15 somber Pax showed up for a cold beat-down after witnessing an egregious no-call that sent the hometown team packing. Quarter Pipe summed it nicely upon arrival by yelling “we were robbed”. But after a quick disclaimer we moved forward (we must)…on to the light posts for the warm-up:
High Knees to the 1st light post then 3 burpees
Butt Kicks to the 2nd light post then 3 burpees
Leg Kicks (damn you Zuerlein) to the 3rd then 3 burpees
Bear crawls to the last with 3 burpees
Then a quick circle-up before taking to the track:
20 SSH, 20 MC, 20 HB & 20 PJ
Quick run to the rows breaking up in four groups: Rows, 12 Burpees as the count, merkins & squats with group one on the rows getting crop dusted by G-spot sending a few crawling off for air. After all groups rotated, back to the track for an Indian run.
Stopping by a light post – 10 burpees w/three merkins each for 30 total
Back to track with a hands up indian run to the fountain benches:
Cutting back through the course and over the bridge for one last Indian run back to the light posts. With two minutes to spare a round of bear crawls & crab walks over a couple acorns then back to the flag.
Name-o-rama, announcements (South Shore Ivan Victory) & prayer with MLK’s quote: “Life’s most persistent and urgent question is: ‘What are you doing for others?’”
Jackie Robinson once said, “A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives”. Today, 42 men showed up in the soggy gloom to face the Mountain. Today, we caught a glimpse of the incredible impact F3 has had on a growing number of lives as we set yet another AO record for attendance.
“Life is not a spectator sport. If you’re going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion you’re wasting your life.”
No spectators here – we jumped right into the thing after the disclaimer and an awe-inspiring cartwheel demonstration by Crop Duster.
Brief mosey to Tulane’s front yard for an oval warmup
Side Straddle Hop x 25
Imperial Walker Squats x 20
Arm Circles Forward/Back x 15
Mosey to top of the Mountain via the stairs
11’s comprised of Leg Raises and Burpees
LBC’s OYO to wait for the 6
Merkins x 10
Mosey down the Mountain to Touchdown Jesus via stairs
Pax formed groups of 3
Pax 1 executed Squats AMRAP style at one end while Pax 2 held a Plank at the opposite end of the lawn. Pax 3 ran to tap out Pax 2 and take his spot so that he could then take Pax 1’s position doing Squats. Continued this rotation allowing each Pax to complete Squats, then Jumping Lunges, followed by Monkey Humpers. This is tough to explain in writing, but much tapping occurred and all were jolly.
DIZZY BEAR! – Traditional Bear Crawl that leads into a Reverse Bear Crawl upon Q yelling, “DIZZY BEAR!”
Merkins x 10
Dying Cockroach x 20
“This ain’t fun. But you watch me, I’ll get it done.”
It sure ain’t always fun, but it’s worth it.
I’ll leave y’all with one last Jackie Robinson quote as I think it ties even more directly into what we’re doing than the previous ones, “F3 is great.”
Lobsta (FNG), Grimace (FNG), Pops (F3 Cleveland), Monty (F3 Cleveland), Sesame Street (F3 Naperville), Crop Duster (F3 Naperville and visiting cartwheel extraordinaire), Gabrielle, Willie, King Kong, Medulla, Peppa, Douille, Saban, Sandbar, Brown Bag, Chiquita, Two Yutes, Fracsac, Bad Moon, Chowda, Jingle Vader, G-Spot, Bartman, Piranha, Landing Strip, Mariah, Reluctant Yankee, Flaming Lips, Giligan, Wash n’ Fold, Cavalier, Bones, Quincy, False Start, Cowbell, Angie’s List, Quarter Pipe, Tinkles, 86, Nine Lives
27 PAX with 1 FNG managed to meet up on a windy, cool Wednesday morning. This is YHC’s first Q in 2019. Happy New Year!!! At 5:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off went the PAX.
