F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • Because I know how much you love burpees! – from SOGO

    Mosey to light poles for warmup.
    IC 20 SSH, 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Mountain Climbers, 20 Peter Parker, Arm Circles 10 forward/backwards
    The Thang- slightly modified my northshore workout B.L.I.M.P.S. Each light pole represents a letter. 6 rounds total. Round 1 is B. 5 burpees. Round 2 is B. run to next pole B.L. run back to start. Round 3 is B. run to next pole B.L. run to next pole B.L.I. run back to the start. This process continues until B.L.I.M.P.S.is complete. This took care of @Fracsac 100 burpee a day challenge! Yw
    Mosey to base of levee at Cansl St. Bernie Sanders to top 5 burpees bear crawl to other side 20 LBC’s 4 count run down back to start. Mosey to flag. IC 20 Flutter Kicks 20 Hello Dollys back to back. 20 Gas Pumps to finish out.
    COT!

  • Mighty cold out here Ma – from Mobydick

    Short and sweet. In 18 degree conditions Barely Legak and Moby Dick brave the cold. Sounded all noble until Legal pointed out that a deer stands are manned on a regular basis in as bad or worse. At least we could move around and warm up a bit and talk. After Barely Legal lead a nice stretchy warm up YHC cracked open the Tabata app and turned on a set of SSH Squats Crunches Merkins Bicycle Crunhes and. Box cutters. 45 secs and 30 sec rest. We made it through just shy of 5 rounds to close with COT and a prayer.

  • I HATE the Cold, Madoff Made Me Do It – from Bolt

    YHC felt bad for fartsacking Monday and for not “Doing Hard Things” Tuesday so I put the word out on Slack that I HATE the cold BUT if I was the Q I’d HAVE to post which spurred Madoff to HC in the brutal cold as penance for missing a week+. My fate was sealed—I USE to like you, Madoff!

    I decided on a simple plan the night before to combat the likelihood that thinking too much about a sub freezing BD would lead me to fartsack.

    5 pax, including Thibodeaux DR from Memphis, immediately departed the flag via mosey to JPAX, requisite opening song in tow, so a less windy warmorama could ensue. Along the way Hawg jumped in and immediately regretted his decision to leave the comfort of Pontiff for ANOTHER BD featuring the disastrous playlist that has become part of the Bolt 3M promise.

    Warmorama of the usual with some Tie Fighters and open/close the gates thrown in to warm up and lengthen cold muscles for what lay/lie (Hawg???) ahead plus a couple sets of 5 burpees OYO sprinkled in (it is MABA Month after all). This pleased the pax; I could tell by their adoring groans.

    The Thang: Partner DORA-100 squats, 200 burpees (did I mention MABA?), 300 Compound Ws

    Luckily we finished early and the pax seemed overjoyed with the call to circle up with me to continue with IW x10 IC followed by, wait for it…5 burpees OYO, then on to OH claps x10 IC, then 5 burpees OYO (sheer exuberance at this point). Quick check of time…move to the concrete blocks for 5 burpees OYO before tricep dips IC x 20 although KennaBrah tried to call time half way through—something about tired, weak, blah blah blah. 5 more burpees OYO and the pax reached a fever pitch. KnOT walk back to flag and still a couple minutes to kill for what else? 5 burpees OYO with still time left, followed by a 10-count from KB that was more like speed auctioneering so 5 more burpees OYO and a request for another 10-count; this one was normal pace and right as YHC was ready for 5 more burpees…time. The pax were disappointed…COT.

  • El Diablo Freezes Over – from Fracsac

    Conditions: Cool and 25 degrees. Feels like temperature was reported to be 17 degrees.

    4 Pax rallied around the flag at 0530 where a disclaimer was given with a mosey to the steps of the Wally gym.

    Warmup, mostly regular stuff. 5 burpees OYO.

    Frisbee toss 1

    Pax throws frisbee in the parking lot. Once frisbee leaves hand complete 5 burpees and then lunge walk to frisbee. 5 rounds.

    Back to Wally Gym.

    Dirty Mac Deuce

    Round 1 merkins, lunges, LBCs
    Round 2 Floyd Mayweathers, squats, flutter kicks
    Round 3 Abe Lincolns, Low Slow squats, tin snips
    Round 4 Catalina wine mixers, side lunges, 8 ct BB

    A lap around gym after each set

    The Suck

    7 x SSH, 7 x ‘merican, 7 x jump squat
    Rinse and repeat x 3 minutes

    Frisbee toss 2

    Same as toss 1 except pax choice for exercise and MoT. The pax did not disappoint.

    CoT

    Thanks for posting with me today.

