F3 New Orleans

Tag: Heisenberg

  • Where is the Q??? – from Triple Shift

    After a festive afternoon at the 6th annual Leg Quarter Cookoff the day before, YHC was overly stuffed with scrumptious chicken leg quarters (I think I ate four or five), High Noon refreshments and dessert egg rolls. Needless to say, I was feeling quite heavy this morning and had to get to the Renaissance workout to burn off some excess calories. I arrived at 6:25 am and saw Fracsac already stretching and was wondering who would be there given the 20 + F3 Pax members and their families enjoying great fellowship and food on Ridgewood Drive. Would the Q be there???

    After getting out of the bus, Heisenberg and Judge Wapner pull up and it’s 6:30 am. Where’s the Q? After some discussion, Heisenberg nominates me and I try to get Wapner to take it but given his seniority, he quickly pulls the UNO reverse card and said that I’ll be fine. Ok….yes sir…. I’m the Q.

    With nothing prepared, I pull the classic slow mosey to figure things out. No warmup, just head to the foundry and I’ll figure it out. As we leave NOMA, we hear the pitter patter of flip flops….Catfish come sprinting by. When we arrive at the foundry, I embark on an explanation of doing things slowly and am subsequently jeered that we’re going to run out of time doing the warmups.

    Warmarama
    15 low slow squats, 10 low slow merkins, 20 arm circles (forwards and backwards), 10 lunge around the world, 10 slow peter parkers, 10 slow imperial walkers, 10 slow parker peters, 20 burpees in a slow 6 count cadence.

    The Thang
    Mini Murph – 5 pullups/body rows, 10 merkins (soon to be hand release merkins on round 4 and 5), and 15 air squats x 5 rounds. After each round, run from the foundry to the track then back. #Crowd Pleaser
    Head to the back of NOMA for 3 rounds of Sunday Mornings and back to the virtual flag.

    COT – Countoff, Namerama, and prayers for my friend Adam Sanborn (35 years old) who has terminal cancer at 35, Woz’s (Jesse Varnado) who’s father just passed away on Thursday, Torque’s (Nic Francis) mom who unexpectedly passed away 6+ weeks ago, and Babyface’s (David Hassenboehler) father-in-law passed away on Wednesday. Keep these pax members in your prayers and that God would grant them supernatural peace as they lead their families during this season of loss and grief. May we truly understand that our days are numbered and to live lives of impact and service to everyone we encounter.

  • Easter at the Renni – from Fracsac

    Easter at the Renni went like this:

    5 pax showed up to get the day started right. With the flag planted and a disclaimer given warmup facing the bacon.

    On the steps of NOMA start off with the Easter Bunny’s arch enemy, the Tooth Fairy. Decline ‘mercins starting with 8 at the top step and finished with 1 at the bottom.

    Jack Webb cut in with his routine.

    One quick lap around the museum tossing the frisbee. A drop is 3 burpees.

    Stations:

    Station 1: Rows with 60 lb sandbag
    Station 2: kettle bell swings with 50 lb sandbag
    Station 3: jump rope
    Station 4 and 5: frisbee toss from ends of museum. A drop means 3 burpees for all.

    Timer was 15 rows cumulative in the beginning as the frisbee toss did not go well. Wapner said we could do better if he had a football. Since the Q never disappoints, out comes the football and still plenty of burpees.

    Back of museum for Sunday Mornings.

    1 minute left at the flag so 10 burpees IC

    COT followed by coffeteria.

    Happy Easter!

    SYITG

  • Earlie in the Morning – from Heisenberg

    Warm up
    Grass Grabbers 10, Windmills 11, Imp Walkers 11, 5 burpees OYO, Deep Sea Diver (descending shoulder taps starting with 8 top step of Noma. 5 burpees OYO
    The Thing
    With the “Irish/Celtic/Sea Shanties” playlist from Amazon Music loaded we began 30 rounds of Tabata 40 seconds work 25 seconds rest. Stations 1. Step-ups 30lb ruck, 2. Dumbbell Curls using one foot on a stability pad, 3. 60lb Sandbag rows, 4Morrocan Night Clubs with 2.5 lb. egg weights,5. Heavy Jump rope, 27lb Kettle bell rows, Speed Rope, 20lb weighted Sit-ups.
    The Wrap up – 3 Sunday Mornings and 10 burpees OYO
    Welcome first timer Mr. Rogers
    COT

  • Spontaneous Q’ing – from Kenna Brah

    Arrived to find the PAX lacking a Q ( AKA Q’less), having missed my last TWO Q appointments, I decided to jump into the vacuum.

