F3 New Orleans

Tag: War Eagle

  • Toilet Paper Recall – from Disclaimer

    21 pax showed up for a Charmin/Disclaimer Que

    Charmin led us out to the football field for a warm-up that included:
    SSH x 21
    Monkey Humpers x 15
    Mountain Man Poopers x 10-15 based on vive
    Hillbillies x 10-15 same as MMP’s
    Hairy Rockettes x 10

    Disclaimer took us over to the play ground and instructed everyone to get in groups of three (we had 7 groups).

    25 mins total time of work (stay together as a team….every complete the work)
    -800 meter run
    -25 pull-ups
    -50 merkins
    -75 air squats

    The goal was two complete at least two rounds.

    We had a bunch of people finished two rounds (good sign for the murph coming up!)

    After that we ran in over to the rock pile.

    -Shoulder press, bicep curls, tricep extensions overhead
    15,15,15 hold your rock until the group finishes

    5 burpees

    Repeat same exercises 12 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    10 ROCK on swings

    Repeat same exercises 9 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    5 burpee rock ground to overhead press (I looks and feels like it sounds!)

    Indian run ( which was more of an Indian sprint back to the flag)

  • El Diablo: the Devil is in the Upper Chest and the burpees—of course – from Bolt

    YHC finally arrived to Q toting 5 new exercises, 4 novel exercise implements, the Bolt 3M promise, 2 coupons, and 1 speaker. During the thick of it, the ever-astute Hawg picked up on the playlist theme and while I’m not 420-friendly, I’m not above culturally appropriating references of Goo Nation so I went with it. It should be duly noted Charmin was horrified and perplexed by the playlist (and secretly enjoying it, replete with his requisite guilt—of course) but I digress https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3EdFoz3pFUQxfJbvRL0WRa?si=4j7Qkg4ARpOg4CBZCB5VjQ

    The devil is in the details because the new exercises all activate the rarely trained upper chest and the hope was we would feel the fire burning as if the devil himself was being expelled from the upper two thirds of our pecs; I’ll count on the pax to weigh in.

    Warmorama: Rapper’s Delight Version (too long for this workout) complete with MNC for Frac, with penalty burpees for too much mumblechatter

    The Thang: 5 burpees while pax one moseys to pavilion with two coupons in tow Indian Run style, tag/take off, 5 burpees for all others

    Upper Chest
    (6 moves, 1 min/move, feet elevated)

    Explosive
    Pseudo Pike (hands at waist high)
    Archer (thumbs at lower chest)
    Plunge (wide grip, coupons as base)
    Diamond merk (Incline, touch pinkies at top)
    Burpees
    Pax 2&3 legs/abs and rotate at the table until each pax does the chest exercise; switch tables.
    Round 1: squats/LBC
    Round 2: reverse lunge/BBS
    Round 3: side lunge/penguin
    Round 4: squats/LBC
    Round 5: step ups/crunchy frogs

    We didn’t get to round 6 bc:
    Too much bitchin’ about how long the new exercises took to explain—they r NEW!

  • Co-Q: Silver Hair & Bama Boi – from Vagabond

    Vagabond recruited War Eagle to share the Q at T – 12 hours and picked him up to make sure he’d show

    Entire beat down on great lawn

    Typical warmup routine 10 mins

    3 Man Tag Team (runner was timer)
    -end field: burpees Pax 1
    -bear crawl zone/run Pax 2
    -end field: prisoner kneel Pax 3
    -run/bear crawl zone

    Merkin suicides x10 palm trees

    Pax Choice 100 of something
    -100 sit-ups
    -100 shoulder taps

    Ring of Fire
    -Al Gore
    -Bonnie Blair

    Bear crawl tag – 3 rounds (I think)

    10 burpees + 10 8Counts

    COT

  • OG Black Jack 21 – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Black Jack 21
    21 reps of 21 exercises

    Saddle up with rock

    Stairs
    -dips
    -burpees
    -calf raises

    Levee
    -derkins
    -prisoner kneel
    -upward flutter kick 2is1

    Wall
    -donkey kicks
    -imperial squat walkers (4ct)
    -plank ups

    Central Square
    -alternating toe taps 2is1
    -lunges 2is1
    -sit-ups

    Top of Ramp
    -plank jacks 2is1 (4 count)
    -Bobby Hurley
    -box cutters 1is1

    Middle Square
    -step ups
    -bob & weave
    -v ups

    Top of levee
    -shoulder tap 2is1
    -low slow squat with weight
    -on back alternating toe taps 2is1

    River side
    -thrusters
    -side squat with weight
    -American hammers

    Extra:
    -Plank up and moseying

    COT

  • The Mental Battle – from Hokie

    Thank you Bogey
    Boo Boo
    Hokie
    Mahatma
    Pillsbury
    PVC
    Rougarou
    Tenderloin
    Triple
    War Eagle

    For joining me as we focus on The Mental Battle

    Another year is upon us and in the tradition of F3, another March Mental Battle Month!

