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Tag: The Fly

  • Rain Rain go away! We want to Route 66 today!

    Raining cats and dogs as YHC pulled up to the AO at the Fly.  Would the PAX show???  Lucky for me Willie and Kong texted that they were on their way.  My trip out into the great, wet, gloomy gloom would not be for naught!  Here they are with Jingle Vader sprinkled in for good luck.  Let’s get this party started.  Disclaimer and off we go.

    Mosey to Shelter for Warm Up:

    • Toy Soldiers
    • Self-Love
    • Windmills
    • Jane Fonda’s
    • Open Gates
    • Close Gates

    Thing 1

    Stay in Shelter for

    • RL Step Ups with KB X11
    • Dips with KB X11
    • LL Step Ups with KB X11
    • Dips with KB X11

    Thing 2

    Time to get wet!

    Mosey to First Light for Route 66

    Starting at First Light  

    Manmaker’s – Merkin followed by right arm and left arm renegade rows with KB. Jump feet in then bring the weights up to shoulders while squatting. When coming out the squat shoulder press at the top.

    Start with 1 rep and walk/run to next light add a rep at each light up to 11 for a total of 66 manmaker’s.

    Thing 3

    Mosey back to Shelter and Circle up for:

    • Single Arm Switch Swings OYO 40 seconds
    • Tick Tock Lunge L OYO 40 seconds
    • Tick Tock Lunge R OYO 40 seconds
    • American Swing OYO 40 seconds
    • Rocky Balboas OYO 40 seconds
    • Squat to Press R OYO 40 seconds
    • Squat to Press L OYO 40 seconds

    Stay in circle for some Core/Arm work:

    • Skull crushers w/wife pleasers on upstroke IC X20
    • Flutter Kicks with Bell IC X20
    • Finish with Curls IC with Left Knee Raised then Right Knee Raised

    Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Whoa there little buddy…margaritas must wait!

    First sweaty bells of 2020, how many PAX would show to ring (bells) in the new year???  YHC was happy to see Pop-a-Lock locked and loaded to get his bells on when he pulled up.  Soon we were joined by Squeal and Jingle Vader.  Let’s get started!  Introduction and disclaimer, welcome to 2020 PAX oh wait is that Willie coming in hot???? More on that later.  Off we go.

    Stay in place and circle up for:

    Warm Up

    • Halos 10 Left then 10 Right
    • Windmills IC X15
    • Self-Love IC X20
    • Line Up on Soccer Field for Toy Soldiers until Q yells halt then Open Gates till Q yells halt and then Close Gates till Q yells halt.  Mosey back to bells.

    Circle Up for Iso and Combo Bell Exercises:

    • Lunge + Press IC X20 (Down/Up)
    • Rocy Balboas IC X20
    • Curl + Press + Tri-Extension
    • Rocky Balboas IC X15
    • Chest Press in Boat Position IC X20
    • Rocky Balboas IC 15
    • Skull Crushers in Boat Position IC X20
    • Rocky Balboas IC X15
    • Rows IC X20 L then R
    • Rocky Balboas IC X15
    • Switch KB Swings IC X20

    Mosey to bottom of hill for:

    11’s starting with Body Builders with Press then over the mountain alternating suitcase walk to Deadlift to Squat on other side.

    Mosey to Flag for…. Whoa there little Willie!  Bring that Bell back. Close that trunk.  We’re not done.  As Pop-a-Lock astutely noted, Willie you must wait for that margarita at Superior Grill for Saints pre-game.  We got one more thing to do!

    Circle up for Mary:

    • V-Sit Up with Russian Twist IC X10

    Now we are done!  Who Dat!  Oops too soon.

    Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Nice work King Kong for pulling a classic Gabby and showing up for Sweaty Coffee!

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • The Day After the Tigers Defeated the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa – LSU 46 Alabama 41

    JV, Yankee, 86, Douille, and Mudbug joined YHC on a beautiful Sunday morning, the day after the Tigers defeated the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa.

    Fun Fact on the Tigers scoring 46 points on Bama

    1 – Most allowed by Alabama in Saban Era.

    2 – Most scored by LSU against Alabama in series history.

    I hope you are reading this War Eagle. “FORTY” six points!!! You’re welcome.