    Mosey to the Colonnade for warm-ups
    SSH
    IW
    LSQ
    REALLY SLOW VAGODAS/GRASS GABBERS
    Pivoted to some YOGA

    Without a prepared BD, I pulled out my trusty go to plan:
    10 things 10 times, for 10 rounds
    Each pax took a exercice
    Smooth – SSH
    Heisenberg – Burpees ( Big surprise)
    Vagabond – Air Squats
    Fracsac – LBC
    Catfish – 8 Ct Body Builders
    Cheesesteak – Lunges
    Maytag – Merkins
    Mr Rogers – Should Taps
    Christopher Robin – Alternate Leg Wife Pleasers
    YHC – BB Situps
    After 5 Rounds and a stunned look on the faces of the PAX we pivoted to each HIM chooses what to do next, then it all went crazy – Trust me. It was a more than adequate way to grow in leadership, creativity and all around fitness.

    COT

  • Ol’ dirty fünfzehn – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Run to Wisner and back tree weave

    Three exercises: legs core arms – 15 each

    situp punches
    squats
    merkins

    American hammers
    Lunges
    derkins

    v ups
    Bobby Hurley
    Decline shoulder taps 2 is 1

    Bicycle crunches legs straight
    Bonnie Blair
    Push up with Nolan Ryan

    Pax choice

    Sunday mornings

  • Route 56 Bday Beatdown – from Triple Shift

    Can’t remember much from my 56th birthday beatdown except that it was like Heisenberg’s Mothership beatdown the day before. Anyway, we did some warmups, and headed down the sidewalk towards S. Carrollton Ave to the front of City Park. At every light post, we performed 5 burpees and the mode of travel alternated between bear crawls and duck walks between each light post. We ran out of light posts and had to cross the street and headed back toward NOMA and ending with 6 burpees at the end to get 56.
    Headed to the back of NOMA for an attempt of Jackass Webb which is an exercise of one burpee and two donkey kicks. Continue until you get to 10 burpees and 20 donkey kicks. Well, we didn’t start at one burpee and two donkey kicks, we started at 8 burpees and 16 donkey kicks and made our way up to 10/20. That was a crowd pleaser.
    Honored to have the F3 NOLA Pax come out and show me some love!

  • 8 years and more to come – from Bongo

    Don’t know where to start from this morning, but overall a fun beatdown. Too much mumble chatter, mostly instigated through Bogey and Frac almost to point of harassment. But the Q moves on and stays focused on the job at hand as a leader. My exact (8) year anniversary is 1/30/2016, but was volunteered last week by Catfish for this week’s mothership so we’ll celebrate a week (or two early).

    The main theme, unknown until final COT was to go back to my first beatdown as an FNG and recreate that, or as close as I could get. Here is the former Workout, https://www.f3nola.com/2016/01/30/no-hawg-no-flag-but-time-for-tyson/. Another point, temperature was < 32 F which I think is one of the coldest mornings in the gloom I can recall. Despite this, (12) pax showed up ready and willing which any Q, as I am, would be thankful for today. Here we go: Boys got together – and we took off for the Peristyle. Circled up for our WARMUP COP. SSH x 25, Slow Squats x 10, Mountain Climbers x 25, and Imperial Walkers x 25 Arm circles X 10 each way. Circle Back up to visit our boy – Jack Webb. Push Ups/Air Press starting at 1, then 2, then 3, then 4 to 10 over at the great. Still way too cold and time to start moseying to NOMA pond. IC Dips x 20, Left leg step up x 2, Incline Mercans X 15, Right leg step up x 20, Dips x 20, Decline Mercans X 15 Box Jumps x 1… OYO with former story from my past I ain’t telling again…., no one is getting hurt under my watch! Long Mosey over the Football Field of Practice Track Eleven across the football field with running in middle, Burpees on one end, big boy sit ups on other. You know the math as I don’t need to explain. 5 rounds with Tyson. Sprint to the 50 yrd line do an exercise, then the goal line do an exercise, then back to the 50 and finish at the Goal line with a 4 set of the exercise. Rd 1 Burpees x 5, Rd 2 Jump Squats x 10, Rd 3 Peter Parkers x 15 each leg, Rd 4 Dying Roaches -x 20 total to keep it easy and finished Rd 5 Burpees X 5. Long mosey back to great lawn with quick stop at calf raise stand of stadium, Heisenburg counted us in. Great Lawn minimal Mary: Flutter Kicks X 20 and Hello Dolly X 20, arriving back to flag at 07:29:58. What a way for Q to keep us on time. COT went back through a reflection of my appreciation of what F3 has done form me in the last (8) years and how the (3) Fs (in whatever order) continue to bring me back. Many thanks for the opportunity to lead as always as I need to do it more. Here is to many years to come! See you on the radio.