    SSH x 18 – LA ranked 18th Highest Prevalence of Mental Illness 2021

    Imperial Walkers x 22 – vets/day who lose the mental battle – 22 veterans commit suicide EVERY DAY.

    Burpees x 10 – Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America.

    After warmup, partner up.

    Each set will have stats about mental health and workplace mental health. The workout will be in the form of a Dora 123. As you are working with a partner (No OYO), each stat is doubled. After all three sets are complete, if you have time repeat sets until time is up.

    Round 1 – bear crawl timer

    50,000,000 adult Americans experienced mental illness in 2021

    56% of employees spend time looking for another job.

    27,000,000 Americans with mental illness are unable to receive treatment.

    100 Lunges each leg (2 is 1)
    112 Hand Release Merkins
    54 Low Slow Squats

    Round 2 – Run backwards across field timer

    60% of employees do not feel their management helps them to deal with stress.

    33% of employees can’t afford their healthcare costs.

    80% of employees reported feeling emotionally drained by their work.

    120 Big Boy Sit ups
    66 Stars each leg (2 is 1)
    160 burpees

    Round 3 As a group

    65% of employees find it hard to concentrate at work due the environment at work.

    Over 60% of youth with mental illness do not receive treatment.

    Over 60% of employees feel they don’t get paid enough to save for an emergency fund.

    130 LBCs
    120 Box Cutters
    120 Flutters

    I hope you have someone to share among the Pax your mental battles or those of people around you,. This is honestly more important than the workout.

    Again, please reach out for help if you need help.

    If you or someone you know needs immediate help, please reach out to 800-273-8255.

    Till next time.

  • It Was A Painful Morning – from Fast Tax

    Saturday, March 5, 2022
    It had been almost a year since YHC Q’d Mothership so I was rather looking forward to it…at least Friday evening. After a long night entertaining the relatives and drinking waaayyyy too much wine, I finally hit the bed sometime around 1 or 2am. Needless to say, when the alarm went off at 6:00, I knew it was going to be a very painful morning. Nevertheless, Tax Credit and I managed to get there just in time.

    After disclaimer was given, 8 Pax moseyed to the parking lot for some warmups consisting of SSH, Abe Vigodas, Nancy Kerrigans, and Hairy Rockettes. YHC’s inability to do the left side of the Nancy Kerrigans did not escape the attention/commentary of those in attendance…

    Unwilling to jump right into the highly anticipated main event, YHC kicked things off with 50 ish yards of Welsh Dragons.
    Welsh Dragons: While remaining in plank position, PAX bear crawls forward 5 yds, does 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and tap the BACK of each shoulder 1 time. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each 5 yds – bear crawl forward 5 yds, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of back of shoulder taps… etc. We continued until we got to 10 reps each (I think), holding plank for rest of PAX to finish.

    Next bit of fun was the Indian Crab Walk Snake with a crabby wife pleaser twist at the end.
    Indian Crab Walk Snake: While lined up on your six doing LBCs, the guy in the back crabwalks to the front, weaving in and out of the PAX as he makes his way to the front where he performs two crabby wife pleaser merkins. As each PAX makes it to the front, the guy in back starts, at least in theory…It seems this proved too difficult b/c when YHC got to the front and looked back, there were at least three crabs heading his way.

    With time to spare, YHC thought Indian Rabbit Hop , sure, why not…
    Indian Rabbit Hop: PAX lines up, face down in plank position, all facing left with 2-3 feet between PAX. Last man broad-jumps over the planking PAX to the head of the line, Indian Run style. We continued cycling through until Q said stop.
    After retrieving his balls and cones, and dishing out a few penalty burpees, we headed to the Great Lawn for BATTLE FRISBURPEE.
    After a quick recap of the rules for PAX in attendance, we divvied up into teams and began to battle.

