F3 New Orleans

Tag: Squints

  • Celebrating with Mayhem Merkins – from Rudy

    Lovely 65 degree morning at the lakefront. A far cry from last week’s 40 degree gale force winds. 10 PAX to celebrate Mayhem’s birthday. YHC received a few texts suggesting that I use the Mayhem Merkin in the workout. Fear not, that was definitely included in the plan.

    5:30am sharp – a quick sing-a-long for Mayhem, then across the street for a warm up. Despite the warm temp, Squints refused to part with his NYY sweatshirt, celebrating opening day.

    Thing 1: Route 66, with Mayhem Merkins.

    YHC caused confusion by incorrectly calling it 11s. That’s what I had planned – until he arrived and saw how lovely the waters of Okwata were. Fortunately, people quickly figured out what was up. Frac played the roll of Triple Shift by critiquing my form as I demonstrated the MM. Jesus Juice seemed quite confused as to how it was a 10 count exercise. No amount of counting it could quite solve his issues. Thumb War managed to convince a few people to go Shoulder-Tap-Hip-Slap rather than the approved technique. Mayhem and High Rise led the way, while YHC brought up the rear.

    Thing 2: 3/27. YHC has a thing for numbers. Today: 3/27. 27 is 3 cubed. 3*3*3 = 27.

    Run the H8 loop. At each corner, do 3 burpees. Counting the starting and finishing point, that yields 9 stops. 3 burpees each. 27 burpees.

    Thing 3: The PAX utterly failed when given a choice between a) Repeating 3/27 2 more times (total of 81 burpees) or b) What YHC had up his sleeve. Confusion reigned, and voter fraud was widely reported. So YHC chose plan B.

    Top of the levee for a bear crawl indian run to the House of Pain. Then pair up for 5 stations: Pull-ups (or hangs), Big Bois, Dips, Sweat Angels – and the timer: run over the levee for 3 burpees and back.

    Bongo talked for the entire 15 minutes – something about how he received an email from a Nigerian prince and was now traveling to go collect his money.

    COT – Great to see Floaties out again. Becoming quite a regular already! Okwata never fails to disappoint, so many possibilities out there. And getting to watch the sunrise over the lake for a few minutes afterwards – offers YHC a chance to reflect on life and how to follow the example of these great men and “be better”.

  • The Levee Will Keep You Warm – from Fracsac

    Pinewood rallied the Pax the night before and encouraged a strong showing at Okwata. 8 Pax heeded the call including YHC.
    Upon a quick check of the Q sheet at 0528 YHC noticed it was still empty, and by 0529 Okwata had a Q.

    Conditions: 35 degrees and dry with a cold NE wind bringing the feel like temps into the 20s.

    Brief disclaimer with a mosey to Canal for the warmup.

    The thang:

    11s up and over the levee in the bike lane on Canal. Hand release merkins on one side and burpees on the other, always stopping at the top for 5 x SSH.

    Thanks for coming out and keeping Okwata going!

  • Finish It! The Worst Version of 11’s – from Squints

    Mosey Around the Fountain to Warmups
    • Abe Vigodas x 10
    • Grass Grabbers x 10
    • Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 10
    • Arm Circles (Forward & Reverse) x 11 each
    • Shoulder Taps x 10
    • Peter Parkers x 10

    Mosey Near the Lake for Thang 1 (2 Rounds)
    • Right Leg Step-Ups x 10
    • Left Leg Step-Ups x 10
    • Gas Pumpers x 10
    • Monkey Humpers x 10

    Thang 2: Route 66
    • Merkins

    Mosey to the Levee for the “Worst Version of 11’s”
    Exercises:
    • Bottom of Levee: Donkey Kicks
    • Top of Levee: Burpees
    Movements:
    • Bear Crawl to the Bottom
    • Bernie Sanders to the Top

    Mosey Back to the Flag for Circle of Trust (COT)

