F3 New Orleans

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  • Leave No Man Behind

    Pre-Thang

    The night before, YHC attended Martini Madness and had to behave himself by not indulging in every kind of vodka available.  Thank goodness that event ended at 11 p.m.  YHC woke up at 5:00 a.m. because he was excited to Q his first Mothership.  YHC got to the AO early around 6:10 am. and saw FracSac jump roping for the Sept. ISI Challenge.  He was at it!!!  YHC greeted him with a good morning and went off to set up some cones at the Great Lawn.  At 6:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off the 15 PAX.

     

    Warm-ups

    Moseyed to the Great Lawn and did the following in cadence:

    SSH x 20

    Forward Arm Circles x 10

    Backward Arm Circles x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    MC x 20

    After the warm-ups, Tool and Da Parish went off to the Grandmothership with a low impact workout while the remaining PAX partnered up for the first exercise at the Great Lawn.  For the rest of the day, the PAX would have the same partner.  Some mumble chatter from Rudy about having Cowbell as a workout partner.

     

    Great Lawn

    Lined up at the first cone – 5 LBCs.  Get to the second cone – 10 LBCs….  increment of 5 to the sixth cone with 30 LBCs.  But how did the PAX get from one cone to the next???… wheelbarrow your partner and flap jack at each cone so each PAX got an equal opportunity to get his hands dirty.  Total LBCs = 105.  Then moseyed to the Fountain in front of NOMA with your partner.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.

     

    The Fountain

    Paired up the teams to form a team of 4.  For the remainder of the day, these were the teams:

    Team A – Rudy, Cowbell, El Guapo, Two Yutes

    Team B – Medulla, Moist, Heisenberg, FraSac

    Team C – Outbreak, Thighs, Calliope, Out for Justice

    As a team – performed 200 box jumps. But only one PAX can do the rep count while the remaining 3 PAX were doing the shoulder taps with your fists (called the King Kong).  A lot of mumble chatter after this as you can see later in this back blast.  After 200 box jumps, the teams had to perform 300 dips.  Once again, only one PAX can do the dips while the remaining 3 were doing air squats (YHC heard few PAX saying this must be Kong Squats).  Once 300 dips were completed as a team, Indian ran (YHC heard a PAX calling this a Kong Run by hitting your chest with your fists while Indian Running) to the main entrance of the park.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.  YHC believes there will be a list of new lexicons coming soon with a Kong theme.

     

    Main Entrance

    As a team – performed 300 merkins.  Only one PAX can do the rep count while the remaining 3 PAX were standing in Al Gore position.  Once completed, the team BLIMPS through the median.  Starting at the first light post with 5 burpees.  Ran to the second light post with 10 lunges each leg.  Ran to the 3rd post with 15 imperial walkers each leg…. to the fourth post – 20 merkins…..to fifth post – 25 plank jacks…. to the sixth light post with 30 squats.  Then Indian ran to Baby Foundry.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.

     

    Baby Foundry 

    Pull-ups exercises – one pax would do 10 pull-ups, one pax was the spotter, 2 remaining pax were performing patty cakes.  Rotate until each PAX within the group finished with 10 pull-ups.  Then rinse and repeat.  So each PAX ended with 20 pull-ups.  Combined all teams and Indian Ran back to the Great Lawn to meet back up with Tool and Da Parish to finish the day with a round of Mary.

     

    Round of Mary

    Flutter Kicks  x 20 IC

    Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Hello Dollys  x 20 IC

    American Hammers x 20 IC

    The PAX moseyed back to the flag for the COT at 7:30 a.m.

     

    COT

    Count-O-Rama 15PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions.  One thing I love about F3 is the comradery.  The purpose of today’s workout is to stay as a group.  Leave no man behind mentality.  Work as a team.  Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead.  SYITG

    King Kong

  • Who’s next!!

    4 PAX converged on Grandmothers House with no Q listed to lead. YHC took the lead to call for a round robin.. Taking the warmup and first leg of the beatdown and then passing the baton to Captain Sparkles. Wrapping up with Pelican on the close..

