23 PAX posted at WPM for ILoveYouMan’s VQ. After a quick introduction and disclaimer we were off with a quick run down St Charles and back to TD Jesus.
WARM-O-RAMA
20 x Grass Grabbers, 20 x Self Love, 15 x Windmills, 25 x SSH, 20 x Mt Climbers, 20 x Peter Parker
THA-THANG 1
Head to the ledges in front of Loyola, Group 1 is the count with 20 x merkins w/ peter parker in between, Group 2: Dips, Group 3: Crunchy Frogs
THA-THANG 2
Chumbawamba Burpees – Music = “Chumbawamba” (their only song), SSH and then Burpees done every time the words, “I get knocked down, but I get up again” are said. Total = a lot of burpees and complaining
THA-THANG 3
After the amazing music routine, the PAX headed to the mountain where we did an Indian run to level 3 followed by 20 x wide arm merkins. We then side shuffled and sprint to the next level followed by 20 x pickle pounders. Backward run the next flat with an attempt to Alligator merkin+ bunny hop the incline followed with 20 x diamond merkins. Finish off the mountain with a run to the top of the mountain and complete 10 x dirty hookups, 8 x partner decline merkins while partner is in plank + 10 x leg throws.
Head back to TD Jesus for a quick circle of Mary + Stretches
20 x low country crab, 20 x penguins, 20 x LBC, Grass Grabbers with stretching
Wrap it all up with a quick count off that was botched by Angies List and name-o-rama. Thank you all for enduring my VQ!
When Tool asked me if I wanted to Q the Muscleship the Thursday before, it brought to mind how far I’ve come since starting and that I could not have done without the support of my F3 friends. From Willie continuing to try to get me out here, from seeing Medulla’s transformation, from Tool literally giving me the shirt of his back, the support from my F3 brothers (including those who made sure to be there for my first Q) has made a profound impact on my life since starting a few months ago. Therefore, I took the opportunity to lead and after the disclaimer, we were on our way.
Warmup
20 SSHs
20 Imperial Walkers
20 Abe Vigodas
20 Mountain Climbers
30 Arm Circles (15 forward, 15 reverse)
After warmups, we broke into pairs for a Dora of 100 Plank Jacks, 200 Alternating Lunges, and 300 LBCs. We then moseyed across the road to do Deconstructed Burpees (squats, followed by leg thrusts, then merkins, more leg thrusts, then squats). We did descending rounds of 10-8-6-4-2 with the Q receiving some help from his friend Hawg on cadence and a few extra squats for Q to get his cadence straight. Next, we pulled a page from an earlier Triple Shift workout and did Embrace the Suck – 6 SSHs, 6 Merkins, and 6 jump squats (clapping optional). We did three 3-minutes rounds with 1-minute rest. The PAX them moseyed back to the starting spot for some Mary with the PAX taking turns calling out exercises. We finished with announcements and intentions. Thank you to all for your support since I’ve started this journey and for giving me the opportunity to lead.
After the PAX moseyed up to our usual WPM meeting spot in front of the Audubon Park fountains at 5:30AM, QIC asked if we had any FNGs, which we did not, and welcomed our out of town guest, Iron Horse, from F3 Tallahassee. Imagine Iron Horse’s surprise when he was informed that he came all the way to New Orleans to receive a Hurpees beat down with his F3 NOLA brothers. The disclaimer was announced, and the PAX performed 5 Hurpees on their own before moseying to the lawn in front of Tulane University for warm up. The warmup consisted of the following, all in cadence:
Imperial Walkers x 20, Windmills x 15, Arm Circles Front and Back x 10
Before greeting Touchdown Jesus on the lawn in front of Loyola University, the PAX knocked out 5 Hurpees on their own.
Once at the Loyola Lawn, the PAX partnered up to perform a 30, 60, 90 DORA consisting of Hurpees, Low Slow Squats, and Real Freddie Mercuries, respectively. While PAX 1 was exercising, PAX 2 had to cross the lawn as his favorite animal. PAX 1 and 2 alternated until all exercises were complete. QIC witnessed several Bear Crawls, Crab Walks, Bunny Hops, one Squirrel Slink, and something that resembled a wounded Duck Walk.
After a 10 count by King Kong, the PAX moseyed to the base of WPM where we split into 3 lines for an Indian Run up to the 4th floor. Even though QIC directed the left and right lines to sprint on the outside, this direction was not followed. QIC did not realize that Hurpees negatively impacted the PAX’s hearing.
