F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Stand-in Q for the Tanner

    Stood in for a stricken Tanner at the rocks, Clear and breezy day with 17 PAX. Crimson visited from Raleigh
    Mosey to the spot

    Warmup
    19 Self love @ 4 ct
    19 Each way Arm circle @ 4 ct
    19 Abe Vigoda
    19 SSH
    Poor inflection discipline on my part caused some chortles

    Thang 1 With Rocks in the circle
    After each set of exercises, we rotate clockwise using the next rock till you get back to yours, Very few chose challenging weights so so ribbing ensued.
    SET
    5x Slow Squat
    5x Over Head Press
    5x Curls
    5x Rows or Tricep Extension

    Thang 2 – Rock Relay Ladder –
    The group is split in two and sent to opposite sides of the parking lot of an area. Group A Does 5 burpees then carrites rock to the other side while B side holds Plank.
    Then 10x Merkin, Carry while opposite guy does LBCs
    Then 15x Squats, carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank Right
    Then 10x Merkins,carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank left
    Then 5x Burpees,carry, then Wife Pleasers.

    Thang 3 – Setup PAx in pairs, back-back and transferred rock to the partner either right or left depending on my call This was metally challenging since rock holder and receiver ofter went opposite ways, Many laughs,

    Mosey to the pumps, then we wrapped up with 10 or so merkins to left/right side plank for a brief hold. Then back to the flag and namearama etc.

    Sweaty, breathless men balled up and closed out.

  • 12 Days of Christmas – Sunnyside

    More 2.0s than Dads gathered at UrbanSouth Brewery for the annual Christmas beatdown and fest. Quick disclaimer and we were off up Market St. Some ambitious 2.0s had to be full-stopped before racing across Religious St. in the dark. A few motorists were surprised by the pack the of seemingly feral children that were leading a group of wheezing middle aged men, winding through the dark streets between the warehouses.

    We arrived at Annunciation Square and circled up. Quick 20 SSH in cadence to warm us up. Then the began the days, using the 2.0s as coupons where possible. YHC lucked out with a 2.0 under 25lbs. For PAX without a 2.0, they borrowed from others with several to spare. Modifications were offered if 2.0s were uncooperative.

    1. Partridge in a Pear Tree – squat thrust 2.0 up to the shoulder; or a burpee
    2. V-Ups
    3. Lords/ladies leaping (2.0s hop over dads in plank)  or Russian Twists
    4. Flutter Kicks 
    5. Dizzy Bears
    6. Dying roaches
    7. Plank Jacks
    8. Freddy Mercurys
    9. Measly Merkins
    10. Baby crunches
    11. Crabs a crawling
    12. Burpees or a (12) Partridge in a Pear Tree. 

    The PAX then went to COT and the naming(!) Lots of creativity and individual expression from the 2.0s. Then a mosey back to Urban South to a feast, a bounce house, sweaty & dirty children, and excellent fellowship. Much good food, but shout out to #bones for the smoked boudin he served up.

  • And Then There Were Two (Yutes)

    With a forecast of cold temps, high winds, and rain, YHC was prepared to unleash an epic beatdown under the covered, outdoor stage at Popeyes. As luck would have it, the rain was over by 0530. Two Yutes was brave enough to battle the elements. We elected to modify to a two-mile B.L.I.M.P.S., which allowed YHC to get his daughter to school early, as she requested, to prepare for exams.

    After a quick warm up of 20 SSH and the required five burpees, we were off. We stopped randomly to complete the L.I.M.P., which YHC did out of order for some reason. Back to the flag and completed the S.

    COT: Name-o-rama, announcements, and prayers of gratitude. Thank you Two Yutes for braving the elements and the friendly conversation. PAX expect to see that epic beatdown in the future. It’s packed full of fun and games!

  • Into the warm winter gloom we go…

    Tsunami 12/10/19

    I wondered how many people would show up after the F3 Christmas Party, but around 5:28 several figures emerged through the humid, warm fog and after a quick disclaimer off we went.  