    Warmarama

    20 IC Seal Jacks
    10 IC Windmills
    20 IC Toe touches
    10 IC SSH
    20 IC Butt kicks

    Thang
    Moseyed to the tunnel for some partnering up PAX 1 does Merkins while PAX 2 Carioca down to the flat then sprints the flat and Carioca back up top R/R for the return. Captain included a series of PAX 1 LBCs while PAX 2 back pedaled down and chose the exercise each hated most on the flat and lunges backup the other side and R/R back. YHC and Coconuts both agree to hate the bunny hops the most as was evident upon hitting the flat and as if we were synchronized swimmers in the water we start hopping.. Upon completion Captains desire for stair action prompted the PAXs return to the Trailhead. Series of incline Merkins and freak nasties 15,10,5 as we alternated up the steps to the top with a completion of 20 calf raises.. With 6 to spare Captain passes the Baton to Pelican. We hit the splash pad area for 10 OYO box jumps, 10 each leg stepups and closeout with 10 Derkins. Round robin Q would not be complete without Coconuts getting in a set of Mario’s (slow decend of right hand to left toe balance followed by a hop in the air at the end) 10 each side and balance tested on many fronts with this one.. What a great name considering us generational Nintendo 40 something’s truly looked as if we were jumping and collecting those coins, 🍄 or flowers as we warp our way through the tunnels and stairways of Grandmas House..

    Countarama, announcements COT

    Thanks for the Post men!!

    Till the next Gloom
    👊🏻💪🏻✌🏻

  • Spartacus II Redux


    DISCLAIMER, let’s mosey…
    COP:
    -SSH x 30 IC
    -Mt Climbers x 20 IC
    -Arm Circles x 30 IC (15 ea. dir.)
    -J-Lo’s x 20 IC
    Grab a rock, medium, one you won’t drop on your head…and let’s head to the shelter for the benches.
    1. Bulgarian Split Lunge (30 sec/ea leg)
    2. Shoulder Press
    3. Goblet Squat
    4. T-pushup
    5. Alternating Step-up w/rock
    6. Squat Press
    7. Side Lunge with Touch (Elf on the Shelf)
    8. Merkins
    9. Lunge and Rotation
    10. Elevated Wife Pleasers (Rudy, stop looking…)
    Rinse and Repeat for a total of two rounds.
    Times up, send your rock home and head to the SF.
    Countoff, namerama (welcome FNG-Mayfly), announcements, and a prayer. It was an honor to lead. SYITG…

  • 100 is the number!

    When Mulligan had to back out of Q’ing, I jumped at the chance to take the Q , especially knowing it was going to be my 100th F3 workout this year.  I arrived early and stealthily unloaded the 6 cinder blocks I have been toting around in the back of my Suburban onto the lawn behind “Touchdown Jesus”(surprise for later).    I was dreading this day, as I knew at the end of the workout, I had a burpee bet, with Willie, to pay off for our Fantasy League game, loser does the score differential in burpees, Let’s just say it wasn’t close and the number was 61 burpees!  OUCH!

    The PAX began to assemble at the front of the park and at 5:30 we were ready to go.  The Intro and disclaimer were given as well as the Announcement that this was my 100th beatdown.  I don’t think anyone could believe I actually keep track of that, but I do.  So off we went for a Mosey down to Walnut across St. Charles and back down to the nicest patch of grass Uptown, the Loyola “U” for the Warm-Up.

    Warm-Up – 100 Reps of warm- up

    SSH x20 IC

    Imperial Walkers x20 IC

    Mountain Climbers x20 IC

    Hillbillies x20 IC

    Sun Gods – 10 Fwd, 10 Rev

     

    Thang 1 -100 Rep Circuit

    Did a count-o-rama to determine we had 25 PAX divided up in to 5 groups of 5,  Five Stations setup around the lawn

    Station 1  – Dips – this was the count – 20 reps

    Station 2 – Monkey Humpers – AMRAP

    Station 3 – SURPRISE WE HAVE BLOCKS AT WPM – Curls for the Girls – AMRAP

    Station 4 – Low Slow Squats – AMRAP

    Station 5  – Plank Jacks – AMRAP

    Finished first round, that was fun, Let’s RINSE AND REPEAT!

