F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • Jackson Day Race CSAUP

    The GLOOM was glorious in beautiful downtown Arabi.  7 Brave PAX traveled near and far to a new race route for the 111th Jackson Day 9K race.  This new route involved historic Arabi, comfy asphalt road as racers traveled from Arabi to Chalmette, and then a lap around the Chalmette Battlefield, Home of the Battle of New Orleans.   Some PAX improved, some PAX did not; but every PAX finished respectfully and earned their Jambalaya Girl and cold beers.  There was even a guest appearance by Belloq as he is on the Board for NOTC.  PAX results below.  Link listed for full results.  Don’t forget to update your 2018 NYR.  Apologies to Sogo & Cavalier, YHC does not know their real names.

     

    65 Chris Mysing New Orleans, LA 50 48:57 48:35 8:42 1335
    74 Lee Lafleur New Orleans, LA 41 49:46 49:19 8:49 1280
    92 Kevin Lord New Orleans, LA 47 53:06 52:38 9:25 1295
    99 Stephen Perrien New Orleans, LA 49 54:55 54:32 9:46 1350

    107

    		 Timothy Clements New Orleans, LA 34 56:18 55:51 10:00 1169

    http://runnotc.org/results/2018/jacksonday.shtml

    Thanks for coming to St. Bernard, SYITG

    Moleskin:  Here is a history lesson of exactly what took place on January 8, 1815.  If it were not for the Chalmations defeating the British, we’d all be speaking English.

  • Backblast Baton Rouge, Dec. 30, 2017

    1 Kevin McCarty, Wizard
    2 Dirk Higginbotham, Rocket
    3 Megadaddy, David Mustain (CB&I)
    4 Hoosier-Daddy, Darin Travis
    5 Worms, Bill Bass
    6 Fastball, Josh Black (CB&I)

    Q: Worms and Darin co-leading mostly. Worms asked the group to consider being the Q and to consider exercises they would personally like to do today. Everyone had at least one suggested exercise and each man led his exercise as the Q. The various Q’s performances were exceptional. Found to be a good exercise to Q and lead the count as well. Note: Some of the exercises we did don’t follow the 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2… count method of many of the exercises so those exercises have to be better considered for how to count them.)

    Gave the disclaimer. Welcomed the men. Moseyed to the brick circle to begin exercises. Did 10 each of most exercises. We did a big variety of exercises today.

    Side straddle hop
    Burpee
    Derkin. (Declined Merkin)
    Mountain Climbers
    Lunges
    Regular Merkins
    Little baby crunch
    Arm rotations forward
    Arm rotations backward
    dead cockroach,
    shadow boxing,
    mayweathers,
    shoulder taps
    Mary(?) Lay on ground on back. Lift feet up about 6 inches. Spread feet apart and back together.
    Mary scissor style. Lay on ground on back. Lift feet up about 6 inches. Spread feet apart. Bring feet toward each other but let them pass each other in a scissor fashion.
    Superman. Lay face down. Extend hands forward, feet rear-ward. Lift hands and feet simultaneously and let them return to ground.

    Moseyed to the Foundry area (exercise bars)
    Divided into 3 groups.
    1 group did jumps over the squiggle bar,
    1 group did pull ups,
    1 group did step up/down onto/from round stool-looking pedestals
    1 group did inclined Merkins on the park bench
    10 each. A series of leg lifts or kicks. With the left leg, kick forward then kick out at a 45 degree angle then straight to the side and then kick backwards.  (Kicks at 12:00 then 10:30 then 9:00 and then 6:00)  Then do the right leg. Kicks at 12:00 then 1:30 then 3:00 and then 6:00) What did he call those?  Who was that who had us do that exercise? Fastball, Josh Black?

    Moseyed back to flag
    Did sit ups in groups of 2 with ankles interlocked. (Men face each other while sitting down, lock their feet together in alternate fashion. Do sit ups while your partner’s feet help hold your feet down.)

    Circle of Trust
    Asked for prayer requests
    Circled up
    Had group prayer. Each man prayed for his own need.