    The PAX circled up by one of the sideline of the soccer field and did the following warm-ups in cadence: self love x 10, windmills x 10, hill billies x 20, SSH x 20. The PAX then ran a lap around the soccer field and ended with more warm ups with the kettle bells: figure 8 between the legs x 10 in each direction OYO, halo x 10 in each direction OYO, shoulder presses x 10 IC, slow low squats x 10 IC.

    Round 1

    1. Each PAX did 100 kettle bell swings, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    2. 100 chest presses, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    3. 100 American Hammers, then ran a lap around the soccer field.

    The catch is whenever the PAX has to stop within the 100 reps for rest, he must runs from one end of the soccer field to the other side and back before continuing with his reps.

    Round 2

    1. 100 air squats, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    2. 100 curls, then ran a lap around the field.
    3. 100 hello dolly, then ran a lap around the field.

    Same as round 1 about the run if the PAX has to stop within the 100 reps.

    Mary

    86 led with some V-ups and Douille led with modified Russian Twists

    COT – always an honor and grateful to lead. Thank You for pushing me on a regular basis.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • Darkness bells

    A dark and cool AM. 56 degrees.

    Willie arrived after I started to worry about being alone for the Sweaty Bells.

    Willie and I moseyed over to the soccer field for a 2 man deal.

    Then Jingle and Kong arrived so we were 4.

    Started with warmups: Halos, Figure 8, Bus Driver, Round the waist, Hot Potato

    The THANG: I envisioned a 10-15-20-15-10 cycle for the following exercises. However time kept us to a 10-15-10 cycle.

    Exercises in order: 1/2 burpee to row, KB overhead press, Tricep press, Kb Swings, Rows L/R, Curls, Reverse Lunge, Lateral Pulls/Drag.

    After that cycle we ran a lap around the soccer field. Then repeat for 15 reps then finished with 10 reps.

    That took all of our time – I had some Mary planned but we had to skip it.

    Some chill time with the boys and bells. Who are all these sketchy people at the FLY in the gloom? Strange folks.

    Thanks for letting me Q. It is always a blast.

  • Ant Hills, Ant Hills Everywhere! Red (Ant) Alert! Hide your kids! Hide your dogs! Hide your ankles?

    So YHC showed up bright eyed and bushy tailed at the Fly in the gloomy, gloom (when is daylight savings time ending again?) wondering if it was going to be a Beatdown of 1.  Lots of PAX out for Fall Break (is that really a thing???). 

    I was pleasantly surprised to see Sweaty Bells stalwart, Douille waiting with bated breath.  Soon Jingle Vader pulled up and the group was complete!  Let’s get this party started…but wait a PSA from our resident pest control engineer, Douille.  Apparently while coaching his 2.0’s soccer game on Saturday at the Fly, Douille noticed an unusual abundance of ant hills dotting our AO.  An invasion of pesky critters taking over our workout location, who do they think they are?  What to do???  Knowing the ruggedness and fleet of footness of the PAX, YHC knew we could overcome any obstacle including these minute munchers.  Onward and upward to:   

    Warm Up on Soccer Fields:

    • Toy Soldiers
    • Windmills
    • Alternating Open Gates
    • Reach arounds IC X 10 each way
    • Self-Love

    Thing 1

    Mosey to Base of Hill for Three Rounds of 10’s:

    • Squat to Upright Row X10 Over the Hill
    • Single Arm Kettlebell Swings 5 each arm (10 total) Over the Hill
    • Back Lunge to Row X10 each Leg  Over the Hill
    • Mountain Climbers X20 (10 each leg) Over the Hill

    Thing 2

    Circle up for:

    • Curl with Alternating Leg lift X20
    • Curl with Right Knee Raised IC X10
    • Curl with Left Knee Raised IC X10
    • Tricep Extension with Alternating Knee lift X20
    • Tricep Extension with Right Knee Raised IC X10
    • Tricep Extension with Left Knee Raised IC X10

    Thing 3

    Mosey to Shelter for:

    • RL Step Ups with KB X10
    • LL Step Ups with KB X10
    • Dips with KB X10

    Thing 4

    Mosey back to Soccer Fields for:

    Kettle Bell Webb IC X7 Rounds

    Stay in circle for some Core work:

    • Skull crushers w/wife pleasers on upstroke
    • Flutter Kicks with Bell
    • Russian Twists with Bell

    We are done!  Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Saints Outlast Cowboys on SNF Thanks to Sweaty Bells – Final 12-10

    YHC woke up early with excitement because 1.) YHC hasn’t Q’ed a Sweaty Bells workout for awhile and 2.) YHC was ready to tailgate and make his way to the Superdome. YHC would have never guessed that the Saints would win on SNF with just 4 field goals, which total to 12 points. Turned out 12 was a significant number for the day. At 6:30 a.m., YHC gave his standard disclaimer and headed toward the middle of the soccer field.