    20 count by King Kong, and lets Mosey to the Mountain.

     

    Thang 2 – Dora 1,2,3, up the Mountain

    Run up the mountain with stops  to exercise at each turn-around.

    Partner up, Exercise are 100 Merkin, 200 Bobby Hurley’s, 300 LBC’s, combined effort

    At each turnaround:

    PAX 1  would do 10 Merkin, 20 Bobby Hurley’s and 30 LBC’s, for the count

    PAX 2 would do Shoulder taps during the Merkins, Al Gore during the Bobby Hurley’s and Flutter Kicks during the LBC’s.   Flap Jack exercises at each turnaround.

    10 Stops on the way up gets us to our required counts.

    This took longer than expected, and as the last groups arrived to the top of the mountain I realized it was already 6:11.  No time for anything else…

    Down the stairs and a quick Mosey back to the Flag.

     

    COT

    Count-o-rama, Name-o rama, NO FNG’s,  Good!   I don’t want to hear anymore Mumble chatter about my bad naming skills.   My prayers were answered as I got a reprieve till next week from the burpee bet, as Willie had to leave as soon as we were done and didn’t make it to the COT.  Now I have to dread it for another week.

    Announcements:  A group is going to Mobile to help with the new AO there on Sat  anyone is welcome to come along.   Coffeeteria at PJ’s after.

    I thanked everyone for their support and motivation they provide me every work out.  I never could have lost the weight I have, 40lbs and gotten to where I am, 100 workouts so far this year, with out all of y’all pushing me every day and holding me accountable.    Thanks again!

    Special Intentions for Rudy’s family, and an HNJ mom fighting the good fight against cancer.

    My usual , still out of breath, Prayer!  AMEN!

    Thanks, as always for the opportunity to lead!  I always enjoy it!

    SYITG!

     

     

     

  • Uptowner Funk’d You Up!

    DISCLAIMER…let’s warmup:
    -SSH x 30 IC
    -IW x 30 IC
    -Mt Climbers x 20 IC
    -Arm Cicles x 30 IC (15 ea dir)
    -LSS x 20 IC
    -J-Lo’s (fka Pickle Pounders) x 20 IC
    Grab your rock and mosey to the field and form a line:
    -Shoulder Press w/rock x 15 IC
    -Curls w/rock x 15 IC
    -LSS w/rock x 15 IC
    -Chest Press w/rock x 15 IC
    Let’s squat walk w/rock across the field to the next line of trees. Rinse and Repeat….
    -Shoulder Press w/rock x 15 IC
    -Curls w/rock x 15 IC
    -LSS w/rock x 15 IC
    -Chest Press w/rock x 15 IC
    Let’s squat walk w/rock across the field to the next line of trees. One more circuit:
    -Shoulder Press w/rock x 10 IC
    -Curls w/rock x 10 IC
    -LSS w/rock x 15 IC
    -Chest Press w/rock x 15 IC
    Let’s mosey to the picnic benches for:
    -Step-ups (alt legs) w/rock x 20 IC
    -“Bench” taps x 20 IC (plank position and alternate hands touching bench)
    Great work….take a seat….in the People’s Chair holding your rock. After a couple of minutes, take a short break….back in the chair. Great idea Mahatma, rock presses in the chair…and go right into rock curls. Break time’s over,
    -Step-ups (alt legs) w/rock x 20 IC
    -“Bench” taps x 20 IC (plank position and alternate hands touching bench)
    Let’s mosey back to the rock pile. One more circuit (w/o LSSs):
    -Shoulder Press w/rock x 10 IC
    -Curls w/rock x 10 IC
    -Chest Press w/rock x 15 IC
    Just enough time for Mary:
    -LBC w/rock (ala Triple Shift) x 20 IC
    -Dying Cockroach x 20 IC
    -Hello Dollys x 20 IC
    -Wife Pleasers x 20 IC (a strictly no eye contact event….it was refreshing to not feel Rudy staring…)
    -Penguins x 20 IC
    Send your rock home and circle up.
    COT: countoff, namerama, announcements, shoutouts, and a prayer.

