With that quote from Mayhem, we clearly had different goals in the gloom yet we shared the win against the battle of 15 degrees, seeking improvement.
Tag: Bolt
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The Joy of Pain – from Kenna Brah
Armed with a repartee of HIM building movements, THC lead the PX is following:
Mosey to the JPAS
Arm Circle Circuit 15x each set
Imperial Walkers x15
8 ct Side Lung Right, Air Squat, Side lunge Left, Air Squat combo mealMoed to the RAMP:
#1
Lizard (More like Gecko) Crawls halfway up ramp
Crab Crwal Down 3x is about all we could do#2
Reverse Lunge to the top
Slow Karaoke Down, switch lead leg halfway down
1x#3
Side Lunge Up Switch Lead leg halfway up
Lizard Crawl last half (Memory is fuzzy here)
1X#4
10 Each Set
L/R Step Ups
L/R 1 Leg Squat
L/R 1 Leg Side Squat (Side Lunge with leg on sitting block)
Dip position 1 L/R Leg lift$5
Mario Jumps to th3 Stairs – Bunny hop up each stair- 5-10 Decline Merkins –
Mosey to flagCOT
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Swamp Tour – from Space Cowboy
Weather: Party Cloudy; 80 degrees; muggy, steamy, sticky….perfect conditions for a swamp tour
Thanks to @Bolt rallying the troops on Sunday, we had 6 PAX, including @Bolt, @Boo Boo, @Kenna Brah, @Logo, @War Eagle, and @ Space Cowboy, show up for The Scrum beatdown on this very humid Monday morning.
Gave disclaimer and mosey to JPAX
Warm-Ups
Slow Squats x10
Abe Slogodas x10
Imperial Walkers x10
Grass Grabbers x10
Forward Arm Circles x10
Backwards Arm Circles x10
Overhead Claps x10
SSH x15Mosey to start of JPAX concrete path.
Today’s category: “Swamp Tour”. Description: “Animals you see on a swamp tour”
Each “animal” exercise performed between every other set of light poles (ex. from pole 1 to 2, then 3 to 4, etc.) with a mix of high step claps, lunges, and karaoke (ex. from pole 2 to 3, 4 to 5, etc.) until completion of JPAX loop (about 26 poles).Frogs: Calling this one the Good Morning Leap Frogs (1 rep = 2 lunges, burpee and leap frog). Repeat reps until next pole.
Alligators: Alligator Merkins. Repeat reps until next pole
Brown Bears: Bearpees (1 rep = 1 burpee followed by 6 bear crawls). Repeat reps until next pole
Rabbits: Bunny Hops…similar to Murder Bunnies without coupon. Repeat reps until next pole
Spiders: Spider Crawls. Repeat reps until next pole
Rinse and Repeat exercises until we reach the “boat ramp”At ramp: Good Morning Leap Frogs halfway up ramp, backwards run to top of ramp; Bearpees halfway down ramp, backwards run to bottom of ramp
Mosey to front of JPAX
7’s: Crunchy Frogs then up stairs, Merkins, and then down ramp
Black Snake (Indian Run with last PAX weaving through other PAX to front) to Flag.
@Charmin: There were no penguins on this tour!
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First Q With No Hate! – a Beatdown for the Ages – from Charmin
Birthday Q
19 x SSH (2 count)
10 x Grass Grabbers
10 x Slow VagodasArm Circles x30
Forward
Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Chinooks
MNC’sMosey to the Coupons
The Thang
“Ages”
11’s but instead of 11 it’s the individual pax’s age.
Each round decrease first exercise by 5 & increase the second excercise by 5. So for YHC my first round is 29 & 1, second round is 24 & 6, etc.
50 & over can decrease by 10’s.
Bottom exercise is bench press with coupons.
Top exercise is squats
Firing line – 94 Calf Raises.
Ring of Fire Thrusters (x10)
Resting is plank with coupon
Give YHC some advice when done.Put up Coupons and mosey to pad
Penguins x 19
Protractors
Freddie Mercury’s
Box cutters
AppreciatorsYHC is so appreciative of the role that F3 has been in my life for just over 2 years now. It has helped me grow, not just physically, but mentally and as a leader. YCH cannot express the value that has been added to my life through this group of men who get up early and workout. It was a pleasure toto kick off the third decade leading the Pax through a beatdown for the Ages.
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Pinewood+6 AARP Members – from Bolt
Apparently AARP is so misguided that they think 50 years olds can retire or they’ve expanded their demographic to include our latest RESPECT entrant, Boo-boo, who was one of 6 AARP targets to be joined by a lone participant from Camp Hate—Pinewood.
Warmorama including a KennaBrah-inspired combo: Good Morning MMP (8-count: GM straight into a MMP) along with the usuals plus Tie Fighters followed by mosey to rock pile for medium rocks. Frac got to call out “Kaopectate” thanks to the requisite warm up song.
The Thang
25 Reps/exercise
2 Rounds IC
OH press/OH press
Squats/Calf raises
Curls/Curls
Rows/Rows
Tricep press/Dips
Chest Press/MerkinsThere were immediate calls for Rudy to be there to illuminate the minimal chaos that ensued…back on track. We returned he rocks and finished with 6MOM. Back to flag.
