12 PAX showed up in the hot and humid gloom. Out and back on the traditional route – apparently, we need to run this route more, as several old timers (looking at you Glitter Balls) seemed to be unfamiliar with it.
Tag: El Guapo
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Proposal Q – from Kilo
YHC woke up this morning to a weather report from his soon to be best man who said “it’s freezing rain, are we doing this?” The reply “of course. F3 is rain or shine.” Today being YHC’s second Q and the day of the big ask, decided to keep it simple and do another Mogadishu Mile to remember the fallen of Blackhawk Down. It was rainy but warm and 9 HiMs started out for the warmarama and then to the thang.
Pick up a rock, get to the gazebo
4 rounds:
19 ground to overhead
19 front squats
19 push-ups (one hand on the rock, then switch so 38)
15 burpees
run a 1/4 mile.All this was done with smiles and joy and the promise to show up this afternoon and try to talk some sense into my future fiancé. It’s a great day to have a great day, gentlemen.
COT and Announcements as well as a welcome to FNG, Freaky Fast who drove 12 hours yesterday for the occasion.
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You Can’t Ignore The H8! – from Hawgcycle
You cannot ignore the H8! We tried. There was no H8! in April. Honestly, I forgot all about it. I guess I tried to push the H8! way down deep, but it never went away. The last few months have shown me that the H8! is always there. I can’t ignore it. I have to deal with it.
The Thang:
Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point. At the starting point, you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 8 (burpee with 8 merkins, burpee with 7 merkins…burpee with 1 merkin)
At the end of the 2nd lap the burp and merk pyramid starts at 7, etc.
The goal is to complete 8 laps in 40 minutes. According to MapMyRun, each loop is approximately 0.4 miles. Therefore, to conquer the H8! you will have to do the following in 40 minutes:• Run over 3 Miles of Hills
• 550 Yards of Bear Crawls
• 36 Burpees
• 120 MerkinsWe did AMRAP in 40 minutes.
NMM
• This was a full compliance hate – Strict 40 minute time limit, running on the sidewalk, no corner cutting, and bear crawling the entire length of the neutral ground.
• We had 12 guys attempt the H8! Today. That’s a good turnout. T-claps to The Architect, High Rise, Mahatma, Mayhem, Pinewood, Mr. Rodgers, Rudy, Smooth, SOGO, Thighs, and Triple Shift for choosing to do hard things.
• Was Mr. Rodgers brazen enough to attempt the H8! in a weighted vest?
• A special shout out to High Rise and Mayhem for resisting the pull of the LVCC and their Temple of the Ole Man River. Members of the temple are devoted to a Chatbot they call Coach Greg. I was hoping a few more members would be willing to choose to battle the H8! Especially without their High Priestess Kuch and his Eunuch Glitter Balls in attendance. Unfortunately, the devotion of the following was too strong for them to waiver from the Supreme Chatbot’s commands. Bongo, El Guapo, Jesus Juice, Mama’s Pride, Saban, Sandberg, and Thumbwar sacrificed their manhood in sacred devotion to Coach Gregg this morning with a 45-minute easy run ritual.
• Three completed all 8 laps today: Smooth, YHC, and The Architect.
• Smooth went back out for lap 9 and was about 5 seconds short of finishing the running portion of the lap.
• If you have ever helped with a Youth Run Nola event, you will know that the kids take off in a sprint when the gun goes off. They do not know the difference between a 100-meter dash and a 3-mile run. I’m guessing Pinewood is a YRN alum.
• There were a few guys that finished the eight laps in just over 40 minutes. They are prime to get all eight in April.
• Speaking of April, we now have 6 months to prepare. Let’s keep pushing each other to stay disciplined and continue accelerating. -
Charmin and the Runners – from Charmin
In an effort to once again lead the Pontiff Pax in number of written BackBlasts, YHC posted in the gloom this morning. Thankfully, 9 other runners decided to do the same and hence Charmin and the Runners was formed. YHC Rucked and the Runners ran.
Rudy needed a personal invitation to the Name-o-rama ball, but other than that, it was a cool morning.