Once on the 4th floor, Brown Bag was asked to indulge the PAX in a 20 count. Upon conclusion, the PAX circled up for a round of Jack Webbs. After several groans, the PAX progressed through the Jack Webbs to complete 10 merkins and 20 air presses. Before gathering to conquer the remainder of WPM, the PAX performed 5 Hurpees on their own.
The PAX continued to the top of WPM sprinting on the flats and running backwards up the inclines. Once gathered under the stars, the PAX circled up again, this time for a round robin of MARY. QIC started the festivities with a slow cadence of Penguins x 15. The remaining exercises were as follows:
War Eagle – Dying Cockroach x 15
Brown Bag – Real Freddie Mercuries x 20
Bartman – J Los x 20
Angie’s List – LBCs x 40 (ridiculous)
Quarter Pipe – I’m going to call this a low plank, reverse wife pleaser x 15 Imagine the PAX on Airline Highway, in the act of contracting a real case of Hurpees. The PAX would have been happy doing these on a crawfish farm, if you get my drift…
After five more Hurpees on their own, the PAX moseyed down the stairs and gathered in front of TDJ for a brief round of shoulder, quad, and hamstring stretches, to which Angie’s List exclaimed was the cure for our recurring case of Hurpees.
The COT commenced with a count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a closing prayer. The PAX was then dismissed for additional treatment.
YCH needed no alarm early Friday. Sky Q took care of that with a pretty spectacular lightening storm that got cranked up around 4:50. I have yet to miss a workout due to weather but I do have a decent amount of mouths to feed so I reached out to Yankee. Yankee let me know he generally sits out the lightening workout but he had a guy in from Chicago and he felt he couldn’t say no. Not wanting any electrocutions on my watch I tapped out a quick message about not judging anyone for sitting out due to lightning. As it turns out storm blew through and was completely done by 5:15 or so. So 23 PAX assembled at St. Charles and Audubon Park. After a quick disclaimer, we were off.
Warm ups at Palm Circle
SSHX20
Arm Circles forward and reverse X10 each
WMX20
PPX20
MCX20
PPX20
Mosey to Wolfpack Hill then on to Wolfpack Mountian.
After warmups we headed to the rarely visited Wolfpack Hill. 2 lines at the base. Indian up. Indian down.At the base of Wolfpack Mountain, you guessed it, 2 lines/ Indian up to the top.
The Dora Thang Up top
Partner up.
1st round 60 burpees. Partner runs to opposite end of garage and back.
2nd round 120 plank jacks, partner runs.
3rd round 240 LBC’s, partner runs.
Plank and wait for 6. Inspired by Fracsac I burpeed and waited for 6. Much respect.
Stairs to the benches
Grab a bench.
RLSUX20
DipsX20
LLSUX20
DipsX20
Mosey back to the flag
We arrive 3 minutes early so Mahatma leads the group in a circle of merks. 10 is the count, 5 is the start from the man next to you. After that with time to burn I offer up more merks. 10 in cadence quickly changed to 15 cause they just feel so damn good.
We wrap up with COT count off, name o rama, announcements, prayers.
I am very grateful for the opportunity to lead twice in one week!
(Also after the beatdown I let everyone on mumblechatter know that because I had shown up i rwas recanting my “no judgement” position to one of full and total judgement.
So, when YHC arrived at the Mothership he was wondering how
many PAX would show up as the Northshore was hosting their Convergence and 3
yr. anniversary. Congrats Northshore
PAX! Happy to hear there was a strong
contingent of Southshore PAX to help you celebrate. With that, I was quite surprised to see 10+
PAX upon my arrival at the Flag. This
quickly grew to 20+ PAX. Many new faces
amongst the group. As I said the
disclaimer, I asked if there were any new guys to F3. Four men yelled out. Nice job PAX on the
EHing. And we are off!
Mosey to Great Lawn
for Warm Up:
Line up in single
line. All exercises into Q yells Halt
Walking Soldiers
High Knees
Butt Kicks
Carioca
Defensive Slides
Circle up for
additional warm-up:
Forward Arm Circles I/C X20
Reverse Arm Circles I/C X20
Imperial Walkers I/C X20
Mosey to Blocks for:
Block Work-Out
Curls I/C X20
Military Presses I/C X20
Rows I/C X20
Alternating Merkins with one hand on Block I/C
X20
Chest Press on Six I/C X20
Flutter Kicks Holding Block Up I/C X20
Indian Run to
Practice Track for Dirty McDeuce
1st Set
Merkins
Monkey Humpers
Crunchy Frogs
1 Lap around the track
2nd Set
Diamond Merkins
Jump Squats
Hello Dollys
1 Lap around the track
3rd Set
Staggered Right Merkins (Right Foot over Left
Foot, Thanks Peppah!)