Warm-ups
Short mosey to the Fountain of Youth and did the following in cadence:
SSHs x 20
Windmills x10
Overhead Claps x 10
Seal Claps x 10
Slow Low Squats x 10
Picked a partner. Each team grabbed one coupon and jogged to the field in front of Audubon Zoo while holding the coupon overhead. Handed off the coupon to the partner if necessary so that he could do the same thing.
Partner Workout
Magically again, bunch of cones (dividing the field in halves) were set up in the middle of the field.
Part 1 – Starting in the middle of the field, each PAX ran toward his baseline marked with cones (about 10 – 15 yards) and performed 2 burpee jacks (which is a burpee followed by a SSH) and ran back to the middle and performed 15 patty cake merkins with his partner, rinse and repeat with 10 reps, rinse and repeat with 5 reps.
Part 2 – Starting in the middle of the field, each PAX ran toward his baseline with 2 burpee jacks and back to the middle and performed 15 synchronize big boy sit ups. Rinse and repeat with 10 and 5 reps.
Part 3 – Starting in the middle of the field, each PAX started off by running toward his baseline with 2 burpee jacks and back to the middle and performed 80 Thrusters as a team. While one PAX was thrustering (made up verb), the other PAX was in Al Gore squat position. Every time a PAX had to hand off the coupon to the other PAX and flap jack the exercise, each had to run to his baseline and performed 2 burpee jacks and ran back to the middle before the other PAX could do the thrusters. Rinse and repeat until 80 thrusters were completed by the team.
Part 4 – Starting in the middle of the field, each PAX started off by running toward his baseline with 2 burpee jacks and back to the middle and each team performed 200 Curls for the ladies (not girls). One PAX was doing the curls while the other one was in the reverse plank position. Every time a PAX had to hand off the coupon to the other PAX and flap jack the exercise, each had to run to his baseline and performed 2 burpee jacks and ran back to the middle before the other PAX could do the curls. Rinse and repeat until 200 curls were done by the team.
Part 5 – Same layout as Part 3 and 4 except the team had to complete 40 manmakers (burpees with lifting the block overhead at the end) While one PAX was manmaking (loving these made up verbs), the other PAX was in low plank position.
When finished, moseyed back with coupon overhead to the Fountain of Youth. Placed the coupons back to their beloved home behind the fountain.
2 Minutes of Mary
Flutterkicks x 20 IC
Dying Cockroach x 20 IC
Moseyed back to the flag right at 6:15 a.m.
COT Count-O-Rama 27PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions. 1 FNG (Smalls). Smalls is a reference from an early 90’s movie Sandlot, which is about a group of young kids playing baseball. FNG’s real name is Ryan Mattingly. More importantly, he’s opposite of being small. “You are killing me Smalls!” I assume that’s similar to how Shorty got his F3 name. Our thoughts and prayers for one of King Kong’s 2.0’s upcoming allergy test-hoping for great results without any major reaction. We pray for a Saints victory over the Eagles on Playoffs Sunday.
Our thoughts and prayers for Mathlete and his family. RIP Terabyte. Really a sad day to hear of an F3 brother passing away this morning. Mathlete – We pray for mental and physical strength to you, your family, and friends. No one can ever prepare you for losing a family member. Only family and close friends and time can slowly heal the wounds. The response and prayers in Mumblechatter sum up why I’m glad to be part of F3. When we see one of our brothers in a bad place, we offer our help, if we can. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure and honor to workout with the PAX. SYITG
I feel one of the core foundations of F3 is based in this mindset;”Challenge to Change”! If you read nothing more, I want to encourage you to step up and sign up to Q a work out with the mindset of at least 1 per month!
Due the “long” drive from Metry and a blocked road, the Q rolled in hot….dropping keys walking into the circle to give a disclaimer; essentially work out at your own risk! The “push yourself but don’t hurt yourself notation was given BUT with the following thought….don’t sell yourself short on working hard just because something is uncomfortable.
