F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • – from Akbar

    Another swing in the weather brought an extra man out today. 4 strong taking a trip to the lakefront via the original Milestone Marsh Mile.

    PAX: Fletch, Waterpik, Hammer, YHC

    Warm up: the usual, adding Swimmers for Einstein, trip to the playground for Pull Ups and Hanging Knee Raises

    Thang

    40’s was the theme today, and we stopped at each intersection for 4 exercises x 10 mostly IC at 4 intersections. If you’re not Jose 10k, that is 40 reps at each intersection..

    To the wall: Tempo Merkin, Monkey Humpers, Copperhead Squats, Plank Jacks

    At the wall: 2 sets of Freak Nasties x 10 IC

    Return to the Marsh: American Hammers, Sister Mary Catherine’s, Superman’s, Wide Merkins

    1 more set of Pull Ups and Hanging Knee Raises

    Mary: Leg Raises, E2K each side

    Count, Name, and Fletch prayed us out.

    Thanks for following the lead – See ya in the next gloom!

    Akbar

  • Face off – from Wet Tap

    March 9, 2024
    F3. ““ the face off.

    It’s a very humbling experience when you only get one commit. All aspects of competitive work, and Dora fly on the window. Nevertheless, a beat down must be compiled. Who would YHC be without an objective pain and suffering.

    As I sat in my truck, alone, cold and tired nervously waiting for a familiar truck car, or even Prius, I contemplated the fact it would be a solo down. Alas, an unfamiliar face one of years gone by approach me. a sweet old lady with a sparkle in her eye asked if I knew F3? could it be that F3 has reached this far? She then explained that she is jackknife’s grandmother and the 2.0 would not let a Saturday beatdown go without his presence! What dedication! Not a minute to late America’s best showed up and jumped out his truck ready to tackle the inevitable showdown

    Warm Arama

    We triangle up and perform side straddle hops, high knees, and butt kicks by the way Honeysuckle, & Willie Mayes Hayes

    Thang1.

    Run Indian.
    We each lined up for a mosey and YHC instructed the crowd that 1st man would yell out an exicon approved workout and the Pax would perform 5reps of said exercise. Then 1st man would fall to the back of the line and the new 1st man would call out. The plan was for a mile run, but with the limited number of PAX, we capped it at a half mile. T-claps to AB for inventing the Arnold Schwarzenegger Merkin. This will come back again.

    Thang2.
    Reaction time. The entire PAX planked up face to face with a baseball in the center at arms reach. Once everyone was set anyone could grab the ball at any time. The winner would be rewarded with 10 merkins, while the losers inherited 10 burpees. At this time let it be known that Jackknife is faster than a rattlesnake. Whether it be equilateral, right angle or isosceles Jackknife was there, ball in hand, and a smirk that would make Popeye proud. 80 burpees in and Americas best announced that we should just do 20 burpees. Smarter words have never been spoken.

    Thang3.

    With Jackknife still clenching the baseball, we headed to the field. YHC asked him if he could throw the ball, and secretly had the notion to use that as a mark for distance.
    Well, 40 yards later we were bearcrawling there and back. 10 Chuck Norris merkins. Then lunge walk 40 yards and back.

    Thang4.
    At the monkey bars the PAX would static hold a pull up for as long as possible( chin over bar). 1st to fall won 10 Carolina Dayton’s, and winner took 25 LBC. We made it 3rounds til YJC called it.

    Thang5.
    Baseball field. PAX lined up on their 6 at home plate,first, and short. Everyone jumped up and it was a sprint to catch the man ahead of you. This went on until YHC found Jackknife. Replayed with an added” on your six to merkin” and AB found me. A punishment of 10 airsquats or air biscuits had us all suffering.

    Thang 6.

    A fun game of kicking a baseball to each other for a half mile. I have no idea what this is called in the exicon and I can’t find it anywhere. You know what I’m talking about and I’ll be schooled on when this backblast posts!

    We made it back to the flag and named off. COT and Jackknife prayed us .

    A great morning with great people.

  • The Art of the Poor Plan – from Fracsac

    9 Pax gathered around the shovel flag in hopes of a quality beat down from a Q that put significant effort into the planning of said beat down. YHC intended to do his best to let the pax down easy.

    The Great Lawn was like an anthill with busy workers assembling their vendor stations for the morning market, which was odd to see at 0630. So much for the plan thought out on the drive in.

    Brief disclaimer and mosey to the peristyle for the warmup. The speaker was playing classic 80s music and it was good.

    Head back towards the flag to stop at the truck for a few toys. Grab the 1.5 inch rope x 25 feet (or thereabouts), an exercise die (two would be dice), a frisbee, and a jump rope.