    SYITG

  • Calf Raises and… calf raises? – from Steve

    You’d think that you wouldn’t be able to build an entire beatdown around calf raises. But you know what? You’d be wrong. You’d think that the pax – which consisted of a Bushwacker still on duty, walkie in hand, and a Waterpik who did his own warmup running to the AO – you’d think, hey, these guys would be very unhappy if they got up this early, braved the cold and ice for… calf raises? But again, you’d be wrong. You might also say, but Steve, can calf raises alone keep you warm, what with arctic blasts rolling through the area and sub-freezing temperatures?

    Well, ok no, let’s be honest – no they cannot. But still….

    It started off as it always does, with measly side straddle hops, a few wimpy butt kicks, some piddly grass grabbers and lame imperial walkers. Then a warm up lap around the trailhead before we got to the heavy stuff, the real meat of the workout and, that’s right, we’re not talking about absolution or kraken burpees or even those beloved Bulgarians, we’re talking about calf raises.

    Now Russo has always maintained that 3 calf raises per step up the pilot house is the perfect amount. And I’d agree, except that I think there’s poor form on the first one, since you are stepping up to that step and probably haven’t quite settled before you begin. And of course, by that logic, there’s also poor form on the last one, as you start to jump up to the next step. So what happens in this 3-per-step scenario is you’re only really getting one good calf raise with proper form per step. Now, at 5 per step, you’re actually getting three good calf raises per step, as intended.

    Lucky for us, form was not an issue. With icy conditions, we were forced to take things slow up the stairs for fear of slipping. With so many trips up the pilot house steps, YHC had time to reflect on the mechanics of calf raises, how they engage your core, help with balance awareness, heck, maybe even improve your posture. It’s very nearly a full body workout. Nearly. And to do this for 45 minutes would probably be some sort of record, right? Is there a Guinness World Record for calf raises? If not, I’m just going to go ahead and claim that Waterpik owns this record. I mean, who’s to say?

    Ok, ok, perhaps there were other options at this beatdown, which were determined by a roll of the die:

    1- 10 derkins off stage, bear crawl to platform and back
    2 – 5 calf raises up each step
    3 – 20x freak nasties, 20x merkins
    4 – race down corridor, winner 5x merkins, losers 5x burpees
    5 – 25x burpees
    6 – Jane Fondas, pulses, and heel-to-knee x12 IC

    BUT… Waterpik did roll a hell of a lot of 2’s in a very short period of time, and Bush was rolling 6’s like nobody’s business (and then pondering how appreciative his wife might be of his sudden glute development). It was a vicious cycle of calf raises and Jane fonds for a very long stretch.

    Anyway, t-claps to these two men, who were gracious enough to get out there when even the Q didn’t want to go. Pik prayed us out with intentions for everyone to stay safe in this icy weather. Thanks for the opportunity to be out there with you gents, appreciate you guys.

  • It Was Cold – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 30 degrees, Feels Like 17, humidity 93%, wind from N at 20m/h

    I ran slow. The wind was at my back going out. The bayou was smoking. The wind was brutal going back.

  • 127(ish) Burpees + other stuff – from Heisenberg

    I went to bed around 2 am on Saturday with little expectation making the Renaissance . A text message went out at 4:18 am requesting a replacement Q as Vagabond was ill. Duty called. The sky was clear and the starting temperature 41F. Feeling a bit hungover I volunteered to Q. I am not sure if this is exactly what happened, but it was something very close to this.

    Warmup – Grass Grabbers IC, 5-Burpees on your own, Windmills IC, 5-Burpees on your own, Imperial Walkers IC, 5 -Burpees on your own. Then something else IC , 5 Burpees on your own.
    Thing 1 – I think we did 3 burpees at each tree while lunge walking between each one for a total of 12 trees.
    Thing 1.1 – stopped on wooden bridge for step ups and dips
    Thing 1.2 – Mosey to Singing Oak – 10 burpees OYO
    Thing 1.3 – Mosey to waterfall – 10 Burpees OYO
    Thing 1.4 – Mosey to open field 11’s with Burpees and Squats
    Thing 1.5 – Mosey to benches for some clean air H2 pumps
    Thing 1.6 – Mosey to steps for some calf raises
    Thing 1.7 – Sunday Mornings
    T-Claps to Chip and Dale for back to back posts with Chips
    COT

  • 10 10 10 – from Kenna Brah

    Braving a sullen forecast, 5 sturdy HIMs appeared and were anxious to get moving.

    Mosey’d to a windless space, we started on 10 things 10 times. Mahatma’s favorite.
    10 reps of each, standard 4 ct.
    IMPERIAL WALKERS
    HAND RELEASE MERKINS
    PETER PARKER
    FREDDIE MERCS
    LBC
    FLUTTER KICKS 4ct
    LOW SLOW SQUATS
    BONNIE BLAIRS 2/1

    After rnd 1, Booboo lead us on a chase to find PVC, not finding him, we resumed on the playground and added 10 burpees after each round. Thanks Frac!!

