F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • 9 holes Mardi Gras golf

    Got the park early for a little Birthday Q!

    After a quick disclaimer we did the small loop and met at the stage for warmup

    SSH, grass grabbers, mountain climbers, plank jacks, toy soldiers

    Next we moseyed over to the First hole for 9 holes of Mardi gras golf

    1st hole – Merkins 10x

    2nd hole- American hammers

    3rd hole- Rosalitas

    4th hole- Dying cockroach

    5th hole- Imperial Walkers

    6th hole- Gorilla humpers

    7th hole- Reverse crunckes

    8th hole- Alternating shoulder taps

    9th hole- Squats

    Next we moseyed over to the shelter for:

    Incline merkin, RLSU, decline merkin,Dips, LLSU. There was a little chatter about the increase in pace. Sorry

    Next we circled up for Mary: crunchy frog, leg lifts, sorry forgot the other 2

    We had a few minutes to spare so we did another small loop around the parking lot and moseyed back to the flag for name-o- rama and a little mardi gras prayer.

    Second Q was definitely a lot easier than the first thanks to a lot of those early morning F3 workouts.

  • Monkey Humper Monday

    Got to bed late and was feeling tired and uninspired this am – forced myself to the beatdown because I was the Q today. First person I saw was Revit and I mentioned that I wasn’t feeling it yet – and he reminded me that sometimes getting out of bed “the daily red pill” is the biggest challenge. And he is right! The whole day is better because of that one decision.

    Got the PAX together and ran across Magazine to the Figure 8 path in front of Audubon statue. Here we did a quick warm up: SSH x 20, Low Country Crabs x 20, Mtn Climbers x 20. Then we did 20 Monkey Humpers OYO, and do 20 MHs OYO at the tip of the 8s and where the line crosses so we did 100 MHS total.

    Then we moseyed to the FLY. We did some LBC x 20, Leg Lifts x 20 and dying roaches x 20. We also did 20 Monkey Humpers OYO.

    From there we moseyed to near the hill – at the hill we did Merks around the clock. With our hands on the curb. at 12, 3, 6, 9. oclock.

    After that we moseyed to a softer spot – and did 20 Jlos. Plus 20 Monkey Humpers.

    I let the boys open up the throttle for a full run to the Labrynth. The lead guys were supposed to ping pong for the 6 to get those extra miles.

    At the Labrynth we did Bulgarian splits L and R and Dips.

    Then we went for the long mosey back to the FLAG. Got to the FLAG early so we did Monkey Humpers until the 6 got there. With the 6 we did another 1 min of Monkey Humpers.

    Thanks for making me take the DRP today – I will be back at it on Wed!

  • 7 Of Diamonds

    A traditional Tsunami Beatdown.

    8 Pax gathered in the humid gloom.

    After a disclaimer we ran to the circle of power for a warmup:

    SS Hop x 20, Self Love x 10, Imperial Squat Walker x 20, Open the Gate x 10.

    We then ran to the Green Grass of the Tulane quad for a 7 of diamonds:

    We did each exercise at each corner:

    7 Burpees, 14 Merks, 21 Tin Snips, 28 Squats, 21 Tin Snips, 14 Merks, 7 Burpees.

    Mariah finished first and lead Mary.

    Back to the flag for COT and Prayer.

  • “Tulane Bowling Team” EH

    25 Pax Gathered in the Gloom for a running + burpee workout.

    After a disclaimer we began with a warmup of:

    SS Hop x 20, Grass Grabber x 10, Mountain Climber x 20.

    Then to the track for 2 laps around the park. Starting with 10 burpees we then ran to the St. Charles entrance and did 10 more burpees then back to magazine with 10 more burpees. We then did another course for a total of 50 burpees and 2 laps around the park.

    For those who finished early we did BLIMPs along Oak Alley, El Wire tired to EH the “Tulane Bowling Team”

    Back to the flag for a COT, Prayer.

  • A Predictable Workout

    22 Pax

    Conditions

    Clear, 53 F, Feels like 55 F, Humidity 84%, Wind 6mph from SSW.

    Warm-up

    SSH x 25; Peter Parker x 25; Windmills x 15; Merkins x 25; Squats x 25

    The Thang

    Four Corners:  NE corner = 20 burpees; NW corner = 30 merkins; SW corner = 40 Squats; SE corner = 50 Big Boi Sit-ups.  Pax can attack the corners in any order they choose.  We finished, run back to the middle and line up in plank in the order you finish.  T-claps to Mahatma for finishing first.

    Rarajipari:  YHC counts off 5 teams for a game of Rarajipari.  Each team has one baseball that they must kick to their destination.  No rules other than it must be kicked there.  First destination is The Foundry.  T-claps to team #4 for winning – YHC, War Eagle, Triple Shift, and Willie. 

    The Foundry:  5 stations:  Pull-ups; Squat Jumps; Dips; Dying Cockroaches; Imperial Walkers x 25 IC.  Imperial Walkers were the count.  All pax except Team #4 could not touch the ground at anytime during pull-ups.  If so there was a penalty.  Penalty:  More pull-ups while everyone else stretched their hamstrings.