Lunges
Real Freddie Mercurys
1 Lap around the track
4th Set
Staggered Left Merkins (Left Foot over Right
Foot)
Copperhead Squats
LBC’s
1 Lap around the track
All of the above exercises done in I/C X12
Mosey Back to Peristyle for short series of stretches
Count-off, Name-o-rama (4 FNG’s Baloo for Jungle Book
Character, Dancing Queen because he tried to name himself and he’s a swing
dancer, swinger?, UnBelizeable because he is from Belize and is 60+ and killed
the workout, Gideon because birth name is Ben Bible, need I say more),
Announcements and Prayer
Thanks for the honor of letting me lead. As I looked around the CoT, YHC saw many new
faces not just FNG’s. This is a
testament to all the PAX who are sharing this gift called F3.
YHC knows he’s old school, old fashioned, and just plain old. #RespectHasItsDrawbacks. For the COT, he utterly–and proudly–failed in his effort to record the names of the 28!!! PAX who posted in the gloom. Even with Mariah’s held (#TClaps), it was hopeless. Thank God our beatdowns are (generally) techno-free.
With a quick disclaimer (and YHC’s failure yet again to ask whether there were any FNGs, of which there were none), the PAX was off to the soccer fields in front of Audubon for the first COP:
SSHs 25xIC
Imperial Walkers 25xIC
Grass Grabbers 25xIC
Merkins 25xIC
Low Slow Squats 25xIC (with a lagniappe of 5 burpees OYO in the middle)
Mosey over to the levee for some Elevens: ten burpees down to one at the bottom of the levee, and one jump squat up to ten at the top.
Then mosey over to the Audubon statue for some Dora 1-2-3: PAX paired up for 100 dips, 200 squats and 300 LBCs.
Then mosey back to one of the soccer fields (to get our of ears’ reach of the Clipboard barking out numbers and orders to the hapless Wallets in Tights) for a quick round of Mary:
American Hammer 20xIC
Dying Cockroach 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
Flutter Kicks 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
Hello Dolly 20xIC
Crunchy Frog 20xIC
Mosey back to the flag for COT and YHC’s complete inability to work either a video or audio stream on his cell phone. There was a PAX of 28, but YHC (with the help of other PAX, @TClaps) could recall all but one. So apologies to that one PAX, who gets credit from the SkyQ even though he’s anonymous (at least for now) to us mortals.
As many New Orleanians might be aware, Hamilton has been playing at The Saenger for a 3 week run. As many F3ians might be aware, Da Parish and Rudy have a thing for musicals. So of course, the Hamilton workout was an obvious combination. And a plot was hatched – only publicized to those PAX that were In The Room Where It Happened….. So Hamilton and Burr signed up to Q the Mothership and Muscleship.
6:29am, PAX loitering around both flags wondering who was stepping forward to claim the Q. Especially loud grumbling at the Mothership flag from Jingle Vader, who repeatedly expressed his dislike for all things in Pop Culture.
6:30am, Rudy at Mothership and Parish at Muscleship give the disclaimers to PAX (most of whom seemed to be saying “Yeah, I figured.”). And both PAX took off to meet at the flag standing by a large box in the field in front of the museum.
And what was in the box? No – this isn’t a Brad Pitt “What’s in the Box?” scene. Instead, it was the exercise gear for the Qs…
And all the PAX grumbled and groaned, but still circled up in one large combined workout circle.
The Warmup – Qs alternating exercise callouts
16 SSH (Hamilton was 16 on arrival to US)
7 Burpees OYO as we begin spelling out Burr
21 Imperial Walkers (Hamilton was 21 when he became aide to Washington
Up/Downs to Burr’s cadence
30 Peter Parkers (Hamilton was 30 at the Constitutional Convention
Rocky Balboas to more of Burr cadence
Then (thanks to Mahatma’s good advice), PAX numbered off. 1s go with Hamilton (Rudy), 2s go with Burr (Parish). The Q vs Q Showdown begins…
Burr – Round 1
Dora 1-2-3 to Aaron Burr, Sir & My Shot. Pax 1 will perform the exercise while Pax 2 Burr Crawls to the 2nd tree & back.
