Row/Upright Row
    Joker – Farmer Carry/Run around NOMA
    A’s – 10 of suit and then Bear Crawl to one side where the slate ends.
    K’s – 10 of suit and then Lunge Walk to one side where the slate ends.
    Q-s – 10 of suit and then Monkey Walk to one side where the slate ends.
    J’s – 10 of suit and then Duck Walk to one side where the slate ends.

    For the game of Blackjack, the loser or if a draw happens, performs 10 burpees. The winner does one (1) burpee, and a bust (going over 21) must do the number of burpees of the bust. My kids came up with that diabolical choice as in the Prisoner’s dilemma scenario.

    We finish up by carrying all the weight back to the virtual flag. For the COT, I shared with Pax that the next day (November 19, 1863), Abraham Lincoln gave his famous Gettysburg Address where some 51,000 men were either killed, wounded or went missing / captured in the three day battle. With that, I closed out with reading President Lincoln’s speech.

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
    Abraham Lincoln
    November 19, 1863

  • 5 Minutes of PT and 40 Minutes of Hell – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Clear and 46 degrees. Feels like 42. Humidity 75%. Wind 7 mph from ENE.

    Grabbed the Q last night. Knowing that we would be on the Blue Devils’ field reminded me that The Hogs will be hosting Duke Wednesday night at Bud Walton. Which then took me back to the glory days of Razorback Basketball and the 94 National Championship win over Duke under the direction of Nolan Richardson. That led me to thinking about the 40 Minutes of Hell defense he installed in the late 80s and early 90s. Then I remembered that I had seen a workout in the F3Nation Exicon called the Nolan Richardson aka 40 Minutes of Hell. That’s how you plan a workout.

    Been a while since I have given the disclaimer. Stumbled through it as normal and did a warm-up lap. Tenderloin, Scantron, and Rou left to do their own thing. The rest of us circled up in the center of the field (not the exact center and not exactly a circle as made clear by the F3 Nola compliance department). Did 15 SSHs and then much to everyone’s delight we went through the PT regimen for my groin issue: Lunges, Suzanne Sommers, Wife Pleasers, and Leg Lifts. A couple of these exercises required full body contact with the frosty field. #crowdpleaser

    Then jog to the goal line for 40 minutes of Hell. It’s a lot like Dora. Partner up and complete the rep count as a team. While Pax 1 does the prescribed exercise, Pax 2 backpedals 50 yards, does a Bobby Hurley…scratch that….does a Scotty Thurman, and then runs back to the goal line.

    150 burpees, 300 squats, 150 Big Bois, 300 Arm Circles, 150 Merkins, 300 Imperial Walkers.

    We didn’t quit get through the entire set. Probably a bad omen for tonight’s game.

    I didn’t have a shovel flag this morning, which is a Q fail. Fortunately Belloq came to the rescue. He wore his 1991 American Flag leather jacket and stood patiently in place during the workout. He was there guiding us home at the end. #HIM.

  • 10 things 10 times, for 10 rounds – from Kenna Brah

    Since the activity involves warmups, we headed for the fountain for some appropriate rocks.

    Circled up and distributed the mission to each Pax.

    Me – set 1-2 10 4ct SSH + 10 Curls, and for set 9-10 10 Slow Squat ( no rock ) + 10 front raise
    Smooth Set 3-4 LBC + 10 Chest Press
    Bogey Set 5-6 Mountai Climbers + 10 Over Head Press
    Frac Set 7-8 – 10 Freddy Mercs + 10 Pullovers

    I discovered that I, indeed, have NOT overcome some latent ADD symptoms and that I peaked too soon in life.
    After 7 rds Sua Sponte manifested itself and Frac led with some Burpee/Man maker alternatives, the fever spread and pretty soon Sua was Spontenating all over the place, for a great laugh and an effective beatdown. Leadership was shared, 2ndF accelerated.
    Head back to the flag for Harry Rockets as a finish ( See video on Slack. )
    COT

  • 10 things 10 times, for 10 rounds – from Kenna Brah

    Since the activity involves warmups, we headed for the fountain for some appropriate rocks.

    Circled up and distributed the mission to each Pax.