    Into Audubon Park for a quick warm-up on the track: SSH, IW, Squats, Peter Parker, Mountain Climbers, Merkins

    Run track to Drew Brees Playground for circuit #1

    • Ab extensions on the swings x10
    • Diamonds x10
    • Jump squats x10
    • LBC x20
    • X3 rounds

    Back to the track and run full loop of the park, around to playground at Expo/St Charles, picking up Crimson from F3 Carpex who had looped in with our local FiA contingent

    Circuit #2 at Playground:

    • Merkins on balance swing/surf thing x10
    • Split-arm Pull ups x10
    • Derkins on swing x10
    • X3 rounds

    Across St Charles and over to WPM

    Run up to the top of Wolfpack Mountain with 5 merkins at each end (10 merks/floor – 7 floors)

    Back down stairs and back to COT

    Summary:

    • 3.5 miles 
    • 180 merkins/variants
    • Creative use of playgrounds

    On our dark run around the park, we passed many a runner and frightened dog walker until one group yelled out “hey, are you F3?”  Why yes ma’am, we are!  Our F3 brother from Raleigh/Carpex, Crimson, had arrived late and in a new town, standing outside a dark park without any sense of where might be, he’d looped in with a couple of lovelies from FiA and was enjoying a nice morning jog.  He joined up and we kept at it.   We kept up the pace today and covered some ground – strong work from everyone. 

    Until next time

    Xo Mariah 

  • Burpee Claus is coming to town

    Gentlemen, tis the holiday season, and we all know what that means; Burpee Claus is coming to town! So in honor of Burpee Claus and everything that he stands for (which is doing burpees), we did a traditional 6-10 Stomp this morning using the traditional Stomp route: the PAX ran for 6 minutes, then did 10 burpees for 1 minute (we did this 6 times, and then ultimately met back at the flag).

    T-claps to Hawg, Rev & War Eagle for running to the workout from Hawg’s house. I think they also aspired to run back to Hawg’s house as well once the beatdown was over, so they probably each logged 10+ miles this morning. T-claps also to Puddles, Amnesty’s dog, for joining us for the run.

    Once the beatdown was over, we did the count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions & prayer. During announcements, Amnesty mentioned that he has a keg of F3 beer & that he will send some info out on Mumblechatter to let the PAX know when/where to meet if they would like to sample it. Mayhem & Holy Grove both had prayer intentions, so we concluded by lifting up their intentions, lifting up the unspoken intentions & then ultimately thanking the Sky Q for another day of F3 exercise & fellowship. Thanks for the opportunity to lead, fellas. I always enjoy it.

  • It’s All About the Benjamins

    “Well done is better than well said.” ― Benjamin Franklin

    Another Monday in the books at The Chamber.  Today we had 9 men and 1 K-9 looking to sweat out the frustration of a Saints loss, and also sweat out any celebratory weekend libations of LSU’s win and/or holiday festivities.  Since we haven’t ventured much to the westward region of the AO, YHC figured we’d explore a bit and check out the area near Ben Franklin High School, and use the namesake as our theme for the day. Here’s what we did: 

    Warmup – quick lap around the lot, IW, WM, PP, Plank Roll

    Moseyed to the front of BFHS, kicked around the F3 mantra of “male leadership”, followed by an intro about Ben Franklin’s impact as a leader of his time.  Since he’s on the $100 bill, 100 would be our number of the day….cause “it’s all about the Benjamins“, according to Puff Daddy.    

    Wall Sit for 100 sec to start things off while YHC shared a refresher of BF’s accomplishments, contributions, and accolades….