    Broke group. Collected flag and shovel.

    Rocket, Worms, Wizard and Fastball met at Starbucks Highland Rd. for a great time of general talk.

  • Backblast Dec. 23, 2017. Highland Road Park, Baton Rouge, La

    Roughly 30 degrees at 7:00!

    Men posting today:

    Josh Black,  Fastball

    Rocket,  Dirk Higginbotham. Rides the Ducati rocket.

    Devon Lajaunie, Propeller head

    Kevin McCarty, the Wizard

    Darin Travis, Hoosier-Daddy

    Bill Bass, Worms

    7:00AM starting time around the F3 Shovel Flag

    Mosey to central brick circle

    Shoulder tap.   Get in Plank position.  Rest on left hand only. Touch rt shoulder with right hand. Do left side.

    Q today was Worms and Hoosier-Daddy

    Squats

    Ballerinas – Toe Squats

    Mary

    Al Gore

    Alabama butt kickers

    Mosey around the track from circle to building clockwise

    Crab walk

    Merkin

    Derkin

    Flutter kicks

    Tin snips (touch feet together)

    Scissor kicks

    There were many more exercises done today but we didn’t document them as we should have, this time!

    Had the Circle of Trust.  Did the count-off of the men.  Did namorama to name the FNGs.   Had several prayer requests. Circled up.  Had Coffeeteria at Starbucks Highland Road after our exercise

  • Field of Dreams

    “Shoeless” Joe Jackson:  “Is this Heaven?”

    Ray Kinsella:  “No, it’s Iowa.”

    YHC has never been to Iowa.  He has, however, been to Baton Rouge….Saturday morning as a matter of fact…and has to admit that Highland Park is beatdown heaven.  If we build it in Baton Rouge, they will come…just like Charlotte, just like NOLA, and yes just like the Northshore…that is a certainty.

    So seven Northshore PAX arrived in the Highland Park Gloom, appearing seemingly out of the mist like Shoeless Joe Jackson and his teammates, ready to play ball.  It went like this after a thorough and legally binding Disclaimer:

    The Warmup

    Determined to deliver knowledge, each Northshore PAX led one of our standard warmup exercises then picked out one of the Baton Rouge PAX to repeat it.  YHC kicked things off with Seal Jacks 10x IC, kicked it to Worms for a repeat, EiEi picked it up for Hillbillies 10x IC,  kicked it to Rocket for a repeat, and so on working through High Knees, Butt Kicks, Side Saddle Hops, Copperhead Squats, Good Mornings, and Imperial Walkers.  False starts, mental lapses, and counting errors a plenty but, hey, the School of Q was in session and the Northshore PAX could have stayed in their fartsacks instead of piling in the Clown Car for the road trip  if the BR PAX already knew the drill.

    The Thang

    Shooter took over for a Tabata set with Merkins and Plank Jacks as the featured exercises.  30 seconds on, 10 seconds rest, repeat 3 rounds.  Professor Shooter then explained to our Baton Rouge brothers the versatility of the Tabata format for delivering pain through a variety of featured exercises, dropping a big pearl of wisdom on the BR men.

    Mosey to the Sundial where Steve unleashed his trademarked Bulgarian Squats on the PAX.  Sprinkling in Freak Nasties, Step Ups and Derkins had the BR PAX thinking that they were no longer in the minor league.

    And if that didn’t do it, the Mosey over to the top of Mount Highland Park for Burpback Mountain definitely signaled the arrival to the Big League.   Partnering up, teams of PAX performed 100 burpees…one partner running down the mountain to the stream and then back up while his partners performed as many burpees as possible on the way to 100.  Is it worth crawling out of the fartsack for an easy beatdown?  Negative.

    Mosey back towards the Shovel Flags where THE Manny set the PAX up for a plank slalom.  16 PAX planked up while the last man sprinted/backpedaled through the others, planking up himself when he reached the end and signaling the next man to get busy.  Once the last PAX completed his sprint/backpedal slalom, it was time for a 10 count refresher course before the PAX moved on to Mary.