  • 610 Stomp #160 – Going Back to Our Roots

    We got back to our roots this Tuesday….Bayou Root (cause the original route is scary) run 6 minutes, enjoy one minute filled with burpees (preferably 10) and rest, then rinse and repeat until the 45 minutes is up.

    If you enjoying running, come out to the Dome Patrol on the 1st and 3rd Thursdays of each month.  We meet at the corner of Poydras and LaSalle and take in the the sights, sounds, and smells of the Quarter and Downtown.

    Plans are in the making for an Uptown run on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month…follow GroupMe for details.

    Thanks,

    Hawg

  • We typically have water for the PAX at the COT

    Well – I know its hard to figure out the whole internets machine thing but I am writing this backblast for EL WIRE bc well El Wire still doesn’t know how to do this.  Whose fault is that?  Probably mine.  So  I am just going to get Tom Sawyer’d by El Wire and do this – so it is in the historical record.

    Texted El Wire at 940 to let him know that he was the Q.  He never replied so I assumed I was the Q until he honked at me on the way the beatdown.  It was a honk of “I know- I have the Q.”

    El Wire ran us over the duck poo bricks and led us through a classic-ElWire circle of pain warmup:

    SSH x 20, Merks X 20 Parker Peters x2o, Plank Jacks x 20 Smurf Jacks x 20 Seal Jacks x 20 – El Wire is ALL about the JACKn’.

    Then we long mosey’d over to the cinder blocks – everyone grabbed a block.   El Wire didn’t want to be left out of the cinder block trend at the Birdcage.

    Took our blocks to OAK ALLEY.

    At Oak Alley we did a cinder block suicide:  Press, Curls for the girls, Goblet Squat and Kettle Bell Swing. Partner 1 does the exercise, partner 2 does a spring to each light starting at 1 going to 4 after each sprint the partners FLIP/FLOP. We completed this 2 times.

    The second “set” of exercises we did:  Merks, LBCS, and Squats – the partner carried 2 cinderblocks – farmer carry style out two light posts and then back.  We also completed this set two times.  Time was up at this point.

    Then we hustled the bricks back to their hiding spot by the fountain.

    I know it was a real pleasure for EL WIRE to lead.

    Sinder BLOQ$ brought water for the PAX in coolers and invited everyone to come watch the game at his place this Sunday.  That is a first I have ever seen a water delivery to a beatdown – tclaps Sinder Bloq$.

    Back to the flag for a COT.    Whoop! stepped up to give us our prayer.

     

     

     

  • Tour d’Quarter

    My VQ this morning – thankfully Nip/Tuck and El Guapo went easy on me.

    The workout consisted of a single move: Left Foot in front of Right Foot, Rinse & Repeat 8500 times.

    Dome Patrol is running-centric, so that was the focus.  We mapped out a 4.5 mile mosey from the Dome, around Lafayette Square, down Camp, across Canal to the Cathedral, through Pirate’s Alley, down to the River, back up Canal and Poydras, and finished with a victory lap around the Dome (all while sending positive messages to the Black and Gold’s Secondary).

    We took a quick breather after the run, then ran speed drills up and over the pedestrian bridge to round out the workout.

    Circled up for the count and prayer.

  • Mind and Body Work – Penalty at Okwata

    YHC arrived at Okwata a few minutes early to get a little time put in for the monthly ISI challenge, which has me looking at a jump rope in a whole new way.  The pax started to trickle in at about 0525, so YHC set the jump rope aside and greeted each member.  With the shovel flags planted, one for ‘Merica and one for F3, we were ready to roll.  A brief disclaimer for the veteran crew of fine members of F3…..and then…..mosey around the mardi fountain and circle up on the green space in front for:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 21 (not the normal number, but a bit of foreshadowing)
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    IW IC x 15

    We all have a lot going on, and we tend to go through the motions without using our minds beyond the basic requirements. Today, the pax would experience a beat down that had both mind and body engaged. Not engaging the mind would lead to a physical penalty. Fun, right?
    The pax were asked to count off 1,2,1,2,1,2 and to remember if they are a 1 or a 2. Mosey to the levee.

    Indian run on the levee.
    Once each pax made a run to the front, halt for the first test.

