Ring the school bell, because class is officially dismissed! It was the final teacher workday with absolutely zero kids in sight, so I finally got to stay for the entire beatdown instead of rushing off to morning duty. Moby took the center circle and led us through an extra-long stretch session while still recovering from a freak 900-pound wine cooler accident that rested on his head and completely jacked his neck up. We moseyed down to the front of the courthouse for a high-intensity Final Exam Tabata circuit consisting of irkins, step-ups, freak nasties, and squats. Once the grading was done, we moseyed back up to the parking garage to finish strong with a grueling 10 minutes of Mary. We wrapped up in the Circle of Trust, where I prayed us out. For announcements, Buttsplice has the Q this Saturday, and the Memorial Day Murph is locked in for Monday. Sorry boys, your Q is completely skipping recess; I am heading out of town, so I will be missing both Saturday’s beatdown and the Monday Murph. Don’t forget the upcoming Turkey Trot over at Pix’s house. Jose10k out!

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