    Carpool educated the Baton Rouge PAX on LBCs and then EiEi delivered the final pitch of the morning with his legendary Jane Fonda sequence.

    Countorama, nameorama, and THE Manny prayed us out on our way to the coffeeteria.

    The Northshore PAX was honored to lead.  Thanks for having us.

     

     

     

     

  • Is it really warmer away from the water?

    Three above average men converged on Captain’s Cove in search of some warmer conditions on this 10k journey. Started with a COT and off we went. Traveled north on Jackson hooking a left on the Trailhead. QIC was in search of a warm street without the wind as he realized his bare knuckles were not warming up as quickly as expected. Enjoyed a 9 min pace and some great mumble chatter along the way… Completed the trek in just under 57 min, clearly a pace that will be improved upon in the upcoming Krazy Ivan as the Northshore intends on taking home yet another trophy for the case..

    Appreciate the opportunity to lead gentleman.

  • Back To Work

    Pre Thang: YHC has been on IR/family duty since some time in September and has posted only a handful of times over the last few months… Feeling the need to do more than run has been overwhelming. Today in the 36 degree gloom at 05:20 the shovel flag was planted and the pax trickled into the AO. At 05:30 six of us took off. By the time we hit the warmup area we were 10 strong.

    The Thang: Warmup in front of TU: Low Slow Squat x 20, Plank Jack x 30, Imp Walker x 20, Mtn Climber x 30, Hillbilly x 20. Mosey to the Mtn.

    Line up shoulder to shoulder and lunge walk up the first incline, then run OYO to the top w stops on the church side for Squats x 25 and LU side for LBCs x25. Plank at the top.

    Six MOM at the top:  R Twist x 20, Flutterkick x 25, Dying Roach x 20, LBT x 25, Real Freddie x 20, High Dolly x 25.

    Slow Mosey down to DC quad benches. LLSU x20, sit ups w feet on bench x 25, RLSU x 20.

    Mosey back to the flag for Low Slow Squats x 20.

    *All group exercises done IC…

    COT w shoutout by YHC.

    Moleskin:  Great to be back out in the gloom. The camaraderie was missed as much as the workout. If you’re reading this and haven’t been out in a while, get up and get after it ASAP! There truly is no better feeling than a good workout with a like minded group of guys. It’s invigorarating to say the least and truly fulfilling to have the privilege to sharpen the iron with my F3 brothers. Thanks for the opportunity to lead

    Good Times!

    Roots

  • Winter is Coming….nah..It’s Here!

    “Iron sharpens iron” – F3

    It was so cold this gloom, but three merry men gathered in the Arctic Tundra to better themselves with YHC.  Nothing to say at the start, we were shivering…so we were off, but first…

    DISCLAIMER

    The Thang

    Warm-up mosey/karioki/backpedal around the Mardi Gras fountain with backs facing the lake…gotta keep your face safe from wind burn, and then over the levee to avoid the windchill.

    COP #1: Must-Needed Warmup

    10x SSH IC
    10x Plank Jacks IC
    10x SSH IC
    10x Cowbell Jacks IC (yep, same Squat Jack joke in 2018)
    10x Seal Jacks IC

    Nice and toasty!  Line up in the street by a lamp post, let’s call it Lamp#2.

    OYO: Sprint Circuit

    YHC loves circuits..and circuits love the Pax…

    • Sprint to Lamp#3
    • Exercise A
    • Jog (faster than a mosey) thru Lamp#2 to Lamp#1
    • Exercise B
    • Sprint back to Lamp#2
    • Plank and wait for six
    • Mary Exercise

    We did four rounds of this circuit:

    Round 1: Exercise A = 15x Merkins; Exercise B = 15x Squats; Mary = 20x LBCs
    Round 2: Exercise A = 15x Merkins; Exercise B = 15x Squats; Mary = 15x Flutters & 15x Hello Dolly
    Round 3: Exercise A = 10x Burpees; Exercise B = 10x Jump Lunges; Mary = 8x Hi/Low Plank Walk (R/L sides)
    Round 4: Exercise A = 10x Burpees; Exercise B = 10x Jump Lunges; Mary = 30x Putins

    JV scared a Great Dane and his owner on the the fourth sprint….he ran right at the dog…of course, JV won the game of chicken, and the Pax won by not getting a visit from the men in blue!  I guess this is his way to say “Good Morning!”