    SSH IC x 10 followed by a silent count to 21. If any pax makes an intent to continue a SSH beyond 21, the whole pax would be penalized. Spoiler alert: The pax got penalized!

    Penalty: 1’s run down one side of the levee, 2’s go the other way. Run up the levee, complete 5 burpees and continue across the levee. Run back up the levee and finish with 5 burpees.

    Indian run with a disperse call.
    The pax were instructed to count off 1,2,3,4,5,6 and remember whether you are odd or even, but don’t forget if you are a 1 or 2.
    When the last pax reaches the front, yell disperse and odds go down one side of the levee, evens go the other way. Complete 3 burpees and run back up the levee to take your place back in formation.
    Once each pax made it to the front, halt for the next test.

    SSH IC x 10 followed by a silent count to 19. If any pax makes an intent to continue a SSH beyond 19, the whole pax would be penalized. Spoiler alert: The pax got penalized again!

    Penalty: 1’s run down one side of the levee, 2’s go the other way. Run up the levee, complete 5 burpees and continue across the levee. Run back up the levee and finish with 5 burpees.

    Regular Indian run again. Once each pax made it to the front, halt and turn around.
    Indian run with a disperse call headed back. YHC had the pax count off 1,2,3,4,5,6 again.
    When the last pax reaches the front, yell disperse and odds go down one side of the levee, evens go the other way. Complete 3 plankjacks and run back up the levee to take your place back in formation.
    Once each pax made it to the front, halt for the next test.

    SSH IC x 10 followed by a silent count to 17. If any pax makes an intent to continue a SSH beyond 17, the whole pax would be penalized. YHC has never seen the pax so synchronized doing a SSH! No penalty!  Well done!
    Mosey to the corner of Lakeshore and Canal.

    Modified Dora 123
    partner up
    50 burpees
    100 OH claps with a jump (it’s a SSH with a clap)
    150 Squats
    Cumulative count, partner runs up to top of levee at Canal and back down, flip flop until all exercises complete. Once team is complete, plank and wait or continue running up and down.

    Times Up, mosey back to the Shovel Flags.

    COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and closed with a prayer.

    Thanks for posting with me today! Well done, Men! SYITG!

  • Feeling Fly

    16 bright eyed and bushy tailed pax showed up promptly at 5:28, and off we went…

     

    The Thang:

    Mosey across Magazine to the field for warm up

    • SSH x 20
    • Squats x 20
    • Mountain climbers x 20
    • Imperial walker x20

     

    Mosey past the Zoo and over to the levee for 11s

    • Diamonds at the top
    • Squats at the bottom

     

    Plank to gather the 6 then continue our mosey into the rarely-explored darkness of the Fly.

     

    Mosey along by the river to a dimly lit gazebo of sorts (trying to keep the pax together here…):

    • 15x dips
    • 10x derkins

     

    I hear a train a-comin’…

    Continue into the darkness towards the baseball fields…locked! Doh!  Audible to the benches at the adjacent playground:

    • Dips x15
    • Derkins x10
    • Step ups x20
    • Dips x 15
    • Derkins x10

     

    Freight train has passed, so our path is clear back into the soft, welcoming gloom on the right side of the Levee.

    Mosey across the tracks, past the stables to the Avenue of the Oaks (is that what you all call it)?

    • Mary: Dolly > LBC > Russian twist > Protractor
    • Merkins, Plank jacks
    • Then 50 LBCs OYO to close it out.

     

    Back to virtual shovel flag for namerama and take out

     

    Musings:

    Since moving to New Orleans this summer, I’ve enjoyed posting and meeting the fine men of F3NOLA and I greatly appreciate the warm (hot and sweaty AF) welcome you all have provided me.  However, this being my F3 NOLA VQ, I felt some mileage befitting my F3Metro roots was in order.  I love the boot-camp beat-downs delivered week in and week out around here and I’m feeling the results, but it’s good to stretch the hammies out every once in a while.  I think we got in 3.2 miles on Monday plus around 100 push-ups variants (merkins/derkins/diamonds), which was a good down painment on the week.

     

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead, and thank god that freight train finally passed…

     

    ~Mariah