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  • El Diablo: the Devil is in the Upper Chest and the burpees—of course – from Bolt

    YHC finally arrived to Q toting 5 new exercises, 4 novel exercise implements, the Bolt 3M promise, 2 coupons, and 1 speaker. During the thick of it, the ever-astute Hawg picked up on the playlist theme and while I’m not 420-friendly, I’m not above culturally appropriating references of Goo Nation so I went with it. It should be duly noted Charmin was horrified and perplexed by the playlist (and secretly enjoying it, replete with his requisite guilt—of course) but I digress https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3EdFoz3pFUQxfJbvRL0WRa?si=4j7Qkg4ARpOg4CBZCB5VjQ

    The devil is in the details because the new exercises all activate the rarely trained upper chest and the hope was we would feel the fire burning as if the devil himself was being expelled from the upper two thirds of our pecs; I’ll count on the pax to weigh in.

    Warmorama: Rapper’s Delight Version (too long for this workout) complete with MNC for Frac, with penalty burpees for too much mumblechatter

    The Thang: 5 burpees while pax one moseys to pavilion with two coupons in tow Indian Run style, tag/take off, 5 burpees for all others

    Upper Chest
    (6 moves, 1 min/move, feet elevated)

    Explosive
    Pseudo Pike (hands at waist high)
    Archer (thumbs at lower chest)
    Plunge (wide grip, coupons as base)
    Diamond merk (Incline, touch pinkies at top)
    Burpees
    Pax 2&3 legs/abs and rotate at the table until each pax does the chest exercise; switch tables.
    Round 1: squats/LBC
    Round 2: reverse lunge/BBS
    Round 3: side lunge/penguin
    Round 4: squats/LBC
    Round 5: step ups/crunchy frogs

    We didn’t get to round 6 bc:
    Too much bitchin’ about how long the new exercises took to explain—they r NEW!

  • Monday counting lesson – from PVC

    Warmorama – SS, AbVagoda, and Arm circles

    Mosey to rock pile, walk rock to exercise field

    Tabata workout: 1 minute on 7 secons rest:
    BB sit up, Soldier crawl(SC), BP rock, Lunge, Squat, Lunge, Curl rock, SC, Mtn climber, SC, tricep rock, Lunge, Flutter kick, Lunge, Shoulder press rock, SC, Mexican bean jump, SC, BP rock, Lunge, Merkins, Lunge, Squat rock, SC, BB sit up

    Walk rock to rock pile, mosey to flag

    COT

  • Rocking out at The real RC – from Mahatma

    Warm Up
    SSH
    Mnt man poopers
    Side lunges rt to lft
    Frinkle Swings
    Hillbillies
    Febreeze – 2/4 4/8 6/12…….10/20
    BB then hold legs 6” air press

    Grab rocks – 2 large the rest medium

    Head to the football field – with a little encouragement from Bogey that I didn’t bring the big ass speaker to look at YHC was connected on the Rock Playlist was on.

    2 to 10 starting at the goal line
    Kong out 5 yards 2 merkins 2 double unders 2 plank jacks then alt bear crawl 5 yards do 4 each then kong out 5 yards 6 ea then flip flop 5 yds 8 ea then 5 more yards 10 ea.
    Gas pumpers waiting on the 6 then 1 minute recovery the same way starting with 10 to 2 same alternating exercises.

    Now line up at a rock: tabata 30 on 10 off each pax to move down the line switch to the next exercise.
    Chest press
    Curl
    Over head press
    Squat
    Bus driver
    TriCep
    Chest press
    Curl
    Over head press
    Squat
    One round each completed

    5 poles 3 exercises
    Side to side toss
    Over head rainbow swap
    Curls
    5 pax perform exercise 5 pax timer run the length of the field 2 burpees then flip flop
    Bernie Sanders run back 4 burpees flip flop
    Bernie Sanders run back 6 burpees flip flop
    Rtn the rocks

    Head to the flag COT

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  • Chop Dat Wood – from Mahatma

    Coming in hot…..YHC could hear Hokie give the disclaimer and direct the pax to the field for a warm up. Shamefully entering the circle of anxious pax YHC could allow his tardiness go un punished so 5 burpees for all OYO.
    Continue the……Oh no Gabby came rolling in late 5 more burpees for all OYO
    Now finish the warm up
    AbVagoda
    Imperial Walkers
    Front lung

    Mosey to the rock pile
    Line up along the running path 2-6-10
    Kong out 2 with rock – 2 merkins 2 double unders then Kong out 6 – 6 merkins and 6 double under then Kong out 10 – 10 merkins and 10 double unders

    1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 7 Burpee 1 V ups
    Run to the center 7 overhead press then continue to the other side
    7 v ups and 1 burpee
    Run to the center 7 curls then to the starting side now 6 burpee and 2 V ups
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Grap your rock head to the parking lot
    Line up left to right spread out rocks

    Circle Up for ring of merkin fire – 1 to 60 with a little encouragement to perform best possible even if modified.

    Back to rocks – 2 to 10 merkins to standing squat press.

