Are your mornings feeling dull, uninspired, or musically judged? You may be suffering from “F3 Fatigue.” Ask your doctor about Discombobulon™ — the only prescription-strength workout enhancer taken by four brave gentlemen who dared to show up at grandma’s house and get weird.
Side effects may include:
• Sudden confusion over Flintstone-related lyrics.
• Uncontrollable laughter triggered by early 2000s hip-hop. Random science lessons on Heat lightning vs rain lightning
• Enhanced ab definition from ETKs and penguins at every corner.
• Bridge-related trauma caused by endless sets of 11s — burpees on one side, jump squats on the other, and backpedaling into the abyss of leg day.
In clinical trials, 100% of participants reached the bridge and experienced a dramatic uptick in sweat and sarcasm before returning for CO2 announcements.
Discombobulon™ may also increase your sweat levels. 3 out of 4 participants were soaked after a trial run this morning.
If your morning lacks chaos, laughter, and full-body soreness, Discombobulon™ may be right for you.
Ask your local Humana agent today.
Discombobulon: “For when you don’t know what’s going on, but you’re all in anyway.”™