Floyd Mayweather x 100 (2=1) – Hamilton upon meeting Burr advised he had recently punched the bursar of Princton
Squats x 200 – Burr advises Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan & Lafayette that he’d rather sit than stand for the revolution
American Hammer x 300 – Hamilton does not throw away his shot and drops his American Hammer on Burr, Lafayette, Laurens & Mulligan
MerKING Wave/Burr Crawl to You’ll be Back
While PlanKING during the song sung by King George, pax will do a MerKING wave (1 merkin performed in a wave around the circle). When the last pax merks, the entire circle will Burr Crawl clockwise 1 rotation. Repeat the MerKING wave with 2 merks, Burr Crawl, etc until song is complete.
Mary to the song Guns & Ships.
Hold out your gun at Yorktown by holding a James Bond for :30 center/left/righ
Yorktown would not have been a victory w/out the French ships in the harbor. Hold your Boat/Canoe for :30 and finish out the song.
Hamilton – Round 1
Hamiltabata. 8 exercises, 45 seconds high intensity, 15 seconds of rest. To the songs Alexander Hamilton and My Shot
Happy Jacks (5 SSH, 2 Squat Jumps)
Absolution (8 count plank-position exercise)
Merkins
Imperial Squat Walkers
Lunges
T-Merkins
Outlaw
No Surrender (aka “The Genuflect”, in F3 Nola lexicon)
20 Count
To the 2:30 song Aaron Burr: Burpees. OYO. Go. Until the song ends. Yes, grumbly PAX – I mean it. Till the song ends.
20 Count
Mosey to the fountain for a version of the Cabinet Battle.
PAX 1 planks
PAX 2 dips x30 – with feet on PAX 1 back.
Flapjack.
Flapjack for x20
Flapjack for x10
Interlude
Both groups met at the lawn, and switched. Now the 2s go with Hamilton and the 1s go with Burr.
Burr – Round 2
Take a Break while we mosey to the Foundry
Time for an amRAP Battle while we hear Cabinet Battle #1
5 Pull ups, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, Repeat until song is complete (3:35)
How are you going to Say No To This first American Political Sex Scandal. Hamilton was being extorted by James Reynolds while Hamilton had sex with his wife Maria. The first time it happened Hamilton gave Maria $30. Perform 30 reps (IC) of these 3 Big Sexy Exercises
Pickle Pounders
Wife Pleasers
Monkey Humpers
Mosey back to the flag…Mr Burr has business to settle with Hamilton. Your Obedient Servant
Hamilton – Round 2
Same as Round 1. Equal amounts of grumbling about the burpees. Some members of this group seemed to have an entirely different perspective on the Plank/Dip combo. Rudy suggests the Uptowners pull their minds out of the gutter.
Rudy does note that this routine was significantly harder the 2nd time around….
The Duel
All PAX meet back at the flag for the final 10-Count Duel. Qs alternate calling an exercise, making a ladder.
1 Burpee
2 Squat Jumps (then 1 Burpee)
3 Merkins (then 2 Squat Jumps, then 1 Burpee. You get the idea…)
4 Lunges
5 Country Crabs
6 Dr W
7 X Fit Merkins
8 Box Cutters
9 Turkish Getups
10 Rise Ups – Hold a Squat while Q counts down from 5, squat Jump, immediately return to Squat.
And with that, the F3 NOLA Tribute to Hamilton comes to a merciful close. Just a few minutes overtime.
Countoff and Name-o-rama, welcoming our new FNG Water Boy (named quickly before the uptowners could start suggesting based on Water Boy’s pronounced profession of selling Industrial Hoses).
Upcoming F1 / F2 this Thursday night at Greenway (6:30) and Wrong Iron (7:00).
Intentions called out, ask all of us to offer our own prayers for the intentions (spoken and otherwise) for all of our brother PAX. Finally, circle up for our closing prayer. Offer of thanksgiving for the glorious day God has given us, and for the grace of His wisdom to use this gift wisely.
Rudy and DaParish both thank the PAX for their merciful tolerance of this workout.
We have the honor to be your obedient servants….A dot Ham….A dot Burr.
On a beautiful, crisp Friday Morning, 20+ PAX gathered for a
Wolfpack Mountain beatdown. So with a
quick disclaimer off we….wait Amnesia reminded that we do have two AO’s
Uptown. So with a loud rally cry, two
strong PAX (Amnesia and Bad Moon) embarked on a moonlight ganter through the
nether regions of Uptown also known as Angry Wave or maybe we should rename
Angry Ripple??? I digress. Let’s Mosey!
To Touchdown Jesus for Warm-Up:
Hillbillies IC X20
Wide-Leg Mountain Climbers IC X15 (a new
exercise for F3 that YHC pilfered from OTF, Kong watch those eyes…KONG EYES
DOWN!)
