9 pax heeded the call of the gloom…2 for running and 7 for rucking. We covered miles and F2 which makes Thursday all the more worthwhile, followed by Q Source.
Tag: Pai Gow
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Ouch! – from Fast Tax
Friday, March 17, 2023
Thirteen PAX heeded the Game Day call at the Uptowner.After dispensing with the disclaimer, we moseyed to the field to begin warmups.
Warmups were a sprinkle of typical Uptowner fare:
Abe Vagodas
Peter Parker
Mountain Climbers
Hairy Rockettes
Toy SoldiersSufficiently warmed, we ran to the far end zone to begin our workout with a little Captain Thor– An ab exercise done in a 1:4 ratio OYO, 1 big boy sit up to 4 American Hammers.
Next up was the Quarter Pounder.
Lined up on the goal line, PAX performs each of the steps below ending each by running backwards back to the goal line.
Sprint 25 yds and do 25 merkins,
Sprint 50 yds and do 50 BBS
Sprint 75 yds and do 75 squats
Sprint 100 yds and do 100 Mountain ClimbersDue to game time constraints, YHC called it after we consumed ¾ of the Qtr Pounder.
Battle Frisburpee time!
As YHC was reviewing the rules for the neewbies, his wife, who was running at Pontiff that morning, twisted her ankle. Thus, the remaining narrative was courtesy of Hand Grenada.Players were: Triple shift, Pai gow, Logo, War eagle, Kenner Brah, Frac sac, Boo-boo, Architect, FNG(Fozzi), Mahatma, Mambi, Hand Grenada.
Black team smoked red team 10-2, then both teams completed an Indian merkin ladder before returning to flag.
COT, count off, name o rama, naming of the FNG (Fozzi), announcements, intentions, prayer.
SYITG
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Do what ya wanna – from Charmin
All who came did according to their talents
getting up and pushing through the challenge
Kennah Brah brought a new guy
His Vices he wants to decry,
and a CPA, so we named him Off-Balance -
Without a Mention of Pi Day! – from Bolt
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb; Today’s brisk and windy gloom proved that to be true—48 degrees according to the car.
There was sprinting and stretching and most importantly there was accountability and brotherhood. As the COT disbanded, Frac mentions it is Pi Day; how’d we let that get by without weaving it into the workouts!? Enjoy ur quiche, Frac. -
He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother – from Bolt
After warmorama of the usual with groiners mixed in to liven things up, form single file line and while YHC carries sand bag to the outside track pax do two burpees then last guy in line catches and assumes the sandbag, sending me to the back. If you wanna go fast go alone; if you wanna go far, go together and together is how we support each other when we all struggle mentally.
Each pax had a turn with the bag, we ended at the rock pile to collect medium rocks and circle up on YHC where burpee timer is in the middle (x15) with Pax at different stations con roca: squats, tricep press, lunges, LBC, OH press, curls, rows, wife pleasers, merkins, reverse lunges, Penguins, SSH, plus sand bag chest press. Rudy opted to skip a song incurring a five burpee penalty for all just before Mambi was the timer; “Thanks a lot, Rudy” was his reply. Rudy actually experienced double punishment because the awful song he skipped brought an even worse song (Bolt’s playlist delivers again!) and no back to back skips—hahaha.
Mahatma, as always, offered up encouragement to keep pushing ourselves. Today’s gloom, like life, had each pax pushing himself with something different than the men around him yet it was the shared struggle that bound us together because he’s not heavy, he’s my brother.
Back to the flag grateful for F3 and the support of brothers in the gloom; welcome back (Kotter) Pillsbury and way to keep the consistency, Off Balance.
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Running Instead of Stretching – from Charmin
YHC came out expecting a stretch session decided to run a mile before the workout. Fortunately, when 5:30 came, Pai Gow was the only other HIM, so we decided to run.
Overall, it was good to push ourselves in the gloom.
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Another Limerick and a Joke – from Charmin
Rucker rucked and runners ran
But nowhere was my regional Nantan
Compared to Bolt us ruckers were slowpokes
But to make up for it, YHC told a joke
But but by the end, we were all a better manThe joke:
Two cowboys are riding through the desert and are running out of food
The first cowboy calls out because he sees a short tree with bacon hanging from it.
Delighted he starts running towards it. Before the second cowboy can react, the first cowboy is shot from out of nowhere.
The second cowboy, pauses and screams out, “That wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush!” -
Charmin Maniversary – from Charmin
Apparently today was YHC’s Maniversary; so to celebrate I have written a lymrick:
I posted in the gloom today for a ruck.
I chose this ’cause I knew running would suck
In total there were 9 runners
1 walker, and 3 ruckers
We are all thankful for F3 getting us unstuck -
Runners, Rucker, and Recoverers—Oh My – from Bolt
Cool in the gloom with a mixed bag of activity: some came to run, some came to ruck, while some came to recover. All came to improve with a dose of the daily red pill. Thanks for the camaraderie.
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10 for 8 for 3 – from Hokie
We had 10 Pax
Show up 8 year Man-iversary
For 3 workout optionsWally Sprint
Wally Stroll
Wally RuckOn the 8 year man-iversary of F3 NOLA (10.18.14) 10 Pax descended upon Pontiff to either Sprint or Stroll the track or ruck the neighborhood.
The Pax were
Ruckers:
Baloo
Boo Boo
Hokie
KennerBra
Klinger
Logo
MacGyverRunners/Sprinters:
PaiGow
PVCStroller:
Tenderloin