Northshore H8!  Practically Perfect in Every Way – from TurboTax
Northshore H8! Practically Perfect in Every Way – from TurboTax

Northshore H8! Practically Perfect in Every Way – from TurboTax

Date:2021-05-15
QIC:TurboTax
PAX:Akbar, Barely Legal, Bushwacker, Chewy, Cowbell, Grundy, Jose10k, Mobydick, Russo, Shooter, Steve, Tanked Up, The Hammer, TurboTax, Waterpik, Zoolander, Archie, Gilligan, Maverick, Chainsaw, Pick Axe, Tru Coat

21 PAX posted for the fourth semi-annual and second official Northshore H8! which, like Mary Poppins, was practically perfect in every way. The weather was great, the course was marked clearly and the PAX were motivated. Plus everyone knew that whatever we did it would be at least .01% better than anything the Southshore could accomplish. We have the Freedom Hammer to prove it.

Anywho…we hit it hard. Reputations were burnished, feelings were hurt and everyone seemed to get their money’s worth. Several PAX completed eight laps and those that didn’t weren’t far behind. Except, of course, for Akbar who very conveniently was “injured.” YHC didn’t see any doctor’s note…just sayin.

8 laps translates to 3.2 miles running, 550 yards of bear crawls, 36 burpees and 120 hand release Merkins. Not too shabby.

So rest up for 6 months, guys, and we’ll test ourselves again in November. Thanks for letting me lead. Over and out.