  • 127(ish) Burpees + other stuff – from Heisenberg

    I went to bed around 2 am on Saturday with little expectation making the Renaissance . A text message went out at 4:18 am requesting a replacement Q as Vagabond was ill. Duty called. The sky was clear and the starting temperature 41F. Feeling a bit hungover I volunteered to Q. I am not sure if this is exactly what happened, but it was something very close to this.

    Warmup – Grass Grabbers IC, 5-Burpees on your own, Windmills IC, 5-Burpees on your own, Imperial Walkers IC, 5 -Burpees on your own. Then something else IC , 5 Burpees on your own.
    Thing 1 – I think we did 3 burpees at each tree while lunge walking between each one for a total of 12 trees.
    Thing 1.1 – stopped on wooden bridge for step ups and dips
    Thing 1.2 – Mosey to Singing Oak – 10 burpees OYO
    Thing 1.3 – Mosey to waterfall – 10 Burpees OYO
    Thing 1.4 – Mosey to open field 11’s with Burpees and Squats
    Thing 1.5 – Mosey to benches for some clean air H2 pumps
    Thing 1.6 – Mosey to steps for some calf raises
    Thing 1.7 – Sunday Mornings
    T-Claps to Chip and Dale for back to back posts with Chips
    COT

  • Folsom Prison Blues – from Rudy

    21 PAX gathered in the gloom – 1 DR visitor from Katy TX (Happy Meals) and 2 more of the Chips brood – welcome Chip and Dale, his 9 year old identical twins! (also joining were the other 2 Chips boys – Frito Lay and Knucklehead. What a name — “Knucklehead”!!!)

    6:30 strikes and after a disclaimer we were off to the rocks. Limber up with some stretches and low impact activities (Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies), then some SSH. We had to restart that after explaining to Maytag how a “cadence” works. Oh, thanks for joining late Mahatma and DAX.

    Non-stop chatter from Heisenberg and Vagabond earned a quick 5 burpee penalty. Then go grab a rock.

    YHC grabbed a rock that proved to be way too big. But we’ll get to that.

    Deck-o-Death: start plowing through the deck with Overhead Press, Curl, Row and Squat. One variant – doing 2, 3 or 4 of any suit barely seems worth the trouble. So when those cards were flipped, we’d do 10 burpees, 20 Peter Parkers or 30 LBS instead. FracSac accused YHC of planting the deck with multiple King of Spades. WRONG. Half way through, Hawgcycle noticed that YHC was struggling – so he snuck in to replace my rock with a mere pebble that he’d been using. Shamed, but thankful…

    7:00am – time to call the deck off (half way through give or take) and mosey to the Mini to gather up some bricks. Didn’t quite have enough for everyone – figure it out.

    Partner up on the Great Lawn for a Dora-Ish thing. 3 rounds. PAX 1 (timer) runs back and forth with the rock while PAX 2 exercises. Flip. Rinse and Repeat. First round: PAX 2 does Brick-pees. Second round: PAX 2 does FLoyd Mayweathers (with brick). Third round: PAX 2 does Sit Ups. Rounds change on a timer, not on a count – so everyone just keeps going.

    7:20 – time for the last item. 56 Years ago today, Johnny Cash recorded Folsom Prison Blues live at the Folsom Prison. So to honor the man in black, we’ll do Ring of Fire while listening to Cocaine Blues, Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog and other hits. First round with Merkins, Second round with Squats, Third round with Leg lifts.

    And that got us to 7:30. Back to the flag for a COT. Naming of Chip and Dale might have been the FASTEST FNG naming I’ve ever been associated with. “I like Disney Land” said one of ’em. And that was that.

    Intentions for sick and suffering F3 PAX and friends – Bongo’s wife, Mayhem’s friends the Schaff family in particular (but not alone).

    YHC took us home with a reflection about Romans 7. Then off to coffee!

  • Frisbee Burpee Blast – from Fracsac

    10 pax showed up to kick off Sunday with a bang and found improvement through consistency.
    With the flag planted and the disclaimer given, face the bacon for a warmup at 0630. End the warmup with 10 x 8 count body builders.

    11s on the steps of NOMA. Burpees and squats.

    Frisbee fun around museum. A drop means rolling the die for surprise exercises. First drop came pretty quick with 15 burpees coming up on the die.
    Continue around changing to 5 burpees penalty and fitting in 3 x Sunday Mornings at the back wall.
    Ended with 105 burpees and 10 pax begging for more. Sorry boyz, time is up.

    COT followed by Coffeteria.

    SYITG