F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • 10 and 1

    Welcome to October.  Fall is here!  Or maybe not.  Nope, down here in the swamp, summer heat and humidity remains the norm.  YHC had spent a weekend up north with the 2.0s, and enjoyed a run in crisp, cool fall weather.  How enjoyable – I hadn’t actually been cold in about 6 months.  But, YHC was slapped with reality twice when stepping off the plane at 9:30 Sunday night – first, HEAT and HUMIDITY.  I suppose fall will arrive someday.  Second – #TClaps to King Kong for letting YHC know he had the Q at Rock City!  What to do, what to do….  October 1st.  10/1.  I wonder what that could lead to?

    PAX appearing left and right in the gloom on Monday morning.  The Uptowners are rapidly becoming a (welcomed) infestation at Rock City (As Angie’s List noted – “You’ve been Gentrified!”).  As the clock struck 5:30, a Rock City record 21 PAX headed out the gate and off to the rocks.

    Super Brief Warm Up

    Circle up in the Pontiff Swamp.  Much grumbling and searching for high ground.  Lets get this party started

    • SSH x38 – as RevSox correctly pointed out, ND scored 38 in their crushing victory over Stanford.  But
    • Peter Parker x25 – face down in the swamp.  More tears of agony from the Uptowners

    Lets just get on with it, shall we?  Grab a rock and mosey to the trees.

    10/1 – Thats an Eleven!

    YHC is rapidly turning into Amnesty – a One-Trick-Pony at Rock City.  No, this wasn’t Spartacus.  It was the 11s.

    Line up in the middle of the field, trees on each side.

    • Burpees on one side (starting at 10x going down)
    • Jump Squats on the other side (starting at 1x going up)
    • Pass your rock heading to the Burpees?  Shoulder Press x11
    • Pass your rock heading to the Jump Squats?  Curls x11

    Go.

    When you finish, on your 6 and do LBC waiting for the 6.  Nice work JV, Bogey, RevSox and King Kong leading the PAX.  As a reward, they get to do more LBCs then everyone else.

    Over to the Parking Lot with your Rock.  Quick dose of Hydration.

    Dora

    Partner Up.  PAX 1 lunge walks (with Rock) out and back 5 parking spaces.  PAX 2 does exercise till PAX 1 returns.  Flapjack.  Rinse and Repeat till all exercises are done.

    • 100 hand-release Merkins
    • 100 Squats
    • 100 LBCs

    Grab the rock and mosey back to deliver our friends to their home.  Then dash back to the flag.  Hold Mission Impossible while we wait for the 6.

    Then wrap it up.  Count-off (21 PAX!), Name-o-Rama, including naming two FNGs: Left Eye (came along with the Uptowners – YHC not entirely sure he followed the connection that left to Left Eye, but it came from references to Lisa Lopes).  Friar Tuck (via Marlin, finishing his formation).  Welcome aboard!

    Convergence on October 13th.  See you there.

    Wrap up with intentions and close out with a prayer.  St. Ignatius, Teach me to be generous.

  • I guess Autumn is here…maybe?

    YHC was greeted by downright cool temps and a nice breeze when he pulled up to the Flag.  Can Autumn finally be here? Unfortunately, the weather was back to hot and humid by the end of the Beatdown.  Maybe next week.   So, it’s been a few weeks since YHC has been able to join his F3 brothers at the Mothership.  Why not have YHC’s Mothership VQ for YHC’s triumphant return?  Let’s go!  With a short disclaimer we were off.

    Mosey to Peristyle for

    • Imperial Walkers IC X20
    • Hillbillies IC X20
    • Forward Arm Circles IC X10
    • Reverse Arm Circles IC X10
    • Reverse Mountain Climbers IC X20
    • Parker Peters IC X20

    Short Mosey to the Great Lawn for:

    C.L.I.M.B.

    • Crab Cake
    • Lunge
    • Iron Cross
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Burpees

    1,2,3,4,5 on first corner add one rep at each succeeding corner.  Carioca to next corner left then right.  Add one rep at second corner then bear crawl to third corner add one rep.  Defensive slide to next corner left then right to fourth corner add one rep.  Crab crawl to last corner add one rep.