    Return the rocks – time for Mary
    Gas pumpers
    Low plank
    Big Boy Sit Ups
    Low plank

    Head to the flag for COT

  • A last minute call to group Q – from Mahatma

    As I approached the tracks my phone rings and it’s KenahBra….”Mahatma I didn’t check until this AM and see I have the Q at RC but I’m already at the Goldmine”…….it’s 5:27! “KenahBra stay where you at, we got this.

    So it goes I approach the pax in the bullpen tell them the news give a disclaimer and notice this will be a group Q. Pillsbury looks a little nervous as we mosey the rock pile.

    Warm Up round robin
    SSH
    AbVagoda
    Peter Parkers
    Grass Grabbers
    8 count body builder (if you had to guess who chose these?)

    Grab a rock head to the tree field behind the baseball fields

    Mahatma 1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 1 Merkin 7 jump squats
    Run to the center 7 overhead press then continue to the other side
    1 jump squat 7 merkins
    Run to the center 7 curls then to the starting side now 2 merkins and 6 jump squats
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Bogey – grab your rock head to the gym
    20 squats with the rock 20 calf raises
    15
    10

    HandGranada – Stairway merkins up to the top and back down

    Pillsbury – crab walk out to the curb and back. Then arm circles, I think.

    Heisenberg – 10 Burpee 8 count body builders in cadence

    Mahatma – on the wall running man to air press

    Return the rocks – there was some Mary but memory is gone.

    Back to the flag COT

    Group effort complete

  • Creativity Gone Awry – from Fast Tax

    The Uptowner 4/01/2022 – Yes, I know it’s late…

    Notwithstanding that YHC originally listed Battle Frisburpee on the website as a description for the day’s exercise, YHC was hoping to debut (or beta test) a few new ideas. However, the Pontiff custodians threw a curve ball, given that the usual gate to the field and our COT area was locked. No matter…persevere, adapt, and overcome.

    After disclaimer being said on the jogging path, we headed North along the fence for 30ish yards and stopped for warmups consisting of:

    Bat Wings
    Manatees
    Crab Merkins Plank
    Australian Mountain Climber (upside down, vertical mountain climber performed against the fence)

    While still against the fence, and having some success trying out the Australian Mountain Climber, YHC thought it was a good time to dive into his next creation – the Crazy Indian Chicken Pecker.

    All PAX against the fence (or wall of a building) in balls to the wall (BTTW) position. While all PAX are doing Chicken Peckers (aka upside down shoulder taps i.e. Feet up on the fence/wall, hands on the ground, lift your hand and touch your opposite shoulder) the last PAX drops down from BTTW and runs to the front of the line then gets back into BTTW position and continues the Chicken Peckers. Next PAX follows and this repeats until Q says to stop or PAX begin to mutiny. It took less than a minute for signs of an impending mutiny to be evident. Time to abort. Maybe retool and reintroduce later, maybe not.

    On to the next exercise, the Triple Check: Separating into teams of three, the first PAX holds the peoples’ chair, second man in front of him in plank, third man sprints 100 yards and back, then cycle positions, rinse and repeat times two more times.

    Final exercise before the game was the Mad Mad Race.
    Keeping the teams of three, each PAX in the team chose one of the following exercises: soldier crawl, broad jump, or crab walk – no duplicates. From the line, the teams had to traverse 40ish yards, switch positions, and come back. Losing two teams had to do 15 burpees and the winning team did five. With Bolt lamenting the lack of Burpee opportunities, we all added 10 more.

    With 25 minutes left, it was time for Battle Frisburpee. As YHC hopped the fence and began to setup the cones, the remaining PAX were running to the next gate, since the usual entrance was locked. Alas, entry to the field was not meant to be…all gates were locked. Quickly picking up the cones and vaulting them and me over the fence, we made it to the baseball diamond with about 15 minutes to spare.

    Battle Frisburpee:
    Team 1 – Pillsbury, PVC, Hand Grenada, and Bolt
    Team 2 – Boo-Boo, Bogey, Scantron, and Fast Tax

    Team 2 prevailed, 4-1 (I think…could have been the other way around or I could have screwed up the teams since it’s been 8 days since we played 🙂

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG

  • War Eagle Would Have Been Proud – from Fast Tax

    El Diablo 3/23/2022 – Better late than never…

    As YHC was heading to El Diablo that fine morning, the plan was to introduce a few new routines that had bounced around my creative brain yesterday, together with some Fast Tax favorites. However, as YHC walked up to the flag and saw the 15 other PAX in attendance, that plan got tossed as YHC realized, with a little prodding from Rudy, that we have never had a 16 PAX game of Battle Frisburpee. Time for an audible…

    With disclaimers being said, we headed down the jogging path toward the rock pile pausing every 30 yards or so for warmups, consisting of:
    SSH
    Hairy Rockettes
    Swan Dives
    Crab Merkins Plank

    Once we arrived at the rock pile, and unwilling to jump right into the Battle, YHC began the day’s festivities with Fee Fi Fo Fum: PAX selected medium rocks then starting on a line with your rock, each PAX performed the following sequence OYO: Squat, double arm shotput rock, broad jump toward rock, lunge the remaining distance and repeat the sequence until Q said stop. Repeat back to the rock pile.