Q had pax break up into 2 groups – Mosey to the levee. Crossing the tracks into the muck the F3 mindset of “embracing the suck” was thrown out.
Circle Up for warm up: All in Cadence
SSH x 16
Toe touch down 3 count up rep count
Side lung x 16
Windmill x 16
1st Initiative x 2
5 squat jumps
Sprint up the levee
Walk down the otherside
5 Switch Leg Jump Lunges
Sprint up the levee
Repeat
45 sec plank
2nd Initiative x 2
5 Merkins with double climber (both feet to chest)
Sprint up the levee
Walk down the other side
Repeat 5 Merkin/Double climber
Sprint up the levee
Walk-down
Repeat
45 Sec Plank
3rd Initiative – 6 – 1 to
Start with 1 Burpee
Bearcrawl Up the levee
On top of the levee 5 PlankJacks
Run Down Backside
5 Shoulder Press
Quadrafilla (run backwards up the levee)
On top of the levee 5 PlankJacks
Run Down Frontside
Repeat starting with 2 Burpees, 3 Burpees, 4, then 5
4th Initiative – Partner Up x 4 (each Pax flip flops activity)
Partner plank taps x 5
Pax 1 holds feet of Pax 2 who wheelbarrows up the levee
Both Pax completes 3 Jump Squats
Run down the levee
Repeat until both have wheelbarrows up 2 times
5th Initiative – Accountability EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute)
Q set the timer 5 running minutes
5 Decline Merkins
Run up and over levee
5 Prisoner opposite leg up downs
Run up and over levee
Any time remaining on the minute is rest – Start again 2nd minute
Q stopped the Pax at 4 minutes as we only had 5 minutes to return
Q formed Pax into 2 columns (“lines” per Mariah) for an Indian run back to the flag.
30 secs and few Pax behind – 3 Purpees then down to a plank hold until the 6 arrived.
Count off – Name O – Announcements – Intentions
Prayer – Take nothing for granted – give thanks as well as give service to others. Open your heart to giving and receiving forgiveness.
Challenge yourself to lead – sign up to Q – if you need help there are plenty among your F3 brothers who would eagerly provide support and recommendations.
Thank you Yankee for staying to help put the Pax name list together.
On top of the levee 5 PlankJacks
Run Down Frontside
Repeat starting with 2 Burpees, 3 Burpees, 4, then 5
Seeing that I never Q’ed Wolfpack Mountan…ever! I decided to start 2019 a little differently. In fact, I have never Q’ed any uptown AO since the 2014 beginning of F3 or my second beginning in Sept. 2016. That’s an entirely different story for another time. Anyway, T-Claps to Yankee’s text reminding me of my date with destiny.
WARMUP
With 32 Pax strong, “we don’t need no stinking warmup.” I give a protracted disclaimer and we start with 10 burpees with much groaning and mumbling. After ignoring the uptown mumblechatter, I follow up with 9 burpees for a total of 19 for 2019. After we finish the warmup, we run to the base of the mountain.
THE THANG
We partner up and PAX 1 proceeds to run up the mountain backwards while PAX 2 does 5 burpees and sprints to catch up with PAX 1 and tags to switch until we get to Floor 4. From there, we take the steps to the top (skip 1-2 steps to make it harder)
We circle up for a little modified ‘Suck’. 2 minutes of SSH, Merkins and Jump Squats with a 1 minute cool down x 2. I had a little hiccup with my timer and only did a follow up 1 minute suck.
PAX 1 bear crawls about 40 yds while PAX 2 does Red Sun Supermans. After that cycle, PAX 1 does walking lunges while PAX 2 does wife pleasers.
