F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Poker Run

    Its the game all the new cool kids are playing.

    “A poker run is an organized event in which participants, usually using motorcycles, all-terrain vehicles, boats, snowmobiles, horses, on foot or other means of transportation, must visit five to seven checkpoints, drawing a playing card at each one. “

    YHC has previously over-estimated the PAX’s ability to listen to and understand directions. And YHC was afraid that this particular set of instructions was going to be beyond the attention span of the PAX. The PAX were warned that this was going to require attention. And all but Angie’s List seemed willing to give it a shot.

    Quick warmup with some SSH (x31 – to celebrate 31 years since ND’s last National Championship. YHC promised this would be the only ND reference during the workout) and Windmills.

    Then – PAX assume plank position while YHC explains the game. The more backtalk and sass, the longer we stay in plank position. Except Jingle Vader. JV apparently has some objection to Plank, so he stood in the Vertical Plank with arms crossed.

    The Rules: there are 5 stations around the park. See the map. At each station there are some cards (playing cards) and a card (workout card). Each group picks a playing card, and the workout card tells you what to do (which exercise, how many reps).

    Each team visits each of the stations, getting 5 cards. OK, there were other rules too. But I don’t need to go through them all here. The 3 teams (Hawg, King Kong and Bongo; Douille, Angie’s List, Jingle Vader; Catfish, Rudy, iHeart, Da Parish) each took off.

    5 Stations with Legs, Planks, Merks, Abs, Burpees. Side note: drawing the Ace of Hearts and its 30 8 Count Body Builder reward kind of sucked. Thanks Catfish.

    OK, its about 7:20 and everyone is back in the Great Lawn with 5 cards. Circle up for opportunities to replace cards.

    Monkey Humpers: Do Monkey Humbers for longer than YHC, and your team can exchange a card. Rudy got to x40. Hawg, King Kong and Bongo tapped out after 2, and assumed the Al Gore position of shame.

    Plank: Plank longer than Rudy and your team can exchange a card. Rudy got to about 90 seconds. Hawg, King Kong and Bongo tapped out after about 10 seconds.

    Burpees: Everyone on your team get 10 burpees in less than a minute? Exchange 1 card. Hawg, King Kong and Bogo tapped out at exactly 9 burpees each.

    NOTE: Everyone should have realized something by this point.

    The Wager: Each team automatically antes 10 burpee. Winner does no burpee, losing teams pay the bet. Douille, Angie’s List and Jingle Vader call the lazy triplets at 25 Burpees. While Catfish et. al. ponder their move, Hawg announces the natural full house they pulled. Fortunately, that allowed Catfish et. al. to Fold and only pay a 15 burpee penalty.

    Congrats to the winners who SWEAR they drew 3 7s and 2 10s blind.

    Thanks all for giving this a shot!

  • No really – Stop me if you’ve done this before

    YHC’s 4th year anniversary in F3, so what to do? Why – how about the same thing that he did for 3rd year, 2nd year and 1st year? The Q that writes itself…

    Looking for Amnesty

    YHC was joined on a gloomy, chilly Monday morning at Rock City by 13 PAX. Several had been there for previous celebrations. And one made his first ever appearance at the 4th celebration of his Fart Sacking of my first workout. Welcome, Amnesty! Conversely, thank you Bogey – not only did you drag me into this, you’ve actually been at the anniversary each year (as far as I recall, anyways…)

    The Thing

    Same thing again. Quick warmup before grabbing rocks and heading to the trees.

    Captain Dan

    With your rock, 2x Lunge, 1x Squat. Repeat, increasing reps each time. Get to the fence at the end of the field. YHC was up to 14x Lunge steps. Scantron and his legs seemed to make it in about 6x Lunge steps.

    Take a seat in the People’s Chair while we patiently wait for Triple Shift to arrive. Then we patiently continue sitting waiting for Triple Shift to realize that he is also supposed to take a seat.

    Jack Webb

    1x Merkin (hand on rock), 2x Shoulder Presses (with Rock). Start increasing. Up to 8x/16x. PAX humored YHC by following his slower-than-you cadence. But everyone powered through…

    Circle of Abs and Pull Ups

    Circle up for some ab work. While one group of 3-4 ran off to the playground to get 10 Pull Ups in, the rest of the group did some ab work. Box cutters, Flutters, Dollys and Penguins while everyone got their pull ups. Marlin gave a 20 count in his head. The rest of us waited in silence.

    Start heading towards home by Lieutenent Danning back to where we started.

    Bloom Where You’re Planted

    Lets run through some reps without putting the rock down. Shoulder Press, Curl, Row. x12, x10, x8, x6, x4, x2. YHC did need to take a break.

    Back to the Flag, still had time for 10 Burpees OYO. PAX – we are getting faster. Previous years, we’ve not had time for EXTRA work at the end.

    Thanks for a great 4 years!