    Mosey to the tree line by NOMA. Separate into 3 groups of 3.
    Group 1 – Keeping the rope off the ground, run 5 trees, do 10 squats and return (timer). If the rope touches the ground it’s a 5 burpee penalty.
    Group 2 – Roll the die and do what it says.
    Group 3- toss frisbee, lunge walk to it, then 3 burpees.
    Rinse and repeat.

    Mosey to the Tulips and learn some useless tulip facts. Do some burpees. Do 3 minutes of Embrace the Suck.

    Mosey to the singing oak and do failure to launch, Embrace the Suck x 3 minutes, ring of fire.

    Mosey back to the flag.

    CoT

    NMM

    Apparently we had an FNG this morning. I learned this at the CoT, which is a problem if you’re the Q. Thankfully everything worked out, except the beat down was a total mess filled with useless facts and even wrong information. Regardless, calories were burned, sweat was drawn, and no man was left behind.

    Welcome Rebirth!!

    SYITG

  • Troops of St. George – from Safety Valve

    It’s not everyday that we get the feeling that we are improving the people and the world around us. When they come, we must be ready to share ourselves and experiences with others. Today, YHC had the privilege to lead 11 other men and 2.0s on our first Troops of St. George camping trip to Tickfaw State Park. Troops of St George is a group similar to F3 that builds brotherhood with other men, strengthens bonds between fathers and sons, and brings us closer in our relationship with God. So, it’s not by chance that a few of our F3 PAX have joined the troop recently.

    Started off with what F3 is and stands for (fitness, fellowship and faith). We discussed briefly the 5 principles and gave the disclaimer.

    Warmaramma
    SSH
    Toy soldiers
    Imperial walkers
    Arm circles forward
    Arm circles back
    Cherry pickers
    Self love

    Knowing that there likely would be a few new faces and 2.0s, YHC tried to keep this as mild and fun filled as a Safetysuckle Q could be. Some might say that YHC succeeded. Most would say the beatdowns that YHC comes up with is neither mild nor fun filled. Bring it up to “the board” if you are unhappy.

    Thangs-
    Indian run around parking lot to get new 2.0s familiar with standard practice. The 2.0s blew this up and even Suckle had a hard time keeping up.

    Tag – 2.0s are it, if dads are tagged have to do a 3 burpee penalty, 2nd tag is 6 burpees, 3rd tag is 9 burpees, etc. Flapjack.

    Partner up dads and 2.0s – part of F3 is about working together to achieve something bigger than you can handle alone. 4 cones set up 10 yards apart with 20 reps of an exercise done at each cone. Mode of transportation changed between each cone.

    Going there:
    20 Merkins
    Crabwalk
    20 Merkins
    Bear crawl
    20 Merkins
    Duck walk
    20 Merkins

    Going back:
    20 Star jumps
    Crabwalk
    20 Star jumps
    Duck walk
    20 Star jumps
    Bear crawl
    20 Star Jumps

    This is when things started getting a little too heated. Our troops of St. George Captain decided he had enough and had to go “quickly check on breakfast.” He was not seen again, and a fitting F3 name was given to him at the end of the beatdown.

    Duck duck goose. All PAX in plank position with feet pointing in. Plank held for duration. In classic duck duck goose style one person walks around and whoever gets tapped goose has to get up and try to catch the only PAX member before they reach the empty spot.

    Inch worm – Dads vs 2.0s
    Line up in plank position. Pax in the back bear crawls to the front. Basically, a bear walk Indian run. This went on to the end of our grassy area. About 75 yards. Dads won even with some questionable 2.0 bear crawls.

    To finish it off, Tubthumper by chumbawampa was played. SSH for duration of the song then burpees when it says “I get knocked down, but I get up again”.

    COT was explained to all. It’s important to have the support of every man around us. Sharing struggles and triumphs is important. Teaching our children the we love them and we are here for the times they succeed and the times that they fail is what being a dad is about.

    After count off, we had 7 new faces to name. I am grateful and proud of our core PAX members that joined today – Huge shoutout to Enron and Honeysuckle for helping the new face get through the beatdown and educating them in our ways. We came together to name the following:

    DNF (did not finish) – remember the guy that went “check on breakfast” to never return, yea that’s this guy.

    2.0s
    Waterboy
    The jet
    Squints
    Shark bite
    Red boudin
    Bucknife (changed after expressing his concerns about being named White Boudin-this was done without board approval, please don’t kick us out)

    T claps to AOL and Headcheese for making a comeback to the F3 scene. Hope to see yall more often.

    Intentions were raised and AOL prayed us out. Thank you allot waking up and showing up. It’s always a pleasure to lead.

  • Rainy Day Workouts – from Thighs

    Today was rain the forecast, so we decided to meet at the Farmer’s Market and workout under the awning.