6 MOM – 30 LBC, 20 Dying Cockroaches, 20 Hello Dolly and 20 Flutter Kicks x IC
With time running out, we proceed to do 25 Red Bull Smurf Jacks and 10 Merkins all IC. I’m hoping to get to 50 Red Bull Smurf Jacks one day but I digress. With 5 minutes left, we had back to the Virtual Flag
COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, COT
With 32 strong, I was very honored by the showing and greatly appreciated the Uptown Pax accepting the leadership of a Lakeview foreigner. We welcomed two (2) doctors that Nip Tuck EHed and I hope that Quincy M.D. and Bonez make it back. Grateful for my brotherhood of F3 and prayers for God’s peace for those dealing with illnesses and the supernatural grace to lead well. May God bless your influence in 2019!
With the PAX carrying an obvious naughty designation from Kris Kringle himself, we proceeded to find our first of three lumps of coal at the corner of CalhounSt. and St.Charles Ave. The PAX broke into 3 groups and did the exercises listed below. The groups rotated through each station, and the Burpee group had the count.
Burpees – 20 (count)
Lunges
LBCs
The PAX moseyed from there to the big mountain, where we gathered into 3 lines, and did an Indian run to level 4 where our second lump of coal was waiting. Each line was assigned the following exercises, the burpee group had the count, and the groups rotated through each station.
Burpees – 20 (count)
Low Slow Squats
American Hammers
Once complete, the PAX formed 3 lines again and completed an Indian run to the top of the mountain where lump of coal number three was discovered. The following exercises where completed in the same fashion as previous stations. Santa gave the winey PAX a break with only 15 burpees.
Burpees – 15 (count)
Al Gores
Flutter kicks
The PAX went down to the benches via the stairwell where we did the following:
Incline Merkins – 20
Right and Left leg step ups – 15 each
The PAX moseyed back to the flag for some brief stretching before announcements, name-o-Rama, and a prayer. We welcomed one FNG, Tom Patrias, who is now referred to as Mudbug!
I took the Q this am bc I have been dying to try some Rarajipari after Hawgcycle told me about playing it in City Park for the 610 Stomp.
We showed up for a hot 68 degree AM in the gloom. We had a FNG – (CHIHUAHUA) named after the province in Mexico that is home of the Tarahumara people who invented this game. He was wearing a Bulldawg shirt so clearly this is a man of great taste and pedigree. Thanks to Brown Bag for EH’ing him!
We gave the disclaimer and headed directly to Wolfpack Mtn. I picked up a bucket of balls on the way.
At the base of WPM SSH x 20 IC, Dying Roach x 20, Imperial Walker Squats x 20, and Mtn Climbers x 20
Partnered up – got a ball and started to play RARAJIPARI on our way up the MTN. At each end of the garage we did 10 merks. Congrats to the winners Sandbar and Saban who won the race up the MTN.
At the top of the MTN. We circled up for Peter Parkers x 20, Flutters x 20, Parker Peters x 20 and Hip Dips each side x 10 each.
Then we got a new partner and went down the garage with 5 squat jumps at each side. This in hindsight was probably a bad exercise choice. – Most of the PAX did their jumps with their back to the balls still rolling down the MTN. A couple of near missed ankle injuries – as far as I know – no injuires occured.
Congrats to Mariah and Peppa for winnning the race down. It certainly helped that their ball plummeted over the edge to the bottom floor from 6 stories up.
At the base – we put the balls in the bucket and ran to the benches. At the benches we did x 20 shoulder taps x 20 power ups left and right, and x 20 dips.
We sealed the deal with x 15 low country crab in cadence.
Then we hustled back to the FLAG. If you got to the FLAG before the 6 each PAX knocked out a BLIMP or as far as he could get.
Announcements: Tree sale at HNJ tonight!, Lycee is having a Christmas Market Saturday
Thanks for letting me Q – I’m looking forward to a Flaming Lips beatdown next Friday!