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7 Rounds of Suck – from Boo-Boo
YHC accepted the subtle challenge from @bolt to take the Q on the condition @bolt provide the music. YHC arrived to a cluster of anxious PAX blustery 78 degrees with 98% humidity, with 30 seconds to spare.
Slowsey to the warmup pad for the @bolt traditional Rapper’s Delight, when out of the gloom appears @fracsac with a competing speaker playing his favorite warmup song, “Let’s Get Physical.” He muted his song just in time for his favorite part of Rapper’s Delight, “Kaopectate!” What was more shocking is @fracsac had the option to skip Rapper’s Delight in exchange for 25 burpees but did not!
The warm-up consisted of typical warmup activities such as Arm Circles, Self Love, Abe Slowgotas, Grass Grabbers, Mountain Man Poopers with a Good Morning, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, and 5 burpees.
Mosey to JPAS for a little HIIT. PAX completed 7 rounds of aggressively executing the following, with a one-minute break between rounds:
15 Box Jumps
15 V-ups
15 Mountain Climbers (2 is 1)
15 Freddie Mercurys (2 is 1)
15 Merkins
Run up the stairs and back down the rampMosey back to the flag just in time.
COT
Thanks for the push @bolt. Boo-Boo out!
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S&M…&R – from Bolt
Three stretched, three ran and all six were accountable.
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Skip Happens! – from Space Cowboy
Weather: Sunny, 77 degrees; humidity makes it feel like 82 degrees
When I woke up this morning, I checked the Q Sheets and realized that I mistakenly thought my Q workout was Wednesday instead of today. Unfortunately, I was not able to round-up the troops the previous night. Fortunately, I already had a full beatdown planned; and, 4 PAX including @Bolt, @Fracsac, @Kenna Brah and @Rev Sox joined me at The Scrum for my “6 month” F3 anniversary. Promptly at 5:30, I gave the disclaimer and we immediately mosey to my truck to pick-up jump “skipping” ropes and then off to the Shrine.
Warmerama
SSH x 20
Abe Slogodas X 10
Forward Arm Circles x10
Backwards Arm Circles x10
Monkey Dance X 20 (aka the “Anti-Climatic” Monkey Dance per @Fracsac)
Slow Squats with jump rope extended above head x 10Thang 1
Burps-Merks-Groiners
There are 10 light poles located at front of the Shrine
1st light pole
Jump-rope Burpees x 3
Merkins x 10
Groiners 2-1 x 1
Proceed to 2nd pole
Jump-Rope Burpees x 3
Merkins – Declining number by 1 for each pole (9 for 2nd pole, 8 for 3rd pole, etc.)
Groiners 2-1 – Ascending number by 1 for each pole (2 for 2nd pole, 3 for 3rd pole, etc.)
All PAX must jog back to 1st pole before proceeding to the next pole
Repeat above reps until 10 poles are completedThang 2
7’s
60 count jump rope, run to 2nd pole, 1 burpee, return to 1st pole
50 count jump rope, run to 2nd pole, 2 burpees, return to 1st pole
etc.While jogging back to flag, PAX surprisingly talked about what it would be like to Jump Rope Burpee from the Shrine to the flag (about ¼ mile). Might be a good suggestion for a future skip beatdown! 2 min of LBC’s at flag. COT. Each day, I am more appreciative of F3. My first 10 Q’s over the past 6 months have been great and I look forward to future experiences.
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6-5-(2)4 MANniversary – from Bolt
6-5-4 countdown: 6/5/24 marked my 4th MANniversary which required a Q by YHC. Boo-boo hyped it up in mumble chatter and the pax did not disappoint, including a DR Bow Wow from Lake Charles who drove in from BR to make the BD!
Warmorama at the launch pad with Hip Circles (clockwise) x 5 (in cadence) Hip Circles (counterclockwise) x 5 (in cadence) Abe SLOWigodas x 10 (in cadence) Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence) Imperial Walkers x 20 (in cadence) Mountain Climbers x 10 (in cadence) , Peter Parker and Parker Peters x 10 (in cadence), SSH x 20. Mosey to JPAX and Alternating leg step-ups (8-count) x 20 (in cadence).
Grab coupons for 7s:
6 Manmakers mosey to stairs for bunny hops up with 1 box jump for the balance of the count and bear crawl down the ramp for the rinse/repeatBack to back ring of fire x 10 (two different exercises—FRAC!): Merkins (base position – plank), Jump Squats (base position – Al Gore). Somewhere in the mix Boo-boo called for a skip resulting in 5 burpee penalty.
“Cool down” on your six for protractors for one minute followed by returning coupons and mosey to flag for final MANniversary moves—burpees of course!
5 minute EMOM of 10 burpees/min, YHC DNF the 50 burpees for the first time in years—the King debilitated rapidly after a three week hiatus!
4 years ago I needed F3 to keep me from losing my mind in the height of covid lockdown and used the desire to return to physical activity after a five year break as the impetus—what I got in return, many of you can identify with which is why I’m here four years later: the F2 and F3. Thanks to the pax for making me pursue improvement; you are my brothers from different mothers—much love!