F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • Real Simple – from Mobydick

    Couldn’t get much simpler. Three old guys and the kid drag the chain up and down the garage ramp for 45 min. Actually it was a Tabata like sprint drag. The Pax each took hold of the ends of the doubled chain and a third grabbed the middle. Then the ends sprint dragged past the middle til all their chain was stretched out. Then the middle sprint dragged between them till the chain pulled taught. Then repeat. It took 4 alternating drag tests each to get to the top. The odd man out lunged or sprinted to the top where all rotated and repeated to the bottom Ritate and back to the top. After 45 minutes of that mission declared accomplished

  • The Turtle – from Fracsac

    The last time YHC posted at the Foundry is unknown. It could likely be found, but what’s the point? It was long ago….too long. YHC saw the Q sheet open and made the commitment to return.
    Saban, Jesus Juice, Tool, Sandberg, and BayWatch made it clear they were ready!
    We did a little warmup, with MNC and dancing included! End with 10 burpees OYO
    Mosey to the Foundry via the LCM bridge, stopping at the benches so Saban could attempt to murder a turtle. Luckily the turtle saw him coming and dashed out of the way….
    Step ups and Dips completed, then continue the mosey to the Foundry.
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Stations:
    Jump the Green Snake AMRAP
    Pull ups or 90 degree hang
    Run to track, 3 burpees, run back – timer
    Rinse and Repeat
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Church bells ring. Apparently it’s a tradition to do 6 burpees at 6 am. So, 6 more burpees. The pax were very pleased.

    Embrace the Suck:
    7 x SSH
    7 x Merkins
    7 x jump squats
    Continue for 3 minutes. If any pax can hit 8 rounds, no more burpees.
    Saban hit 8 rounds….well done!!

    Mosey back to flag for Mary and COT

    That’s 122 burpees for the morning. T-Claps!

    SYITG
    

  • Stations of the Cross (seriously…) – from Rudy

    YHC recycled the basic Holy Week Stations of the Cross workout. 8 other PAX appeared in the gloom to join him. One of those PAX decided it was a good idea to bring a 10 foot cross tie. He was right.

    Circle Up for the Warm up: Abe Vigoda x5. That’s enough. All we’ve got time for, as we have a lot of work to be done.

    A few minutes to explain the drill. Each of the Station is a 3 minute cycle:
    + Lunge Walk half way across the football field (about 25 yards, seems to take 60-75 seconds)
    + Exercise until the 2:30 mark
    + Plank

    During the Plank, YHC will announce the next station and the exercise that goes with it.

    9 PAX will each take a turn with the cross tie, dragging it for the lunge walk (which makes it take a LOT longer…). At the 10th station, pair up and carry the cross tie (still lunge walking). So everyone got two rounds with the tie.

    Station 1: Jesus sentenced to death by Pontius Pilate. Peter – Parker – Peters
    Station 2: Jesus takes up his cross. Hand release Merkins
    Station 3: Jesus falls the first time. Burpees (fall down, get back up)
    Station 4: Jesus meets his mother Mary. BBSU (what else goes with Mary???)
    Station 5: Simon helps Jesus. Slow Squats (this isn’t a race. Get parallel…)
    Station 6: Veronica wipes the face of Jesus. V-Ups
    Station 7: Jesus falls the second time. Burpees
    Station 8: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem. Hello Dolly
    Station 9: Jesus falls the 3rd time. Burpees
    Station 10: Jesus stripped of his garments. Squat Jumps (quads are definitely burning)
    Station 11: Jesus nailed to the cross. T-Merkins
    Station 12: Jesus dies on the cross. Genuflects (I thought my quads were burning before!)
    Station 13: Jesus taken down from the cross. Carolina Dry Docks
    Station 14: Jesus placed in the tomb. Low Plank

    “Spy Day”. The day Judas betrays Jesus. Jesus knew that it was coming. He knew it when he chose Judas as an apostle. He knew it when Judas came to the last supper. He knew it all along, and he still chose Judas. One recent reading (alas, YHC cannot recall the source): “Judas’ biggest failure was not making it to Easter Sunday – when even HE would have been forgiven”.

