F3 New Orleans

Tag: Heisenberg

  • The Heisenberg Switcharoo – from Mr Rodgers

    On the fateful Saturday eve before the Reni, Heisenberg proclaimed with the confidence of a man holding a Q card that burpees were a guarantee the next morning. Naturally, this led to the assumption that Heisenberg was taking the Q. A quick check of the calendar revealed a twist: Heisenberg was signed up for the following Sunday, and the Reni Q sheet was blank. Could it be a scheduling oversight, or was it hubris? Either way, Mr. Rodgers decided to teach Heisenberg a valuable lesson about assumptions… with a classic Switcharoo!

    Arrival:
    A wet and gloomy morning greeted 10 pax at the Reni. Heisenberg strolled in, brimming with confidence, ready to lead. But before he could even puff out his chest, Mr. Rodgers swooped in and boldly declared, “This is my neighborhood now.” In his defeated state, Heisenberg meekly asked, “Will there be burpees?” Spoiler: There were burpees. Lots of burpees.

    The Warm-Up:
    In true Switcharoo fashion, Mr. Rodgers flipped the script with a warm-up on the move,

    Mosey, stop for 10 Grass Grabbers.
    Mosey, stop for 10 Abe Vigodas.
    Mosey, stop for 10 Low Slow Squats.
    Arrived at “Mr. Rodgers’ Foundry” to cap off with 30 Side Straddle Hops.
    By now, the pax had the look of men who knew they were in for it.

    The Beatdown:
    Cue the ’80s hairband metal. It was time to work:

    Upper Body Circuit (3 Rounds):

    Station 1: Pull-Ups
    Station 2: Dips
    Station 3: Merkins
    Station 4: Hanging Pulls
    Station 5: Dead Hang
    Station 6 (Timer): 10 Burpees
    Pax worked nonstop until the timer finished, because rest is for the weak.

    Lower Body Circuit (2 Rounds):

    Station 1: Bobby Hurleys
    Station 2: Side Straddle Hops
    Station 3: Squats
    Station 4: Split Lunges (Left Leg)
    Station 5: Split Lunges (Right Leg)
    Station 6 (Timer): 10 Burpees
    The pax were blessed with a trifecta of Sunday mornings . With seconds to spare, the group raced back to the COT for Name-O-Rama, an announcement that Heisenberg would still have to write the BB , and a moment of prayer.

    Moral of the Story: Always check the Q sheet, and never challenge Mr. Rodgers in his neighborhood. Burpees may be inevitable, but the Switcharoo is legendary.

  • Route 66 kinda – from Hokie

    17 Pax posted including Maverick & Minnow up range from Tampa and an FNG, Goblin

    Warmorama included 56th birthday greetings for Bogey, grassgrabbers, Abe Vigodas & arm circles

    First 48% of the workout was a twist on Route 66… skipped 1 and started with 2 so we had route 65 for my 65th birthday

    From bricks to trees, starting with two Honest Merkins (Hand release at bottom and shoulder taps at top) then back to benches to do dips until all Pax were in PLUS 56 seconds for Bogey’s 56th birthday… then mosey to next tree for Three Honest Merkins and then back to benches for dips waiting on the six plus 56 seconds… after 3rd route of dips, the Q modified to steps ups… continue for remaining trees and route Sixty Five

    for the remaining 52% of the workout, we paired up in teams of two for Dora with 100 burpees, 200 BBSU, 300 Squats

    We concluded workout with 56’ of backwards lunges for Bogey’s 56th birthday

    Thank you for the opportunity to spend my morning with a bunch of HIMs… I am a blessed man!!!

  • The Renni is a Boomin – from Fracsac

    19 Pax posted at the Renaissance looking to kick the week off right.
    Disclaimer given along with the 5 core principles and off we went to face the bacon for the warm up. During this time the pax were asked for the 5 core principles which they got. Then YHC asked for the Mission Statement. The pax called upon needed some help so he bought a phone a friend with 10 x 8 count body builders.

    Mini Dora from fountain to top of stairs.

    Move to tree line for some bear crawls and such with a little lunging.

    Back of the museum for 5 x Sunday mornings.

    A few minutes of Mary on the way back to the flag with a mental exercise resulting in burpees due to a failure.

    CoT

    NMM

    There was a time when the Renni really struggled to draw in Pax. YHC posted alone several times and had the pleasure of welcoming Hokie as the only other post for the first few months. YHC is now blessed to have so many HIMs join!
    It would have been 20, but the scheduled Q had to back out due to an illness. YHC was happy to step up!

    The time change gave us that rare 25 hours in a day. What to do with that extra hour? Heisenberg suggested a one hour pre Renni Ruck, which YHC was happy to indulge.

    10 years strong in Nola and we’re showing no sign of slowing down. Tclaps to all Pax that make F3 what it is.