    Welsh Dragons were next.
    Remain in plank position the whole time. Bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and tap the BACK of each shoulder 1 time. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each time – bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of back of shoulder taps… etc. Go until you get to 10 reps each, you’ve covered 30-50 feet, or until your arms fall off – whichever comes first.

    Next event was Wall of Fire: While PAX are doing People’s chair, take turns doing 10xmerkins 10xLBCs and 3 burpees. YHC quickly realized that 16 in a circle may be a little too much to hold people’s chair 3 times around…Time for Battle Frisburpee

    Battle Frisburpee:
    After laying out the cones and a quick recap of the rules for PAX in attendance, we divvied up into teams and began to battle. YHC later realized that with 16 people, the field should have been at least 5 yards wider. Thus, the new width guideline is 15 yds for 10 or less people, 20 yards for 12 – 14, and 25 yards for 16+.

    Team 1 (Shirts): Vagabond, Hawgcycle, Rougarou, Left Coast, MacGyver, Pilsbury, Bogie, Hand Grenada
    Team 2 (Skins): Hokie, Scantron, Rudy, PVC, Gabrielle, Boo Boo, Mahatma, Fast Tax

    The battle was hard fought and close. The “last one touched” rule (strategically hit opposing team members that guard too closely) was used effectively and often by both sides. The potential of the Baller to dole out punishment (vis a vis penalty burpees when the ball hits you) was best epitomized by Hawgcycle, who was by far the most promiscuous Baller in history. Also notable was Team 1’s (and maybe Team 2 once or twice) utter lack of regard for the 3-burpee contact rule.

    However, the most noteworthy was MacGyver’s expansion of the game into a full contact sport in a way that would have made War Eagle proud.

    In the end, Team 1 could not overcome Team 2’s superior strategy and execution.
    Team 2 carried the day with a final score of 5-4.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Followed by Coffeteria and a discussion/clarification of the rules at PJs (See below).

    Rule clarification:
    1) If the Frisbee goes out of bounds in the air and then back in without touching the ground, it is still considered out of bounds and a turnover at the point it initially went out.
    2) If a PAX catches the Frisbee in the opposing team’s goalie box and is hit by the baller at the same time, THE TIE GOES TO THE FRISBEE RECEIVER.
    3) There is no interfering with the other side’s ball.

    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG

  • Best Warm Up Ever … words not heard – from Hokie

    YHC arrived at El Diablo and at 0529 gave a disclaimer including we would push ourselves but not hurt ourselves.

    We moseyed to the football field and Rudy was kind enough to get his speaker and 311 playlist.

    Today’s Tabata Style workout would have a leg portion, then shoulder portion and would close with an ab portion.

    YHC “claimed” the leg portion would serve as a warm up. Fast Tax, Boo Boo and Rudy mumbled and chattered indicating they did not agree.

    Each portion would have 7 exercises with 45 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest. We would do each portion twice through. 14 minutes per portion.

    Tabata #1 – Legs
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – Bobby Hurley’s
    – Speed Humpers
    – Low slow Squats
    – Bolt 45’s
    – Lunges
    – Bear hold
    – Scorpions (L 1st time, R 2nd)

    Tabata #2 – Shoulders
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – Apollo Creed Burpees
    – Merkins
    – Mountain Climbers
    – T Merkins
    – Shoulder Taps
    – Angle Grinder (Merkin/Knee tsp)
    – Bear crawl/crawl bear

    Tabata #3 – Abs/Core
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – LBC
    – Flutter Kicks
    – Bohemian rhapsody Freddy Mercury with 5 sec hold
    – Star toe taps
    – Big Boy Sit Ups
    – v-ups
    – Box Cutters

    I love F3 and thank you for allowing me to associate with you all.

  • Good with Coupons, Bad With Counting – from Logo

    A Foggy Morning Beatdown was enjoyed by 11 Pax in the friendly confines of Pontiff Field. We started with a warm-up of Side straddle hops, grass grabbers, Hillbilly’s, Abe Vigodas, and arm circles. Moseyed to the field with our rocks for a little “It’s all about the Benjamins workout 25 chest press, 25 walking lunges (with coupon) 25 chest press, 25 lunges back to the start, planking for the 6. 25 Curls, 25 walking lunges (with coupon), 25 curls, 25 lunges back to start, planking for the 6. 25 shoulder presses, 25 walking lunges (with coupon), 25 shoulder presses, 25 walking lunges back to start, planking for the 6. 25 kettle bell swings, 25 walking lunges (with coupon), 25 kettle bell swings, 25 walking lunges back to start, planking for the six. Then we moseyed over to the parking lot and did a farmer’s carry relay race. Unfortunately, the pax had trouble counting 1,2,1,2,1,2, so we ended up with 6 2’s and 4 1’s, so the 1’s took the race. Each pack took a relay turn farmer carrying 2 coupons the length of the parking lot and back while the remaining pax did rock work and Mary – chest press , LBC’s , Shoulder press, box cutters, curls, American hammer. Losing team was supposed to do 20 burpees, but we ran out of time, so we’ll make those up next time. Back to flag for COT.