F3 New Orleans

Tag: Bogey

  • Gotcha – from Hawgcycle

    Warm-up: SSH, IW, GG, Merkins, Bobby Hurly
    On the line: open the gate, close the gate, high knees, butt kicks, scoops

    Mosey to Gym:

    Gotcha – 1 line at the 3 point line. First two pax have a ball. Pax 1 shoots a 3. If he doesn’t make it he gets his own rebound and tries to score before pax 2 scores. If he doesn’t he’s out. Continue until one man left. There was a way to buy back in.

    Buy-in #1 – 30 Abe Lincolns, 60 Monkey Humpers, 90 Big Bois

    As predicted by Mayhem, the buy in was too steep. Although a couple of us came close.

    The Architect won the first game and pretended to do squats while the losers finished up.

    We reduced the buy-in for game two. Fast Tax and YHC got back in to be quickly dismissed once again.

    Buy-in #2 – 20 Big Bois, 40 Monkey Humpers, 60 Abe Lincolns

    I assume The Architect won again. It was him and Mayhem at the end, but I was too busy to pay attention.

    We took a break from basketball to do some
    wall work – BTW. Chicken Peckers, BTW, Pecker Chickens, BTW, Pecker Mayhem

    We then divided up into 3 teams of 3. Teams 1 and 2 play a game of 3 on 3 sudden death wile Team 3 does 10 merkins, 10 Bobby Hurleys, 10 Big Bois, in perpetuity. The losing team swaps with the team doing exercises.

    We made it through three games and headed back to the flag

    NMM
    * There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that enjoy having fun occasionally and Mr. Rogers
    * Speaking of everyone’s favorite neighbor, I did Q a workout that made him remove the weight vest. That feels almost as good as making an FNG puke. I consider it a badge of honor.
    * My shot was off. Must have been the wind
    * At first I was skeptical of Mahyems 10-count hip-slap, shoulder-tap merkin. I’m now fully on board having developed what I have now decided to call the Pecker Mayhem. This will prove to be the pinnacle of Mayhemdom

  • – from Architect

    Chilly, Wet, and Windy….Gloomy.

    YHC had plans but still needed to get creative to fill the time.

    Disclaimer given, although not entirely accurate.

    Reverse mosey to bleachers, warm-ups, followed by bleacher runs over to playground.

    Tha Thang: Planks and pull ups, 5, 4, 3, 2,1

    Mosey’d to rock pile, YHC encourage larger rocks, some were still hesitant to see what they could do.

    10 rows, 10 squats, carry rock 50 yards. Jog back the 50 yds, 10 merkins, job back to rock.

    Repeat above but reducing reps by one each round.

    Quick Mary, back to Flag for COT.

    Prayers for @Chips.

  • – from Architect

    Chilly, Wet, and Windy….Gloomy.

    YHC had plans but still needed to get creative to fill the time.

    Disclaimer given, although not entirely accurate.

    Reverse mosey to bleachers, warm-ups, followed by bleacher runs over to playground.

    Tha Thang: Planks and pull ups, 5, 4, 3, 2,1

    Mosey’d to rock pile, YHC encourage larger rocks, some were still hesitant to see what they could do.

    10 rows, 10 squats, carry rock 50 yards. Jog back the 50 yds, 10 merkins, job back to rock.

    Repeat above but reducing reps by one each round.

    Quick Mary, back to Flag for COT.

    Prayers for @Chips.

  • The Friendly New Guy – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Partly Cloudy, 64 degrees. Humidity 83%. Wind 10.5 m/h from S.

    As promised, an FNG showed up at El Diablo this morning. YHC took control and gave a very succinct and informative overview of the five core principles. Not to be outdone, Frac immediately started throwing his weight around and started making up stuff on the fly. He said YHC needed to assign a person to the FNG to get to know him throughout the work out. That person will then be responsible for sharing the information during the COT. Looking past the humiliation of having my power usurped I agreed to the idea and selected Pinewood for this task, given he was standing next to the FNG and they looked to be about the same age.

    Pinewood immediately declined the role, stating that he had no desire to get to know the FNG. Instead, he planned to put all of his efforts this morning into getting the Mt. Carmel girls running on the track to notice the mustache he has been carefully cultivating. For the next few minutes, we stared at him, asked him to move under the light, asked him to tilt his head in various ways, and then all finally agreed that we could indeed see the moustache he was talking about.