It was cold morning so after dodging a bus on magazine st, we warmed up with twenty ones at the zoo, dips and LBCs. And we went on a leisurely mosey down to the river for some more twenty ones of mericans and real Freddie Mercury’s. The fearless Q bit the dust during some brad jumps and we ran out of time before the planned grand finale. We finished up with a hustle back to home plate. Pax were Seaman, King Kong, Mariah, Slick, Angie’s List, landing strip, medula, El wire, 86, po boy, Gabrielle, Chiquita, jingle Vader, Bart Man, Peppa, Saban, g-spot.
This morning we pushed ourselves for a long lap around Audubon and The Fly – almost 3.5 miles. Nice work, men.
We started out with some warmups in place:
20 x SSH
10 seconds of left-leg-over-right followed by 10 of right-over-left
10 x windmills
We then did single line Indian Run to the benches in the front of the park for some more exercises:
20 x step ups per leg
20 x power ups per leg
We then jogged 3 x running men and sprinted 1 x running men until we got to the pull up bars. We split up into four groups for the following:
Group 1: 15 seconds of flexed hang from the pull up bars (this was the count)
Group 2: high plank
Group 3: mission impossible plank
Group 4: pickle pounders
We then double line Indian ran across Magazine Street and into The Fly. We stopped a few times for sets of 5 x burpees then circled up opposite the fields outside Children’s Hospital for one more round of exercise/Mary:
Ring of fire building up to 5 x merkins
10 x LBCs
10 x LBTs
That got us to about 0611, so we moseyed on back to the flag, arriving just in time. A solid 3.37 miles was completed by all PAX – a great start to Thanksgiving week. We crossed paths with the imminently well mannered Tulane Army ROTC a few times this morning. Had me wondering how interactions will go with them following this weekend’s Tulane-Navy game…
After a week of on the rode for work – 2 Texas workouts (The Woodlands and Katy) I was ready to hit the Mountain running!
26 men showed up ( one out of town guest Pipeline from Charlotte) to what has become a legend in NOLA area AO status – Wolf Pack Mountain! After a quick disclaimer we moseyed towards the campus. As we entered the grounds of the area between the buildings and circled up, Triple Shift commented – we’re going to wake up some students! Oh how their lives would change if they decided to make the commitment to roll out the rack for a regular 5:30 beatdown…..but we’ve all been there – some in the PAX aren’t long from leaving a dorm room!
Warm Up – all 4 count
SSH x 26
Grass Grabbers x 15
Parker Peters x 15
Shoulder Taps x 15
Push Ups x 10
Count off 1 – 4 repeat – FracSac time warped to COT “5” – but we reeled him –
Mosey to garage – group 1 & 4 and 2 & 3 squared up on opposite sides of the stairs – PAX from the groups then paired up to complete a DORA
100 alternating merkins
200 jump squats
300 shoulder presses
PAX 1 from each group climbed the stairs to 3rd floor then ran down the ramp while PAX 2 started the DORA – swapping efforts until completed.
Then
Groups 4&2 and 1&3 lined up for a “Working” Indian run up to the top of WPM – Once to the front of the line – PAX would call out an exercise for the line to complete x 3 – all men stopped completed then started the run – both lines kept good pace finishing strong at the top.
Dilemma QIC had additional work with only 6 minutes to go – do we turn and had back or push forward?
We stayed in groups – splitting the upper parking area in 2 – PAX from each of the combined groups paired up.
Sprint to the wall on opposite ends of the parking lot – perform 5 Merkins then run back to the middle PAX 1 does 3 Burpees PAX 2 8 LBC
Run back to the opposite end perform 4 Merkins now back to the center where PAX swapped effort above – REPEAT this 3, 2, 1.
NOW back to the flag – QIC was still convinced that the PAX had more to give so we started to run down but bailed at 4th floor to the stairs – quick pace back to the flag!
All said we were only about 5 minutes over – SOLID work!
COT – Name O Rama – Announcements – Intentions
Holding each other accountable – Giving thanks to God and not taking anything for granted – accepting challenges while leading through character – OPEN our hearts to forgiving!
God Bless – It’s a privilege to have the opportunity to lead!