Self-Love IC X20
Let’s continue warmup – PAX Line Up in straight line for:
High Knees till Q yells halt
Butt Kicks till Q yells halt
Kim Jung Un’s aka Supreme Leaders till Q yells
halt (a little mis-coordination on this one
by YHC)
Open Gates till Q yells halt
Mosey to Res Quad for 4 Corners PIMPS:
Pickle Pounders X 5 (2 is 1) then bear crawl to
Imperial Walkers X10 (2 is 1) then monkey humber
walk to
Merkins X15 then crab crawl to
PlankJacks X20 then sugar bear crawl (those
crawls weren’t sweet!) to
Starfish Crunch X25 (2 is 1)
Mosey to Mountain for Static
Climb Beatdown run forward up ramp and then backward up next ramp to each
flat:
1st Flat 2 minute Squat Hold
2nd Flat 2 minute Plank Hold
3rd Flat 2 minute People’s Chair
4th Flat 2 minute V-Up Hold
5th Flat 2 minute for PAX choice, Al
Gore’s or Leg Raises? PAX quickly chose
leg raises. Apparently those quads were
smoked (I’m looking at you Mr. Awesome). Leg Raises it is!
For all above static holds, if you break form at any point,
do burpees until 2 minutes is up.
Indian Run down to bottom and mosey back to flag…
Count-Off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions and
Prayer.
Don’t forget PAX, Beatdown and F2 event this upcoming
Thursday, March 28th. Meet at
intersection of Jeff Davis/Lafitte Greenway at 6:30 for half hour beatdown then
we’ll walk over to Wrong Iron for some F2.
Not too gloomy this morning as 21 PAX and 2.0s posted at the AO. T-claps to Gabrielle for bringing the flag, but more on that in a moment. Quick overview for the 2.0s of what F3 means and why their daddies come home sweaty and stinky in the mornings.
WARMUP
SSH IC x 15 Tacos (Gabrielle 2.0) and Goldbar (YHC’s 2.0) demo’d and led a “flossing” warmup. The PAX were rank amateurs and there was intense modification around the circle.
Then YHC did a poor imitation of the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, followed by IC x 20ish Peter Parkers, Parker Peters. Next up, Forward arm circles IC x 10, reverse arm circles IC x 10. We finished the warm-up with homage to Monsters, Inc. Scaryfeet Burpees!! – 5 burpees with Scaryfeet in between each.
THANG#1 Mosey (with a 2.0 on each PAX back) over to the playground. Divided into 2 groups for stations. Groups stay together and move between stations. OYO Pullups – 10 per dad + 10 per assisted 2.0s. Zipline – Dads & 2.0s do Carolina 10 drydocks/10 monkeyhumpers until everyone in the group does the Zipline
THANG#2
PAX piggyback 2.0s to the a friendly Oak. All 2.0s into the tree using 2.0 ladder seat thrusters (a movement unique to NOLA PAX that results in a child being happily perched 6 ft in the air, ready to catch Chinese made baubles).
Then a Piggyback Mosey to Animal Parade in front of the park. We split in 2 groups one starting on each side of the columns – Frog Hop halfway, Crabcrawl back, Duck walk halfway, Bear Crawl back. Shimmer (King Kong’s 2.0 did an exemplary bear crawl that would put most PAX to shame).
Then mosey to the fountain bench for: -Bench’s Dips -(12) 4count IC, Decline Merks (10 IC), Incline Merks (10 IC).
Then with much trepidation, YHC had PAX and 2.0s form 2 lines for an Indian run. Anxiety was overblown. The 2.0s nailed it with much less mumblechatter or sloppy lines than our PAX usually have in the gloom. We finished our Indian run at the second octagonal gazebo where we did 4 count right-leg and leftleg step ups IC. Then YHC led the PAX in a sprint across the oval field only to learn it was a nearly impassable marsh. We pulled up for some Leprechauns over the rainbow – OYO PAX do 20 merks, while 2.0s hop over us on the down. One more mosey to….
LEARN OUR FLAG HAS BEEN STOLEN!!! Who swipes an F3 flag, really?
But the PAX rallied for the Caterpillar, which is, Dads in high plank, kids crawl through, last dad sprints to the front.
Circle, countoff, nam-o-rama and welcome to FNGs (Seabass, TinyTot, Narhwal, Banana, and BadGirl). Prayer and thanks for the time we have with these wonderful little people. Follow up F2 with beignets and coffee. They earned the sugar intake!
