Footfree Does Not Mean PainLESS

YHC made the mistake of going to The Skinny on Monday (mostly because he couldn’t find his car keys to get to Rock City): bad judgment.  Left foot in bad shape.  It’s hell getting old.  No posts Tuesday or Wednesday; had to resort to Water World on Thursday.  So this morning’s post would be true to The Uptowner: no fancy footwork.  So that leaves lots of other body parts to abuse … er, improve.

After a disclaimer, THE THANG, which went approximately like this:

  • Double-slow squats (in a 13 count, most of the time: four to squat, four down, four up, and one for the count): 25xIC
  • Left foot over right foot stretch: 20xIC (Tclaps to Kim Chee for how to count)
  • Right foot over left foot stretch: 20xIC
  • Merkins: 25xIC
  • Diamond Merkins: 25xIC
  • Elf on the Shelf (to the right foot): 25xIC
  • Elf on the Shelf (to the left foot): 25xIC
  • Tricep behind the head curl: 25xIC
  • Russian twists (con rock): 25xIC
  • Flutter kicks (con rock): 25xIC
  • On belly, for Ys, Ts and Ws: 25xIC each
  • Fence sitting: 1m30s
  • Fence sitting with overhead press: 25xIC
  • Fence sitting: 1m30s
  • Upper arm curls (definitely not for the girls), or head bangers: 25xIC
  • Dead lifts(???): 25xIC
  • LBCs: 100 (or 101) xIC (YHC wanted to go to 125 a la HVAC What the Hell?, but the PAX revolted at 100)
  • Left-staggered merkin: 15xIC
  • Right-staggered merkin: 15xIC

Apologies to the PAX because I know the list above is probably somewhat out of order, is certainly missing a roung or two and may include one or two that didn’t happened.  But, hey, YHC’s foot did find: his pecs and biceps, that’s another matter.  But you don’t get stronger without a good DownPAINment.

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