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Tag: The A1C

  • 3 year anniversary of the A1C – from Jose10k

    Could the A1C shutdown the cross town rival splash pad? Could the anniversary bring out seldom seen brothers like Tanked Up? Could Moby be sick and tired of CottonEyeJoe and the Cupid Shuffle? The answer to all 3 of these questions is simply, hell yes. As Bushwacker once told me, if you build it, they will come, just not him this Friday. 10 men took the red pill this morning to better themselves to celebrate the creation of the A1C 3 years ago. We prepared to dip into some of the favorite workouts in my bag of tricks, however, Moby is sick of the songs I think. So YHC was amused to see the chain gang on the back of his truck as he pulled up this morning.
    Warm-up: yeah, we had one
    Mosey to the Courthouse for some Dora with the hand rails. Partner one: did 50 merkins, then planked up until partner 2 came back from going up the ramp going hand over hand on the rails.
    2nd Round: partner one 100 squats, followed up with holding an al Gore. Partner two did the handrails again. 3rd Round: LBCs (300 cumulative, with alternating hand rails). Mumble chatter was great as always, amazed as Steve flew up those rails despite being vertically challenged. See Cowbell, can’t use it as an excuse. Mosey back to the top of the parking garage with the group separated into two groups of 5. Each group performed whatever exercise they pick while one person drags the chain across the parking garage. Each person dragged the chain a total of 3 times. Finished up with a Merkin Ring of Fire getting up to 101. COT with Hammer praying us out. Intentions for Waterpik and recovery from his soccer related injuries. Bushwackers FF challenge tomorrow. Thanks for coming out gentlemen, thanks for supporting me, and pushing me to be better.

  • Hottie police officer? I was really looking forward to meeting you in the municipal court on or before June 6th! – from Jose10k

    Short and to the point today…After a warm-up, time for the deck of death. Each member was assigned a suit, and the beatdown began. Merkins, squats, lunges, monkey humpers, burpees, big boy situps, wife pleasers, hello dollys, scorpion kicks were among some of the exercises performed today. Two jokers at the end meant two laps around the A1C to finish things off. COT and YHC prayed us out. Thanks for allowing me to lead, and thanks for reading this backblast. Zoolander’s birthday Q tomorrow (Can’t believe he’s only turning 26). July 28th, 3 year anniversary of the A1C.

  • Up and down with the cards! – from BBQ

    Up and down with the cards! 3 answered the call this morning. The average age was 66! 1 year older than Wednesday’s beat down at the Gipper. We started with the usual dozen warm ups. A mosey lap on the top deck to finish the warm up. YHC used a deck of cards to set the exercises. Hearts were Copper Head squats. Diamonds were hand release merkins. Clubs were 2 as 1 LBC’s. Spades were drawers choice. The card number and face card drove the reps. 2-14 with aces 14. Diamonds came fast and furious. Spades drew side straddle hops, gas pumps, cherry pickers and others to mix it up. We had 7 cards left when ran out of time. COT with Nameorama and BBQ prayed us out. It was an honor to be up and at’em with these fine young men!

  • 1st & 10 – from Einstein

    A pleasent 73 degrees at 5:15 a.m., at the A1C, atop the Justice Center Parking Garage. With Moby claiming it felt like a Fall day.

    Warmup:
    all 15xIC: toe touch, ss hops, neck rolls-standing, neck rolls on your six-back-forward-right-left, hill-billies, swimmers, thumb drives, imperila walkers,
    soccer-ankle rotations, scissors hops, smurf jacks, etc.

    Thang from the Exicon: 1st&10
    Approx. 100 yard “field” marked at 2 parking stripe increments. Perform 10 Burpees, 1 Merkin (11’s) at the 10, sprint the remainder of the parking lot.
    Mosey back to the “20.” Perform 9 Burpess, 2 Merkins, sprint the remainder of the parking lot, mosey back to the “30.” Repeat until all 100 “yards” and 11’s have been completed. Finished up with one minute of Rocky Balboa’s

    Worked up a pretty good sweat, according to BBQ’s KC hat squatch-o-meter.

    Mumble Chatter included; Avg age of today’s A1C PAX(old), plethora of burpees recently, Jose-10k’s sporting a coppertone tan(with the rest of us sporting farmer’s red), BBQ’s trip to Omaha for the CWS LSU victory, and Moby championing the health benefits of olive oil as he chugalugs from his new pocket flask

    Count-o-rama

    Jose-10K led us out with prayer, intentions for quick recovery for the suffering/injured.