    I looked around the group seeing if there was anyone I wanted to pair the FNG with. Bogey had his hand raised high in the air as he jumped up and down yelling, “Pick me! Pick me!” I continued to scan the audience, looking for anyone. Bogey continued his jumping. I decided two people would be better than one, so I chose Thumb War and Mayhem.

    The work out went something like this:

    Warm-up: SSH x 31, Imperial Walkers x 15, Windmills x 10, Squats x 15

    Not wanting to make the FNG work out in the sticker grass at his first workout, I opted instead to circle up in a gravel pit at the end of the track. From there we did a Dirty McDeuce

    Round 1: Merkins, Lunges, Big Bois, Run a lap
    Round 2: Ranger Merkins, Monkey Humpers, Dying Cockroaches, Run a lap
    Round 3: Larry Craigs, Sumo Squats, Russian Twists, Run a lap
    Round 4: Carolina Dry Docks, Bobby Hurleys, Crunchy Frogs, Run a lap

    It was clear that Bogey did not care who was actually assigned to get to know the FNG. He was talking up the FNG from the very beginning, although we only heard Bogey’s voice…we never heard the FNG say anything.

    Next we moseyed to the wall for 2 rounds of Chicken Peckers and 1 round of Balls to the Wall.

    Then we moseyed to the playground for a station rotation:

    Station 1: L Hangs
    Station 2: Squats
    Station 3: Incline Merkins or Dips
    Station 4: Step Ups
    Station 5: Burpees x 10

    At this point, it became clear that Mayhem and Thumb War each thought the other was the FNG and they had spent the entire workout trying to get to know each other. So I suppose it as a good thing that Bogey at least took the initiative to tell the FNG all about himself.

    At COT, we welcomed Spanx to the fold. There was great discussion about who actually gets credit for bringing in the New Guy. Frac Sac tried to take credit since Spanx filling out his contact info on the national website eventually led to Frac getting a text. Bogey swears he Eh’d a runner at Pontiff named Brian, or Billy, or Bill. Triple will surely try to take credit since Spanx does his laundry there. But Spanx settled the discussion when he told us how he noticed this guy at Pontiff running with the F3 group in flip-flops. At that moment, he said to himself, “I want to be like that man. I need to get in that group.”
    So you’re welcome F3.

    After COT there was TLC and PLC. IYKYK.

  • Never Forget the Disclaimer – from Architect

    48 degrees and misty….gross.

    6 PAX gathered amid the gloomy conditions. Q was intentional about delivering the disclaimer, gotta CYA these days, ya never know who’s out to get ya.

    Warm-a-rama ensued – moseyed to gym, Abes, Love, Fighters, grabbers…then to playground.

    5 Pull-ups, 5 Merkins, 10 squats – repeat for about 6 minutes.

    Rocks selected (cuz it is Rock City, wouldn’t want anyone thinking they came out for anything else) and headed to pavilion.
    Round 1
    12 OHP
    12 Rows, 10 OHP
    12 Curls, 10 Rows, 8 OHP
    12 TriCep, 10 Bicep, 8 Rows, 6 OHP
    12 Chest Press, 10 Tri, 8 Bi, 6 Row, 4 OHP
    12 Kettlebell Swing, 10 CP, 8 Tri, 6 Bi, 4Row, 2 OHP
    Round 2
    12 Rock Burpees
    12 BBSU, 10 RBs
    12 Chest Press, 10 BB, 8 RB
    12 Leg Lifts, 10 CP, 8 BB, 6 RBs
    12 Goblet Squats, 10 LL, 8 CP, 6 BB, 4 RBs
    12 Thrusters, 10 GS, 8 LL, 6 CP, 4 BB, 2 RB (good things i gave disclaimer)

    Return Rock…COT. Cheers

  • Steppin it Up – from Vagabond

    Buncha step-related work with a dozen plus exercises for both legs and arms (and some core) under gazebos and on bleachers with burpees.

  • Workout – from Vagabond

    Mr. Rogers Q was not in the neighborhood so I took it and did a modified dirty mcdeuce with rocks around gym with burpees sprinkled in.

