The Prayer of Pain – from Cardinal
The Prayer of Pain – from Cardinal

The Prayer of Pain – from Cardinal

Date:2024-03-11
QIC:Cardinal
PAX:Cardinal, Safety Valve, Pope, White Meat, Paradox, Smooth Operator, Ponzi, America’s Best

We find ourselves in the season of Lent, where people tend to try to recommit to focusing on the spiritual side of things. YHC, being a Catholic priest, sees it often and often hears the question of feeling like you don’t know how to pray. Some have said the psalms are a great place to start, because it’s essentially a prayer book in the Bible. YHC would agree with that “some,” because it’s the psalms that first brought him deeper into a relationship with God. (Sky Q? Nah.) So a beatdown based on the psalms was devised that would prove to be less prayerful and more painful…

A standard fare Warmorama was had, including imperial walkers, side straddle hops, arm circles and cherry pickers, high knees and butt kicks, and some self-love. First lesson of prayer – let go of expectations (like you HAVE to start with SSH) and be open to what God has to say.

YHC crafted a playlist of songs based on several of the psalms. Each song was paired with an exercise, with the psalm’s number of reps having to be completed before the song finished. (So for example, the song based on Psalm 139 would require 139 squats to be completed in the duration of the song.) The PAX didn’t know how long the songs were, so it was a guess as to how much time you had to finish it. Numbers were pulled at random to really let God have the final say.

The PAX had enough time for 5 songs, which were as follows:
1. Psalm 46 – 8-count body builders
2. Psalm 57 – Burpees
3. Psalm 98 – Big boys
4. Psalm 84 – hand-release merkins
5. Psalm 16 – 15-yard-choice of crab walk or bear crawl

A couple of observations…
1. The plank jack in the 8-count makes a HUGE difference. The burpees after that felt like a breeeeezeeeeeeeeee….mostly…until the second half…
2. YHC wasn’t entirely confident that he had matched the exercises with the rep count and timing that well, but the PAX handled it like champs. They dug into it with everything they had, and it was really a sight to behold. Many were able to complete most of them. But whether you finished it or not, it was clear they were pushing through without holding back. I could really give the Animal (who’s got that again??) to any of them.
3. That drive also kept chatter to a minimum.
4. YHC can’t count to above 20 to save his life.
5. The last bear crawl, YHC witnessed a bear crawl race…AB’s bear crawl is really a sight to behold.

In between each song, we had a couple 10-counts and a recovery lap to prep us for the next one.

We finished with a light penalty for those who didn’t complete any (mercy, right?? SSH vs calf raises) and then a couple minutes of MARY to close us out.

COT and Paradox prayed us out.

Grateful to the PAX for pushing through this morning. One of them commented “Prayer, fasting, almsgiving…and pain, the 4th pillar of Lent.” Praying with the pain, with the hard stuff, even if it feels fruitless in the moment, is some of the most fruitful experiences of prayer I’ve ever had. When we keep giving everything, whether we feel like we’re failing or not, God can do incredible things. Keep pushing through, brothers, relying not on your own strength or measure of success but on His.

“Lord of hosts, you’re with us
With us in the fire
With us as a shelter
With us in the storm.

You will lead us
Through the fiercest battle
Oh, where else would we go?
But with the Lord of Hosts.”

SYITG,

Cardinal