    We only made 6 rnds, but it was vigorous!!

    COT, exhortation to contact absent PAX MEMBERS

  • Every Morning in Africa… – from Paradox

    “Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up and knows it must be faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
    Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up and knows it must be faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve.
    It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up you better be running “
    -African proverb

    Todays beatdown inspiration was a bit of a “give a mouse a cookie” situation. YHC recently saw the above quote and tucked it away into the “beatdown ingredient “folder for later. Shortly after that YHC read a Nola backblast (shoutout to Charmin) with a “catch me if you can” modification called lions and gazelles. Shortly after THAT Gooses new years beatdown had pax 1 mile run times posted and YHC wondered what type of burpee handicap would put the pax on an equal running field. The blend was coming together, was just missing another ingredient when I saw my 2.0s running scared in the yard…hmmm….a dash of fear…just right! Now just need a heat source to cook this meal …or perhaps …perhaps this is a dish best served cold…

    Duke!! Get away from that watering hole and roll that beautiful beatdown footage!

    7 pax fought through icy windshields and hastily searched pants drawers to get better on a Tuesday Tuff at the stage. 25 degrees at alarm time with 15 mph wind puts us at a respectable F3 nation GMI of 14 (32-current degree F plus PAX attendance). We felt the kindred spirit with our F3 brothers in the northeast and midwest that call this weather “spring” .

    YHC started the partner work early at home when attempting to unfreeze the truck too late but Valve was ready and waiting with the cutting-edge Ford technology across the street so we headed down 308 together silently waiting to see if Yankee ever found pants. Team Platinum soon found Goose and Ronnie (with leg coverings!) loitering in the cold with Jeaux and Popeye close behind.
    Today’s goals were simple. Never stop moving and get the pax home with all their fingers and toes and wives leggings intact.

    Warmup
    Heavy Cardio warmup with a double dose of MCs to get the heart charged and blood to the fingers if only for a second.

    Continued Warmup
    Indian Run around Richmans Loop to let the pax see the Serengeti and prime the watering holes (drop off cones)
    Drop off to 3 Jillian Michael’s (haven’t missed those)

    YHC tried to find the song that would transport the pax to a sunny tropical state of mind so we ran while the Beach Boys told us about a place way down in Kokomo. This served to warm our hearts for about 2 seconds until turning the corner on the flat land of richmans loop and feeling the full force of the wind. We did not get there fast or take it slow and the Beach Boys would be ashamed but we did end up where we wanted to go and picked up a wild Dilly while out in the bush!

    Da Main Thang a Lang

    LIONS VS GAZELLES

    Da Rules:
    -Lion starts by doing 15 burpees while gazelles take off from starting line
    -Gazelles must do assigned exercise and reps at each “watering holes” before progressing
    -the lion can kill (tag) you at any time and is immune from watering hole exercises
    -You can only run forward
    -Pax must stay on the road
    -When tagged you are “dead “, complete 10 burpees and mosey back to starting line
    -if you make it back “home” no penalty
    -The lion will do 2 penalty burpees for every living gazelle who makes it home.

    Round 1
    Lion Goose vs Gazelle PAX—Score: Goose 6 Gazelles 0
    Gazelles made a respectable trek to in between the second and third watering hole before Lion Goose unleashed carnage. The ever cunning strategist Lion Goose ran down the leaders in cold blood then circled back for the rest. I shudder to think what Pope will do in this format.

    Round 2
    Lion Jeaux vs Gazelle PAX- Score Jeax 1 Gazelles 5
    Only change is 10 merkins which in Jeaux’s defense went much quicker than YHC expected and may have put us ahead early. Most of the gazelles made it home to their families. Lion Jeaux did not starve but later commented that the Gazelle Dilly was “a little gamey” for him. Sadly there will be a zoo truck coming soon to “transfer him to a better place”.

    Round 3
    Lion Popeye vs Gazelle PAX- Score Pop 6 Gazelles 0
    12 Burpees for the Lion this round to start, 5 Jump Squats at watering holes.
    Lion runs forward while pax Nur and stare down our impending death. YHC tilted this one a touch in the favor of the Lion to ensure maximum effort. The nur/jump squat combo took the gazelles down fast and Popeye came around the first bend of Richmans loop like a persistent tank rolling down gazelles with reckless abandon. He took YHC and Goose just after cone 2 with a gentle tap that and nod that it was time death and for more burpees.

    Round 4 – Partner race for home
    P1 sprint to next light and MC
    P2 MC till p1 is stopped at next light
    YHC sowed some confusion early by saying leap frog but performing something different. The pax adjusted well and every team stayed in close contention.

