F3 New Orleans

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  • Whoopie!

    5 motivated Pax posted to grow in Fitness, Fellowship and in Faith. With the clock striking 0530, time for a disclaimer and then:

    Warmup –

    • SSH IC x 31
    • Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • AC IC x 20
    • PP IC x 20 followed by ST IC x 20
    • IW IC x 15

    The Thang

    Mosey to the bench and picnic table.

    • LL step ups IC x 20
    • RL Step ups IC x 20
    • Dips IC x 20

    Single column Indian Run along the bike path. When the last man reaches the front, that Pax calls an exercise. All Pax run to top of levee and perform exercise x 3, then return to formation. Stopped along the way for some Ring of Fire after each full cycle.
    Once at the new Monday Joy AO spot, turned around and came back. Funnest Ring of Fire was holding low plank with each Pax completing 10 x Catalina Wine Mixers!

    COT – Announcements, Intentions, closed out with prayer to the Sky Q

    Naked Man Moleskin-

    New Joy Monday AO will meet closer to Treasure Chest at the end of Power Blvd. YHC didn’t think anyone would post this morning due to saturated conditions, but 4 brothers joined me to reinforce my own commitment. That made me say Whoopie!!

    SYITG

  • 12’s for my 2.0

    12’s for my 2.0

    At 0530, six PAX gathered at the View for a workout in honor of my 2.o’s 12th birthday….

    After the disclaimer we started our Warm up with: 12 Side straddle hops, 12 Abe vagoda, 12 grass grabbers, 12 arm cirlcles and 12 big boy sit ups

    The Thang … We moseyed down towards Treasure Chest and grabbed heavy rocks for just 12 reps of chest presses (at a time)…

    12’s not 11’s…. 12 Chest presses, run up and over the levy then 12 burpees… back to the Lakeside of Levy for 12 more presses and back over to the riverside for 12 lunges… back Lakeside for 12 more presses and back to Riverside for 12 Imperial Walkers, back to Lakeside for 12 more presses and back to riverside for 12 Merkins…. you got the idea…. presses, planks jacks, presses and squats… BLIMPS is only six letters so we had to repeat to get to 12 up and over the levy round trips 😉

    Now for a new and lighter rock and a ring of fire, except to 12 not 10. Three rounds of Al Gores and curls and three rounds of rocks over heads and shoulder presses.

    Back to the flag for COT.

  • We’re All Stupid

    Last night, Kenner Bruh declared his intention to fart sac at 8:40pm, so the call went out for a replacement Q for the View. At 9:06pm, YHC volunteered to take the Q, because he had a stupid idea that he wanted to try at the View. As it turns out, the men of F3NOLA are stupid who like to do stupid things. With the promise of nothing more than an unknown stupid F3 workout, the largest number of men ever came out for a beatdown on July 8, 2020 as the View hit 11 participants for the first time. On to the stupid.

    The Warm-Up

    SSH – 20

    Imperial Walkers – 21

    Arm Circles – 20

    The AOC

    Last Wednesday there were 11 large piles of trash and refuse spread across the lake shore from the flag to the Treasure Chest Casino. The distance from pile one to pile 11 was 1.1 miles. YHC planned to use the trash piles as the markers for the longest circle of pain ever at the View. YHC calls it the AOC, a series of Al Gore, Global Warming inducing exercises performed next to the rising waters of Lake Pontchartrain. It’s Stupid.

    Do you know what else is stupid? Whoever cleaned up those trash piles along the lake shore is stupid. YHC crested the levee before dawn this morning and nearly fell down in tears as his precious garbage piles were gone! Never fear, adjustments must be made. Now there will be a round of Circle of Pain every 1/10 of a mile on our run from the flag to the Treasure Chest Casino with a new exercise at each stopping point.

    Circle up for 10 merkins as the other Pax hold Al Gore

    Run 1/10 of a mile

    Circle up for 10 Catalina Wine Mixers as the other Pax hold a plank

    Run 1/10 of a mile

    Circle up for 10 Hello Dollies as the other Pax hold Al Gore

    Rinse and Repeat until the Pax arrives in front of the Treasure Chest. The rest of the exercises: burpees, Wine mixer without the merkin, smurf-jacks, merkins again, American hammers, and Nola Ryans. Can’t remember other exercise YHC called out.

    Jack’s Elevens

    The Pax is now 1.1 miles from the flag, and we need to get back by 6:15. The trip back will be 11s. Stop every 1/10 of a mile and do ascending Jack LaLannes, 1 at stop one and 11 at the flag. The Pax safely arrived with all 11 members at 6:16am. YHC humbly asks for your mercy for going over by one minute.

    The End

    Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, and Prayer

    Thank you men for doing stupid with me and for pushing each other to get better day by day. Remember to be in prayer for our sick and injured. We need these men back to push us and call us out if we have slacked off during their absence.