    Me – set 1-2 10 4ct SSH + 10 Curls, and for set 9-10 10 Slow Squat ( no rock ) + 10 front raise
    Smooth Set 3-4 LBC + 10 Chest Press
    Bogey Set 5-6 Mountai Climbers + 10 Over Head Press
    Frac Set 7-8 – 10 Freddy Mercs + 10 Pullovers

    I discovered that I, indeed, have NOT overcome some latent ADD symptoms and that I peaked too soon in life.
    After 7 rds Sua Sponte manifested itself and Frac led with some Burpee/Man maker alternatives, the fever spread and pretty soon Sua was Spontenating all over the place, for a great laugh and an effective beatdown. Leadership was shared, 2ndF accelerated.
    Head back to the flag for Harry Rockets as a finish ( See video on Slack. )
    COT

  • Field of Burpee Dreams – from Mayhem

    5:30am sharp start with a wind chill of 41 degrees.
    6 for the real workout, 3 KnOts and Tenderloin.

    Disclaimer followed by announcement of my manniversary.

    Warmup: windmills, grass grabbers, hill billies, imperial walkers, SSH, both arm circles.

    To the rock pile, rifle carry a couple hundred yards.

    3 minutes non-stop OYO: 10 curls followed by 10 rows, rinse and repeat.
    5 burpees. Bogey was anxious to do his burpees 2.5 minutes early.

    To the diamond for Field of Dreams.
    Split up in four groups (that is 1.5 person per group), 15 burpees at home plate as the timer. Then head to first and tag next group to move on, and so forth.
    Rd 1: 1st base AMRAP merkins, 2nd base AMRAP squats, 3rd base AMRAP LBCs
    Rd 2: 1st base AMRAP bonnie blairs, 2nd base AMRAP shoulder taps, 3rd base AMRAP Big Boys

    Grab the rocks and line up on short stop base line. Suicides with the rock using trees as the markers.
    Rd 1: 10 curls, 10 squats, 10 overhead
    Rd 2: 15 curls, 15 squats, 15 overhead

    Rifle carry indian walk near rock pile.
    2 minutes non-stop OYO: squat thrusts.
    5 burpees.

    Conclusion of mary: flutter kicks, dying cockroach, whatever Frac chose, v-ups, squat twist, modified v-ups, protractor

    Next book… Do Hard Things: Why We Get Resilience Wrong and the Surprising Science of Real Toughness by Steve Magness.

    One year down. More to go.
    SYITG

  • Burpees, Bear Crawls, and Box Cutters…Oh My! – from Triple Shift

    As a plug to the upcoming book study on Tuesdays (PJ’s Coffee on Canal Blvd 6:45am – 7:30am) in 2024, Do Hard Things: Why We Get Resilience Wrong and the Surprising Science of Real Toughness by Steve Magness, I chose to do something hard at the Uptowner.

    Warmorama – Head to the field to do 15 LSS, 10 Arm Circles forward and back, 10 J Los, 10 slow Imperial Walkers (we look like a bunch of drunken sailors), 10 slow Peter Parkers, and 10 T Merkins all done IC.

    The Thang One – Partner up on the track and do B.L.I.M.P.S. Your partner runs in the opposite direction from you and when you meet on the other side of the track, perform the 5 Burpees. Once the burpees are completed, run in the opposite direction of your partner and when you meet up, perform 10 lunges. Continue running in the opposite direction until you complete the 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, and 30 Squats.

    The Thang Two – Line up on the goal line and each Pax member performs 10 box cutters, bear crawl out 5 yards and then perform 5 burpees. Walk back to the goal line and perform 10 Box Cutters, bear crawl out to the 10-yard line and then perform 4 burpees. Keep repeating the pattern of increasing the bear crawl by 5 yards and decreasing the burpee by one until you finally bear crawl out to the 25 yard line and finish with one burpee. Reverse plank for the six.

    The Thang Three – Ring of Fire. Everyone holds and Al Gore while one pax member performs 10 squats until everyone has completed 10 squats. Next round was 10 Monkey Humpers/Al Gore and we finished with 10 Bonnie Blairs/Al Gore. As an added bonus we tried to hold an air squat (90 degree angle) for 2 minutes. #epic fail

    Headed back to where we started for some stretching and mosquito slapping with a few minutes left.

    COT – Continued prayers for Scantron’s nephew and Wedding Planner’s daughter’s health.

    NMM – I just finished a book called The Steward Investor: Investing God’s Resources for Eternal Impact by Donald E Simmons and it really challenged my thinking on how I am managing God’s financial resources. Is my mindset on growing my financial portfolio so I can have a comfortable and care free life or should it be about growing my financial portfolio to build God’s kingdom (Thy kingdom come, thy will be done….) through investing in other start up (risky and unproven) business in other areas around the world where God’s values can be established. In the book, a poem by the great navigator, seaman, and explorer Sir Francis Drake from 1577 titled Disturb Us, Lord was definitely a challenge to me. I hope you enjoy it!

