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  • Once You Prop the Fun Don’t Stop – from Paradox

    Every group needs a prop guy ,I thought as a peered into my garage (“beatdown laboratory”) for Q inspiration. Heavy bar? old bands? Lonely kettlebell? Abandoned pool noodle? A plan formed for a “prop guy” workout at the Stage on a warm (return of the warmup sweat) bayou morning. The Pax assembled with some great assorted chatter about Mardi Gras festivities. Still riding a wave of energy from the record setting beatdown at the Peltch we dove in.

    WarmoRama
    The usuals with a few beat laboratory trials
    SSH, IW, Windmills, Invisible Chairs, Old Man calf stretch, Arm Circles
    Short bumper to stop sign mosey with a discussion about relative AO run distances.

    Disclaimer
    Pax were instructed to pick a prop with caution. (30 lb bar soft bar, 25 lb kettle bell, 15 lb resistance band, standard unit pool noodle (orange for safety)

    THANG 1 LOVELY DAY (RIP Bill Withers)

    Gave a short disclaimer that his song is a great alarm tone to wake up to. Use it to get your mind in a peaceful state and reminder that each day is another in Gods creation. Its also a groovy 70s tune.
    Cherry Pickers until chorus hits then grab your prop for a rep on Lovely days
    Bar Man: OHP
    Noodle Man: extended shoulder raise
    Kettle Man: KB swings
    Band man: curls (1 foot in band, forms a triangle)
    When the chorus drops we change props clockwise (instructed by Enron that counterclock rotation was borderline communism )

    Notes: split the last chorus because Bill Withers sounds like hes broken and the song is skipping but there are really just a bagillion lovely days.

    Goose went full Price is Right mode and had the high guess on 86 for number of Lovely Days in the song. Actually 95. His prize. Hold the Noodle for the Prop Run.

    THANG 2 Prop Run

    We took off from the stage and headed for parts unknown down rich mans loop with every man holding a prop
    Each light we used props for 10 reps as follows:
    Bar Man OHP Squats
    Noodle man- Canoodles (holding pool noodle acrose chest and doing American hammers )123- 1
    Band man- Straight arm raise ups
    Kettle Man: Swings

    Did roughly 8 rounds of these at light poles with a break for a mini burpee ladder
    5 burpees , run two poles 4 burpees, run back etc
    Great discussion about the future use and naming of the the blank canvas street for sprints.

    The PAX had a lively discussion about the pronunciation of a floating cajun vessel (pirogue?). Goose and Cardinal nearly came to blows but we north La guys were able to step in and keep the energy on burpees.

    Wrapped up with a mosey to the flag with our props and a few needed “prop switches”

    Thang 3 Prop Tabata

    Same props with 30 sec work, 10 second rest
    Kettle man- goblet squats
    Bar man- wide curls
    Noodle man- Canoodles
    Band man- Straight shoulder raises

    Completed 2 cycles

    Just enough time to for a Thunderstruck Burnout
    Merkins on Thunder, Plank on the rest
    Switch half way and did burpees on thunder and SSH on the rest ( YHC shows mercy)

    Wrapped up with COT and Goose prayed us out.

    Moleskin:
    Todays prop workout is a physical reminder that many of us carry burdens of different shapes, sizes and appearances. You never know what someone’s previous or future burden will be but being there ready to shoulder the load with them is the key. Don’t shoulder those burdens alone. Put faith in God to provide your strength and to provide your support system for the burden.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead fellas
    SYITG

  • It’s Too Slippery…that’s what she said – from Fast Tax

    El Diablo – 2/16/22

    Given the amount of unflattering commentary aimed in the Q’s direction prior to disclaimer, YHC knew it was going to be a day for penalty burpees. With disclaimer said, we moseyed out of the gate toward the rock pile. After the first stop for penalty burpees (Rudy), YHC called an audible and dispersed the warmups throughout the mosey to the rock pile: Abe Vigodas, mosey, Happy Jacks, punitive burpees (Hokie), mosey, Hairy Rockettes, final mosey to rock pile.

    After medium to heavy rock selection, we headed to the football field for the first exercise of the morning and a Fast Tax favorite, Field of Dreams.