    We started the beat down with a warmup:
    Mose-ed two lengths of the Farmer’s Market
    15x Jumping Jacks
    7x Windmills
    7x Cherry Pickers
    7x Merkins
    7x Peter Parkers
    7x Squats

    Then we started the workout.
    Gauntlet:
    Starting at the beginning stanchion and running two stanchions each station.
    We run to the 2nd station and run back to the first station. Then we conduct all exercises at each station getting to the 3d station and running back to the first station. Then we conduct all exercises at each station getting to the 4th station and running back to the first station.

    We did this exercise 2 times.

    Station 1: 5x Burpees
    Station 2: 20x Merkins
    Station 3: 30x Peter Parkers
    Station 4: 40x Squats

    Then we turned to: AMRAP
    40 secs on / 20 secs off for 5 min
    Stanchion to Stanchion
    3x Burpees
    Broad jump to the other station
    10x Smurf Jacks
    And Broad Jump back to the start
    As many rounds as possible

    Then we turned to: Rochamburpee but w/ modification. Instead of low plank, we did squat holds with our elbows on our knees to play rock, paper, scissors.
    10x rounds
    Winner: 1x Merkin
    Loser: 1x Pike Up

    Then we turned to: 11s
    Starting w/ 10x Squats
    And at the end of the run 2 is 1x Hello Dollies

    We ended the workout with an Ab workout.
    10x Ab X-tensions
    10x BackStrokes

    We ended with the usual close out, sending us off with a prayer as the rain continued to come down.

    Looking forward to next time!

  • A little this, a little that – from Kenna Brah

    It was wet and lonely, but 3 pugnacious HIMs decided acceleration was in order, so they made the best of it.

    Scantron did KOT
    Mamby and KB opened with stretches and proceeded with a series of bodyweight strength and stretches in rotation, all without much planning.
    We used sandbags and a weighted ruck sack
    10 Reps Each
    Sumo squats
    Overhead Press
    Curls
    TriCep Extensions
    Regular squats

    Yoga break and repeat above till we were done

  • Wally Run…Ruck…KnOT is BACK Baby! – from Bolt

    Disclaimer given as 10 pax gathered in the gloom with an 11th joining ruckers on the backside for a record Wally Run attendance in a while. Two pax new to the Th ruck (Thumb War and Mayhem) plus the return of Mambi/Pai Gow’s appearance on the run. All pax returning at 6:15—COT.

  • An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away, unless you’re Moby – from Jose10k

    4 men took the red pill to come out and better ourselves mentally and physically. YHC had the keys to the bus, and I was happy to see the return of Dark Wing. No Einstein or BBQ, but 4 is a perfect number for the deck of death. Darkwing= Diamonds, Moby =Clubs, Fletch=Spades, and I was hearts. You know how it works, your suit, you call out the exercise. This is when we learn that Moby’s chiropractor is in business just because of burpees, his proctologists is still in business because of big boy sit ups, and his podiatrist is in business because of star jumps and squats. Anyways, 2 jokers meant two laps. Thanks for posting and keeping the A1C open for business. Better than those Russoian haters in Mandeville. Thanks for letting me lead.

  • What the Ruck is going on you Ruckers? – from Shooter

    Well, I expect the runners at the Scramble. Where are my Ruckers at? Hogsbreath has stayed committed even after the RCR.. So, I ask again but more specific where are my Mandeville Ruckers at?
    Thats the theme of the morning as 5 HIMs moseyed through Mandeville, eventually running into 1 Rucker on Messina.. Prior to the mosey a light warmup of 10IC and 15IC Mummy kicks, Selflove, Butt kicks, Seal jacks, Good mornings and some run stretches.. We returned to the AO and completed 5mins of 10IC Mary Little Manny crunches, L/R elbow to knee F/J, heels to heaven 10 OYO and Nolan Ryan’s L/R F/J finishing with a Waterpik go too 20 Merkins..

    Appreciate the post and see you in the Gloom!!
    👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • Mist Opportunities – from Honeysuckle

    It was a foggy morning and YHC had the title of this blast picked out before leaving home. It was an agonizing night realizing that the beatdown was about taking the PAX on a “virtual downrange” modeled after YHC’s Southport NC downrange experience last month, and with the addition of Bibs actually downranging, the perfect opportunity for an Inception-like Q was possible. Where are we now? Mobile? Thibodaux? Southport? The only way to know for sure is if the farts during ab work have an odor, you are not downrange.

    But not putting together that concept was a missed opportunity.

    Fortunately, opportunities are all around us.

    The promise of an FNG and Bibs downranging brought an energy and excitement to the Den, then the arrival of French Horn turned it up to 11. Another FNG (FNG 2) joined after watching from a distance for a while from the Civic center.