    Formed up to finish a standard Indian run home with a sprint finish

    Just enough time for a little Proud Mary, this is an old Goose classic and never gets old
    Assorted abs on the song with Big Boys on “Rolling”.

    Just before the song we realized the wind had taken down Ole Glory on our shovel flag. Goose fiddled with putting it back together but he is not one to miss a session of Mary so he resolutely held the stars and stripes up and off the ground while torching abdominals down below. Never been prouder of my site Q.

    The Counting, the Naming and we found ANIMAL inside of the seventeenth layer of YJs clothes. It was given to Pop in honor of his Gazelle feast in round 3.

    Announcements:
    RCR sign ups and prep
    It’s Only a Mile – Feb 17th

    COT and Ronnie prayed us out

    Moleskin:
    We can be motivated, at least temporarily, by many things.
    There can be comfort (Kokomo in 25 degrees weather), control (how many reps?), fear (is that Popeye or the grim reaper?). These are mostly internal motivations that we reach for in the face of adversity. But what the pax of F3 Thibodaux consistently teach YHC is the value of an external motivation. One detached from my own needs and desires. Reaching outside of oneself for your children, your spouse or just that sweaty dude next to you who keeps making 3 inches jokes. When we find this extra gear of shared suffering it’s amazing to see the reservoir of strength that God provides with it.
    Thanks for the effort despite the brutal condition’s today men.

    It’s a privilege to lead

    Epilogue

    Every morning in Thibodaux the Gloom awaits men knowing it will capture many with struggle and snares.
    Every morning in Thibodaux the pax wake up knowing they must work hard to beat the gloom.
    And that when the sun rises, there will be men at his side, pushing to make each other a little better each day.

    SYITG
    Dox

  • Gose’-palooza – from Goose

    YHC showed up solo to a beatdown for the first time in quite a while, and sat solo in an empty parking lot wondering if the Goose hype on GroupMe on another Sunday night caused the fartsack factor to rise in PAXville to a dangerous, pre-2023 level. Actually, YHC was gonna have to split 10 minutes early to get Pope to Schriever to catch a bus to D.C. for the March for Life, so it was gonna be a weird morning, anyway. Going back home was starting to look the least bit attractive when Hyundai lights swung lazily around the corner carrying a VESTED Cardinal into the lot. A Cardinal one-on-one actually sounded like fun, but not nearly as much fun as a foursome with Safety Valve and the brand-spankin’-new Mom Jeans! t’s been over a week since YHC was with the Thib PAX, and it was so good to be back!!

    Warmups started a minute late, though MJ side-straddled-hopped deftly from his Dilly truck all the way to the circle. We utilized the usuals, but YHC introduced the crew to the Lafayette version of Moroccan Night Clubs, which is more like a grizzly bear roar move–arms up and toward the front at like 45 degrees. It was different, but, man, you can feel the much needed popping and creaking.

    After a bumper to Stop sign mosey, YHC unveiled the “FNG”, the newly minted “Gose’”, a bluetooth Christmas miracle of clarity, bass, volume, connectivity, and dashing good looks. Though the tunes chosen for the morning weren’t the best examples of artistic complexity, Gose’ cranked them out with noticeable expertise. The PAX can expect many great things to come from this specimen of sound output.

    Once YHC started the song/exercise pairing, ideas came flowing like Snapple. Late 90’s garbage piled up on YHC’s Spotify list, and muscle burn was on the menu. It would be a Gose’-palooza until 5:50am, after which the PAX would receive instruction for how to finish the beatdown without a Q.

    1. “I Wish (I was a baller)” by Skee-lo: hold plank, merkins on “wish”
    2. “Funky Duck” by Vulfpeck: burpees on “duck” (This is a fun one–stupid enough for the kids, funky enough for the adults).
    –YHC: “Just chill between burpees.”
    –Valve: “So, solid burpees.”
    –YHC: “You’ve learned much.”
    3. “Mari-Mac” by Great Big Sea: hold flutter kick position, flutter on every “Mary” or “marry”
    4. “Brimful of Asha” by Cornershop: heel raises for the duration, genuflection on “45” and “bosom”
    5. “Here Comes the Hotstepper” by Ini Kamoze: penguins for the duration, big boys on every “murderer”

    At this point, it was 5:50, so YHC trusted Cardinal to lean into the VEST and lead the remaining PAX around Rich Man’s Loop and through potluck Mary till 6:00. YHC drove by at exactly 6, and it looked like he pulled through. It was a heroic, complex task requiring intelligence and leadership, but he still pulled it off. Well done, Cardinal.

    No idea who got the VEST, but YHC is grateful for this crew posting on a Monday and working through the ridiculousness. Looking forward to great things from Mom Jeans! It’s nice to have some respect around here!

    SYITG,
    Goose