    Mosey to Fountain for:

    • For Dips IC X20
    • Right Leg Power Ups IC X20
    • Left Leg Power Ups IC X20

    Mosey to Sidewalk for:

    Route 66 – Start with Inch Worm to 1 merkin, 1 Plank Jack to Pop Jack and Inch Worm up then run to next light.  Add 1 merkin and 1 plank jack to the inch worm-merkin-plank jack-pop jack-inch worm sequence at each light up to 11 merkins and 11 plank jacks.

    Form two lines for Indian Run to Foundry for:

    Colonel Trautman

    Pair Up at track by the Foundry, Partner 1 runs to pull up bars for 3 Pull Ups while partner 2 does 10 Merkins then plank chilcutt until Partner 1 gets back. Flapjack and rinse and repeat 5X

    Time is running out so let’s form two lines and Indian Run to flag just in time!

    Circle up for count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Hurtin’ for a Squerkin

    I woke up this morning much like I do most Fridays… hurtin‘ for a squerkin. And in the late September gloom, it was clear to see that an eager group of pax shared my hunger. But we had to get warmed up first as you never go into a squerkin cold!

    So after a light mosey to Touch Down Jesus, we circled up for:

    • Side Straddle Hops x 25
    • Mountain Climbers x 25
    • Arm Circles Forward x 15
    • 51 x drawkcaB selcriC mrA

    Now, closer to an appropriate level of warmth, we mosied to the base of the mountain and climbed the stairs up to floor 6. After tending to those experiencing PTSD from Yankee’s stair workout 2 weeks ago, we were ready to get to squerkin.

    • In pairs, the pax got into reverse squerkin position at the base of the ramp
      • Reverse Squerkin Position: one pax in plank position with head in direction of the ramp with the second pax grabbing his partner’s ankles in a standing position with his back towards the ramp
    • Each pair proceeded to climb the ramp, stopping at every other parking block curb thing
      • At alternating stops, pax 1 did 3 merkins and pax 2 did 3 squats
      • Halfway up the ramp, we flapjacked

    Done and hurtin’ from our squerkin, we mosied to a halfway point between the two top deck stairwells.

    • In pairs again, pax 1 ran to the stairwell, down 2 flights, across floor 5, and up the opposite stairwell to his partner
    • Alternating runners, the pax up top completed (in AMRAP fashion)
      • Wall Sits
      • World War II Sit Ups
      • Lunges
      • Burpees

    A slow mosey down 1 flight of stairs to the bottom of the ramp again put us in starting position for Dizzy Bear!

    • We started in regular Bear Crawl position heading up the ramp
    • Upon yelling, “Dizzy Bear” all pax performed a 180 maneuver into a Reverse Bear Crawl up the ramp
      • Those enjoying themselves gleefully echoed, “Dizzy!”

    Back on the peak of Wolfpack Mountain, the pax hit their six in an oval for some Mary

    • American Hammer x 25
    • Flutter Kicks x 25
    • Leg Raises x 20
    • Real Freddie Mercury x 20

    We mosied our way back to the flag to tie a bow on the whole thing with a quick Circle Merk

    • Merkins x 15

    Count off, name-o-rama, ball of mansweat. Done and hurtin’.

  • Summer Sunrise

    7 seasoned PAX arrived in the gloom to welcome the day at the best AO in town.  The humidity remains brutal – but YHC continues to hold out hope for the elusive Cold Front which is always allegedly right around the corner.

    But not today.  Today is humidity and sweat.  So lets get started…

    Mosey to the swamplands in front of the fountain for warmup.

    • SSH x25
    • IW x25
    • PP x25
    • MC x25
    • PP x25

    Head to the benches in front of the fountain for The Conveyor.  7 PAX, so 6 stations:

    • LBCs
    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Merkins
    • Step Ups
    • More Dips

    1 PAX at each station.  The 7th PAX runs the circuit around the fountain and takes the place of the LBC PAX.  LBC moves on to take over Box Jump.  And so on….  Keep  exercising at your station until your replacement gets there!