    Mosey down towards Canal and circle up.

    COP #2: Jack Webbs (1:2 Ratio)

    A Merkin followed by 2x Air Presses, increase Merks by 1 and Presses by 2….YHC chickened out and stopped the work at 8x Merkins. Pax called me out:

    startled peter macnicol GIF by Ghostbusters

    As you see, YHC has been sick (probably had what Rudy had) all week, and I was a leaky faucet of mucus this gloom…TMI? So we did an 8 count. #QwhatUcanDo

    Mosey over to Canal and circle up for instructions.

    OYO: Animal Parade

    Three laps up the levee, transform into animal, run down the levee on the other side, and walk over to the start.

    Lap 1 = Bear Crawl
    Lap 2 = Duck Walk
    Lap 3 = Frog Hop

    Mosey back to the flag, where we held the COT (Countoff, Nameorama, Shoutouts, and a Prayer).  Thanks for letting me lead this fine group of Pax!

    Moleskin

    There isn’t a better feeling than to go thru a freezing weather beatdown with your F3 Brothers…. get out that nice and toasty fartsack and post tomorrow with Roots @ WPM or with ???? @ the Uptowner (we need a Q to sign up!).

    Word on the street is that Rudy went pie shopping today for Da Parish…post at The Mothership to check out what flavor pie he gets!  Here was a picture of Rudy (left) and Da Parish (right) after the game:

    Fun

    CSAUP Alert:  Jackson Day Race is this Sunday!  Check with Da Parish for details..of course, after he eats his Humble Pie (this is my guess).

     

  • 7 COOL DUDES

    “temperature wise that is, not demeanor”

    6 Pax showed up on time
    1 Pax showed up late AGAIN. I won’t mention his name. But he likes to sidle-up.

    I was reminded of my university P.E. class, taught by the basketball coach. The DIV I basketball players would always straggle in late.
    The coach would admonish them, “three tardies equal one absence, and one absence equals a tardy.”
    As a “C” student, I could only look around, to see if anyone else was confused by that, shrug my shoulders, and wonder how different things would be if I were 6 foot, eleven.

     

    Anyways…time to jump on the Polar Express. To the best of my recall, here is how it went

    short disclaimer …

    warmup
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops, good-mornings, windmills, imperial walkers, toe touches, butt-kicks, hillbillies, arm circles, single leg lunges, squats, mummy kicks

    mosey to Bedrock; pick up a 10 pound, coarse crystalline texture, gray, limited porosity and permeability, limestone boulder.
    all 20xIC; curls, overhead presses, rows, outward presses

    mosey to the front of the Taj Mahal for the MERKIN HONOR ROLL
    here we have lots of brick pavers, each with a name and date, honoring former St.Tammany Parish school board employees.
    circle up at the flagpole outer ring
    one pax, at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole to a brick, reads the name and from the last two digits of the date, chooses the higher number and this dictates the number of merkins for the PAX to do.
    for example if the brick reads “Joe Joblotz 1930-1967.” We call out Joblotz,Joblotz,… while doing 7 merkins. That pax bearcrawls out. The next pax bearcrawls in, reads the stats off his brick and we merkin to the stat, repeat with each pax taking a turn.
    We got in a lot of merkins, bear crawling, and planking, to keep us warm.

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse promenade
    In forward motion; One Burpee, Two Burpees, Three Burpees, Four Burpees, then up the steps, down the ramp, down the block and around. Repeat four times.
    Then to the benches for 20xIC dips, 20xIC step-ups

    Indian Run back to the trail head

    mary
    20xIC flutter kicks
    20xIC Jane Fondas

    count-o-rama, prayer led by THE MANNY

    Thanks guys, for showing up on this cold day!

  • Not a resolution but a commitment. To pass gas or not to pass gas? That is the question.

