Tag: Prodigal

  • Happy Father’s Day!!!

    Pre-Celebration

    8 PAX decided to start off Father’s Day right with a Sweaty Bells workout at 6:30 a.m. T-claps to Hokie Pokey and Yankee on going straight to the Father’s Day Race in Audubon Park right after the beatdown. Because of this, I’ve decided to change today’s workout duration from 1 hour to 45 minutes so that they would have enough time for registration and other fun stuff before the race. Douille was planning on signing up for the race, but he found out earlier that registration costs $35 per person for a 2 miler and he said “no thanks.” He didn’t want to spend $140 for his family to run around the park once when we do that for free at the Skinny and Birdcage. Thank goodness we have F3 (no need to spend that $140). At 6:32 a.m., I gave my standard disclaimer and off we went to the field right next to the River. We got a much better view of the River and also more shady because of the trees. I received a stamp of approval from Angie’s List, who seems very happy about moving to this field away from the sun. I started the day wishing every dad a Happy Father’s Day!!! Lets celebrate this special day.

    Warm-up

    Windmills x 10 IC

    SSHs x 20 IC

    Forward Arm Circles x 10 IC

    Backward Arm Circles x 10 IC

    Hill Billies x 20 IC

    Mountain Climbers x 20 IC

    1st Celebration

    Shoulder Presses x 15 IC

    Curls x 15 IC

    Thrusters x 10 OYO

    Manmakers x 3 OYO (few PAX questioning why only 3)

    Calf raises x 10 IC

    Kettle Bell Swings x 20 OYO

    In Plank Position and pull the bell from one side to another x 20 OYO

    Halo x 20 OYO

    2nd Celebration

    I previously marked the field with cones. Pax lined up on one end of the field. Carrying his own sweaty bell, each Pax did the following exercises in the following sequences without stopping.

    Started off with 15 slow merkins in cadence.

    Moseyed to the middle and performed 10 kettle bell swings OYO.

    Moseyed toward the other end of the field and performed 20 mountain climbers in cadence.

    Ran back to the middle and performed 10 manmakers OYO.

    Ran back toward the end of the field and did 20 Peter Parkers in cadence.

    Ran back to the middle and performed 15 thrusters OYO.

    Jogged toward the other end and did 15 curls in cadence.

    Jogged back to the middle and did 10 more manmakers OYO.

    Jogged to the end of field and finished with 15 chest presses in cadence.

    To sum up our 2nd celebration, Pax did 15 merkins, 20 manmakers, 10 kettle bell swings, 40 mountain climbers, 40 Peter Parkers, 15 thrusters, 30 curls, and 30 chest presses. We ran the entire time with a sweaty bell. Medulla gave us a 20 count after the workout.

    3rd Celebration

    11’s – We started off with 10 leg raises with or without the bell on one end and did 1 merkin on the other end of the field. But every time we passed through the middle of the field, we did 11 kettle bell swings. Next round would be 9 leg raises… then 2 merkins. You get the idea… about half way in the workout – mumble chatter from couple PAX saying that’s a lot of kettle bell swings. I looked at my watch, and I agreed by quickly modifying the swings with 5 reps instead of 11. With that being said, I had to call off the celebration shortly after because we were about to run out of time. T-claps to 86 and Medulla being the only ones finishing the entire 11’s.

    4th Celebration

    Round of Mary

    American Hammer with the bell x 15 IC

    Flutterkicks with the bell x 20 IC

    LBCs with the bell x 15 IC

    COT & More Celebration at Coffeeteria

    No FNGs. Announcements and intentions. We are always grateful and thankful to be able to spend Father’s Day with our F3 brothers. Medulla and I went to CCs for some coffee after the beatdown. We ran into a well-dressed Woop at CCs before his Sunday mass service. And guess who showed up just for coffee but not for the beatdown????….. Gabrielle. What a great way to start off our Father’s Day. Thank You again for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • Birthday Kettlebell Extravaganza

    warm muggy morning in the fly. six people joined me on my 46th birthday.

    started out with light warm up leg stretches and windmills.

    then 4 rounds of the following:

    round 1

    kettlebell windmills 6 ea side

    goblet squats x23

    rows 46 ea side

    bear crawl over the hill and back

    round 2

    kb swing x46

    chest press 46 ea side

    figure 8 9 ea direction

    lunge walked over hill

    round 3

    merkin with kb in one hand 9 ea side

    side lunge 23 ea side

    thrusters 9 ea side

    walked over hill with kb held in one hand over head

    round 4

    renagade rows 9 ea side

    deadlifts x46

    plank pass 9 ea side

    farmers carry around the hill with 4 sets of 5 burpees

    next ring of fire 9 right shoulder presses as group planked then reversed and did 9 left shoulder presses as group planked

    ring of fire again 9 right wood choppers as group al gored it up then reversed 9 left wood choppers with more al gore.

