F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Foggy fog

    Hey, YHC can’t remember jack from three weeks ago, so this is a guess. But he does remember it was foggy and dizzly.

    Begin with some SSHs, Low Slow Squats and other stretches of some variety or another.

    Suicide by lamp post: bearcrawl to a light, then do something (shoulder press?), mosey back; bearcrawl to second light, etc.; for eleven lights.

    Under the canopy for some leg work on the benches: 15 left leg step ups with kettlebells, 15 dips, 15 right leg step ups with kettlebells, 15 derkins, 5 box jumps; rinse and repeat with 10 and finish with 5 box jumps; rinse and release all with 5.

    Crawl back by the lamp posts: bear crawl with 5 crouching lawn mower starts with left hand and then 5 with right; bear crawl to next lamp for 10 and 10; then to next for 15 and 15; etc. for eleven lamp posts.

    Cross the road to close with a quick Circle of Mary or something or other. YHC apologizes for his fogginess: he should have posted this weeks ago. JV

  • Was it you, BooBoo?

    It was just like old times as seven PAX gathered to celebrate my F3 Anniversary. As some of you know, my first workout was last February on the coldest day of 2019. Today, we were greeted by 41 degree (and dropping) temperatures, but fortunately for us it was also wet – @mahatma made sure to point out the hoarfrost once the sun started to come out. I said a quick “Thank You” to whoever signed me up to Q (sideways glance at @boo-boo).

    Disclaimers and a warm up – side straddle hop, “A?” Pagodas (slow windmills), arm circles, and grass grabbers. Then it was a grab your rock and head to the hill sort of day.

    Out of consideration for the PAX, I went over the hill to check on the moisture and – uh oh – wet AND my calves cramp. It will be modifications for me. We decide it’s not TOO wet, so we begin our 11’s. First round is curls for girls, up and over the hill, merkins, and back again. I decided against making the men do sit ups in the wet grass, so for the second round of 11s we do squat presses, climb the hill and back, then big boy sit ups on the track. This takes less time than I anticipated so we finish off the lifting with 30 rows, then it’s back to the rockpile.

    @hand-grenada does the math for us: 11’s gives you 55 reps of both exercises (or some other high number).

    We finish with Mary’s, but not before cameo appearances by random joggers named @revsox and @rudy (congrats on the 100 miles!). Everyone gets to call a workout today. LBCs, dying cockroach (GET YOUR LEGS UP!), crunchy frog, v-hold, russian twist (or american hammers), gas pumps, and penguins.

    Name-O-Rama, circle of trust, I thank F3Nola for helping me to grow, then it’s off to a hot shower. In the end, thank you for pushing me to Q, BooBoo!

  • An attack of the FartSack Virus

    With a delightful temperature of around 45 and the wind blowing a tad over 20 or 25 mph or so and waves spewing sea cucumbers and other detritus over the seawall, the diligent PAX were few in the gloom this morning. YHC can only rationally deduce that all the other PAX had electronic gizmos that were collectively hacked with a virulent strain of a corona virus variant, the FartSack Virus. [Ludites rule!] While some local news reporter was parked across the way, no doubt waiting for Hawgcycle to tell him where Jim Cantore or some bicycling science teacher at Country Day might be found, the PAX wondered who was the Q? Where was the Q? So two seconds to 5:30, YHC became the first Q: Ready Teddy, Okey Dokey, yada yada yada, and so on. Q1 (JV): The PAX quickly moseyed over the levee for quieter environs for a warmup. SSHs 20xIC, Imperial Walkers 20xIC, Low Slow Squats 20xIC, Grass Grabbers 20xIC and Windmills 20xIC. The PAX then moseyed on the street over to the Canal Street hump. For the first round of four: mosey up the levee for 20 merkins, then mosey down for 20 dying cockroaches (2-is-1); rinse and repeat but with only 15; then rinse and repeat again but with only 10; and finally rinse and repeat with only 5. Over to the grass for some Jack Webb up to 12 (should have gone to 14 to outdo Catfish—next time!).