    Warm Ups

    Arm Circles x 10 IC, Grass Grabbers x 10 IC, SSHs x 20 IC, Hill Billies x 20 IC, Swinging the kettle bells between the legs in figure 8 x 5 in each direction, Halo with the bells 5 times clockwise and 5 times counterclockwise.

    Dirty MacDeuce (12)

    Definition of Dirty MacDeuce – 4 sets of 3 exercises done to 12 4-count reps. Each set has one chest exercise, one leg exercise and one core exercise. After each set of three exercises, you run a lap of a track or whatever else is handy (which would be the soccer field)

    With a little modifying since we were using the kettle bells for our exercises…. and we also did Indian run around the field for our last lap.

    1st Set – 12 curls IC, 12 big boy sit-ups OYO, 12 low slow squats IC.

    2nd Set – 12 thrusters OYO, 12 flutterkicks IC, 12 lunges OYO.

    3rd Set – 12 kettle bell swings OYO, 12 hello dollies IC, 12 genuflects IC

    4th Set – 12 Rows on each side OYO, 12 American Hammers IC, 12 right and left leg step ups IC at the benches on the sideline of the soccer field.

    There are a lot 12’s in there. Some voodoo must be happening at the Fly this morning predicting the outcome of Saints final score. 4 sets x 3 exercises = 12 exercises or 4 fgs x 3 points = 12 points. I’m trying to not freak out here. Maybe I should Q a Dirty MacThirty next time so that the Saints will score 30 points.

    After Dirty MacDeuce, we did 12 (why not) dips IC before our final part of the beatdown.

    11’s (not 10’s)

    Definition of 11s – An exercise in which you start with 1 rep of one exercise and 10 reps of another exercise, then add one additional rep to the first exercise and subtract one rep from the second. The sum must always add up to 11. So our exercises were to start off with 10 thrusters on one end of the soccer field and 1 merkin on the other side. I guess I was going to predict the Cowboys score here, but I gave them too much credit and overshot the prediction by one.

    Final Score – Saints 12 Cowboys 10.

    What a great day for the Saints fans. But more importantly, what a great way to start a beautiful day with the PAX. Keep pushing each other to be mentally and physically stronger. We finished the workout with some stretches, announcements, and intentions. 4 of the 5 PAX were able to attend coffeeteria afterwards. Once again, thanks for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • What’s your function…

    7 #HIM showed up at the Fly on an unusually nice, Summer Sunday morning for a Sweaty Bells workout.  YHC has been thinking a lot about functional fitness lately.  How can we bring more functional fitness to the PAX?  Well, the Kettle Bells provide a unique opportunity.  I’m thinking Farmer’s Carry…but first:

    Circle up for Warm-Up

    • Alternating Open Gates (Jingle Vader opened his own gates to Hell on this one!) IC X20
    • Halos Around Head switching right to left till Q yells halt
    • Halos Around Body switching right to left till Q yells halt
    • Imperial Walkers IC X20
    • Self-Love IC X20

    Here it is. First Round of Farmer’s Carry up and over the Hill for 3 minutes alternating holding kettle bell in right and left hands

    Next Mosey to First Cone on soccer field for Four Corners

    • Bear Crawl to Second Cone moving your Kettle Bell in Right Hand
      • At Second Cone, Squat to Right Hand Press X10 IC then Squat to Left Hand Press X10 IC
      • Crab Crawl to Third Cone moving your Kettle Bell in Right Hand
      • At Third Cone, Sumo Squat to upright row X20 IC
      • Bear Crawl to Fourth Cone moving your Kettle Bell in Left Hand
      • At Fourth Cone, Alternate Reverse Lunges with Opposite Shoulder Reaches X10 each leg IC
      • Crab Crawl to First Cone moving your Kettle Bell in Left Hand
      • At First Cone, Alternating Front Lunges with OH Press.  X10 Each leg IC

    Back to Hill for second round of Farmer’s Carry up and over the Hill for 3 minutes alternating holding kettle bell in right and left hands

    Next, circle up at soccer field for:

    • Curl to Press to Tricep Extension IC X20
    • Ballistic Rows X10 (2 is 1)
    • High Planks with Row R then L X10 each side IC
    • Hip Bridge with Press Right then Left X 12 each side IC
    • Russian Twists X20 IC holding Kettle Bell

    Back to Hill for third round of Farmer’s Carry up and over the Hill for 3 minutes alternating holding kettle bell in right and left hands

    Time’s up and we are at the top of the mole hill.  Let’s circle up here for CoT.  Count-off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions, and Prayer.