    SYITG

  • Mothership 2024-11-02 – from Catfish

    Conditions – Warm-ish & Humid, just like a November morning in Southeast Louisiana should be
    The Thang:
    Started with a mosey to the peristyle for a warmup:
    Abe Vigodas x 10in cadence
    Grass Grabbers x 10 in cadence
    SSH x 30 in cadence
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 in cadence
    Mountain Climbers x20 in cadence
    8-counts x 10 in cadence
    Moseyed over to the bench area for:
    Alternating leg step ups x 20 in cadence (8-count)
    Derkins x 20 in cadence
    Bulgarians (right leg up) in cadence x 20
    Irkins x 20 in cadence
    Bulgarians (left leg up) in cadence x 20
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    SSH x 20 in cadence to keep the heart rate up
    Moseyed to the grass for a burpee suicide. PAX started with 5 burpees, ran to 1st tree, then 5 burpees, then to 2nd tree, etc. until the 4th tree, then 5 burpees to conclude.
    Got on sixes for:
    Flutter kicks x 20 in cadence
    LBTs x 20 in cadence
    Leg lifts x 20 in cadence
    Bear crawled along the sidewalk to the parking lot, circled up for Shoulder Taps x20 (in cadence), then did a truncated round of Jack Webbs where we did 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and then 10 merkins, with a corresponding set of double the number of air presses. Then SSH x 20 in cadence to keep the heart rate up.
    Moseyed over to the corner by the sculpture garden for:
    Rocky Balboas x 20 in cadence
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    Moseyed over to the back of the museum, grabbed a people’s chair and did 20 air presses (in cadence), then 20 bonnie blairs (in cadence), then back to a people’s chair for 20 seal claps (in cadence).
    Started making our way back the way we came, grabbed some rocks at from the rock stash and went over to the grass for:
    Shoulder press x 20 in cadence
    Rows x 20 in cadence
    Dropped to the grass to do another Jack Webb set w/ 15 merkins and 30 air presses, then back on the rock for curls x 10 in cadence. Then a set of 8-counts (x 10 in cadence), and then dropped the rocks off.
    Moseyed over to the parking lot and lined up. Did a dead sprint to the other end with 5 burpees at the end. Then from there did a dead sprint to the far end and back with 10 burpees at the end.
    Back to the flag for COT.

  • Sh*t to Do – from Vagabond

    Bear crawl “uncle”to museum
    pax waiting do Mary

    Children’s museum partner up runner is timer
    overhead press
    squats
    sit-ups
    Curls
    step over brick
    Flutter kicks with brick
    Tricep extension
    Broad jumps over brick
    Legs lifts over brick
    etc

    Sunday Mornings, Warpner, COT

  • Sh*t to Do – from Vagabond

    Bear crawl “uncle”to museum
    pax waiting do Mary

    Children’s museum partner up runner is timer
    overhead press
    squats
    sit-ups
    Curls
    step over brick
    Flutter kicks with brick
    Tricep extension
    Broad jumps over brick
    Legs lifts over brick
    etc

    Sunday Mornings, Warpner, COT

  • 10 Years and 1 Day Later – from Reluctant Yankee

    Re-enactment of the first ever official F3 Nola workout

    The Thang:

    Gandalf’s Q (played by Hawgcycle)

    Mosey to a space near the football field, backwards run, side-shuffle left, side-shuffle right
    Circle of Pain (COP):
    Side-Straddle Hops in cadence x15
    Merkins in cadence x12
    Imperial Walkers in cadence x15
    Mountain Climbers in cadence x20
    Slow Squats in cadence x10
    Wide-Arm Merkins in cadence x10
    Diamond Merkins in cadence x10
    Mosey to bridge
    11s across the bridge with burpees on far side and jump squats on near side #crowdpleaser
    Plank-O-Rama: Regular, Elbows, Left Hand/Leg High, Right Hand/Leg High, Mission Impossible (10 count from Fracsac)

    Reluctant Yankee’s Q (Played by Triple Shift)

    Mosey back to track
    6 Minutes of Mary:
    LBCs in cadence x10
    Hello Dollys in cadence x10
    High Dollys (Rosalitas) in cadence x10
    Bicycles (Freddy Mercury) in cadence x10
    Dying Cockroach in cadence x10
    Flutter Kicks in cadence
    Quick mosey one full lap around the track

    Chong Li’s Q (Played by Reluctant Yankee)

    Loooooong mosey to picnic tables under the bridge
    Chong Li Special:
    Decline Merkins in cadence x16
    Right Leg Squat in cadence x8
    Incline Merkins in cadence x16
    Left Leg Squat in cadence x8
    Decline Merkins IC x12
    Right Leg Squat IC x6
    Incline Merkins IC x12
    Left Leg Squat IC x6
    Decline Merkins IC x8
    Right Leg Squat IC x4
    Incline Merkins IC x8
    Left Leg Squat IC x4
    Decline Merkins IC x4
    Right Leg Squat IC x2
    Incline Merkins IC x4
    Left Leg Squat IC x2
    Mosey back to the track
    Two Rounds With Tyson happened in original beatdown, but ran out of time. Yankee gave Fracsac the Q for last minute, so it was 10 burpees for the 10 years of F3 Nola!
    Mosey back to shovel flag
    Circle of Trust (COT)

    NMM

    This beatdown was held 10 years and 1 day after the original launch. T-Claps to all who kept this great thing going!

