F3 New Orleans

Tag: El Diablo

  • Heavy Lifting @ el Diablo after Valentine’s Day – from Charmin

    Realizing that many of the beatdowns recently have been lifting heavy when it comes to F1 and that it would be the day after Valentine’s day, YHC wanted to have a beatdown that pushed the Pax physically while also encouraging them to grow closer with some F2.
    Disclaimer given by YHC and did a quick countoff. YHC did advise the Pax that they would have to remember this number for later.

    We all took off towards the rock pile.

    Abe Slow-godas x 10
    SSH (with a pause) x 20 This required a bit of an explanation and a couple of the Pax seemed to struggle with this and remembering their number from before.
    IW x 20
    Hillbillies x 20
    Grass Grabbers x 10

    The Thang:

    Everyone grab a medium-ish rock and partner up based on the numbers from before.
    Do a partner exercise. Then while moseying around the park and carrying the rock, answer the question with your partner. Be okay with silence for a period.

    Exercise: Overhead press x 100 (groups of 10 alternating)
    Question: Why do you come to F3?

    E: Squat x 100 (with rock, groups of 10 alternating)
    Q: How has F3 changed you for the better?

    E: Bench Press x 100 (groups of 10 alternating)
    Q: How have you changed F3 for the better?

    E: Indian Merkins on the levee (just one for those keeping track at home)
    No question, just silence while walking back to the mound; not sure if Mambi or Hokie understood this, but most seemed to get it.

    E:200 Triceps extensions (groups of however many it took to get it done)
    Q: How has losing someone close to you affected you?
    Dropped off the rocks, and saw Mahatma and Hand Grenada doing Mary so figured I would help them out

    E: 100 flutter kicks (2 is 1, groups of 10)
    Q: What’s your least favorite Mary exercise?
    Back to the flag.

    Ended with 10 Penguins since we had a minute, and since those are YHC’s favorite Mary exercise and since we needed to get to 6:15.

    Prayed for those who need it and for those we have lost.

  • Welcome to February – from Hokie

    8 Pax welcomed in February with 2.25 miles and a bunch of burpees

    After disclaimer, we moseyed to track for our warm up. Each 1/6 of a lap mosey we conducted a warm up such as ankle rolls, opening & closing gate, high knees, arm circles, some “clubbing”, neck rolls

    We continued to mosey in 1/6 of a lap increments with variations such as Running backwards, regular mosey, lunges forward, lunges backwards

    At each 1/6 lap stop we did either 5 or 6 burpees and then 10 of other exercises like shoulder taps or mountain climbers

    At 6:40, 6:50, 7:00 & 7:10 the alarm sounded and we did 1/4 mile mosey followed by 5 burpees and then shoulder taps while waiting on the six

    2.25 miles & 156 burpees later we stretched for 3 minutes to someone Mumblechattering the Q was just looking to waste time

    Stretch before & after your workouts and at least one day a week for an extended period to help prevent injuries.

  • Wet & Wild with Napoleon on Crack! – from Fracsac

    Torrential rains for a brief but brutal period the night before left the track and inner field looking more like a community pool than a field. Lucky for the Pax, YHC arrived early and set a few things up.

    Flag planted, classic rock on the speaker, disclaimer given, mosey in a direction to get us in a parking lot on the back side.

    Warmup with regular stuff, no clubbin though. We got stuff to do! Threw some Tempo Merkins in for good measure.

    Left leg and right leg power ups x 20 at the benches where they do pseudo yoga. Added 15 dips in between

    Mosey to where the cones were set up. 11 burpees at start, bear crawl to cone 10 burpees, continue the backwards Route 66 down to 1 burpee.

    Mosey to gymn where we did some Sunday Mornings x 3 on Hump Day!

    Mosey back to the cones, each pax stand near a cone. 5 burpees to get the pax to listen.

    The end pax throws the frisbee 2 pax down, receiving pax unable to move. If HIM catches it, continue down the line. If frisbee is dropped, 4 burpees for the group. 9 sets of burpees or 36 more. Add the 5 and 66 previously and we did 107 total.

    Mosey to the flag for CoT

    NMM

    It was great to see Napoleon from Birmingham back, and he brought Sergeant Crack with him!

    66 burpees , plus the 5 and then 9 sets of 4 burpees for frisbee drops, or 36 more, gave a total of 107! Well done!

    YHC kept the pax feet semi dry.

    Thanks for posting with me!

    SYITG

  • What Did You Say?!? – from War Eagle

    [Overcast, Cool, 66 Degrees]

    5:15 – YHC arrived early to survey the landscape.

    5:17 – YHC realized that the park has not been providing light. A 6:57 sunrise would not allow us to throw a black football.