    farmers carry around the hill with 4 sets of sit up to kb presses

    23 flutter kicks then farmers carry over the hill then 23 more flutter kicks over head carry back over the hill

    9 (2 as 1) kb russian twists farmers carry over the hill then 9 more russian twists

    then 2 rounds of 23 curls and 23 merkins

    2 more farmers carry laps around the hill

    46 count mission impossible

    started making up stuff toward the end thinking it was a 45 minute workout, so my apologizes for the off the cuff ending.

    count off, name-o-rama, and prayer

    thank you for letting me lead and joining me on my 46th birthday

    86

  • Relay Race – 8.5 Teams Got Stronger Today

    17 PAX managed to meet up on a humid, sunny Wednesday morning. Summer is coming since the Knight King was handled by a teenager. PAX will miss the cool, dry air for the next 6 months. Welcome back – PaceCar from F3 Houston and Hand Grenade from San Antonio. At 6:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off went the PAX.

    Warm-ups

    Short mosey to the Band Stand and did the following in cadence:

    SSHs x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Grass Grabber x 10

    Self Love x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    MC x 20

    PAX did BLIMPS down the Oak Alley. Stopped at each light post and did the following:

    5 Burpees

    10 Lunges (2 is 1)

    15 Imperial Walkers (2 is 1)

    20 Merkins

    25 Plank Jacks

    30 Squats

    Got back on the running track of Audubon Park and ran to the front of Audubon Zoo where the PAX normally do DORA.

    Relay Race

    Partnered up. YHC stressed this is a team race. While one PAX was resting and waiting in front of the Zoo, the other PAX was sprinting to the first light post, did 3 Hand-Release Burpees (Hurpees), and sprint back. Tag his partner and flap jack where the 2nd PAX ran to the same first post and did 3 hurpees. This is the sequence of the Relay Race:

    to the first light post with 3 hurpees

    to the 2nd light post with 30 LBCs

    to the 3rd light post with 3 hurpees

    to the 4th light post with 30 shoulder taps (2 is 1)

    to the first light post with 2 hurpees

    to the 2nd light post with 20 LBCs

    to the 3rd light post with 2 hurpees

    to the 4th light post with 20 shoulder taps (2 is 1)

    to the first light post with 1 hurpees

    to the 2nd light post with 10 LBCs

    to the 3rd light post with 1 hurpees

    to the 4th light post with 10 shoulder taps (2 is 1)

    YHC stressed to each PAX to give it all on their sprint because each will get a chance to rest in between and there will be a prize for the first, second, and third place teams – more burpees 🙂 T-claps to Bartman & King Kong, G-Spot & Yankee, and Tinkles & 86 for finishing 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, respectively.

    Round of Mary with the help of the PAX

    King Kong – Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Yankee – O Dolly

    PaceCar – Monkey Humpers x 25 IC

    Quarter Pipe – Willie Wrecker x 15 IC (Willie Wrecker is BACK!!!)

    G-Spot – Real Freddy x 20 IC

    Moseyed back to the flag at 6:15 a.m.

    COT

    Count-O-Rama 17 PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. I am always grateful to be able to workout with the PAX. SYITG

    King Kong

    PaceCar needs to take a better pic.
  • Call to the Post

    Growing up in the Bluegrass state, the first Saturday in May was always a holy day of obligation for YHC. Now in New Orleans with Jazzfest, my faith has evolved. But today the PAX indulged YHC in some Kentucky Derby minutiae.

    WARM UP – Slow mosey to WWI Memorial and Oval (the paddock) – and circle up.

    • Windmills IC x 20  
    • SSH IC x 25 (There are 25 3 year olds in the Derby this year)
    • Imperial Walkers IC x 25
    • Turfgrabbers IC x 10
    • More stretching

    Then slow mosey on the track to the fork in the path to Prytania St. From there around the track down to Magazine is 10 furlongs, or 1.25 miles – the length of the Derby. Thoroughbreds run that distance in the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. PAX self-divided into 3 groups based on speed.  The steady group left first, while two speedier groups did freddy mercury for one minute. Second group left after one minute while the last group did LBCs for one minute.  Then last group took off. Despite a solid AYG showing from the PAX, the event was decidedly less exciting then the Derby.
    Reconvened at Magazine St.  LBCs and Planks until all the PAX arrived.

    THANG#2 Mosey toward the parking area near the flag for The Triple Crown. PAX pair up, while one exercises, the other makes a loop around the parking lot.

    • 75 (1875 first year of the Derby)  Burpees
    • 91 lunges (2 is 1) (91-1 are the the longest odds of a Derby Winner – Donerail in 1913)
    • 150 Muhammad Ali s, the Louisville Legend (aka, floyd mayweathers) (150,000 of your closest friends attend the Derby every year)

    YHC modified the Muhammad Alis as time was running out. Quick mosey to the Flag, Counterama, Name-o-rama, Announcements and Intentions.