    Well – Brown Bag was on the spreadsheet but YHC forgot to text him last night- I don’t think I wrote his name on the sheet so I was thinking he may have signed himself up!  Oh well – so your friendly neighborhood sub-Q stepped up on the quick.

    First things first – I was impressed by Seaman’s poem bb from Monday.  Also impressed at the post-NYE post by Seaman and Sandbar – Tclaps boys!

    It was frigid and cold Uptown at the Birdcage.  A cool 36 degrees according to my car so a quick mosey to warm up was in order.

    Mosey for a lap around the parking lot.

    Then circle up by the bandstand.  SSH x 20, IMP walker squats x 20, –meant to ask Seaman about his Last Jedi thoughts here – I forgot, x 20 Merks, x 20 Hillbillies.

    Then we did an up and over (Classic Mr Awesome) on the bandstand.  10 box jumps on the pond side, and 5 burpees on the oak alley side.  We did this twice.

    Then we went to Oak Alley.  We did bear crawl to first light, burpee broad jump to second light, grapevine each side for the next two lights.  We did the same progression back to the bandstand.

    At the first light we lined up for a burpee suicide.  10 Merks at base, then 5 burpees at furthest light, 10 merks at base, then 4 burpees descending until you get back to base.

    After this we circled up again at the bandstand.

    We did 20 Peter Parkers, 20 Russian Twists, 20 LBCs, 20 Parker Peters, 20 LBTs  then we went for some classic RY.

    10 Right leg fire hydrants, 10 left leg fire hydrants, 10 left hip dips, 10 right hip dips, 20 Low Country Crabs, 10 left leg donkey kicks, 10 right leg donkey kicks

    Back to the Alley – We did another Burpee Suicide – Session -replaced merks with squat jumps x 10 at base.

    If the pax finished early they did burpees instead of just a plank.

    Back to the FLAG for a circle up and prayer.  We all have a one week grace period for planning our resolution – or we like the word commitment better.  If you make it public it is harder to wash out.

    Landing strip is pescatarian through Lent.

    Seaman isn’t drinking Mon-Thur. and no farts during the workout.

    El Wire has committed to allowing his body to fart during the workout.

    What kinds of other commitments can we make this year?  Can we do something for F3 this year?  To help it grow or make it even better?  To push our pax into the community?

    I will commit to something by next week!

  • 22% Do I NEED TO SAY MORE!!!

    Man I hate to admit this publicly but this Q on this day was really hoping to have a bunch of fart sackers so I myself could go back to my warm house!!! Sitting in my truck posting my soon to be morning routine on Facebook wondering if I’m helping or hurting F3 chances of getting any new FNG’s. Posting at 4:45am in 22% weather might or should I say probably sounds crazy to most! But the second thing I realized is how strong the fellowship is to bring brothers together in such extreme temperatures to get in a good beat down. There truly is no other group like F3!!!
    Thanks again Captain Sparkles

    Now for Warm ups in cadence
    40 Side straddle hops
    20 windmills
    20 Imperial walkers
    20 Butt kicks
    20 High Knees
    20 LBC’s
    20 Putin’s or American hammers

    The Thang

    5 times up down the stairs

    Up stairs every step doing the number of calf raises that coincides with the step your on. Step one 1 calf raise step two 2 calf raises step fifteen 15 calf raises all the way to step 27. That’s 378 calf raises.

    Down steps same thing except squats. That’s 378 squats

    3 times up down the stairs jog pace.

    20 Merkins on your own.

    Lung walk to end of covered trace area.

    Mosey to bus stop for
    10 box jumps on benches
    10 Freak Nasty’s
    10 box jumps
    10 Freak Nasty’s
    10 box jumps
    10 Freak Nasty’s

    Then hands on bench hoping over bench together on Q’s count to 15

    Mosey back to Flag area for the finish

    10 in cadence LBC
    10 in cadence Putin’s
    10 in cadence flutter kicks

    Holding legs 6” above ground for count to 60 ok that was to easy again

    Holding legs 6” above ground for 60 mississippi Little harder.