    Q2 (Holy Grove): back to the Canal Street hump. Bernie Sanders up, SSHs till the 6 arrives, mosey down and then SSHs till the 6 arrives; rinse and repeat three more times. #TClaps to Q2 for the words of encouragement to Q1, whose quads were dying. Then to the grass for two rounds of static V-Up folds for 30 seconds each.

    Q3 (Bongo): it still being RRR month, time for a mosey along the levee towards Landry’s and then back to the flag, with an occasional pause for a round of burpees along the way.

    A minute to spare, Q1 (JV) sealed the deal with 10 burpees. Intentions for Sheetrock’s daughter, Holy Grove’s dad and general praise. Thanks, gents, JV

  • And it all started with a big bang, BANG!

    On a cool and windy morning 8 men gathered on Ash Wednesday. What a better way to kick off Lent than to get a good beatdown in while still adding on miles for the Run Ranger Run tally. Disclaimer was given (sorta, got to work on that) and off we went.

    Warm up:

    Mosey over to the warm up area of the practice track and circle up.

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Grass grabbers x 15 IC
    • Self love x 15 IC
    • Arm circles fwd/rev x 10 each IC

    Tha Thang:

    Well today’s instructions were brief. A few months ago I was the Q for a Foundry beatdown where we did The Cooper. Well I wanted to do it again but this time I opted to up the intensity and the PAX was given the instructions on the Sheldon Cooper. Audible groans could be heard. I presume out of excitement.

    Start off with a lap around the track. Then when back at the warm-up area do 10 burpees, 10 squats, 10 merkins, and 10 big boy sit ups. Another lap around and all exercises done with 9 reps. And so on, and so on until all 10 laps were completed. Instructions were also given that if all 10 laps were completed to continue with the routine but starting back at 10 reps for the exercises until time was called. A minimum of 2.5 miles were run by all PAX.

    Gather back at the warm-up area for some stretching that was well received (this time for real).

    Mosey back to the invisible flag, count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and COT. Looking forward to the next time.

  • RRR at the Renaissance

    This Sunday was a simple one, catch up on Run Ranger Run miles. A brief disclaimer, and a quick warm up:

    SSH x 20, Grass Grabbers x 10

    Mosey to the practice track and do some miles…..

    Stretch for a few minutes before heading back…

    Stop behind NOMA for 3 Sunday Mornings! It’s just not the Renaissance without them!

    COT followed by 100% attendance at coffeteria. Good Times!

    SYITG

  • Popeyes Down Range

    YHC woke up and checked the Q sheet, finding out this guy had the Q! Quick rush to the AO with a couple minutes to spare. 49er from out of town brought an out of town FNG. Brief disclaimer then get down to business.
    Warmup of

    SSH x 31, IW x 20, grassgrabbers x 10, Peter Parker’s x 20, Shoulder taps x 20, Parker Peter x 20.
    10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to the outdoor gym for Stations:

    Station 1 – Step ups
    Station 2 – Rows
    Station 3 – Declined ‘mericans
    Station 4 – Squats
    Station 5 – Run 40 yards, 5 Burpees, run back (timer)
    Rinse and Repeat

    Mosey to the hill for 11’s

    On top of the hill, descending burpees, ascending squat jumps at the base of hill.

    times up, mosey back to flag for COT

    FNG is from Atlanta, raised in WV. Sending him back to Atlanta as Reluctant Falcon…

    SYITG

  • Death Star Trench Run #3

    DSTR #3 is in the books. I think last year we started earlier but after some reflection I think 630 is a good time. We had a nice run. 17 pax sunny very comfortable. Total CHAOS on the neutral ground.

    A good 6 miles at a 9 min pace. Choot Em on bike!

    A solid run with plenty to look at!