    I think the PAX enjoyed the Farmer’s Carry.  Maybe next time they have to carry something heavy it will be a little easier!

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Jane Fonda would be rolling in her…..

    In light of a new, one-day special AO (thanks Family Picnic!) at the Fly on a bright, muggy Saturday morning, YHC decided to bring some newish warm-up exercises to the table.  What would the PAX think?  We shall soon see…

    Mosey to soccer field for Warm-Up:

    Line up in straight line

    • March with following exercises
      • Alternating Open Gates till Q yells halt
      • Alternating Close Gates till Q yells halt
      • Kim Jong Uns till Q yells halt
      • Butt-Kicks till Q yells halt
      • High Knees till Q yells halt

    Just to keep it interesting, YHC challenged the PAX to all start at the same time and to all stop immediately when YHC yelled halt!  Penalty for non-compliance, 5 burpees!  Nice work PAX for making it through almost all exercises, thanks Rudy, with only one penalty of 5 burpees.  Definitely got the PAX focused for the really fun warm-ups.  Circle up for:

    • Hillibillie’s IC X20
    • Self Love IC X20

    Now to what I’m gonna call Double-Barrel Jane Fonda warmups!

    • Side Leg Raises (the original Jane Fonda’s) Right Leg IC X 20
    • Side Leg Raises Left Leg IC X20

    T-claps to Jingle Vader for literally getting his foot past his head on this one.  Does he even have an IT Band?  Watch those eyes PAX.  Some things can’t be unseen.

    Now for the coup de grace, what I’m officially calling Jane Fonda’s 2.0.  Basically, this is a standing side reach with foot going out while arm goes to other side.  You needed to be there for this one:

    • Jane Fonda’s 2.0 IC X20

    Much mumblechatter on this exercise including comments about leg warmers and leotards among other things.  Needless to say, will be including this for future beatdowns if for nothing else than the witty banter that ensues…

    On to the first Thang:

    Conveyor Belt

    PAX line up on one side of coned, soccer field and count off into 4 teams of 4-5 PAX.  Line up in columns by team at one end of soccer field.  At YHC’s command start bear crawling in column to first cone and perform appointed exercise.  Bear crawl forward to next station, guy at front runs to back of column (thus conveyor belt). Continue to final cone at other end of soccer field.

    • Cone 1 – 20 Monkey Humpers
    • Cone 2 – 20 Alternating Shoulder Taps (2 is 1)
    • Cone 3 – 20 Lunges (2 is 1)
    • Cone 4 – 20 Wide Merkins

    Once all teams got to other end of soccer field, YHC decided to add a return trip back to the other side/beginning.  But to keep it interesting, winning team (first to get to other side), gets to pick exercise to perform at the end for their team.  The other “losing” teams have to perform the other exercise.

    Winner’s choice is 75 LBC’s or 25 Burpees.  I’ll let the reader figure out which exercise the winners chose.

    Mosey to shelter on river for Thang #2:

    Route 66

    At first lamp by shelter on river let’s do Route 66 – Start with Inch Worm to 1 merkin, 1 Plank Jack to Pop Jack and Inch Worm up then run two lamps.  Add 1 merkin and 1 plank jack to the inch worm-merkin-plank jack-pop jack-inch worm sequence at each second lamp up to 11 merkins and 11 plank jacks by end.  As some of the PAX finished sooner, sweep the six going reverse down the ladder.  Plenty of merkins and plank jacks for the PAX on this one.

    Next mosey to Playground by baseball fields for:

    • Stepover Left Leg IC X10
    • Stepover Right Leg IC X 10

    Many comments on the stepover as it was deceivingly difficult.  Again assorted mumblechatter on this one including something about business development for Walleye?  Hmmmm…..

    • Incline Merkins IC X15
    • Dips IC X15
    • Decline Merkins IC X15

    Triceps/Chest were really burned after this.

