F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Pax Choice: Truth or Lie – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Truth or Lie:
    – confessor stands in middle and says truth or lie about himself
    – others call out whether they believe or think it’s B.S….lie red light; truth white light
    – pax who are correct 15 merkins
    – pax who are wrong 5 rock burpees at tree line 20 yards away
    – if everyone guesses confessor accurately then confessor gets 10 burpees (ie, hand Grenada)

    btw- some pax believed I had 1 testicle (sheesh)

    Then onward to Gazebo circle up and pick cards from dish round circle:

    10 burpees, or…pick 1:
    30 merkins
    30 big bois sit-ups

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    25 dips
    20 box cutters (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 thrusters
    30 curls

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 tricep extension
    20 forward lunges (2is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 American hammers w/rock (R/L = 1)
    25 overhead press

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    30 step ups (4 count) w/rock
    20 decline shoulder taps (2is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 V-ups
    25 LBCs (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    8 rock burpees
    30 rows

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    15 reverse lunges (2is1) w/rock
    bear crawl gazebo perimeter

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    Sprint to gym and back
    10 Bulgarian split squat (R/L)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 plank jacks (4 count)
    30 squats w/rock

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    15 imperial squat walkers (4 count)
    20 side step squats w/rock (1is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    50 side straddle hops (OYO)
    30 Bobby Hurley (OYO)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 kettle bell swings (1is1)
    15 wife pleasers w/rock (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 Plank rock slide R/L (1is1)
    15 London Bridge (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    Double time rifle carry rock around hill
    20 flutter w/rock (4count)

    COT

  • Frost, Icy, Misty Mountain – from Willie

    After the standard disclaimer in 24 degree (feels like temp) weather, I connected my bluetooth speaker, and hit shuffle on my F3 playlist. My standard music rules apply. Any of the PAX can declare a skip at anytime, resulting in 10 burpees for the entire PAX. There are no back to back skips, so skip wisely. The Pax moseyed across St. Charles Ave. for a warm up in Loyola’s Rosy Palm Court. Warmup exercises were in cadence:

    SSH x20, Imperial Walkers x20, Hill Billys x20, F/B ArmCircles x10, Grass Grabbers x10… After warm up we proceeded to the base of the Big Mountain.

    Once at the base of the Mountain, the PAX did Hurpees (hand release burpees) on both sides of each level of the Mountain until reaching the top. On level 3, Yanni popped up on the playlist, we had a skip, and the Pax added 10 burpees the the 5 hurpees.

    After completing Hurpee Mountain, we went down to level 6, partnered up and did a DORA 100,200,300, Squats, LBTs (1 is 1) and, Rocky Balboas (2 is 1)

    We wrapped up the workout in a circle of MARY with each PAX choosing an exercise until it was time to head back to the flag all to the sounds of Mardi Gras music.

    COT ensued…It is always a privilege to lead this group of men!

  • Dough Nguyener Beatdown of the week – from Hokie

    The slacker Q was moving slow and arrived at 6:31 and was grateful to Catfish for not cheating the Pax out of any of their workout

    The warmup included 8 count body builders, SSH, grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers & Ascending Testicles

    1st round of the workout
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back
    100 SSH, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back and circle the six

    During round 1 the Q notices two pax were unable to participate in the runs so a quick modification was made. For all the following rounds, the non-runners would mosey the great lawn and the runs to RR tracks for remaining Pax were changed as follows

    Round 2
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back
    100 imperial walkers , run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back and circle the six

    Round 3
    10 burpees, run backwards across great lawn & back
    100 lunges , run backwards across great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 4
    10 burpees, run around great lawn & back
    100 Merkins , run around great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 5
    10 burpees, run around great lawn stopping for 10 burpees in each corner

    Return to flag for COT

    CRAZY IVAN
    RUN CAJUN RUN

    Prayers – Frac’s brother in law passed away at 45 after a stroke. Keep Frac’s sister, Jo, in our prayers.

