F3 Kickball: Chico’s Bail Bonds v Xscissor – from Akbar
F3 Kickball: Chico’s Bail Bonds v Xscissor – from Akbar

F3 Kickball: Chico’s Bail Bonds v Xscissor – from Akbar

Date:2022-05-07
QIC:Akbar
PAX:Hammer, Minnow, Chainsaw, Pickaxe, Gilligan, Moby Dick, Agent Carl, Jose 10k, Zoolander, Grundy, Steve, JV, Shooter, Waterpik, Dangerfield, Maverick, Russo, Akbar

18 men showed in the gloom this morning for a game of F3 Kickball. We are taught to modify as necessary, and learn through trial and error that some things work, and some things don’t. Even the best laid plans go wrong sometimes, and it happened today. Below is the way YHC envisioned it, and then what really happened.

PAX Hammer, Minnow, Chainsaw, Pickaxe, Gilligan, Moby Dick, Agent Carl, Jose 10k, Zoolander, Grundy, Steve, JV, Shooter, Waterpik, Dangerfield, Maverick, Russo, Akbar

Warm Up x10 IC – Merkins, IW, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers, SSH, Arm Circles F/B, Toe Touches

Thang: F3 Kickball
Count off 1’s and 2’s to form 2 teams. Run to the baseball field in teams, arrive at the field, plank up in teams to pick team names.

Rules for Kickers

Kick the ball and mosey around all bases without stopping while kicking team holds plank until the kick is launched. Modes of travel will change in each inning. Modification for runners is always a backwards run. When you score, you get 1 point and lead your team in 5 Wife Pleasers IC while the fielders do Nolan Ryans. Penalty exercises on outs, strikes, and fouls – 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (2=1) OYO while field does Nolan Ryans. No bunting.

Rules for Fielders

Ball is not in play until it touches the ground. When the ball hits the ground, fielders must do an exercise before they touch the ball – unless it is a pop fly. If a pop fly is caught, catcher gets to choose kicking team exercises x 5IC or 10 OYO. If ball is dropped on the catch, regular rules apply and exercises must be done before touching the ball. No pegging runners while running with blocks and no forced outs.

Game
3 outs or 1x through the lineup, no catcher, winner chooses exercise for losing team at the Flag.

Pre-Game – The PAX lined up for the National Anthem by Metallica.

Exercises for Kickers and Fielders
Inning 1: Farmers Carry, Squat Hold and 30 Air Presses
Inning 2: Brick Fly Runs, 20 Bobby Hurleys
Inning 3: Rifle Carry, 20 Big Boy Situps
Inning 4: Brick Hallelujah Run, 20 Diamond Merkins
Inning 5: Bear Crawl, Renegade Row Merkins

What really happened – YHC explained the rules clearly and effectively and it was decided the rules would be explained as we played. The idea is the fielders do exercises to give the runners time to score, assuming that all balls would be kicked in the outfield. That was not the case. By some magic, the balls were kicked into the players at the infield and just sat there. Someone mentioned very early on this would be a low scoring game. In fact, the first inning lasted about 20 minutes. Even the QIC forgot to do exercises sometimes.

So we went to straight up kickball, regular rules, for the last 10 minutes and a new plan for the next game swirled around in YHC’s head.

The final score was 9 to 7, Chico’s Bail Bonds took home the pride.

We got back to the flag a little late, and Shooter prayed us out. Great to have Agent Carl with us, EH’d by Toto, who has been lost somewhere in Oz for the last year. Come back Toto!

Count, Name, and Shooter prayed us out.

Thanks for following my lead –
SYITG, Akbar