    Mosey back to hill for:

    Round of Vogue aka “Strike a pose” static positions:

    • Mission Impossible  
    • Static Squat
    • Iron Cross

    Hold all for 1 minute each.  ISI challenge D3 done!

    Finish with Mary

    • Flutter Kicks IC X20
    • Penguins IC X20

    Count-off, name-o-rama (1 FNG who was named Lost and Found due to losing his key and finding it during the beatdown), announcements, intentions and prayer.

    T’claps to Reluctant Yankee for coordinating coffee and Douille for picking up.  T’claps to PAX who stayed and helped load, unload and setup for the Family Picnic.  It ended up a tremendous event with great turnout.  Many thanks to all who helped and gave of their time, talent, treasure.  This is what F3 is about, Faith, Fellowship and FAMILY!

    As always, thanks for letting me lead!

  • The Day After F3 Picnic

    My family and I had a blast at the F3 Picnic on the previous day. Many M’s and 2.0’s were there. The picnic was a success thanks to all the donations and the set-up and take-down crew. T-claps to all the PAX who were involved organizing this wonderful event. Needless to say, I ate quite a bit and definitely wanted to work off all the food and drinks that I had indulged. Therefore, I was looking forward to the Sweaty Bells workout next day. I arrived 15 minutes early to set up cones on the soccer field. At 6:30 a.m., 5 strong PAX showed up with their kettle bells. I gave my disclaimer and moseyed to the middle of the soccer field.

    Warm-ups

    Circled up in the middle of the soccer field and did the following in cadence

    SSHs x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Forward / Backward Arm Circles x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    Self-Love x 10

    The PAX then did the following warm-up exercises with the kettle bells: kettle bell swings x 10 OYO, curls x 10 IC, thrusters x 15 OYO, manmakers x 5 OYO, chest presses x 10 IC, shoulder presses x 10 IC, halo with curls x 10 OYO (5 in each direction), rows x 10 OYO on each side.

    The Thang

    Pax left the kettle bells in the middle of the soccer field then lined up on one end of the field. Pax did the following exercises in the following sequences without stopping.

    Performed 10 slow merkins IC.

    Moseyed back to the middle to the kettle bells and performed 20 kettle bell swings OYO.

    Moseyed toward the other end of the soccer field and performed 10 right leg genuflects IC.

    Ran back to the middle and performed 20 curls IC.

    Ran back toward the original end of the field and did 20 mountain climbers IC.

    Ran back to the middle and performed 15 thrusters OYO.

    Jogged toward the other end and did 10 left leg genuflects IC.

    Jogged back to the middle and muscled up 10 manmakers OYO.

    Jogged to the original end of the field and did 20 Peter Parker’s IC.

    Moseyed back to the middle and did 20 chest presses IC.

    Moseyed toward the other end and did 15 lunges IC (2 = 1).

    Moseyed back to the middle and did 20 shoulder presses IC.

    Ran to the original end and did 20 Parker Peter’s IC.

    Ran back toward the middle and muscled up 20 halo with curls OYO (10 on each direction).

    Ran to the other end and did 20 low slow squats IC.

    Jogged back to the middle and did 20 rows OYO (10 on each side).

    Then moseyed back to the original end of the field.

    Round of Mary

    Douille gave us the quickest 20 seconds count. The PAX bear-crawled to the middle of the field to the kettle bells and did the following MARY exercises with the help of the PAX:

    King Kong – flutter kicks x 15 IC (with kettle bells)

    Douille – American Hammer x 15 IC (with kettle bells)

    Medulla – Penguins x 15 IC

    Mudbug – LBCs x 20 IC

    Jingle Vader – Hello Dolly x 20 IC (with kettle bells)

    Stretches

    Starting from the middle of the field, each PAX did “open gates” all the way to one end of the field. This “open gates” stretch is one of Gabrielle’s favorite. Please ask him for proper form next time you see him. The PAX did the march stretch all the way back to the middle of the field. The PAX then did few shoulders stretches and finished with the superman stretching the shoulders and back.

    COT

    Ended the day with Count O Rama, Name O Rama, announcements and intentions. No FNGs. We prayed for all the mentioned and silent intentions and also safe travels. I am very grateful to be able to lead the workout. Always an honor to workout with my F3 brothers. SYITG.

    King Kong

    Gabrielle was not there at the beatdown, but he somehow made it to F2 coffeeteria.