    The last Dip PAX gets tapped out and runs around to take on the LBC spot.  Repeat until everyone has hit all of the stations.

    Mosey over to the leveee for Stairway to Seven (modified from the Lexicon to fit our purposes)

    • 1 Burpee
    • Up to the top for 1 Squat Jump
    • Down to the other side bottom for 1 Squat Jump
    • Back up for 1 more Squat Jump
    • Back down to where you started and plank for the 6.  YHC notices that “plank for the 6” too often gets interpreted as “rest when you finish and wait”.  So he started pushing the PAX to PLANK.  No rest until everyone finishes.

    Repeat with 2x, then 3x, 4x, 5x (take a break, we’re halfway there…), then 6x and 7x.

    Mosey to the House of Pain.  Partner up

    • Bear Crawl up the Levee, 5 burpees, run down (the timer)
    • Pull Ups – goal of 10x per partner (spot as needed)
    • LBCs
    • Dips

    6:09 – time to head back for 6MOM at the flag.  25x of LBC, FK, Cockroach, HD.

    Circle up for Name-o-Rama, Announcements (Convergence!) and Intentions.  YHC in particular asks for PAX to offer a prayer for his Father, Father-in-Law and Sister who are all facing health challenges right now.  Its been a tough month helping each of them get situated and prepared to face whatever comes next.  But with Sky Q’s guidance and grace, we will all be given the strength to face what He has in store for us.  Thanks to all of the PAX for the prayers, kind words, and support.

  • Lets go Running

    Typical summer morning welcomed 5 PAX at City Park for a morning run.  YHC, always in search of a bit more mileage, decides to lead a regular out-and-back on the Bayou road.  Be back at 6:10 for some Mary.  Disclaimer, and lets get started.

    WAIT FOR ME!  Who is that running to catch up?  Welcome Abacus!  Never too late.  So 6 PAX took off in the morning gloom.

    Not surprisingly, El Guapo and Recall set the pace.  Recall announces that he’s bypassing the piddly Marathon distance, and skipping straight to an Ultra next spring.  Go get ’em Recall!  I suspect El Guapo may take the bait and sign up for something crazy like that too.  Meanwhile, Amnesia working up to the Ragnarok around ATL with the Northshore PAX (on top of plans to ride 100 miles this weekend on a blue bike.  Yikes…)

    #Tclaps to Abacus: longest run of his career!  Nice work, way to push it, brother.  Push all of us by pushing yourself to go farther, and faster.

    Finished up at the Shovel Flags for Mary: 30x each for LBC, Flutter, LBT, Dolly.

    Circle up for count-off, name-o-rama, announcements.  Intentions and Prayers to finish up and get our day started right.

  • The Moist-less Melvin

    Moist was supposed to have his VQ this morning.  Work called, and he could not make it so YHC jumped in to help.

    This was the 5th meeting of this AO and I am continuing to try to show them different workouts that they can use or modify for themselves.

    So with not much time to plan I reached into my old bag of tricks and found Mahatma’s Christmas tree workout, that would be the Thang with some usual Medulla modifications.

    5:00 showed on my watch and 5 PAX were ready for a beat down.  Disclaimer was give and off we moseyed to the far lot to circle up for Warm Up

     

    Warm Up

    SSH IC x20

    Imperial Walkers IC x20

    Peter Parker IC x15

    Parker Peter IC x15

    Sun Gods- Arm Circles Fwd & Rev IC x 10 each way

    Mosey back to the Park

    Did I mention I still have 6 Cinder blocks in my truck….5PAX,   PERFECT!  Grab a block!