    Be strong and be kind today,

    Rev Sox

  • Happy Independence Day!

    Happy Independence Day!

    On July 2, 1776 the Second Continental Congress passed the Lee Resolution declaring our independence from Great Britain and King George! Down with the British! Seeing the immense significance of this declaration of independence, John Adams wrote a letter of prophecy to his wife Abigail predicting future celebrations on the 2nd of July. Adams wrote of July 2nd that on this day following generation will celebrate our freedom with Pomp and Parade…Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other.

    So to celebrate this momentous day in the fulfillment of Adams’ prophecy, the 2nd Annual F3 NOLA Independence Day race was held at Pontiff Park at 5:30am on July 2, 2020.

    13 laps around the track or 3.25 miles to glory

    1. Belloq 24:32
    2. War Eagle 25:10 PR
    3. Rev Sox 26:11
    4. Double Fudge 27:53
    5. Pai Gow 28:51
    6. Vagabond 31:04
    7. Mambi (12 laps) 29:25
    8. Tool (12 laps) 30:04
    9. Hokie Pokey (10 laps)

    Tclaps to Belloq on winning the 2nd Independence Day Race and to War Eagle on running the fastest 5k of his life.

    Ultimate Frisbee

    The Pax split into two teams for Ultimate Frisbee to celebrate Independence Day with games!

    Shirts – War Eagle, Double Fudge, Mambi, Vagabond, and Tool

    Skins – Belloq, Rev Sox, Pai Gow, Hokie Pokey, and Tool

    The shirts won a close, hard fought game by a score of 4-3.

    The End

    Close it out with Hostess Independence Day treats, Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, and Prayer

    Thanks for allowing me to lead and putting up with my stupidity,

    Happy Real Independence Day,

    Rev Sox

  • FracDay at The View

    The View (not YHC’s favorite name) is a great AO with lots of potential. YHC aimed to change things up a bit, and actually planned a beat down the night before. 4 eager men awaited the Q to begin, so with 5 of us ready, a disclaimer was given, and we moseyed to a warmup spot doing high knees, butt kicks and Carioca.
    Warmup:

    SSH IC x 31
IW IC x 15
Abe Vigodas IC x 10
GG IC x 10
AC IC x 20
PP IC x 20
MC IC x 20
MP IC x 10

    Jack Webb

    ‘merican x 1 followed by 2 air presses
’merican x 2 followed by 4 air presses
.......
’merican x 10 followed by 20 air presses

    Mosey to the bench and picnic table for Stations

    Station 1 - ‘mericans 
Station 2 - squats 
Station 3 - derkins on picnic table
Station 4 - step ups on bench
Station 5 - Run to levee, bear crawl up, 5 burpees, run back down (timer)
Rinse and Repeat
    Head to the shore to grab a rock.  

Curls x 10
Rows x 10
Elf on the shelf x 10 Right 
Elf on the shelf x 10 Left
Squat thrust OH press x 10
OH x 10
Return the rocks

    Circle up for Mary:

    Flutter kicks x 20
LBC x 20
Tin Snips x 10
Freddie Mercury x 20
Crunchy Frog x 10

    Mosey back to VSF for 1 minute plank.

    COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and closing prayer.

    Thanks for posting with me today and pushing me to be better.

    SYITG

  • The Wis

    The Wis

    Conditions

    Overcast, 63 F, Feels like 63 F, Humidity 90%, Wind 8 mph from the South

    The Thang

    27 Pax tried a new route today, crossed the Cabrini Bridge and then went over and back on the Wisner overpass.  We ended up on the back side of the track and ran laps for the 6.  Distance ended up being about 3.5 to get to the track.

    NMM

    • T-claps to the Ruckers that got started at 4 am and got in close to 8 miles – Hokie, Gideon, and Thumbwar
    • Good to see SFx this morning.  He also rucked.  Will rucking become a thing in NOLA? 
    • I like that this route involves the Wisner Bridge, but it’s a little short.  Maybe next time we do it we will add another small loop that involves the Bridge a second time. 

  • Redux of Round One

    Following the honored tradition of Amnesty for Rock City, YHC did a repeat Q (not than any of the PAX had the slightest clue, since they seem to all fartsack on Sundays and are never seen at Sweaty Bells). 

    Warm-up: SSHs 25xIC, Hill Billies 25xIC, Arm Circles 25xIC, Squat Pulses 25xIC, Windmills 25xIC, and (with a brain infarct and thus variation from Sweaty Bells) Merkins 25xIC.

