The Millennial Beatdown
The Millennial Beatdown

The Millennial Beatdown

Date:04/20/2019
QIC:Grundy
PAX:American Hammer, Barely Legal, Bean, Bird, Bubba, China Doll, Garfield, Jose 10k, Mathlete, Mitt, Phoenix, Stockboy, Turbo, Zoolander

Who knew that a workout titled “The Millennial” would actually be difficult? One would assume that given the reputation of Millennials, this would be the workout equivalent of watching Netflix. That being every 5 minutes someone asks “are we still working out”? Instead, we were introduced to a series that put the PAX and YHC into survival mode.

But before that we warmed up with (All in cadence):
1. SSH
2. High Knees
3. Butt Kicks
4. Windmills
5. Shoulder Series

We then moseyed to Noah’s Ark (what I think we should call the neutral ground near Rips ever since Hammer’s beatdown) for the main event.

Like I said before, the workout routine was called “The Millennial” and this is what we had to do. The goal is to get to a total count of 2000 as a team (roughly the time period Millennials were born). 1000 reps of exercises and 1000 meters of running. It turned out the loop around Noah’s Ark is around 350 meters versus 100 and so we ended up running around 3,500 meters. But as demonstrated on Saturday, my counting was not up to even 5th grade levels (as was pointed out by Jose).

The sequence was the full pax does 100 reps each of a called exercise, then runs a lap back to a point where they gather again for the next called exercise. There were 10 cycles, which would get you to your number of 2,000 (Or 4,500 in our case).

Millennials are always taking credit for other’s people work so why should the workout be any different? The first nine cycles end when the FIRST person gets to 100. The last cycle, is done together because eventually Millennials need to learn that they have to pull their own weight.

We started each set with 6 burpees (It was 5 upon initial construction but changed last minute which led to a multiplication error).

The sets were: 1) Carolina Dry Docks; 2) Squats; 3) Russian Twists; 4) Merkins; 5) Lunges; 6) LBCs; 7) Shoulder Taps; 8) Monkey Humpers; 9) 100s; 10) Burpees (Remaining number to get to 100 after burpees from previous rounds)

We moseyed back to the flag and arrived at 7:30 on the nose. We circled up and Hammer closed us out.

Thanks for letting me lead gentlemen. You always make me better!!!

Over and Out,
Grundy