     

    Thang 1 – Christmas tree Workout

    1 Burpee 40 Yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Alternating Step Ups, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Alternating Step Ups, 25 Curls for the Girls, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Alternating Step Ups, 25 Curls for the Girls, 30 Goblet Squats, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Alternating Step Ups, 25 Curls for the Girls, 30 Goblet Squats, 35 Chest Press, 40 yard run out and back

    1 Burpee, 5 BobbyHurley’s, 10 Complex V-Ups, 15 Merkins, 20 Alternating Step Ups, 25 Curls for the Girls, 30 Goblet Squats, 35 Chest Press, 4o LBC’s, 40 yard run out and back

    After a 20 Count by T-Square  We had just enough time for some Mary

     

    Circle of Mary

    Willie – Penguins IC x20

    YHC – Dying Cockroach IC x15

    Thighs – Flutter Kicks IC x 20

    Frozone – Mountain Climbers IC x 15

    T-Square – (Original exercise) -Driving Mrs Daisy – Lift block straight out in front of you with straight arms rotate the block to the left, rotate to the right, return to neutral position and bring block down  to waist. IC x 10

    Mosey back to Flag.

     

    Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama, NO FNG’s, Announcement about Convergence on Oct 13th

    Intentions For Frozone’s Father, and a Holy Name family dealing with a Mom with Cancer. Prayer

    Moist you owe us a VQ.  T-Square is going to try to take the VQ next week.  EH your Westbank friends!

    Another good beat down at the Master Melvin.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

    SYITG!

     

     

     

     

     

  • Routine Scramble

    Arrived to the Scramble with fall like conditions in the air. PAX quickly swole to 5 for the start of our Thursday routine. After thoughts of changing up the routine through the night, YHC decided on the regular routine the PAX has come to anticipate at the Scramble. After all Thursday is the only run heavy AO and breaks up the boot camp style workouts throughout the week. Enough tutorial time to get to work..

    Warmarama
    15 IC Toe Touches
    15 IC Windmills
    15 IC Scorpion kicks
    15 IC Doctor Ws

    Journeyed our path for 3.2 miles splitting into 2 groups. Garfield was kind enough to hold back for us slower PAX as we conversed along our route.. Shared in some good conversations as Burgundy and the Pelican switched from group to group along the way. Upon return with 10 mins left on the clock we did some well deserved stretching. This was in honor of Chewy who even when he is not with us, we still remember the great value associated with this practice..

    Countarama, announcements, COT

    Appreciate the post and the lead!!!

    ✌🏻👊🏻💪🏻

  • Sparring with a Hawg in the Gloom

    YHC arrived to the Fight Club with hopes that the River Ridge/Kenner F3 men would finally start to come out for a morning beatdown and he was let down as 5:30am came up on his watch and he stood alone at the base of the levee. It looked like this was going to be the morning when YHC did some shadow boxing at the Fight Club.

    He looked like a crazy man saying the disclaimer to no one in the dark and started the warm-up.

    SSH – 20

    Arm Circles – 20 forward and 20 backwards

    At this point Hawg came strolling in to help save YHC from his first dancing idiot F3 workout. Like a seasoned pro, he dove right into the warm-up without need of explanation.

    Real Freddie Mercury – 20

    Hillbillies – 20

    Windmill – 20

    With the warm-up complete, the Pax took off down Reverand Richard Wilson Dr. to workout at the Buddy Lawson Playground for the first Fight Club field trip. Once arriving at the field, YHC took advantage of the football field for a round of F3 suicides.

    Run 1/4 length of the field and stop for 10 burpees

    Run back to start, down 1/2 length of the field and stop for 20 jump lunges

    Run back to start, down 3/4 length of the field and stop for 30 merkins

    Run back to start, down full length of the field and stop for 40 big boy sit-ups.

    Run back to start

    Since this is the final week of regular season baseball, YHC wanted to honor the 2018 MLB season with a short game of Plankball. Plankball = run the bases and stop at each base for a plank exercise done together in cadence.