    5:19 – Reminded that YHC is on IR and cannot do burpees

    5:20 – Still bringing the SUCK

    5:27 – “I hear a train a comin’”

    5:29 – Disclaimer

    5:30 – LET’S GO!

    WARM-O-RAMA (middle of the football field)

    Abe Vigoda’s X 10
    Grassgrabbers X 10
    SSH X 31
    Hillbillies X 15
    Peter Parkers X 10
    Arm Circles X 10 (Forward & Reverse)

    THE THANG (baseball field near the gym)
    *9 trees*

    ROUND 1

    1 Bonnie Blair, 1 Squat
    2 Bonnie Blair, 2 Squat
    3 Bonnie Blair, 3 Squat… to 9

    Round 2

    1 Honest Merkin, 2 Air Press
    2 Honest Merkin, 4 Air Press
    3 Honest Merkin, 6 Air Press…to 9

    Round 3

    Rinse & Repeat: Bonnie Blair round
    As YHC gave this instruction, a mumble in gloom was heard using language that would make a prisoner blush. It’s ok, Boo Boo was punished accordingly.

    ROUND 4

    9 – 8 Count Body Builders
    8 – 8 Count Body Builders
    7 – 8 Count Body Builders…to 1

    Mary back at the football field

    COT

    Prayers for our city

  • A VQ Begins a New Year – from Pool Boy

    Conditions: Wet and 58 degrees
    5:27 am. With the football field and track completely flooded, I call an audible and change workout.
    After quick disclaimer, mosey over to the rocks.

    Warmups:
    Abe Vigoda
    Arm circles – with clubbin included
    Imperial Walkers
    Side Straddle Hops
    Peter Parkers
    Mosey over to the parking lot by the gym after grabbing rock. Without rock, sprint to the gym:100 side straddle hops and then head back to the other end of the parking lot. Sprint to gym: 75 squats and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 50 merkins and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 25 calf raises and back to parking lot.
    With rock over head, indian walk to the gym and back to end of parking lot.
    Mosey over to soaked baseball field. Individual rock toss/throw from one side of the field and back.
    Mosey back to the rocks for Coolorama:
    Abe Vigoda, imperial walkers, side straddle hops, Big Boy Sit ups, Peter Parkers.
    Mayhem with the anticipation of his first Q Friday jumped in with:
    25x Flutter kicks
    20x Hello Dolly’s
    20x Tin Scissors
    50 LBCs on your own
    COT
    Honored to lead today with first Q and appreciated everyone’s help.
    Prayers for those in need and for a faith filled 2023.

  • Special Ops – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Partly Cloudy. 72 degrees. Humidity 92%. Wind 5 mph from the South

    Pax: Boo, Buxton, Fast Tax, YHC, Hokie Don’t Call Me Pokie, Mayhem, Pool Party, PVC, Triple Shift

    Arrived a few minutes early to find PVC warming up. I filled him in on the Special Ops Mission he would need to lead.

    After giving the disclaimer I told Fast Tax and Triple to go with PVC. Given the look on Triple’s face, I’m pretty sure he believed he was getting the Black Tahoe. From his perspective it makes sense. I’m sure he feels he has been dangerously close for a while now. The Special Ops group headed right towards the Rock Pile. Boo, Buxton, Hoke, Mayhem, Pool Boy and YHC headed in the opposite direction.

    Quick Mosey to the light pole on the south end of the park. Pretty sure I’ve never done a warm-up here. Hopefully Fast Tax will be glad to hear that I was mixing things up.

    Warm Up:

    YHC used the warm-up to let some of our newer members practice leading in Cadence:
    • Pool Boy – SSH x 26
    • Mayhem – Imperial Walkers x 15
    • Buxton – Grass Grabbers x 15
    • Pool Boy – Peter Parkers x 20
    • Mayhem – Tempo Merkins x 20
    • Buxton – Low Slow Squats x 20

    The Thang

    Continued around the path headed east and then North to the first baseball field. Divided up into two groups of three. Pax 1 did pull-ups on the bleachers, Pax 2 did merkins, Pax 3 was the timer with 5 burpees. Rinse and Repeat.

    Back to the path, headed north where we joined up with our 3 Special Ops friends. That took longer than expected. Maybe they ran into resistance. Did they have words with Rudy’s Caterer? She’s never accosted us before, but it’s possible that Triple Shift said something to set her off.

    Triple Shift: Hey what are you doing?
    Rudy’s Caterer: I’m walking. I walk here every day. 78 laps.
    Triple Shift: Your form is all wrong. Look at your hips. They’re all out of alignment.
    Rudy’s Caterer: I do this every day. I’m fine
    Triple Shift: You won’t be. Keep doing this and you might not ever walk again.
    Rudy’s Caterer: Hmmm….then I should do this now @$#%&#@!
    At this point she jumps Triple, brings him to the ground and starts jumping repeatedly on his face as PVC and Fast Tax stand by in amusement.