  • Mothership 2024-11-02 – from Catfish

    Conditions – Warm-ish & Humid, just like a November morning in Southeast Louisiana should be
    The Thang:
    Started with a mosey to the peristyle for a warmup:
    Abe Vigodas x 10in cadence
    Grass Grabbers x 10 in cadence
    SSH x 30 in cadence
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 in cadence
    Mountain Climbers x20 in cadence
    8-counts x 10 in cadence
    Moseyed over to the bench area for:
    Alternating leg step ups x 20 in cadence (8-count)
    Derkins x 20 in cadence
    Bulgarians (right leg up) in cadence x 20
    Irkins x 20 in cadence
    Bulgarians (left leg up) in cadence x 20
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    SSH x 20 in cadence to keep the heart rate up
    Moseyed to the grass for a burpee suicide. PAX started with 5 burpees, ran to 1st tree, then 5 burpees, then to 2nd tree, etc. until the 4th tree, then 5 burpees to conclude.
    Got on sixes for:
    Flutter kicks x 20 in cadence
    LBTs x 20 in cadence
    Leg lifts x 20 in cadence
    Bear crawled along the sidewalk to the parking lot, circled up for Shoulder Taps x20 (in cadence), then did a truncated round of Jack Webbs where we did 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and then 10 merkins, with a corresponding set of double the number of air presses. Then SSH x 20 in cadence to keep the heart rate up.
    Moseyed over to the corner by the sculpture garden for:
    Rocky Balboas x 20 in cadence
    Burpees x 10 in cadence
    Moseyed over to the back of the museum, grabbed a people’s chair and did 20 air presses (in cadence), then 20 bonnie blairs (in cadence), then back to a people’s chair for 20 seal claps (in cadence).
    Started making our way back the way we came, grabbed some rocks at from the rock stash and went over to the grass for:
    Shoulder press x 20 in cadence
    Rows x 20 in cadence
    Dropped to the grass to do another Jack Webb set w/ 15 merkins and 30 air presses, then back on the rock for curls x 10 in cadence. Then a set of 8-counts (x 10 in cadence), and then dropped the rocks off.
    Moseyed over to the parking lot and lined up. Did a dead sprint to the other end with 5 burpees at the end. Then from there did a dead sprint to the far end and back with 10 burpees at the end.
    Back to the flag for COT.

  • Okwataween – from Squints

    Mosey to the Fountain

    Warmup

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    Side-Straddle Hops (SSH) – 15 reps
    •
    Abe Vigodas – 10 reps
    •
    Arm Circles Forward – 10 reps
    •
    Arm Circles Reverse – 10 reps
    •
    Seal Claps – 10 reps
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    Side Steps Across the Lawn
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    Peter Parkers – 10 reps
    •
    Shoulder Taps – 10 reps

    Thang 1: House of Pain

    Mosey to the House of Pain, then 3 rounds of:

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    Pull-Ups – 30 seconds
    •
    Dips – 30 seconds
    •
    Derkin Push-Ups – 30 seconds

    Thang 2: Slam Ball Timer

    Mosey back to the Fountain. One Pax member takes the Slam Ball up the levee (5 slams at the top) while the other Pax perform:

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    American Hammers
    •
    8-Count Body Builders

    Thang 3: Core & Leg Burnout

    Three rounds, 30 seconds each of:

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    WW3 Sit-Ups with Slam Ball
    •
    Jump Squats
    •
    Monkey Humpers

    Mosey back to the Flag for COT

  • The Windy H8! – just a little practice – from Mayhem

    55F – 62% RH – 52F feels like temp
    15-20mph wind gusts on the lake

    I typed a nice long BB yesterday morning. It was awesome. It is ashamed it didn’t post and you missed out. I cannot bring myself to pen such a beautifully written message again. Therefore you only get the basics…

    Chilly. Windy. 4 PAX.
    6 rounds of H8! followed by 6 minutes of Mary.

    COT
    Count
    Name
    Announcements
    Intentions

    SYITG… 10/19 @Mothership, 10/24 @Okwata, 10/26 @MistyMountain

  • H8!ing the Wind – from Mayhem

    55F feels like 50F
    65%RH
    Wind gusting at 15mph coming out of New Orleans East (felt like 30mph on the water)

    @Pinewood is bringing back the H8! 10/24 so YHC felt like we should get a little practice in before the main event.

    After two PAX relocated from the wrong parking lot, we got our total count all the way up to 4. Once again, pre-blasting may have reduced the count for a few. Or maybe it was the wintery weather. 2 of 4 PAX had to choose between stride repeats at Pontiff as part of OMR training and this beatdown.

    At 5:30 and 5 seconds, @Pinewood was itching to mosey. I don’t think it was so much that he wanted to start running figure eights as it was that he was cold even though he had on a nice thick sweatshirt and some wintery looking snow gloves. The first cold is always colder.