    1st base – 20 Plank jacks

    2nd base – 20 Peter Parkers

    3rd base – 20 Annies

    Home – 10 Nolan Ryans on each arm

    1st base – 20 Parker Peters

    2nd base – 20 Mountain Climbers

    3rd base – 20 Merkins

    Home – 10 Nolan Ryans on each arm

    We moseyed back to the boxing statues to finish off some with some core and leg workouts

    American Hammer – 20

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    Penguins – 20

    Flutterkicks – 20

    Dying Cockroach – 20

    Rocky Balboa – 20

    Channing Tatums – 20

    Tatum Channings – 20

    Incline Merkins – 10

    We counted off, called our names, YHC made announcements that were half for F3 and half for Grace Community Bible Church since the entire Pax are members of the Church. We circled up for a sweaty side hug of man and called it a day. Thanks for the sparring session Hawg. We will back in Kenner on October 3rd! Don’t forget to mark your calendars since Amnesia will be leading his first real Q.

     

    -Rev Sox

  • F3 Mobile Launch – Saving the Best for Last

    Four New Orleans Pax descended upon Mobile as the final round of guest Qs.  Here was our line-up:

    Gabrielle – A beast of a man.  He’s helped lead an Uptown resurgence as those around him strive to achieve similar looking biceps.

    Jingle Vader – The name says it all.  A stalwart of F3 New Orleans.  No one has attended more workouts than this High-Impact Man.

    Rev Sox – A long time hold-out, but ever since he was finally coerced into posting at an F3 workout he’s been afire.  He is single-handedly responsible for bringing F3 back to America’s City.

    YHC – Unfortunately, I’ve really let myself go.  I don’t even own shoes anymore.  If only the Men of Mobile (MOMs) could have seen me in my heyday.

    Just before 0700 we introduced ourselves to our 3 native cohorts, YHC provided the disclaimer and we were off on a short exploration of this great AO.  I can’t say that we rode into Mobile with all the fury and fight of the Four Horseman that Grantland Rice made famous, but I can say that the two jogging stroller moms did peer once or twice at the bewildering panorama spread on the green plain below.  (Shout out to Rudy).

    Warm-up

    The Mobilites are on their own next week so YHC spent a little time going over how to count and then gave them the opportunity to lead some exercises in cadence.

    SSH x 10 (YHC); SSH x 10 (Plunge); Imperial Walkers x 10 (Sludge); Squats x 10 (Boots);

    Then we talked about saying recover when it’s time to get up…and if you want everyone to stay in plank, don’t say recover:  Peter Parkers x 15; Plank Jacks x 15; Parker Peters x 15…recover.

    Then we went over some different types of cadences:

    Tempo Merkins x 15 (3 counts down – 1 count up); 8 count Body Builders* x 10; Jack Webb (2-count cadence) up to 10.

    *I totally fouled up the body builders.  I knew I had the merkin and plank jack backwards after the first one, but I owned it and kept trucking with supreme confidence, as if I this were the way they are supposed to be done.  Fortunately, I brought along 3 men from New Orleans that were all quick to point out I was wrong.

    The Thang

    The Q was passed to Rev Sox.  During our two and a half hour planning session the night before, we had decided Rev Sox would Q some 11s.  However, during introductions, we learned the Mobilenniums had already done 11s.  Not to be deterred, we flipped to Appendix E of our game plan and chose plan C.3 – Global Warming.

    All pax in a circle holding an Al Gore.  Pax #1 starts 5 burpees.  When he gets to burpee #3, the pax to his right starts 5 burpees, so on and so forth around the circle twice.

    We then moseyed to one of many open fields where there were some benches.  Chong-Li delivered an epic beatdown during the New Orleans launch almost 4 years ago that included something we named the Red Hot Chili Pepper.  He did it under the I-610 overpass in City Park, I assume because he saw a bunch of tables and benches there.  1) Who would think that people would want to picnic under an interstate overpass? 2) Who would want to work out on abandoned picnic tables covered in bird feces?  Fun fact:  It’s been 4 years since the New Orleans Pax have worked out under that overpass.

    This was a modified version of the original Chili Pepper (in cadence).