    Team 1 (black shirts): Almonaster, Tax Credit, Willie, War Eagle
    Team 2 (non-black shirts): Boo-Boo, Fast Tax, King-Kong, Mahatma

    The battle was hard fought and close…ish. Several PAX took advantage of the “last one touched” rule to strategically hit members of the opposing team that guarded too closely (mostly YHC), forcing them to stop and do 3 burpees. Almonaster learned (repeatedly) that you can be hit by the Baller even if you aren’t holding the Frisbee. Meanwhile, more than once, War Eagle’s demonstration of full-contact Frisburpee in a prior game was revisited on him and his teammates.

    Even though YHC’s referee skills maintained a fair and level playing field, Team 2’s victory was decisive with a final score of 6 to 2.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Breakfast at Café Navarre followed for most.

    Thanks for the fellowship!
    SYITG

  • Dirty MacDiablo – from Rudy

    Weather: 70 and humid. Feels more like early summer than winter, which we were in just a few short days ago (and apparently will be in again within a few days). 9 PAX gathered around a giant piece of wood (thanks to Scantron), while we awaited the tiny piece of wood that is now the namesake of the Wednesday workout. with 30 seconds to spare, Fast Tax appears carefully carrying the bat (carefully to ensure we don’t accidentally break it by dropping it).

    So 10 PAX head out of the gate towards the rocks. As YHC nearly breaks his ankle stumbling over a tree route – he remembers the Disclaimer. Quick stop for a disclaimer and a reminder to watch your step. Then back to the rocks, perhaps a bit more carefully than a moment ago.

    Quick warmup with some very slow stretching, which seemed to put Vagabond to sleep. So lets get to the thang. Grab a rock, feel free to go heavier as we won’t be running with it (once we get to the football field). As expected, Rougarou did not go any heavier than normal.

    At the field, circle up for the Dirt McDeuce: 4 sets. Each set is 3 exercises followed by a lap. Most of the exercises (arm/core/leg) will be in cadence, and often it will be 12 count. But YHC was clear that he would be modifying as desired. Overhead, BBSU, Squats, Lap. Curls, FK, Lunge, Lap. Rows, Twists, Monkey Humpers, Lap. Chest, LBT, Calf Raises, Lap. YHC had the distinct pleasure of feeling War Eagles soft and delicate tushy during the Monkey Humper stage. Pillsbury looked on in sheer terror, wondering just what he’s gotten himself into.

    Last thing: groups of 3 (while Hokie chose to just lay on the soft grass and stare at the sky): PAX1 takes a rock 50 yards down and starts Chest Press. PAX2 starts rowing. PAX3 sprints to PAX1. And so it repeats. One pax running, one chest pressing, one rowing. Got about 8 mins of this. Then it was time to return our babies and head back to the flag.

    COT: announcements and intentions. In particular, YHC is asking for peace, serenity and healing for in-laws while they navigate a recurrence of CLL. ANd also asking for empathy for he and his M as we together try to help her parents through a very difficult time. Thank you all for your prayers and thoughts this week!

  • The Scrum Drum – from Bolt

    Music of course; much of which made Charmin cringe—mission accomplished.
    Warmup:
    SSH (25), Abe SLOWgodas (12x), arm circles forward/back, seal claps, overhead claps, Moroccans all 20x), self love (10); Toy soldiers, Hillbillies (15x)

    The Thang:
    Z90s: 5 thru 20 reps/4 exercises, mix crabs forward/back>bear forward/back between trees and switch exercise.

    Round 1: burpee 5x, Cracker Jacks (frog>star jump>frog) 10x, merkin 15x, plank jacks 20x

    Round 2 (bear crawl): burpee, air squats, Peter Parker, Moroccan night clubs

    Round 3 (forward crab): burpee, Bonnie Blair, Parker Peter, overhead air presses

    Round 4 (crawl bear): burpee, R/L side squats, diamond merks, LBCs

    Chumbaburpee:
    SSH at beginning of song, then every time they say, “I get knocked down, but i get up again” you do a burpee. While not doing burpees, you are continuously doing SSH.

    COT. Welcome FNGs Pillsbury and Focker!

  • 4 HIMs & a Rucker – from Hokie

    71° at 0500 at The OG

    4 HIMs stuck around for a beat down and Hokie ventured off for 3.0 mile ruck including the garage, the Mardi Gras light tour and the lever