    We began with the usual warmarama, to a point where YHC started to introduce some of the differences experienced during the downrange.

    Side straddle hops

    Arm circles both ways

    Cherry pickers

    Imperial Walkers

    Pebble pickers – Willie Mays Hayes but perpendicular. Similar to grass grabbers? The PAX yawned, but YHC knew the next wrinkle would get their attention.

    High knees, but performed to the Imperial Walker pace. No jumping or running in place. You could have sworn it was a spa day with all the relaxed sighs, oohs, and aahs.

    Butt kicks, same concept. Low impact.

    Mountain climbers. Maybe they could have been done slowly but YHC went back to the usual pace.

    Equalizer. At times I definitely felt the “swing” that Goose referred to in his rowing beatdown.

    Thang 1

    Line up at the side walk. Start with 1 lunge walk steps, then four bear crawl steps. Then 2 lunge walk steps and 8 bear crawl steps. Then 3 and 12. And so on. When we reached the driveway near the oak trees, start over and go back.

    In Southport I was near the front of the pack. Today I was near the back. That is a testament to the fitness of our Thibodaux PAX.

    Thang 2

    Short mosey to the NE corner of the Civic Center. At this corner, we were to do 30 air squats. Then run to the NW corner and do 30 merkins. Then run to the next corner and do 30 WWI situps. Then run to the last corner and do 30 squat jumps. Then run to the Lion. In Southport, this was done in the equivalent of a city block in downtown Thibodaux.

    Planked at the end. After everyone was in plank position, we did 10 donkey kicks with the right leg and 10 donkey kicks with the left leg. Downrange, the Q did this while waiting for the six. Again, today we really didn’t have any six.

    Thang 3

    Short mosey to the north facing wall of the Civic center. PAX split up into two groups for each to do the Chedda Shredda. Line up shoulder to shoulder in plank position. The PAX at the end would crawl and align themselves head to head with the next PAX and they do a merkin together. Then the mobile (as in moving, not Mobile, AL) PAX moves down the line to the next PAX and those do a merkin together. While the mobile PAX goes down the line, the next PAX also goes mobile. And so on. The effect is sort of like tank tracks or cheese shreds falling when being shredded.

    After the team finished, sprint to the end of the parking lot and back.

    Then we did it all over again to perfect it. Something about needing more eye contact.

    Thang 4

    Chair position at the civic center wall, and the first PAX does four air shoulder presses. Then the second PAX, then the third, all down the line.

    Balls to the wall, and do the same thing with four shoulder taps. That was tough today. YHC didn’t realize how much adrenaline must have been flowing while downrange.

    Thang 5

    Indian run around the civic center. Last PAX drops off and does 3 merkins. YHC learned that FNG1 liked to run and was fast. So there was quite a variance in pace as we proceeded. This must have looked like a slinky.

    Thang 6

    At the Southport beatdown, there was another equalizer at this point so we did that too. After that, they have a tradition to do 10 burpees for the men who have not returned to a beatdown, or that haven’t been back in a while. So that is what we did as well.

    Since we had a few minutes left, we did a few minutes of Mary. Flutter kicks, Freddy Mercuries, LBCs, all in cadence.

    COT

    16 PAX counted off. FNG2 was named first. Yankee Joe must have heard at some point that FNG2 had the nickname Schouestmeister, which seemed like a good F3 name choice. Then FNG1 stepped up. YHC expected there to be an immediate consensus on his name but we found ourselves back at the drawing board. America’s Best made a connection to FNG1’s sheep and the fact that he’s a doctor to get to McDreamy, and there were a few supporters but FNG1 didn’t seem to like it so that sealed the deal. Welcome to both!

    Bibs mentioned a couple of events in his neck of the woods during announceorama that
    perhaps we’ll get a little more info on.

    AB prayed us out, Dox photoed us out.

    Each one of us there today had an opportunity to attend and did not miss it. Bibs had the opportunity to visit another AO for a workout and took it. The PAX had an opportunity to welcome two FNGs, one very unexpectedly. Tclaps to McDreamy for taking the opportunity to walk into a new experience and then killing it. Tclaps to Schouestmeister for being where he was this morning, for whatever reason, probably not realizing that a bunch of guys would show up and get in a circle, and then deciding to join that circle.

    When YHC went downrange, YHC didn’t know exactly what to expect, but had confidence that the experience would be worthwhile due to how F3 was set up. YHC was welcomed in without hesitation and the beatdown structure was familiar (in that there is very little structure). YHC walked away with even more appreciation of F3 because it delivered as promised. Your name is your membership card. (Now if we could only get Firehouse subs to also accept F3 names during their “if your name starts with the letter H…” promotions.)

    Thank you for the opportunity to be a part of it all.

    SYITG,
    Honeysuckle