  • Classic Muscleship

    12 pax gathered on a perfect Saturday morning after Thanksgiving to burn off all the excess indulgence from earlier in the week.  YHC was volunteered to Q and happily accepted to lead the pax for a Muscleship beatdown. 

    The pax started off with a jog to Wisner and back to the field where the following warmup exercises were performed IC

    • SSH x 20
    • Peter Parkers x 20 
    • Alternating hand to foot touch  x 20,
    • Arm circles x 15 both ways 
    • Windmills x 15

    Next we got into 2 lines and did an Indian run to the Foundry. Once there we paired up at 6 different stations for a Tabata workout of 30 seconds, with a 10 second break between stations. Stations consisted of the following;

    • Pull-ups
    • jump squats
    • snake jumps
    • Dips
    • Shoulder taps
    • Diamond merkins

    Rinse and repeat for 4 total rounds. 

    Next we moseyed back to the field in front of NOMA for “The 300”

    Again all pax partnered up where there were 4 cones spread about 40 yards apart.  At each cone the pax had to perform 75 cumulative reps of the designated exercise.  

    Pax 1 does 10 burpees as a timer while pax 2 does each designated exercise at cone.   When pax 1 finishes his 10 burpees, the pax switch where partner picks up until the 75 cumulative reps are finished. Once finished both pax would bear crawl to the next cone to perform the next set of exercises.. The 4 cones consisted of:

    • Cone 1 – 75 merkins
    • Cone 2 – 75 big boy sit-ups 
    • Cone 3 – 75 Carolina dry docks 
    • Cone 4 – 75 American Hammer 

    With about 8 minutes remaining we circled up for some Mary called out by all the pax.  From memory this included, LBC’s, flutter kicks, dying cockroach, Freddy Mercury, and 1-2 more I’m missing.  

    Finished up with COT for countoff, NOR and intentions followed by Coffeteria.  

    Thanks for posting and the opportunity to lead as always.  

  • A great turnout at WPM

    First, apologies for the very late BB.   I generally try to get these done relatively soon after, but the days/weeks quickly came up and here we are……

    So, on to the important details….

    34 pax including 1 FNG arrived for a beautiful, fall morning at Wolfpack Mountain.  Warmup consisted of a short mosey and then everyone circled up for the following:

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • windmills x 20 IC
    • Hillbillies x 20 IC
    • Mountain climbers x 20 IC
    • Alternating hand/foot touches x 15 IC
    • Shoulder taps x 20 IC

    Thang 1

    • Pax formed 3 lines and Indian run to top level 

    Thang 2

    (2 rounds) Circuit of Following –

    • Staggered merkins (each arm x 20)
    • Alternating toe touch crunch x 10 IC each leg 
    • Diamond merkins x 20 IC
    • Crunchy frog x 20 IC
    • Multi level merkins (high, low, mid)
    • Levels/protractor- pax on back lifting legs at different levels 

    Thang 3

     – 4 rounds of catch me if you can

    • Pax in front runs down to next level while the pax behind does 3 burpees.  Once finished he try’s to catch first pax.  

    Finished up with the COT for Countoff, Naming of FNG (Neckbrace), and intentions.  

    This was YHC’s has first time Qing WPM and I enjoyed the opportunity to lead.   Thanks for coming out and until next time…

  • 3 Turkeys

    Three brave souls agreed to show up for the Wally Run Thanksgiving morning. Two of the three showed on time, who will remain nameless to protect Hobbs’s integrity, and set off on the traditional Wally Run route. The third showed up late, but was a man of his word and ventured out on his own. He smartly ran the route in reverse and found the other two turkeys, but was a mile short. After completing the three-mile Wally Run loop, all three took a lap around the one-mile asphalt trail. Then, extra laps for two of the three on the 1/4 mile track. Ended with a few minutes of Mary. Hobbs voluntarily completed another mile penalty lap to makeup the mile he lost in the beginning. In the end, all PAX completed more than four miles.

    COT: intentions, prayer, have a great Thanksgiving! Glad we pushed ourselves.

  • Can you hear me now? A.K.A. Sprints

    Started the morning off with a tour of the clubhouse parking lot and ended up in front of the bandstand. Circled up for the following.

    • 40 X SSH
    • 20 X Smurf Jacks
    • 20 X Imperial Walker Squats
    • 20 X Mountain Climber
    • 20 X Peter Parkers
    • A couple minutes of plank stretches

    Next we moseyed 10 feet to the edge of Oak Alley for some sprints. All PAX sprinted to the track. The first and last one there got to choose an exercise to do a 20 count of. Next we sprinted the long way, through the parking lot, back to the bandstand and repeated the first and last 20 counts. Repeated the whole thing one more time.

    Really seemed like everyone was enjoying Oak Alley so we did BLIMPS starting at the first light. Started with 5 burpees and increased by 5 each time. Oh and we also bear crawled between each light post.

    After the BLIMPS we sprinted back to the bandstand for another set of first and last 20 counts.