    Not sure how they squeezed in 2 rounds of Tysons on that first day. The OGs were 10 years and 1 day older, so…..

    4 OGs were present- Hawgcycle, Reluctant Yankee, Triple Shift, and Redfish

  • Earned Coffeeteria on National Coffee Day – from Hokie

    10 Pax gathered at NOMA to earn coffeeteria rights on National Coffee Day

    Because YHC was the Q, you know the workout would be very simplistic.

    After disclaimer, Warm-o-rama consisted of
    Roll head clockwise
    Roll head counterclockwise
    Shoulder shrugs forward
    Shoulder shrugs backwards
    Arm circles forward
    Arm circles backwards
    Slow Vigodas
    Ankle turns
    Self love

    The Thang —

    10 Honest Merkins – Lunge across NOMA – 100 of *Exercise* – Lap NOMA

    *Exercise* changed each Round
    1. Step ups
    2. calf raises
    3. deep squats
    4. big boy sit ups

    After a Pax finished their lap of NOMA the returned to fountain area to do step ups while waiting on the six, at which point the Q started his timer for just 2 more minutes of step ups

  • Triple Respect Threat – from Fracsac

    Back Blast written on behalf of Wapner.

    This Sunday morning meant a triple respect threat at the Renaissance.

    Disclaimer given then face the bacon for a warmup.

    Time to get down to business. Da Thang:

    There are 8 benches each side of Lelong Drive for total of 16.
    Round one: 3 burpees at each bench
    Round two: 5 ‘mercans at each bench
    Finish with 2 burpees and 20 ‘mercans to make nice round number of 50 burpees and 100 ‘mercans.

    At fountain:
    5 rounds of the following:
    5 dips and 20 jump squats

    Mosey to back of museum.
    Someone grabbed the frisbee
    8 count body builders IC x 10
    Sunday Mornings x 3
    Mosey back to fountain
    Penalty ‘mercans for dropped frisbee

    Back at fountain:
    Step ups x 20

    Finish with Mary and Plank

    CoT

    NMM

    Anyone thinking a Triple Respect Q was gonna be easy was having mid post regrets but post beat down exhortations!

    Coffeteria followed where the comfortable weather brought by a rare early September front was enjoyed

    SYITG

  • Crossed the Bridges, Repeatedly – from Mayhem

    73 degrees and raining, yes still raining
    Football day, Tulane tailgatin’, RAIN… unsure of the turnout
    PAX were appearing out of the bushes, including @Rudy at 6:34am
    YHC’s Mothership VQ, here we go

    Disclaimer
    Warmup without the rain, Peristyle
    WM, GG, SSH, PPP, MC, CC (crab cakes, fan favorite), TF, FT

    Thang 1:
    Mosey to the bridges behind Cafe du Monde
    Partner up
    1 PAX does an exercise, other PAX runs the loop with an exercise, as the timer
    Rd1- 8-count body builder while other PAX does merkins on the bridges
    Rd2- repeat Rd1
    Rd3- Bonnie Blairs, other PAX lunges up/down the “safe bridge”
    Rd4- Squats, other PAX does high knees between the bridges

    Thang 2:
    Mosey to the shelter down the tracks
    Jack Ass Burpee Web, ONLY 5 rounds
    1 burpee, 2 donkey kicks… 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10

    Thang 3:
    Mosey to the nearby memorial fountain
    3 PAX ring the circle bear crawling while remainder do an exercise
    SSH, step ups, big boy situps, derkins, shoulder taps, low slow squats

    Thang 4:
    Mosey to the “Ralphs Entrance” to the park
    Partner up for a DORA
    50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 toy soldiers
    Run backwards to next cross walk, forward to starting spot

    Thang 5:
    Mosey back to the Peristyle
    Merk Jax
    1 merkin, 2 plank jacks, 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10, 4/8, 3/6, 2/4, 1/2

    Thang 6:
    Mary, call out a PAX to lead next exercise
    Finish with two minutes of stretching

    Back to the flag
    COT
    Announcements- 10/19, 10/24, 10/26
    Intentions: gratitude, Georgia catastrophe, all schools/teachers/students

    Welcomed FNG @Solo (@Revit crew)
    Welcome back @Redfish (@Fracsac claimed an EH)

    Awesome Q’ing the infamous Mothership for my first time. In case you didn’t know, 60 minutes is 33.33% more than 45 minutes. We travelled. We did stuff. We went places. Ready to do it again!

    3 Qs in 6 days for the first time. Enjoyed it all. Just lead.
    SYITG!