    Channing Tatums x 16; Decline Merkins x 8; Tatum Channings x 16; Incline Merkins x 8;

    Channing Tatums x 12; Decline Merkins x 6; Tatum Channings x 12; Incline Merkins x 6;

    Channing Tatums x 8; Decline Merkins x 4; Tatum Channings x 8; Incline Merkins x 4;

    Channing Tatums x 4; Decline Merkins x 2; Tatum Channings x 4; Incline Merkins x 2

    Then it was on to the middle of the field where we circled up for half of a Dirty MacDeuce.

    JV on Q – Nolan Ryans (left hand down) x 12; dying cock roaches x 12; Bobby Hurleys x 12 – 1 lap.

    Gabrielle on Q – Arm Circles (6 forward, 6 back); Flutter Kicks x 12; Squat Jacks x 12

    This left us just enough time to play a little F3 Ultimate.  On each change of possession, the team losing possession must do 2 merkins, play doesn’t stop until someone scores.  Team that gets scored upon must do 5 burpees and sprint to the other end of the field.  YHC picked teams as I paired myself with the 3 Mobilesexuals.  I chose well as we thrashed the New Orleanians, scoring 3 times in about 4 minutes.  One might say we won because we outnumbered them 4 to 3, but I’m pretty sure we won because Plunge was on our team.  He may have been able to beat us 1 on 6.

    That was it.  We gathered our flip flops and headed back to the flag, arriving a couple of minutes late…Don’t ever let that happen again.    We enjoyed COT and then headed out for coffeeteeria.

    Naked Man Moleskin

    • Thanks to F3 Mobile for inviting us to take part in their launch.  We all thoroughly enjoyed getting to know these men.  I don’t know about the rest of Mobile, but these three guys are top notch.  They are going to do some great things in this city.
    • Rev Sox, who hasn’t been to a Saturday workout since his FNG posting felt like he was working out in the middle of the day with the 0700 start.  It’s much brighter at 0700 than 0530.
    • I was more than thrilled to see Boots’ choice of footwear.  Shoes may be the standard F3 attire, but who says that’s right?
    • Mobile is set up for success with both the AO and the coffee shop.  The AO has a ton of potential.  I didn’t see a place to do pull-ups, so someone may need to take that into their own hands and provide a solution.  Not a lot of inclines either, so you may need to get creative there, but there are tons of open fields, a pavilion, benches, etc.  The coffee shop was a local spot and had plenty of room.  It also had a stage, which opens up lots of possibilities.

  • Fracsac’s Foundry

    YHC filled the empty Q spot at the Foundry less than a day earlier.  Upon waking up to the pitter patter of rain on the roof, YHC was thinking that was a bad idea.  Then the phrase “rain or shine” came to mind, and all was better.  The rain actually held out for the most part.

    Six veteran Foundry F3 men gathered near the Shovel Flag at 0530 and heard the disclaimer, followed by a mosey to the track for the warmup:

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Arm Circles IC x 20

    Partner Up for Four Corners

    Starting at first turn of the track
    10 Carolina Wine Mixers IC x 10
    Sprint to next turn
    Partner Derkins IC x 10
    Sprint to next turn
    Merkins IC x 10
    Sprint to final turn
    Partner Derkins IC x 10 (Flap Jack from second turn)

    Mosey to road on the way to the Foundry
    Starting at first light post, 5 squats. Run to next light post and complete 10 squats, and continue to increase by 5 each light post. Continue up to 30 squats at Foundry.

    Stations
    Stay partnered up
    Station 1 – Pullups AMRAP
    Step Ups – AMRAP
    Run to bike path, 5 burpees, run back (Timer)

    3 Burpee Bataan Death March
    Indian Run on Bike Path. Last man drops off for 3 burpees and sprint to front. Complete one lap, approximately one mile.
    Return to Foundry for Rinse and Repeat of Stations.

    Indian Run back to the Track. 100 meter sprint, then mosey back to the flag.

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Hello Dolly IC x 15

    Times Up

    COT
    Count off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions, and Closed with a Prayer.

    Thanks for posting at Fracsac’s Foundry!
    SYITG!