    “Benjamin Franklin played an important role as one of the eight Founding Fathers, helping draft the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution. He never served as president but was a respected writer, printer, political philosopher, politician, Freemason, postmaster, scientist, inventor, humorist, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat.”  Then a few quotes to stew on….“By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.”……….“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin

    BF stop #2 at the front steps, partnered up for a Dora-ish circuit…..PAX #1 works on 100 Step Jumps (2nd step) followed by 100 Declined Hip Slappers  while PAX#2 runs the parking lot loop, where some good F2 was had along the way.  T-claps to Pop Tart for the brisk runs!  

    BF stop #3 near the rear of the building for another Dora-ish circuit…PAX#2 works on 100 Hand Release Merkins followed by 100 Low Slow “Real Man” Squats, cause Ben Franklin didn’t shortcut anything, while PAX#2 runs a similar parking lot loop….more good F2.   

    Since ole Ben was a smart fella, most would assume he was no stranger to the library, so that’s where we headed next.  As the centerpiece of UNO’s campus, the Earl K Long Library boasts some of the finest concrete ledges and sprawling grass around, ideal for some staple F3 exercises.  The plan called for 100 total reps on each of the 4 sides of the building…

    #1 – Dips x25, Calf Raises x25, rinse and repeat  

    #2 – Wall Sit for 100 sec while we brushed up on the history of Earl Long, a former Louisiana governor, leader, and lover of the ladies.    

    #3 – 25 merkins, 25 step lunge walk, rinse and repeat

    #4 – no time left sooo….

    Indian Run back to the flag, getting back just in time.  Capped off with a COT, announcements, and prayer intentions for several families battling serious medial issues, along with those fighting addiction, and for guidance to continue to be strong men, husbands, fathers, and leaders.  

    YHC then remembered to share yet another Franklin quote on the wanke, this one with a bit more substance and relative to what we strive for through F3, and Holy Grove was really digging it, so it was requested that it be read again…      

     “Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.” ― Benjamin Franklin

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  

    Tool 

  • Rolling in Hot

    It was a perfect morning in the Gloom for YHC to shake off some rust after a prolonged absence from Q duty.  YHC rolled in hot, gave the disclaimer, and 29 PAX were off and running.  After a short mosey, the PAX circled up in front of Tulane for a warmup (all IC):

    • SSH x25
    • Lunges x10
    • LSS x20
    • Backward Lunges x10
    • Imperial Walkers x26

    From there, headed straight to the mountain and worked our way to the summit by alternating on each level — Burpees x7 and Plank Jacks x 20 – which worked out to plus or minus 6 sets.  At the top, circle up for a COP featuring (all IC):

    • Wife Pleasers x25
    • Supermans x25
    • Low Country Crab x25
    • Fire Hydrant w/ kick x20

    Not much counting by the PAX, but plenty of mumblechatter about the volume of the wife-pleasing and grumbling about the selection of “classic Yankee” exercises.  Next, we headed down the mountain, this time alternating Merkins x10 and Mountain Climbers x20 at each level.  Plank and wait for the 6 and mosey over to the benches for a final COP (all IC):

    • Box Jumps x20 (up/down as the cadence)
    • Dips x15
    • LL Power Ups x20
    • Dips x15
    • RL Power Ups x20
    • Dips x15

    Mosey back to the flag then hold Mission Impossible for +/- 90 seconds.  Wrap up with the countoff, name-o-rama (welcome FNG-Gump!), and prayer.

    -Mulligan 

  • Total Tension

    7 pax met at the grassy knoll at the Fly on the Sunday after Thanksgiving for some Sweaty Bells. YHC’s plan was to introduce the pax to the Total Tension strength program that we completed recently in Area 51. Details can be found here: https://www.strongfirst.com/total-tension-kettlebell-complex/

    After a brief disclaimer (maybe?), we circled up for a little instruction prior to the start of the workout. The first lesson: you need bigger bells. After that, we did a quick hard-style plank to get the feeling of the total body tension you’re supposed to be trying to achieve during this workout. Next, I explained the four exercises we’d be using today: the clean, the overhead press, the squat, and the renegade row. We partnered up by bell size (with one set of triplets due to the odd numbers).