    Disturb us, Lord, when
    We are too well pleased with ourselves,
    When our dreams have come true
    Because we have dreamed too little,
    When we arrived safely
    Because we sailed too close to the shore.

    Disturb us, Lord, when
    With the abundance of things we possess
    We have lost our thirst
    For the waters of life;
    Having fallen in love with life,
    We have ceased to dream of eternity
    And in our efforts to build a new earth,
    We have allowed our vision
    Of the new Heaven to dim.

    Disturb us, Lord, to dare more boldly,
    To venture on wider seas
    Where storms will show your mastery;
    Where losing sight of land,
    We shall find the stars.

    We ask You to push back
    The horizons of our hopes;
    And to push into the future
    In strength, courage, hope, and love.

  • Blimpity-Blimps – from Rudy

    8 PAX started Wednesday in the cool damp gloom. Even after a shellacking of his beloved Ole Miss, Hand Grenada was casting aspersions upon the Irish even as we got started. Yelling about schedule strength on the week Ole Miss is playing UL Monroe? The man has no shame.

    Mosey to the rock pile for some slow cadence stretches to get loosened up. Then grab a rock and head to the field.

    Thang 1: Given a choice between the Suck and Mystery Door #1, Vagabond chooses the Suck. 4 minutes of “7 Overhead, 7 Curls, 7 Rows”. Rinse and repeat as many times as you can calling out each time you complete a set. Mayhem must have had a tiny rock as he was knocking out sets with alarming frequency.

    Thang 2: BLIMPS. Put the rocks aside. 4 Cones lined up at 20 yard intervals. Each exercise will be repeated 4 times, once at each cone. 5 Burpees, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Penguins, 30 Squats. It was rightly pointed out that YHC was unlikely to be able to complete 80 Merkins. And sure enough, I was last to complete that round. Mr. Rogers flew through all of them. Note to self: Make the workout harder for him.

    Thang 3: Given a choice between Partner and Mystery Door #2, Bogey chose Partner. So P1 will run to the far cone and back as the timer. P2 will be lifting the rock. Cycle through Overhead, Curl and Row.

    That’s it, out of time. Return the rocks and head back to the yard.

    Finish up with COT, remembering especially some friends and family struggling through illnesses.

  • He’s heavy and he’s my F3 Brother – from Triple Shift

    I arrived at the AO early to see Tenderloin getting his extra laps in as I scoped out the football field where all the work would get done today. As The Architect rolls in, he comments that I’m early which I proceed to brush off since I’m the Q. Anyway, 5:30 am comes quickly and I give a very short disclaimer and we’re off around the track for the warmup.

    WARMORAMA
    After one lap, we circle up for low and slow Squats, Imperial Walkers (this is a crowd pleaser with all the pax stumbling to hold elbow to knee for a 3 count), Parker Peters, Shoulder Taps, Peter Parkers, Floyd Mayweathers, and Merkins.

    PARTNER ONE THANG
    Hand Grenada slips in the warm up which gives me an even number of Pax….so partner up with someone who is around your weight. Start on the sideline and Fireman’s carry your partner all the way across to the other sideline. Flapjack the Fireman’s carry to head back. This was pretty difficult given my partner was 20+lbs heavier than me.

    PARTNER TWO THANG
    20 REPS of Nordic Hamstring Curls, No Cheat Patti Cake Merkins, Leg Throws, and WW2 Patti Cake Sit-ups

    PARTNER THREE THANG
    Partner up on the goal line for some Dora. 75 Genuflects, 100 Reverse Plank Walk Kick, and 125 X Factors. The mode of travel is lunge walk 25 yards and then run back to tag your partner.

    BONUS
    Ring of Fire Al Gore/Monkey Humpers and Glute Bridge/ Alabama Wife Pleasers

    COT
    Gave thanks for men of F3 and lifted up prayers to help us be the men we were created to be.

  • Veterans Day 2023 – from Fracsac

    13 Pax showed up to better themselves at the Mothership. We had Mathlete from the Northshore and Crawdad a little further north, Toledo if you must know.

    3 ran away for fear that YHC might hurt them. I get it. The rest were part of a Veterans Day beat down celebration including a little trivia sprinkled in.

    Warmup with regular stuff at the peristyle.

    The thang:

    10 minutes of 11 WW2 sit-ups and 11 squats followed by 200 meter run. Increase by 11 reps followed by the run until time runs out.

    5 minutes of step ups to commemorate fallen veterans to suicide, based on Chad Wilkinson and Chad 1000x.

    BLIMPS

    All in cadence with a 400 m run between exercises.

    COT

    Thanks to all veterans for their service.

    SYITG