    FOD: Partner up, PAX 1 begins to traverse the field as follows: lunge with rock to 25yd line, drop rock, do 10 merkins, bear-crawl to 75 yd. line, do 10 Crab Merkins (aka extended wife pleaser merkins, i.e. pushups while holding the crab position), lunge remaining 25 yds and do 50 BBS at goal line, repeat back. Meanwhile, PAX 2 does 15 rows, 15 curls, and 15 O/H press then runs to switch with PAX 1 (without bringing rock) who runs back and does the rows, curls, etc. Cycle repeats until they are back at the starting point.

    William Wallace on the tennis courts, previously known as Rock the Court, was the next event, this time without rocks to avoid the wrath of the tennis pros.

    WW: Divide into 4 teams, one at each corner. One PAX member from each team runs to the center and performs 10 reps of the first of five selected exercises (Burpees, Crab-Merkins, Plank Jacks, Floyd Mayweathers, and Absolutions) while the rest of the Pax are in a low plank (or other variations of plank). When he returns to his corner and low-planks, the next teammate runs to the center and does 10 of the same exercise. This repeats until all PAX on the team has had a turn, then the cycle repeats for the next exercise, and so on, until all five are complete.

    With time to spare, we headed to the playground for the Playground Scramble , another chance for YHC to deny his 50 years by proving he could still act like a child.

    The Playground Scramble went something like this: All PAX start in plank while first PAX soldier crawls up the spiraled tubular slide, down the ramp, through the small tunnel, then arm over arm across the monkey bars, across the balance beam, arm over arm across the next two overhead bar things then side scramble across the rock wall, all while not touching the ground. Anyone touching the ground had to do 20 burpees. Next PAX can start up the slide after the PAX ahead of him exits the slide at the top. PAX waiting at the beginning or the end had to do continuous BBS or plank until everyone made it through…at least that was how it was supposed to go.
    I think only two or three PAX, including yours truly, actually made it up the slide, the rest complained about it being too slippery [that’s what she said] and that YHC only made it b/c he was scrawny, and other lame excuses… Needless to say, there were a lot of burpees being done.

    As the last PAX completed the course, time was running out, so to the rock pile we headed, followed by a quick mosey to the flag for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer. Coffeteria at PJs followed.

    Thanks for the fellowship and the opportunity to lead!

    SYITG

  • Renaissance Run with Burpees – from Hokie

    On this beautiful Family Gras weekend two local Pax and one down range Pax posted for a mosey & burpees.

    We left NOMA and headed to Bayou St John with periodic stops for 10 burpees.

    Out for about 20 minutes (the park area just last the post office & Wrong Iron) and return.

    150 burpees and 2.5 miles later we were back on the steps of NOMA for bear crawling up the stairs of NOMA, burpees, duck walk up NOMA, burpees, and crawl bear up the stairs and… BURPEES!

    At 0710 we went to the back of NOMA for Sunday Morning.

    At 0714 we returned to our virtual flag and more burpees to seal the deal!

    Thank you as always!!!

    It was a pleasure to lead with Frac and also Baby Back, posting down range from Memphis

  • An Uptown Backbalst – from Tinkles

    We ran a loop with a little extra. It was Valentine’s Day.

  • Starting EH Month a Couple of Weeks Early! – from Goose

    Naming 5 FNG’s in one week is definitely a record for F3 Thibodaux, as was the number of PAX at The Stage this morning. Three FNG’s made up for a couple of missing regulars to make for 13 total, and a glorious day it was!
    After a prolonged disclaimer and explanation of the benefits and culture of F3, YHC led us in a warmup meant to assuage the soreness brought on by Thursday’s F3 poker beatdown.
    PAX: Enron, Paradox, Cardinal, Pope, Coyote, Dumpster Fire, Red Card, Horse Pill, Tighty Whities, Kilo, Wet Tap, Percleator, Goose

    Warmup: Side Straddle Hops, Widmills, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Self-Love, High Knees, and Butt kicks (to wake the cardio system a bit).