    After 7 Pax for the workout, we had 8 at Cafe Navarre for Dough Nguyener, Thumb War’s in-laws, King Cake

    Thank you for opportunity to lead, sorry for being a slacker … reminder I was 1 minute late for the start … Q’s should post 15 minutes early! I apologize

  • Rocky on the Bayou – from Paradox

    Looking for inspiration to beat this new year into submission YHC pulled together a hybrid of Rocky Balboa inspiration so we could see 2022 through the eye of the tiger.

    Warmorama: SSH, Imperial walkers, arm circles, cherry pickers, high knees, self love

    Pre Round 1
    Played Eye of the Tiger: 60 second intervals, plank, mountain climber, merkins, mountain climber, plank

    Round 1 w/ Apollo Creed
    Running Rich Mansions loops taking turns with ole hickory (30 lb bar)
    Return to parking lot for Creed sprints x2

    Round 2 w/ Clubber Lang
    Indian Run on rich mansion loop with ole Hickory at the lead man, last man with 3 burpees then catch up to front

    Round 3 w/ Ivan Drago: If he dies, he dies…
    Every light post on rich mansion loop with variation pushups at each stop (merkins, wide, diamond, peter parker, parker peter, stagger left, stagger right, burpees, lbcs ) one man has ole hickory at each stop for squat presses
    Return to Stage for Mary: Flutter kicks, dolphin hops
    COT with Enron on the prayers

  • 36 degrees, 36 reps – from Rudy

    Brrr.. It was chilly this morning. There’s only one way to stay warm. That’s right – break out the Lucky Bear. That’ll keep YHC warm! But it definitely prompted some strange looks from the other folks getting an early workout under the shelter. BUT I WAS WARM.

    The LVCC was apparently chilly, so Snooze, Mama’s Pride and Kuch waited as long as possible before emerging for the workout. Frac, confused by a large green fuzzy thing, joined the OTHER PAX for his pre-thang burpees. Baywatch, wearing 17 layers, looked almost as warm as YHC. And then Saban. Brave Saban wearing his shorts. What’s he thinking…

    At 5:28, Mahatma decided that it was time for the workout to get started. Patience, big chief! At 5:30, YHC issued the disclaimer. And we were off.

    Warm Up: some stretching, then SSH x36 (one rep for each degree that the Mini reported this am).

    Thing #1: Lucky 7s. 7 minutes. Each minute, 7 burpees then finish out the minute with exercise that YHC names. Kuch was strangely quiet, after griping that his heart rate wasn’t moving during the warm up. FInish with 1 more burpee for an even 50.

    Thing #2: Grab some bricks from the Mini, and lets head to the mountain. Going up and over, we’ll stop at the half-way, top, 3-quarter and bottom. At each stop, the PAX will do 36 reps. But… If you finish early, keep rep’ing until the 6 finishes the 36 reps. YHC won’t point fingers, but a certain jolly green figure was usually leading up the rear. Situps, Squats, Twists, American Hammer, Calf Raises, Carolina Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps and Newton Cradles.

    OK, I GREATLY underestimated how hard 36 Newton Cradles (2 is 1) would be. That took a while, and several pauses. Yikes.

    Mosey back to the shelter for 2 rounds of 18x Wonder Bras in the peoples chair.

    COT: Prayers of comfort for Frac’s sister, having just lost her husband at too early of an age. Thanks, PAX, for dragging yourselves out of the warm comfort of your beds to start the day pushing me to be a better man.

  • Live Your Chest Life – from Paradox

    **extra late edition** (blame it on Omicron)

    On an extra muggy post- Christmas beatdown YHC was ready for his VQ. Goose arrived to show the ropes and Percolator came in just in time for the mosey. I was armed with a prop (30 lb bar called “ole hickory”) and some choice music up my sleeves for the boys to live our Chest life.
    Warmorama: SSH, Imperial walkers, arm circles, cherry pickers, downward dog (hold 30 sec)
    Mosey: bumper to stop sign to get the glutes firing
    Thang 1: We took rich mansion loop taking turns with ole hickory. At every light post we did following :merkins, diamond merkins, werkins, staggered pushups, peter parkers, parker peters, LBC – chest break- while one man had hickory doing push squats.
    Finished off with a run from last light pole back to the stage passing turns with ole hickory.
    Thang2: Finished the chest life with Eminem “till I collapse”, pushup on “yo left” hold plank the rest. Followed by TubThumpin (burpees on “get knocked down”) and Mobys “Flower” with leg raises on Sally up.
    6 Mom: Big boy situpus, LBCs, Dolphin hops, Dealers choice (Nolan ryans, mountain climbers)
    COT- with Goose on Prayers
    Thanks for weathering my first Q boys!