    The Thang:

    • Double clean x 1
    • Double press x 1
    • Double front squat x 1
    • Renegade row x 1 per side – a renegade row is when you plank on the bells and row one, then the other

    Each round, increase the press reps by 1. The goal is to get to 6-8 presses before coming back down by one rep per round. If it’s too easy, you should increase the weight for the next workout.

    The finisher: 100 double swings in sets of 10-25

  • Table for 2 at Sweaty Bells

    Showed up at 625 with visions of Kettle Bells in my mind. After Voodoos education lesson in KBs last week – I did some research and sure enough 30lbs to 44lbs is the recommended weight range for KBs for men. So my 26.5 kettle is right in the women’s range…oh well.

    No one arrived at 630…so I started my first solo beatdown in 5 years of F3.

    I did a light warmup SSH X 20, and MTN CLIMBERS x 20 and one sprint.

    Then I did my prepared beatdown: 12 days of Christmas with Bells

    Day 1 Burpee

    Day 2 Tricep Press

    Day 3 Rows L and R arm

    Day 4 Goblet Squat. …When I got to Day 4 about 5 min into the beatdown – Tubesteak showed up!

    So once Tube was ready we started over. Instead of the cardio warmup we did a bell warm up Hot Potato, Halos, Figure 8, Around the Waist.

    Then we restarted the 12 days of Christmas with Bells

    1 Burpee

    2 Tricep Press

    3 Rows L/R

    4 Goblet Squat

    5 KB Swings

    6 Chest Press

    7 Russian Twist

    8 One arm press L/R

    9 Knelling Thrust to Press

    10 Wife Pleaser

    11 Seated Overhead Press

    12 Curls

    We finished at 705. So we closed with 4 corners on the soccer field.

    Corner one: Tricep Press x 25, Suitcase to next corner, KB Swing x 25, Suitcase to the next corner Chest Rows x 25, suitcase to the next corner, and then at the final corner we did Curl to Squat to Press x 15 Then we did one turkish getup L and R.

    Closed with a prayer and Thanks for the Coffee Tubesteak!

    Gabrielle with the Coffee post at PJS.

  • Back to the Basics

    Back to the Basics

    There is something special about the Sunday morning workouts. Maybe it’s about starting the week off right, or maybe it’s the opportunity to sweat with other dedicated men. Maybe it’s both. Regardless, YHC took the Q at the Renaissance this week to bring back the thing we all love to hate…..The Burpee.
    4 men committed to improving posted with a shovel flag planted in front of NOMA. There was discussions about LSU, Georgia, and Ohio State, but none of that mattered once the clock hit 0600. A brief disclaimer, and then……
    Mosey to the freshly cut grass area, really more of a 10 step mosey…..
    Warmup
    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 20
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20

    Mosey to the Foundry for Stations

    Round 1
    Dips, Step ups, knee ups, and 10 Burpees as the count

    Round 2
    Pull ups, Box Jumps, 90 degree flex hang, with sprint to the track 5 Burpees and Sprint back as the timer

    Rinse and Repeat both rounds for a total of 4 rounds, 2 of each.

    Mosey Back to NOMA

    Partner up for Mini Dora 123
    50 Burpees, 100 Merkins, 150 Squats
    Partner 1 starts exercise, partner 2 bunny hop up NOMA steps, 3 Burpees, run back down. Burpees on steps do not count toward the 50 cumulative!

    3 Minutes left, so YHC was going to do a little Mary, until Belloq asked, “No Sunday Mornings?” Silly Q!!! The Renaissance isn’t complete without Sunday Mornings!
    Mosey to closest wall of NOMA and complete 5 rounds OYO.
    10 Air Presses
    5 Donkey Kicks
    Last Donkey kick transitions into a Balls to the Wall with one merkin

    5 Rounds is no joke!

    Times up! Mosey back to the flag!

    COT
    Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.
    What a great way to kick off the week!

    SYITG