    Mosey to the track for the THANG: Shoulder Presses 20xIC halos, Curls 20xIC, Squats 20xIC, Rows 20xIC, and then a mosey around the track.  Rinse and repeat, but with only 15 reps IC each time and a lap around the track in the opposite direction (lots of mumblechatter from the lemmings).  Rinse and repeat again, but with only 10 reps IC each time, and then a lap around the track in the original direction.  Finally rinse and repeat with just 5 reps IC and a final lap around the track in the opposite direction again.

    Return to rock pile for a Circle of Mary:

    • LBT x20
    • Flutter Kicks x20
    • Hello Dollies x20
    • American Hammers x20
    • Crunchy Frogs x20
    • Dying Cockroaches x20
    • Manmakers x10 OYO

    Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Intentions, and COT.  Thanks to the PAX for helping me recover by glasses after the Post.  I would have been up Schitt’s Creek without ’em, JV

  • nuR yllaW

    -Rev Sox

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead and pushing us all to continue, especially on days when we are all tired and sore.

    6:15am

    Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Intentions, and Prayer

    6:10am

    YHC leads the Pax in a series of stretches and finishes with a round of 23 flutterkicks, so War Eagle needs to lay on his back in the wet grass before the workout is over.

    6:08am

    FracSac arrives at the track to discover the Q’s original instructions and workout with the Pax for the final ten minutes.

    6:00am

    The Pax returns to the starting point after running the 3 miles of the two loops. The Pax runs 4 laps around the track to hit 4 miles for the morning.

    5:33am

    FracSac arrives at the Wally Run to find the Pax gone and out of sight. In hopes of finding the Pax, FracSac takes the route backwards in hope to find his F3 brothers mid-run and finish with the pax. Little did FracSac know, he was going in the same direction of the Pax and perfectly following the Q’s instructions only 3 minutes behind.

    5:30am

    YHC started the Wally Run promptly at 5:30am with a short disclaimer and instructions with a slight wrinkle for this morning’s run. The Pax will run the standard Wally Run route backwards. The Pax will go left instead of right at the start and go around the neighborhood hitting Woodvine first and Duplessis last in reverse of the standard loop. The Pax was off and running in less than 60 seconds.

  • Everyone Loves Jailhouse Rock, a Tribute to the King.

    Everyone Loves Jailhouse Rock, a Tribute to the King.

    In Tupelo, Mississippi, on January 8, 1935, in a two-room shotgun house in East Tupelo, then a separate municipality that some called the “roughest town in north Mississippi,” Elvis Aaron Presley was born. Times were hard in the U.S., especially in the South, when Elvis Presley entered this world. To be born poor then was not unusual. What was unusual about Elvis at his birth is that he was a twin. His twin brother, Jesse Garon, did not survive, making Elvis what is called today a “twin-less twin.”

    W/U

    • SSH x 35
    • HB x 35
    • IW x 35
    • AC x 18, Reverse x 17

    The Thang

    Don’t Be Cruel

    • Burp & Merk to 10 Merkins

    All Shook Up

    • Sit on your “throne” like Elvis and in COT style state your Hospital Name, F3 Name, & Favorite Elvis Song.   Hold until the end of the COT. (Jailhouse Rock is the clear favorite among F3 PAX. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that it was the first song mentioned).

    We Can’t’ Go on Together with Suspicious Minds

    • Lunge Indian Run from track to road, then Indian Run to NOMA

    Find your twin Jesse Garon Presley for Dora 1-2-3

    • 100 Merkins
    • 200 Squats
    • 300 LBCs

    Indian Run back to the Flag.

    Counterama, Namerama, COT.  Happy Birthday Elvis!

    Thank you for the opportunity to Lead, Thank you very much,

    Da Parish

  • First Stomp of 2020

    First Stomp of 2020

    22 men came out in the darkened gloom to kick off 2020 with the 610 Stomp. No better way to start the year than a good run with your 22 best friends.

    The Thang

    YHC started with the basic disclaimer and gave the instructions for the morning run. Run out to the Wisner Bridge. Celebrate our run to the bridge with 10 celebration burpees. Run and back and forth over the bridge until the Q calls the time. Celebrate the end of the bridge runs with 10 more celebration burpees and run back to the flag.

    Important lesson learned this morning: Don’t follow Shuffles. Shuffles will go the long way. Shuffles can run faster than you, so take the short way to arrive at the same time as Shuffles.

    The Pax followed Shuffles the long way to the bridge and completed the 10 burpees at the base of the bridge. The pax proceeded to run back and forth over the 610 until YHC rounded everyone up to do 10 more burpees at 6:05. The pax ran back to the flag for the end.

    The Conclusion

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, and one FNG. The Pax was off their game with name suggestions outside of Hawg who wanted to name the FNG something Canadian since the FNG was from Detroit. YHC went with Crazy Cat Guy. I hope he returns.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead. May we all lead and push one another throughout 2020.