    No matter our sins, no matter our failures. Jesus welcomes us back to the fold. Let us always accept that forgiveness.

  • Tabata Tabata Tabata – from Mobydick

    A Pax if 10 showed up for a seriously non cardio workout. Pretty simple really. Make it as tough as you like. An 8 exercise set of 60 sec work 30 sec Rest Repeated 4 x. Commence with brief 20x IC TT/TTwists/Cherry pickers. Then first round MC by Tabata app broadcast to Bluetooth speakers. CCB Coupons for Curls Squats Presses Rows. You (1/2 the PAC )pick the intensity for 60 sec each. The other half did core tension Table tops. Bridges. Pilates crunches and 100.
    The App maximizes the flow. Doesn’t sound too rigorous but the lack of mumble chatter says otherwise. The last 2 minutes filled with SSH in cadence. 40 reps worth. Namearamma and much appreciated 72nd B Day/5 yr F3 Anniversary wishes and Brownie with candle. COT. Thanks guys for my Life Health and Strength

  • Sudden Change at the Renaissance – from Triple Shift

    With no Q on the sheet I assumed that it would be a grab bag for leadership. When I arrived, I found out Heisenberg was signed up but he never showed up so I took it. I gave the disclaimer and we ran to the foundry to warm up instead of facing the bacon. Once we arrived at the foundry, we did some exercies to warm up and then headed to the path for a burpee mile. All the PAX performed 5 burpees and then ran for one minute. The front runners (Catfish) would plank up for the six when the one minute was up. Once everyone arrived where Catfish was planking, we would perform 5 burpees and then run for one minute. We did that for an entire mile!

    Once we got back to the foundry, we did some flexed arm hangs then hangs and then Mary. With 10 minutes left, we ran to the back of NOMA to do the traditional Sunday Mornings and them back to the flag. We welcomed FNG Drift (Backed Up’s son) and closed out with the countoff, namerama, and COT. Special prayers to F3 Alpharetta (Atlanta) where a PAX member lost their life skiing with another F3 brother.

  • Murph Training Week 3 – from Triple Shift

    Started off with a warmup and then did 3/6/9/12 (pullups, merkins, squats, and lbc) in 2 min intervals and went up to 7/14/21/28 for round 1. From there we did a mosey around the parking lot then did 3/6/9/12 (pullups, merkins, squats, and leg lifts) in 2 min intervals and went up to 6/12/18/24. From there we did a modified Quadrafilia. Run backwards up the levee and then run back down for 5 burpees x 4. Finished off with with a countoff, namerama, COT, and a very beautiful sunrise!

  • Rocking out at The real RC – from Mahatma

    Warm Up
    SSH
    Mnt man poopers
    Side lunges rt to lft
    Frinkle Swings
    Hillbillies
    Febreeze – 2/4 4/8 6/12…….10/20
    BB then hold legs 6” air press

    Grab rocks – 2 large the rest medium

    Head to the football field – with a little encouragement from Bogey that I didn’t bring the big ass speaker to look at YHC was connected on the Rock Playlist was on.

    2 to 10 starting at the goal line
    Kong out 5 yards 2 merkins 2 double unders 2 plank jacks then alt bear crawl 5 yards do 4 each then kong out 5 yards 6 ea then flip flop 5 yds 8 ea then 5 more yards 10 ea.
    Gas pumpers waiting on the 6 then 1 minute recovery the same way starting with 10 to 2 same alternating exercises.

    Now line up at a rock: tabata 30 on 10 off each pax to move down the line switch to the next exercise.
    Chest press
    Curl
    Over head press
    Squat
    Bus driver
    TriCep
    Chest press
    Curl
    Over head press
    Squat
    One round each completed

    5 poles 3 exercises
    Side to side toss
    Over head rainbow swap
    Curls
    5 pax perform exercise 5 pax timer run the length of the field 2 burpees then flip flop
    Bernie Sanders run back 4 burpees flip flop
    Bernie Sanders run back 6 burpees flip flop
    Rtn the rocks

    Head to the flag COT

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  • All Around the Mulberry Bush – from Goose

    Three PAX gathered for another gorgeous morning on the hill at Lumen Christi after YHC came rolling in two minutes late (still figuring out how to pad time for lines of extremely slow trucks on bayou highways). So, no time was wasted jumping right into some SSH, WM, AC, SL, IW, high knees, and butt kicks.