    Rarajipari to the practice field by Diagonal Avenue.  T-claps to Team #2 for winning.  I don’t know who that was, because it wasn’t me.

    Bear Crawls:  Bear crawl to the far end zone, then turn around and come back. When the lead dog (or bear in this case) reaches you on his way back, turn around and come back with him.  Penalty = 30 merkins every time you drop to your knee or stand up.  Team #2 was exempt from the penalty.  T-claps to King Kong for being the lead dog.

    Rarajipari to the fountain without a fountain in front of NOMA.  Team #2 finished first again.

    Ledge Work:  Incline Merkins x 7; Dips x 7; Channing Tatum x 7; Tatum Channing x 7; repeato.

    10! – A set of 10 Squats, 10 Merkins, 10 Big Boi Sit-ups, then a set of 9, then a set of 8…finished with a set of 5. 

    Mosey back to the flag for COT

    NMM

    • No one broke an ankle during Rarajipari, making this work out hugely successful.
    • A ball was lost in the sculpture garden.  This is the first time a team has managed to lose a ball. 
    • King Kong was the hero of the workout, taking one for the team and bear crawling the entire 200 yards.
    • T-claps to Green Screen a faithful muscleship attendee who is apparently not plugged into any of our various communication methods.  He was prepared for Muscleship and got Rarajipari.  T-claps to him for seeing it through. 
    • Roots seemed highly disappointed that I ended 10! At 5.  Roots is a finisher. 

  • Let’s go down and up the ladder. It’s Mardi Gras time!

    Yes, Mardi Gras time is upon us.  After a long first weekend where YHC walked in TWO parades, YHC was wondering how he could plan a challenging beatdown that wouldn’t use much of his voice.  Hmmmm…let’s see.  Welcome and Disclaimer let’s mosey to in front of bandstand for:

    Warm Up

    • Imperial Walkers IC X20
    • Toy Soldiers (in place) IC X20
    • Windmills IC X15
    • Self-Love IC X15

    Mosey to lagoon side of bandstand for:

    Cooper!  A Burpee/Squat/Merkin ladder beginning at 10 count of each exercise descending down 1 rep with a long lap from bandstand to track through parking lot and back to bandstand between each round.  For those that make it all the way down the ladder, go back up starting with 1 rep, 2 reps, etc.    As an added bonus YHC has brought some music for your listening pleasure!  Sorry for “You’re the Best” Angie’s List, you Karate Kid hater.  I think I made up for it with a little Tenacious D.

    Time is up.  Mosey to Flag for Mission Impossible to Close Out

    Nice job PAX!  Especially those PAX who ran over 4 miles.  Looking at you Mariah and Bieber, who may have run a half-marathon. 

    Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Me and Jim

    Conditions

    Heavy Rain, 58 F, Feels like 58 F, Humidity 96%, Wind 15 mph from NW

    The Thang

    0515

    Me:  Good morning Jim.

    Cantore:  What are those? I thought we were running.

    Me:  Kuch calls them my Mandals.  They are a pair of overpriced flip flops with a fatal design flaw.  I duct taped them, so we should be good this morning.  What is that you are wearing?

    Cantore: Gortex…HERE WE ARE ON THE FRONT PORCH OF CRAIG PARTEN, KNOWN TO HIS F3 BROTHERS AS HAWGCYCLE.

    Me:  Why are you yelling?  You’re going to wake my kid.

    Cantore: CAN’T HELP IT.  I’M EXCITED.  EVERY THURSDAY THE HEARTIEST SOULS IN THE NEW ORLEANS REGION MEET AT PONTIFF PARK, RAIN OR SHINE, FOR WHAT THEY CALL THE WALLY RUN.  IT’S A 4+ MILE JOG THROUGH THE AFFLUENT SUBURBAN STREETS OF THE OM.

    Me: Let’s go before you wake the neighborhood.

    0525

    Cantore:  THE RAIN IS REALLY COMING DOWN.  THIS IS CERTAINLY A MULTI CELL CLUSTER AND WE ARE BEING POUNDED BY ONE OF THE STRONGER CELLS AT THE MOMENT. 

    Me:  We are a little early and I’d rather not stand around by ourselves in the rain.  Let’s jog round the parking lot then run by the pumps to see if they are on.

    Cantore:  THE PUMPS WILL PROVIDE AN AMAZING CAMERA SHOT.

    Me:  …

    0530

    Cantore:  ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE MEETS?

    Me:  This is it.  I expected to see everyone running out of their cars to meet us, but I don’t see any cars. 

    Cantore:  ARE THEY SKIPPING THE RUN BECAUSE OF THIS MODERATE MULTI CELL CLUSTER THAT IS MOVING THROUGH THE AREA?

