Captain Seamus “Dirty” MacDeuce
Captain Seamus “Dirty” MacDeuce

Captain Seamus “Dirty” MacDeuce

Date:12/14/20
QIC:Da Parish
PAX:Da Parish (YHC), Mahatma Ice, Bogey, Fast Tax, Vagabond, Hand Grenada

The site Q graciously added YHC’s name to the Q sheet for an AO outside of his Parish and that he also seldom visits. However, the name was on the Q sheet and Q he must. YHC may have also forgotten about his scheduled Q until this morning at approximately 0500. The good news is that the Legendary Captain Seamus MacDeuce would provide.

What do we really know about Capt Seamus “Dirty” MacDeuce. Born in Meade County, Ireland in 1786, MacDeuce would stow away on a ship headed for the United States at the age of 6. The crew named him “Dirty” as a result of finding him in the cargo hold among the manure. As we know from the published BB of 9/27/2020, “Do Not Do Murder Bunnies on Pavement”, he became a deckhand at the age of 12. It was then that he learned the navigation of the mouth of the Mississippi. Other than his wife, Latrina Bacardi MacDuece, and 12 children; MacDeuce had two loves; physical fitness and rum. Dirty would indulge in the brown bottles till and through nightfall; and then arise at 0530 to led his men for morning PT everyday. The routine was very standard; 12 glasses of rum, 12 exercises and 12 reps of each. Believing that strength without endurance showed weakness; he forced his men to run laps around the ship. While his dedication to physical prowess is how he is best remembered by the HIMs of F3; his heroics during the War of 1812 is how he best served. That, however, is another story for another day.

W/U

  • SSH x 20
  • IW x 10
  • HB x 10
  • AC x 10 x 10
  • MC x 20

The Thang – grab a rock and head to the track for the Dirty MacDeuce: 12 exercises, 4 sets of 3 (arms, legs, core), 12 Reps IC, lap around the track

  • Set 1 – Curls, Squats, Flutter Kicks
  • Set 2 – Overhead press, Lunges, Big Boy Sit Ups
  • Set 3 – Triceps Curls, Side Lunge, Rows
  • Set 4 – Front Lifts, Rocky Balboas, Russian Twist

Return your rock and mosey back to the flag for some stretching.

Monday is typically not on my schedule of Beatdowns and neither is Rock City or Swollfest or any coupon/rock based workout. However, I greatly enjoyed getting out there and being pushed outside of my typical routine. Thank you site Q for signing me up, and thank you for the opportunity to lead.

Da Parish