    Thang 1: All Around the Mulberry Pond

    Moseyed to the edge of the small lake and partnered (throupled) up.
    -Round 1: Partner 1–Nur (run backward) while Partner 2 completes 5 flutter kicks and then sprints to catch up and take over nurring. Partner 1 then drops and does 5 flutter kicks before sprinting to catch, etc.
    -Round 2: Partner 1–carioca, Partner 2–5 scuba steve then sprint to catch
    -Round 3: P1–lunge walk, P2–10 mountain climbers then sprint
    Not easy, but not as hard as expected, so we added a nice, long 3-person Indian run back to the bottom of the hill.

    Thang 2: Jackass Webb
    Each PAX did ascending ratio of 1 donkey kick to 4 air presses up to 10 donkey kicks and 40 air presses. Fun! Donkeys were looking pretty lame toward the end.

    20 left leg step-ups followed by 20 right leg step ups before heading up the hill for some serious, non-stop Mary: gas pumps, big boys, flutters, wife pleasers, penguins, dying cockroaches, Nolan Ryans, and Jane Fondas.

    COT and YHC prayed us out.
    Grateful for the camaraderie and the beautiful weather. Thanks for pushing, guys!
    SYITG,
    Goose

  • Chop Dat Wood – from Mahatma

    Coming in hot…..YHC could hear Hokie give the disclaimer and direct the pax to the field for a warm up. Shamefully entering the circle of anxious pax YHC could allow his tardiness go un punished so 5 burpees for all OYO.
    Continue the……Oh no Gabby came rolling in late 5 more burpees for all OYO
    Now finish the warm up
    AbVagoda
    Imperial Walkers
    Front lung

    Mosey to the rock pile
    Line up along the running path 2-6-10
    Kong out 2 with rock – 2 merkins 2 double unders then Kong out 6 – 6 merkins and 6 double under then Kong out 10 – 10 merkins and 10 double unders

    1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 7 Burpee 1 V ups
    Run to the center 7 overhead press then continue to the other side
    7 v ups and 1 burpee
    Run to the center 7 curls then to the starting side now 6 burpee and 2 V ups
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Grap your rock head to the parking lot
    Line up left to right spread out rocks

    Circle Up for ring of merkin fire – 1 to 60 with a little encouragement to perform best possible even if modified.

    Back to rocks – 2 to 10 merkins to standing squat press.

    Return the rocks – time for Mary
    Gas pumpers
    Low plank
    Big Boy Sit Ups
    Low plank

    Head to the flag for COT

  • A last minute call to group Q – from Mahatma

    As I approached the tracks my phone rings and it’s KenahBra….”Mahatma I didn’t check until this AM and see I have the Q at RC but I’m already at the Goldmine”…….it’s 5:27! “KenahBra stay where you at, we got this.

    So it goes I approach the pax in the bullpen tell them the news give a disclaimer and notice this will be a group Q. Pillsbury looks a little nervous as we mosey the rock pile.

    Warm Up round robin
    SSH
    AbVagoda
    Peter Parkers
    Grass Grabbers
    8 count body builder (if you had to guess who chose these?)

    Grab a rock head to the tree field behind the baseball fields

    Mahatma 1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 1 Merkin 7 jump squats
    Run to the center 7 overhead press then continue to the other side
    1 jump squat 7 merkins
    Run to the center 7 curls then to the starting side now 2 merkins and 6 jump squats
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Bogey – grab your rock head to the gym
    20 squats with the rock 20 calf raises
    15
    10

    HandGranada – Stairway merkins up to the top and back down

    Pillsbury – crab walk out to the curb and back. Then arm circles, I think.

    Heisenberg – 10 Burpee 8 count body builders in cadence

    Mahatma – on the wall running man to air press

    Return the rocks – there was some Mary but memory is gone.

    Back to the flag COT

    Group effort complete