    Me:  No.  No way.  Not these guys.  These guys can handle a little rain.  It’s got to be something else.  Boo Boo has to go in early to work sometimes.  Hobbs has a trial going on, so he probably had to head to work early.  It’s possible the rapture happened, that would explain Rev Sox and War Eagle not being here.  Pai Gow obviously has an addiction to Asian games of chance, so he might be at the Treasure Chest. Last time I saw Triple Shift he was Tuesday at City Park. He was talking to SFx about home schooling, vaccinations, and proper squat form…there is a chance he still there.  Tua’s wife just had twins, so I he’ll be out for the next 18 years. Fracsac randomly moves to the Westbank every now and then.  I fully expect Jingle Vader is sporting a tank top at Okwata as we speak. Two Yutes has some issues when it comes to dirt, so I’m guessing the debris in the rainwater might keep him away.

    Flashback to Monday at work.

    Me:  What’s up Jeff?  Why are you throwing your shoelace in the trash?

    Two Yutes:  It came untied and part of it touched the bathroom floor.  Can’t have that.

    Me: Where’s your belt?

    Two Yutes:  It touched the outside of the urinal. 

    Me: …

    Back to Pontiff

    Me:  There’s Mahatma, but he told me to my face that he hates running with me.  I respect his honesty.  Rudy….hmmmm…I don’t even know where to start.

    Cantore:  SO IT’S JUST US?

    Me:  Yeah, sorry.  We should have gone to Okwata.  They usually have 20-30 guys post there.  I’m sure this morning will be epic.  Do you want to go home?

    Cantore:  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  I LIVE FOR THIS.  LET’S GO.

    0537

    Cantore: WHAT’S THAT HOOLIGAN DOING?        

    Me:  I think he is just a teacher at Country Day going to work.

    Cantore:  GET BEHIND ME.  IF HE TRIES ANY FUNNY BUSINESS I’LL NINJA KICK HIM.

    Me:  I think we’re fine.

    Cantore:  EXCUSE ME SIR.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR?

    Country Day Teacher:  I’m heading into work early.  I have to prepare my Chemistry Lab.

    Cantore:  WILL THE SCHOOLS NOT BE CANCELLED TODAY.  THERE IS A MODERATE MULTI CELL CLUSTER THUNDERSTORM IN THE AREA.

    Country Day Teacher:  I certainly hope not.  Today my students are scheduled to turn in their group project.  They will be using tribal African Dance to explain the exothermic reaction produced by mixing Sodium Hydroxide and Sulfuric Acid.

    (Cantore knees him in the groin and we continue on our way.)

    0545

    Cantore:  LOOK AT THE PLYWOOD ON THAT COFFEE SHOP.  EXCELLENT PREPARATION.  YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN ONE OF THESE SLIGHTLY LESS THAN MODERATE CELLS FROM THE CLUSTER MIGHT MOVE THROUGH. 

    Me:  A car ran into it.  It’s been like that for weeks.

    CANTORE:  THAT’S NOT PREPARATION FOR THIS STORM?

    Me:  Sorry to disappoint.

    0555

    Cantore:  THESE HOUSES ARE HUGE.  WHAT DO ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DO FOR A LIVING?

    Me:  Amass debt, I assume.

    0600

    Cantore:  WHERE ARE WE GOING? THIS IS NOT ON THE MAP YOU GAVE ME.

    Me:  Some extra distance.  I’m calling it the Lagniappe Loop.

    Cantore:  WHAT’S LAGNIAPPE?

    Me:  I don’t know.  I hear people say it a lot.  I like alliteration.

    0610

    Cantore:  ARE YOUR NIPPLES ON FIRE?!?

    Me:  Yes.

    0620

    Cantore:  I THOUGHT THIS ENDED AT 6:15.

    Me:  Normally, but this is Run Ranger Run and some kid on the Northshore has been running continuously for the last 5 days.  We have to catch him. 

    0630

    Cantore:  IT WAS A PLEASURE RUNNING WITH THE MEN….ER, ONE MAN OF F3 NEW ORLEANS THIS MORNING.  REPORTING FROM GROUND ZERO OF THE MODERATE MULTI CELL CLUSTER STORM WE HAVE UNECCESARILY NAMED WALLY, THIS IS JIM CANTORE SIGNING OFF.

    Me:  Bye Jim.

  • The Wis

    The Wis

    Conditions

    Overcast, 63 F, Feels like 63 F, Humidity 90%, Wind 8 mph from the South

    The Thang

    27 Pax tried a new route today, crossed the Cabrini Bridge and then went over and back on the Wisner overpass.  We ended up on the back side of the track and ran laps for the 6.  Distance ended up being about 3.5 to get to the track.

    NMM

    • T-claps to the Ruckers that got started at 4 am and got in close to 8 miles – Hokie, Gideon, and Thumbwar
    • Good to see SFx this morning.  He also rucked.  Will rucking become a thing in NOLA? 
    • I like that this route involves the Wisner Bridge, but it’s a little short.  Maybe next time we do it we will add another small loop that involves the Bridge a second time.