  • I once was lost, but now am Found(ry)

    I once was lost, but now am Found(ry). This statement technically makes no sense, but I liked the way it sounded so I decided to use it as the name for the Backblast. With that being said, here’s how things went down:

    WarmUp:

    • Jog to Noma, then we did:
    • Side straddle hops – 15 in cadence
    • Mountain climbers – 15 in cadence
    • Concrete Grabbers – 15 in cadence
    • Windmills – 15 in cadence
    • Self love

    The Thang:

    • Jog to Peristyle, then we did:
    • Merkins – 30 in cadence
    • LBC’s – 30 in cadence
    • Low slow squats – 30 in cadence
    • Calf raises – 30 in cadence
    • Dips – 30 in cadence
    • Jog back to flag, then we did:
    • Rocky Balboas – 30 in cadence
    • Plankjacks – 30 in cadence
    • Floyd Mayweathers – 30 in cadence
    • Burpees – 10 on your own

    After that, we did some static stretching, count-off, name-o-rama, announcements & intentions. Thanks for the opportunity to lead, fellas. I always enjoy it!

  • Rain Rain go away! We want to Route 66 today!

    Raining cats and dogs as YHC pulled up to the AO at the Fly.  Would the PAX show???  Lucky for me Willie and Kong texted that they were on their way.  My trip out into the great, wet, gloomy gloom would not be for naught!  Here they are with Jingle Vader sprinkled in for good luck.  Let’s get this party started.  Disclaimer and off we go.

    Mosey to Shelter for Warm Up:

    • Toy Soldiers
    • Self-Love
    • Windmills
    • Jane Fonda’s
    • Open Gates
    • Close Gates

    Thing 1

    Stay in Shelter for

    • RL Step Ups with KB X11
    • Dips with KB X11
    • LL Step Ups with KB X11
    • Dips with KB X11

    Thing 2

    Time to get wet!

    Mosey to First Light for Route 66

    Starting at First Light  

    Manmaker’s – Merkin followed by right arm and left arm renegade rows with KB. Jump feet in then bring the weights up to shoulders while squatting. When coming out the squat shoulder press at the top.

    Start with 1 rep and walk/run to next light add a rep at each light up to 11 for a total of 66 manmaker’s.

    Thing 3

    Mosey back to Shelter and Circle up for:

    • Single Arm Switch Swings OYO 40 seconds
    • Tick Tock Lunge L OYO 40 seconds
    • Tick Tock Lunge R OYO 40 seconds
    • American Swing OYO 40 seconds
    • Rocky Balboas OYO 40 seconds
    • Squat to Press R OYO 40 seconds
    • Squat to Press L OYO 40 seconds

    Stay in circle for some Core/Arm work:

    • Skull crushers w/wife pleasers on upstroke IC X20
    • Flutter Kicks with Bell IC X20
    • Finish with Curls IC with Left Knee Raised then Right Knee Raised

    Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Nine holes before sunrise

    In the on-going spirit of #RRR, but consistent with our Tsunami boot-camp ethos, YHC decided to try something new…

    After a brief warm up of SSH, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, and Low Slow Squats, the pax were off around the Audubon Park track down to the Magazine Street entrance.

    Mosey to the entrance to Audubon Park Golf Course for the main event – nine holes of golf, with increasing exercises at each tee box:

    #1: 1 burpee, 2 merkins, 3 squats

    #2: 2 burpees, 4 merkins, 6 squats

    #3: 3 burpees, 6 merkins, 9 squats

    ….

    #9: 9 burpees, 18 merkins, 27 squats

    Total: 45 burpees, 90 merkins, 135 squats

    Unfortunately no time for a post-round beer in the clubhouse. We then completed the lap around the park and back to COT by 6:15. 4.1 miles total, plus some solid reps…great push by the pax this morning. That was tough, especially in the thick gloom, but fun to try something new

    Until next time…

    Mariah xo