    Next we headed to the pavilion for the following.

    • 20 X RLS
    • 20 X DIPS
    • 20 X LLS
    • 20 X DIPS (Thanks Angie for insisting we finished)

    Finally headed back to the flag for a 10 count of Jack Webbs. I tried to stop at 8 but the PAX wasn’t having it. Thanks for keeping me honest everyone.

    Finished up with a couple minutes or Mary and then name-O-rama/COT

  • Surprise! You’re the Q

    I arrived at WPM about 30 seconds before 5:30 only to discover that I was Q for the day. I guess I should check the schedule more often. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    We started with a jog to the grass in front of Tulane for some warm-up and 20 of each of the following.

    • SSH
    • Smurf Jacks
    • Imperial Walker Squats
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Peter Parkers

    Next we moseyed to the base of the mountain and proceeded to indian run all the way up.

    At the top of the mountain we partnered up for some Dora 1,2,3. One partner ran all the way down the stairs and then up the other stairs while the other did the following.

    • 100 X Jump Squat
    • 200 X Merkins
    • 300 XLBTs

    Next we met up at the benches for the following.

    • 20 X Bench Jumps
    • 20 X Dips
    • 20 X RLS
    • 15 X Dips
    • 20 X RLS
    • 10 X Dips

    Moseyed back to the flag for 5 burpees OYO and Name-o-rama/COT.

  • The Three Caballeros

    We’re three caballeros
    Three gay caballeros
    They say we are birds of a feather
    We’re happy amigos

    No matter where Rev goes
    The one, two, and three goes
    We’re always together

    We’re three happy chappies
    With snappy serapes
    You can run how you want if
    You run around Pontiff

    We’re cold as a ice-o
    Who says so? We say so!
    The three caballeros

    Ahhhh!

    We have the stars to guide us
    As we stroll down Duplessis
    Take a right on Friedrichs


    Tua sings and he samba
    Two Yutes shout ‘aye caramba!
    Rev Sox is the bomba
    Oh I don’t think so

    Through fair and stormy weather
    We stand close together
    Like books on a shelf


    Rev Sox leads down Nassau
    Tua tries to dash off
    Two Yutes speaks of babies
    These are three handsome daddies

    Ahhhh!
    We have the stars to guide us
    Park Road is behind us
    To run as we go


    Tua sings and he samba
    Two Yutes shout ‘aye caramba!
    Rev Sox is the bomba
    Oh I don’t think so

    – or the Pax ran 4.6 miles in 44 minutes.

  • Rinse and Repeat at the Foundry

    Made the standard introduction and disclaimer.

    Mosey to “second set” of trees. 

    Circled-up to Warm-up which consisted of: 

    Monkey humpers
    Grass grabbers 
    arm circles  
    Self love 
    Imperial  walkers

    Moseyed to first tree of the “second set” and lined up tree to tree. 

    Bear crawled to each tree of the “second set” – performed 5 merkins at each tree of the “second set” for a total of 6 sets of trees or 30 merkins.
    Plank and wait for the six. 
    Lunge walked back to the first tree of the “second set” – performed 15 squats at each tree
    Al gore and wait for the six. 

    RINSE AND REPEAT then…

    Moseyed to the track where we broke up into two columns and…

    Bataan death marched – 2 burpees for the caboose – for one lap around the track. End at the warm up section where we circled-up for freddy mercuries, lbc’s, flutter kicks.

    Another Bataan death march lap then big boy sit ups, American hammers and penguins at the warm-up area.

    One more death march lap then….

    5 monkey humpers to finish up. 

    Moseyed to the flag at 6:15 where we had count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead. 

    PAX: BRIEFS, UNDERTAKER, YA MOM AND DEM, BREADTICKS, BOO BOO, ABACUS, RUDY, TOOL, SHEETROCK, DIRTY DELL, SCREWTOP, GAINES, MMMBOP

  • I’m Really Late

    Short run to the front of Tulane for 20 of each of the following.

    • SSH
    • Arm Circles
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Peter Parkers
    • Imperial Walkers Squats

    Ran back over to the boxes at the park and split into 4 sets of partners. Each partners did shared two exercises and swapped whenever they got tired of when.

    • 50 Box Jumps/Shoulder Tap as the count
    • Jump Lunges/Merkins
    • Squats/Planks
    • Al Gores/Dry Docks

    Ran to the pull-up bars for more of the same with different excercises.

    • 50 Pull-ups/Jump Squats as the count
    • Jump Lunges/Merkins
    • Squats/Planks
    • Al Gores/Dry Docks

    Mosey to the green for some Mary. Did 20 of each of the following.

    • Cockroaches
    • LBC
    • J-Lo
    • V-Ups
    • Real Freddy Mercury

    Back to the fountain for the following.

    • RLS X 20
    • Dips X 20
    • LLS X 20
    • DIPS X 15

    Finally back to the flag for Name-o-Rama and COT.