  • Westward Ho—down R.E.S.P.E.C.T – from Bolt

    Warm-o-rama
    SSH (25), Abe SLOWgodas (12x), arm circles forward/back, seal claps, overhead claps(all 20x), self love (10); Toy soldiers, Hillbillies (15x)

    Frac rules enabled (plane coming in=pause the current exercise for 5 burpees then resume whatever was going on (2X)
    Rochamburpees
    winner does merkin/loser burpees and ties both do merkins, reps equal to round (10 rounds)
    Everest(up/over/back the levee):
    Lunge up one step, perform 1 squat, lunge up with other leg, perform 1 squat.
    Side straddle hop burpees:
    Perform 5 Side-Straddle Hops in cadence, then drop and do 2 Burpees (5 rounds/10 burpees)
    Planks Jacks (ICx50, Duh!?)
    Escalator:
    10 jump-ups, 20 burpees, 30 merkins
    Chumbaburpee:
    SSH at beginning of song, then every time they say, “I get knocked down, but i get up again” you do a burpee. While not doing burpees, you are continuously doing SSH.
    Tie Fighters
    Baby Arm Circles in a lunge position. Forward BACs with right leg forward. Backward BACs with left leg forward to balance the Force
    Mary
    Dying cockroaches 50x, again—Duh!?)
    Wife Pleaser-Squeezer: heels close to butt, elevate to wife pleaser but hold at the top for three count-lower to ground=1, rinse repeat for 10, Mahatma swore his butt didn’t tingle to which I say BS—too scared to admit it!
    Bogey insisted I was gonna need a defibrillator due to my excessive panting throughout the workout to which I say, if I’m not out of breath there’s no way Triple Shift has even broken a sweat.

    COT: beyond honored to be pushed by you men and appreciate those who joined my respect misery.

  • Awake and Present for Okwata – from Snooze

    After doing my best Mama’s Pride impression and sleeping through my Q at Rock City on Monday, I was determined not to let that happen again today. With my alarm clock properly set, I awoke to join and lead 5 PAX for a beatdown on a wet and windy morning at Okwata.

    After a brief disclaimer, we moseyed over to the open area by the lake seawall across from the Mardi Gras Fountain for a quick warmup consisting of: SSH x 20, Windmills x 10, Grass Grabbers x 10, Imperial Squat Walkers x 10, Arm Circles x 10 (both directions), and 8-count Body Builders x 10.

    The Thang

    With our bodies sufficiently warm, we did 2 rounds of stations on the 5 raised planters (1 pax per planter).

    Station 1 = Bulgarian Split Squats (left leg up)
    Station 2 = Derkins
    Station 3 = Bulgarian Split Squats (right leg up)
    Station 4 = Irkins
    Station 5 = Box Jumps
    Station 6 = (Timer) 7 burpees and mosey to Station 1

    Next, we moseyed to Canal Blvd. stopping at each of the 5 tall streetlights along the way for ATMs — 15 Alternating shoulder taps, 10 Tempo merkins, and 10 merkins (all in cadence). In true form police fashion, Triple Shift properly pointed out to me at the third streetlight that my tempo merkins were speeding up and lacked the proper tempo. Never one to want to allow fatigue to impact proper form, I slowed the tempo for the final two streetlights.

    Arriving at Canal Blvd., we rested our swole chests for a bit. Bernie Sanders to the top of the levee, mosey down to the stop sign on the other side; then, back to the lakefront with a Bernie Sanders up and mosey down.

    Enough upper body rest… we moseyed back to the warmup area stopping at each of the 10 shorter light posts along the seawall for Jack Webbs (1 merkin, 2 shoulder press; 2 merkins, 4 shoulder presses; etc…). We arrived back at the warmup area with enough time for LBCs x 20, Dying Cockroach x 20, and Flutter Kicks x 20.

    Back to the flag for COT. As always, thanks for the opportunity to lead.