    Thang 1:
    Moseyed to the Chimney for Partner Dora: 100 Burpees, 200 Twinkle Toes, and 300 LBC’. Transportation was Bear Crawl and run back, then Crawl Bear and Nur back, then Attempted Murder Bunnies (Murder Bunnies without the coupon) and run back.
    The FNG’s and relatively new guys were not too keen on this whole F3 thing about 2 minutes into this one. Once the intensity set in, the soon-to-be-named Horse Pill (Kip) bemoaned the fact that he had planned to do work on his house later in the day, no to mention having run five miles before we even started. (Jose 8K?) But, YHC knew the next couple of exercises would lift the spirits and make for some good memories and some good camaraderie.

    Thang 2:
    Moseyed to the Thunderdome (octagonal outdoor pavilion with bleachers setup around the edges facing the middle) where PAX found some bleacher space for a couple of rounds of Ring of Fire.
    Round 1: feet on the bleachers in decline plank while each PAX counted off in a circle executing one Derkin. After reaching the seeming insurmountable total of 100, and the cool feeling of yelling numbers in a circle of intensity under an echoey metal roof, we recovered to our feet for round 2.
    Round 2: PAX held Al Gore position facing the bleachers, and PAX took turns yelling numbers and executing a box jump, once again reaching 100, and once again enjoying the experience of shared intensity (this time with the added sound of crashing bleachers) and team accomplishment, which rolled nicely into…

    Thang 3:
    Moseyed to the practice field for the final round of Name That Tune. It took three beatdowns to get through the playlist YHC had put together erroneously thinking there would be enough musical knowledge to get through them more quickly. But, it made for an opportunity to spread the fun over a few days and allowed more PAX to get in on it. With a few more older PAX in the group this time, songs like “To Be With You” by Extreme and “Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm” by Crash Test Dummies were nailed relatively quickly, though the amount of Bonnie Blairs we ended up having to do was not foreseen–“Something in the Way She Moves” by James Taylor should have been an easy one, but I guess brains were foggy after the Dora. Or, YHC should’ve just assigned it a different exercise. Or, the PAX just needed to see the Q hate his life a little bit.
    After shoulder tapping our way through “Send Me on My Way” by Rusted Root (no one could get the artist), we moseyed back to the flag for some Mary:
    Crunchy Frogs x20 IC
    Freddy Mercuries x15 IC
    Penguins x15 IC

    Named 3 FNG’s: Welcome, Tighty Whities, Red Card, and Horse Pill!

    COT: shared gratitude for F3 and the awesome group, prayer intentions, and Cardinal prayed us out.

    Very encouraging morning! The soreness over the next couple of days will be a beautiful reminder! Thanks for joining me on the journey, gents, and for allowing me to lead.

    See You in the Gloom,
    Goose

  • Just Mary – from Vagabond

    Warm up

    Bring rocks to football field

    Pax choice at 10 yard markers x10
    – 10 burpees
    – 5 Catalina wine mixers + 5 squat
    – 10 merkins + 12 squat

    Marry for rest of beatdown to tunes with Mary in it:

    on back legs lifted rock rotate back forth R/L

    Flutter with rock

    Cocoon – lay flat with arms legs outstretched then crunch with arms at side of bent knees

    Low plank knee tap

    Glue bridge march – wife pleaser with arms extended straight up and lift alternating knee to chest

    Sideways bear walk – knees just off ground

    Leg lifts without touching ground (6 inches to 90 degrees)

    Bird dog knee touch

    Hello Dolly with rock

    Nolan Ryan

    Crunch start with legs extended

    American hammer

    Big bois with rock arms extended

    Back alternating toe touches

    Floyd Mayweather low

    Plank jacks with shoulder tap

    Side plank elbow with opposite arm outstretched

    COT

  • WAIT…The Mountain Is The Other Way! – from Fast Tax

    It was a brisk morning at Wolfpack Mountain. As YHC walked up to the circle, it was apparent that many of the PAX assembled were stretching out for an anticipated run to the Mountain…little did they know that was not to occur. As the clock ticked toward 5:30 we were joined by 2 FNG’s and welcomed two PAX from out of state: Roadhouse (F3 Omaha) and Chazz (F3 Naperville).

    After disclaimer, we moseyed off into the park, confusion/consternation evident on the face of some of the PAX as the Q clearly was going the wrong way…the mountain was the other way. I could almost hear the thoughts emanating from those in the back, “does he know this is WPM? Should we tell him we usually head the other way?” Nope, not today.
    We moseyed all of about 25 yards and circled up for warmups, which began with the ordinary and then a couple of more creative items thrown in: Abe Vigodas, SSH, Nancy Kerrigans, Hairy Rockettes.

    Warmups completed, we moseyed through the park until YHC found 3 trees suitable for the next event – Bearmuda Triangle. It turns out the event was aptly named since we mysteriously lost a couple of PAX along the way…
    Three trees, ~30yds apart in shape of a triangle. PAX performs one burpee at first tree and bear crawls to 2nd tree, 2 burpees and bear crawls to 3rd tree, 3 burpees and bear crawl back to 1st marker. Rinse and Repeat except 3,6,9 Crab Merkins (which were apparently new to Uptown). Rinse and repeat 9,12,15 Burpees. Add in navigating through the dog crap…Priceless.

    Captain Thor followed, a 1:4 ratio of BBS to American Hammer, performed OYO, increasing by 1:4 each rep, 10 reps. For those who like to avoid math, the total effort was 55 BBS and 220 Amer Hammers.

    Still not facing a mutiny from the dirty hands and lack of running, YHC called out the next exercise, Welsh Dragons.
    While remaining in plank position, PAX bear crawls forward 5 yds, does 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and tap the BACK of each shoulder 1 time. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each 5 yds – bear crawl forward 5 yds, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of back of shoulder taps… etc. We continued until we got to 10 reps each (50 yds), holding plank for rest of PAX to finish.

    With time to spare, YHC thought Indian Crab Walk, sure, why not…

    We wrapped up the day’s events circled up around the fountain for tricep dips and the manatee, an over-the-back shoulder-leg stretchy thing starting from the superman position. Yes, it looks as funny as it sounds.

    As 6:15 came upon us, we headed back to the virtual flag for COT, welcoming our new FNGs, Prairie Dog and Carpetbagger. Followed by Coffeteria at PJs.
    PS, It wasn’t until later that YHC realized (or was reminded) that PAX were likely hoping to get a lot of running in for RunCajunRun…Sorry.

    Thanks for the fellowship and the chance to lead at WPM!
    SYITG

  • 2 is the loneliest number – from Kenna Brah

    2 total Pax for the Scrum – reversed roles from W’ho, but same two PAX.
    Quick Mosey to the Gym for Warm up
    20x Imperial walkers
    15X Torso Twists
    15x Tin Soldiers
    15x Low Slow Squat
    Danced around some equipment – no joy there – moved on to Thing 1
    For every Light Post To the Cultural Center, we did various things
    L Side Linge – 5 Mercs
    R-Side Lunge – 10 Dips at the Bench
    Bear Crawls/10 Squats
    Reverse Lunge/10 Wife Pleasers
    High Knees/5 Mercs
    Butt Kickers/10 BB Sit Ups
    Other Assorted moves I can’t remember – ☹
    Arrive at the Cultural Center –Thing 2 – DORA
    100 Mercs
    150 Squats
    200 BB Situps
    Timer Bernie up the Ramp and around
    Thing 3 –
    While 1 PAX Holds Peoples Chair – other PAX bounds up the stairs and does 5 Dips on the railing – 5 Rounds
    AT the Ramp – Side Shuffle up and down the ramp
    At the Entrance – 10x 10 Sec Wife Pleasers , Feet on Bench
    Back to Flag – 3 Min Left –
    Mountain Climbers
    Plank Hold

    Done
    COT

  • Dora what? – from Cracklin

    A nice change of pace from the chilly morning; today was t-shirt and burpee weather for the 11 PAX that joined. And Burpees we did! We also had a group of extracurricular runners who completed a 2-mile pre run before joining us. But the gloom gives no extra credit!

    Started off with warm-ups at the lakefront
    SSHx20
    Imperial Walkersx15
    Arm Circles x15
    Arm Circles back x15
    Grass Grabbersx15

    Got on our faces for the 2nd half of warmup
    Peter Parkersx15
    Mountain Climbers x15
    8-count body builders x10

    Then Mosey’d our way over to the road portion of the levee( ya’ll know, I never do grass workouts!).
    We ran a set of DORA’s
    100 burpees
    200 Merkins
    300 flutter kicks
    Then mosey’d back to the lakefront and finished off with some extra difficult Mary.
    Countarama
    Namearama
    Intentions