  • Love Snack – from Vagabond

    Run around park do some burpees to gazebo

    Gazebo walk back and forth over table 9 reps declining to love songs skip song costs 5 burpees

    9 V ups 20
    8 Alternating toe touches 20
    7 Lunges 20
    6 Elbow planks 20
    5 Nitro Burpees (2 pushups 8ct) 10
    4 True sit ups 20
    3 Imperial Walker 20
    2 Northbound merkins 20
    1 Eight count body builder 10

    Soccer

    COT

  • “The Hines Grind” Fallen Hero 1LT Derek Hines – from Mr Rodgers

    **Backblast: “The Hines Grind”**

    A foggy, wet, and unseasonably warm winter morning greeted the *pax* at 5:30 a.m. (well, 5:29 a.m. because why wait when suffering is inevitable?). With no time to waste, we jumped right in.

    ### **Warmarama:**
    – Abe Bogotas
    – Windmills
    – Low Slow Squats
    – Squats
    – Side Straddle Hops

    ### **Buy-In:**
    – 50 Merkins
    – 50 Big Boy Sit-Ups
    – 50 Squats

    Because nothing says “good morning” like knocking out 150 reps before the actual workout.

    ### **The Hines Hero WOD – 20-Minute EMOM**
    – **Shuttle Run:** 50 meters to the pole and back
    – **Flutter Kicks** until the timer sounded for the next round

    Each minute on the minute, the *pax* pushed through sprinting, flutter-kicking, and grinding out the reps.

    ### **Cash-Out:**
    – 50 Merkins
    – 50 Side Straddle Hops
    – 50 Squats

    Total reps: A whole lot. But we do it for the fallen.

    ### **COT – Honoring 1LT Derek Hines**
    YHC dedicated this workout to **1LT Derek Hines**, who was killed in action on September 1, 2005, in Baylough, Afghanistan. He embodied leadership, competitiveness, and relentless determination, continuing to return fire despite fatal wounds. His legacy and courage remind us of the sacrifices made for the freedoms we enjoy.

    This WOD was designed by Robert Kinney, former battalion commander and trained coach, with the **50-rep buy-in and cash-out honoring LT Hines’ service in the 2-503 IN, “The Rock.”**

    We wrapped up 5 minutes early, so Bogey took us home with a quick Mary.

    ### **Final Thoughts:**
    – The fog set the tone for a tough grind.
    – 50 merkins at the start *and* end left no room for slacking.
    – The freedoms we enjoy come at a price—never forget those who paid it.

    #NeverForget #HinesGrind #TheRock

  • Super Mothership – from Thumb War

    Super Mothership

    Pax (7)
    Bogey
    Tool
    Abacus
    Kenna brah
    Chris FNG – PETA
    Colonol Mustard

    YHC arrived early to set up a football field.

    Convened at the Flag for a lighter than usual PAX for Mother Ship partly due to the IOAM event on the bayou.

    Moseyed to the Peristyle for a Warm Up where a couple of late arrivals met us.

    Warm-a-Rama:
    Slow Abe Vogodas 4 count on each side

    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies
    Side straddle hops
    Mountain climbers
    Tie fighters
    Mayhem merkins

    Moseyed to Big Lawn for Thang 1:

    Red Barchetta – esque – instead we exercised song Purple Rain kicked off by the Fox Sports NFL theme song. This was the start of a playlist through the workout of artists that performed at Super Bowl halftimes/

    100 Yard Dash then 100 overhead presses, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 75 yard dash then 75 plank jacks, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 50 yard dash then 50 LBCs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 25 yard dash then 25 Merkins, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 10 yard dash then 10 burpees, run back to start point and plank/wait for six.

    YHC brought a football 🏈 that couldn’t be dropped by the Pax for the remainder of the workout. If it hit the ground, 2 penalty burpees.

    Mosey to Baby Foundry for Thang 2: Pull Ups and Planks

    We split in 2 groups or tandems. With the off number YHC was a single and “ready to mingle” per Bogey. Bogey and Abacus made quite the cute couple.

    Half are doing pull ups or back work while others are doing a plank. YHC used a Tabata timer for 45 secs of work and 15 secs of rest for 8 cycles.

    Mosey to NOMA Fountain for Thang 3: Bench work in cadence

    Box jumps
    Bulgarian Split squats
    Dips
    Incline Merkins
    Derkins
    Gas pumpers

    Mosey to the Flag. With about 3-4 mins remaining. We did a dealers choice of Mary.

    COT:

    We prayed for Tool’s wife and the city hosting the Super Bowl this weekend and gave thanks to impact of F3.

    FNG Chris who is Kenna Brah’s nephew was in town for work and is big carnivore and hunter so was officially named PETA. He calls Dallas home and committed to more workouts in the gloom in Dallas to certify it.