    Mosey to the foot of canal. Normal warm-up stuff.
    WINDYmills, concrete grabbers, mountain climbers, crab cakes, tie fightersx2

    Time for the fun. @Pinewood and @Squints have practiced the H8! before, but it was @Architecht’s first time. After giving him the rundown, he asked one quick question followed by “Ok. I got it. You don’t need to keep explaining. Mr. Rogers isn’t here.”

    Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point with the wind gusting in your face. At the starting point you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 6 (burpee with 6 merkins, burpee with 5 merkins, …..burpee with 1 merkin)

    At the end of the 2nd lap the burp and merk pyramid starts at 5, etc.
    The goal is to complete 6 laps in 30 minutes because this is ONLY PRACTICE. Each loop is approximately 0.4 miles. Therefore, to conquer the Practice H8! you will have to do the following in 30 minutes:
    • Run almost 2.5 Miles of Hills
    • 415 Yards of Bear Crawls
    • 21 Burpees
    • 56 Merkins

    A couple of PAX finished in under 30 minutes. One PAX couldn’t help himself (or didn’t pay attention) and started the burp and merk pyramid at 8 instead of 6. I don’t want to name names, but it wasn’t YHC, @Architect or @Squints. He is 20 years old. He is a student at UNO. He led Q-Source this morning. But, I don’t want to name the PAX that didn’t follow directions. That is rude.

    After practice, we took a mosey along the lake. Enjoyed the waves crashing in. Found a dry spot for 6 minutes of Mary and called it at 6:15.

    Count. Name.
    Announcements (10/19 Re-enactment, 10/24 H8!, 10/26 Convergence).
    Intentions.

    Everyone was a winner for coming out and braving the chilly windy morning.
    You verses You. Just show up and push yourself.

    SYITG

  • The Early Bird Gets Dirty – from Fracsac

    Disclaimer given then off to the warmup pad.

    Mosey to JPAS for:

    DirtyMacDeuce

    After each lap, one pax rolls the die and leads the exercise before next round. One rolled wild card, which YHC put in his pocket.

    Mini Dora 123 – 30 burpees, 60 Big Bois, 90 squats

    Wild Card comes out-Sunday Morning x 3

    Back to the flag for Catalina Wine Mixers x 10

    COT

    NMM

    YHC didn’t know he had the Q until he woke up and saw the text. It all worked out, it always does

    Glad to see the Early Bird continue to thrive!

    SYITG

  • Another Q for Sale – from Fracsac

    12 pax, including 1 DR that goes by the name Fuzzy, gathered at the Mothership to maintain their journey to live right.
    Disclaimer than mosey to the great lawn for a warmup.
    We tossed the frisbee and did some stuff.

    Broke out the big deck of cards. 4 pax called out for an exercise based on the suit.

    At about the midpoint of the beatdown YHC brought back “The Q is for sale!”
    5 burpee buy in, then roll the die to lead that exercise IC. From that point do as you like, the Q is yours. Only rule is it can’t be bought back and forth.
    Everyone kept to the cards for the most part afree purchase of the Q. Any mistake or upset of rules led to burpees. We did a lot of burpees.

    Time up, back to the flag

    COT

    – you know there were a lot of burpees when Catfish asked how many we did so far somewhere in the beat down
    – coffeteria enjoyed by many with the runners and many others that either fartsacked, were on IR, or just took the day off. Regardless, fellowship falls within F3, so come on out even if you don’t workout

  • Rock N Roll Jeopardy – from Squints

    I’m not going to call it a complete disaster. I should have brought a speaker, and the PAX should have known the songs. Next time…

    Warmup:

    Mosey over to the Parking Lot
    Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 20
    Slow Abe Vigodas x 11
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Side Steps to the Light Pole
    Imperial Walkers x 10
    Hillbillies x 10
    High Knees to the Light Pole
    Arm Circles (Forward) x 10
    Arm Circles (Reverse) x 10
    Overhead Claps x 10

    Sprint Back to the Light Pole:

    Peter Parkers x 10
    Shoulder Taps x 10

    Mosey to the JPac:

    Rock N Roll Jeopardy:
    Know the song, run and touch the garage door for the buzzer, guess the song, pick who does the next round with the slam ball.

    Main Workout: (30-second sets, 4 rounds)

    Round 1: WW3 Sit-Ups, Rows, Around the World, Curls
    Round 2: Burpees w/Block, Squats w/Block, Big Boy Sit-Ups w/Block, Dips
    Round 3: Merkins swapping arms on block

    COT:

    Countarama
    Namarama
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer