The way our Northshore text chain was popping off Monday night, it felt like Granny’s was gonna be a total rager. The timing didn’t really seem fair – oh, now that Jose is out with three cracked ribs, NOW Granny is gonna suddenly be popular? Well, no worries there, five pax and good chatter, but still wasn’t the same without 10k in the mix. He and Bush together can really derail a warmorama like no other.
A simple circuit was on the menu today, allowing the talk to continue while moseying the trailhead to witness all the Christmas wonders.
The stops along the way were:
Freak Nasties x40
Jump Squats x40
Merkins x40
Groiners x40
Sister Mary’s x40
Bear Crawl Christmas Tunnel
3x Calf Raises up each step
5x Burpees
Rinse and repeat, bringing down the x40 rep counts by 5 each time. Minor grumbling about starting at 40 reps, and then som more about not descending in increments of 10, but overall, the pax sucked it up and went with it.
Capitalist indoctrination, Edwin Edwards ’91 campaign against David Duke (who works out at Franco’s in blue jeans, btw), bat guano, private flights to Destin, and the lucrative career of putting up (and taking down) Christmas lights were all pondered.
Quick Mary, COT, and Chewy prayed us out. Thank you gents for the post and for the opportunity to lead!