    …Or maybe our Special Ops are just slow. At any rate they joined on the levee for Clock
    Merkins
    • 6 o’clock (feet toward the top of levee, head toward the bottom) x 10
    • 9 o’clock x 10
    • 12 o’clock x 7
    • 2 o’clock x 6
    • 4:30 x 6

    Continue our mosey around the track to the Hill. We had nine presents left to us by our Special Ops. I gave PVC very little instruction, but he did a good job (other than being slow as molasses). I was glad to see the variety of rocks and especially glad to that they brought Gibraltar.

    11s – Start with 10 bench presses on the north side, carry the rock up and over to the south side and do a man-maker. Then 9 bench presses and 2 man-makers…..yadda, yadda, yadda…we did this for 10 minutes. YHC got to 5 bench presses and 6 man-makers.

    At this point we had to hustle. YHC challenged the pax to get back to the rock pile before him. Boo succeeded. Drop of the rocks and Horses to the Stable back to the flag.

    NMM

    • Great job by Pool Boy, Mayhem, and Buxton during the warm-up. They all led like champs. Looking forward to some fresh Qs.
    • The Bleacher pull-ups were fraught with danger.
    • I concur with Hoke’s sentiments regarding the clock merkins.
    • It’s not really 11s unless it involves burpees or man-makers. It’s also not 11s if you don’t finish. That’s on me.
    • Don’t worry, Triple is as handsome as ever. His dust up with Rudy’s caterer left him none the worse.
    • Guys pushed hard at the end. So good seeing guys with their hands on their knees or in surrender cobra when we finish.

  • Roaming around The playground – from PVC

    On a cool crisp yet foggy full moon lit 65 degree morning 8 PAX converged for a Bootcamp in the gloom

    Warmorama: squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies, arm circles, Peter Parker’s

    Mosey to gym wall for balls to wall, calf raises, donkey kicks (2 sets)

    Mosey to pavilion for dips, BBS, step ups (2 sets)

    Mosey to hill for bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks, lunge up n over, bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks

    Mosey to rock pile shoulder press, bench press, squats (2 sets)

    Mosey to football field for Coolorama:
    squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies

    COT
    FNG Buxton was named after I recognized his name from our childhood neighborhood where we grew up

  • Hand Grenada’s Gym-Bor-eaux – from Hand Grenada

    75 degrees, SEVERE lightening, rain and humidity as thick as bogey’s eye brows…

    Pax, pvc, bogey, mayhem, hg

    -Intro and disclaimer

    -Mosey to rockpile/pond, select rock and head to gym AQAP to avoid ground strikes(conversation ensued btw bogey and hg as to whether the Gym or pavilion would be better shelter from lightening. Bogey, who’s prowess as a shade tree meteorologist was unknown to hg, alerted hg to the fact that the gym in fact was equipped with a “lightening rod” therefore making it a much more suitable choice. Still waiting on Elon’s team of unemployed fact checkers to get back to us on this…)

    -warm up: hillbilly ic x15, grass grabber ic x15, Abe vagoda ic x15, on ur face, Floyd mayweathers ic x15, shoulder taps ic x15, toe touches ic x15

    -select a stair bay that fits ur personality for hand Grenada’s gym-bor-eaux fizz. 3 rounds of 10 exercises 12, 10, 8 reps each all ic.. calf raise, squat w/rock, side squat w/rock, uphil lunge, step back lunge, grab bags, decline merkin, incline merkin, peoples chair curls, balls to wall.

    -mosey back to rockpile/pond, return rock, Mary: LBC ic x15, dying cockroach ic x15, flutter kicks ic x15

    -mosey to flag, count off, name o rama, announcement, intentions, prayer, dismiss.

    Cap tip to Mayhem for wearing a watch!

    Always privilege and pleasure to lead, hg

  • Complete the Circle – from PVC

    Warmorama: Abe vigoda, Grass grabber, Side straddle hop, peter parker, imperial walker, squat arm circle

    Mosey to rock pile, shoulder press, curls, bench press, squats (2 sets)
    Mosey to pavilion, dips, BBS, step ups (2 sets)
    Mosey to hill, bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks, beear crawl up n over, hillbillies (2 sets)
    Mosey to wall, Balls to wall, donkey kicks, calf raises (2 sets)
    Mosey to football field

    Coolorama: Abe vigoda, Grass grabber, Side straddle hop, peter parker, imperial walker, squat arm circle

    COT