  • Gorilla Instincts – from Jose10k

    After spending two days in Pensacola swimming with my nephew, I got in at 9 last night. Tired, sunburned,and very sore. But that’s never an excuse to miss the A1C. 78 degrees outside, 92% humidity, still not a reason to skip the A1C. I was thinking about taking it easy, however, a traveler from far away (Slidell) rolled up at exactly 5:15. Anyone who travels that far, deserves a quality beatdown. To be honest, I hadn’t planned a workout. I was planning on making it up as we went. Warm-up: you know how it goes
    The Thang: Mosey over to the butterfly garden to pick up a coupon each. Mosey over to the side of the courthouse for a Shooter inspired Gorilla workout. But while walking there, a wise voice came over me. YOU INTENSIFY TO MODIFY. Y’all know who this wise voice is, wisdom beyond his years: that’s right, Hammer’s oldest boy: PickAxe. How do you intensify the Gorilla workout? That’s when I thought of another F3 brother, none other than the stepfather of the splash pad, Russo. I have to throw him a little love, I mean, we hate on him quite a bit. It’s his own fault, he opens his mouth about his lack of taste in 80s and 90s movies, it just makes him a target of ridicule. One thing that we can not make fun of, his intense workouts. And one of his favorite exercises is: murder bunnies. So that’s how we intensified this morning’s workout. 8 reps of each exercise, curls, shoulder presses, kettlebell swings, and merkins. Then murder bunny to the first intersection. 8 gorilla squats, then rifle carry the block back to the start. Returned the blocks, back to the top of the A1C for 5 minutes of Mary led by Hogs Breath. YHC had to leave to bring his car back for his daughter to use. As always, it was an honor to lead you gentlemen. Thanks for read. Hammer’s offspring has the Q tomorrow morning. Mark it in your calendar, and plan to show. July 28th marks the 3rd anniversary of the A1C. Come out and celebrate with us. I do hope that our cross town rivals will join us too. SYITG

  • Mighty Moby Motors On – from Einstein

    A bit humid at 5:15 a.m., at the A1C, atop the Justice Center Parking Garage.
    and with mumble chatter about being tired/stiff from cinder block workouts, a good stretching warmup was in order

    Warmup:
    all 15xIC: toe touch, neck rolls-standing, arm circles, side-to-side stretch, neck rolls on your six-back-forward-right-left, shoulder shrugs, swimmers, thumb drives, etc.

    Thang 1:
    Run down the parking ramps to the street, run around the block with four burpees at each corner,
    stop at the first small wall for step-ups, left leg first then right leg,
    mosey to the second small wall for box jumps – sets of three box jumps.
    It was on box jump number twelve where Moby suffered a blow-out, scraping his shin on the wall, YIKES!! If this has happened to you – you know it sucks!
    but nothing stops MobyDick…with blood trickling into his shoe…the old man pushes through!
    We forge ahead, with run up the parking ramps to the top deck

    Thang 2:
    on the upper deck, core exercises at the four corners (box-cutters, sit-ups, leg levers, left elbow to right knee right elbow to left knee)
    with bear crawl half way across deck, mosey, sprint other half, mosey, repeat.

    Count-o-rama

    Jose-10K led us out with prayer, with intentions for quick recovery for the suffering PAX

  • Music and Respect – from Jose10k

    As y’all have probably learned that the cross town rival splash pad AO has a lake and a tunnel. The stepdad of both the Splash pad and Grandmas, Russo, has pointed out several advantages of both AOs. Russo is a smart man who is a great salesman. His back blasts are epic, creative, and inspiring. So YHC was curious if he could sell his AO, the A1C, like the stepfather sold his AOs. And it’s so simple: Music and Respect. That’s right gentlemen, at the A1C, you will always have music and respect. Rock n roll is always blasting, and the average age is over 50 (much respect). Top that Russo, I doubt you can, however, I eagerly anticipate reading your blackblast to see you try. I’ll leave your questionable movie choices for another backblast. FYI, how can anyone not like the Goonies. That’s damn near unamerican.

    Humid, check, hot, check, a group of highly motivated men ready to work out, check.
    Warm-up: y’all have been to a beat down, you know how that goes
    The Thang: Music, yes, music. We began with the Cupid Shuffle, a nice 4 minute song in which participants did shoulder taps until the song lyrics make you shuffle to the right 3 times, the left 3 times, butt kick into the air 4 times, followed by 6 mountain climbers. Then back to the shoulder taps.
    Open the trunk for various goodies, coupons, 35 lb plates, and 30 pound dumbbells. Pick your poison for some 11s on the ramp. Shoulder presses at the top, slow squats at the bottom, rifle carry your weight up and down the ramp. Finish it off, return the weights to the trunk, exactly 5 minutes of Mary. COT, with Moby praying us out. The summer heat and humidity is officially here boys, stay hydrated. Grundy is bringing the pain tomorrow. Thanks for letting me lead and thanks for the gentlemen. Goonies never die! Life is like a box of chocolates….

  • It takes two of us! – from Jose10k

    It was just the two of us regulars at the A1C this morning. KISS, keep it simple stupid. After a warm-up, we did 4 corners. 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 at each corner. Merkins, Squats, Freak Nastys, imperial walkers, SSH, deep hamstring stretches. Run in between some. COT, Moby prayed us out. Hogsbreath retirement party tomorrow at 5. Easy read today gentlemen.

  • It takes two of us! – from Jose10k

    It was just the two of us regulars at the A1C this morning. KISS, keep it simple stupid. After a warm-up, we did 4 corners. 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 at each corner. Merkins, Squats, Freak Nastys, imperial walkers, SSH, deep hamstring stretches. Run in between some. COT, Moby prayed us out. Hogsbreath retirement party tomorrow at 5. Easy read today gentlemen.

  • A Trio of Tabata – from Jose10k

    Cool morning, perfect temperature for a tabata. The usual crowd showed up, so YHC opened up the trunk of his car for some props. Some coupon work up on top of the A1C. 45 sec on, 15 sec break round robin tabata. The music was blaring, and the workout began. Exercises from squats, shoulder presses, wife pleasers, a ton of core, a lap around top, calf raises, shoulder presses, triceps, etc… Dark Wing prayed us out. Remember, bring your gloves and a coupon to Zoolanders beat down tomorrow, probably won’t be any music though. Later gents.