Warmup
30 reps and sprint to flag across field mosey back:
pushups
Sit-ups
Squats
Shoulder taps 2 is one
LBCs
Bobby Hurley
plank jacks
Flashers
Lunges 1 is 1
Pax choice
Sunday Mornings
Circle Burpee
Warmup
30 reps and sprint to flag across field mosey back:
pushups
Sit-ups
Squats
Shoulder taps 2 is one
LBCs
Bobby Hurley
plank jacks
Flashers
Lunges 1 is 1
Pax choice
Sunday Mornings
Circle Burpee
Warmup
30 reps and sprint to flag across field mosey back:
pushups
Sit-ups
Squats
Shoulder taps 2 is one
LBCs
Bobby Hurley
plank jacks
Flashers
Lunges 1 is 1
Pax choice
Sunday Mornings
Circle Burpee
Run around park do some burpees to gazebo
Gazebo walk back and forth over table 9 reps declining to love songs skip song costs 5 burpees
9 V ups 20
8 Alternating toe touches 20
7 Lunges 20
6 Elbow planks 20
5 Nitro Burpees (2 pushups 8ct) 10
4 True sit ups 20
3 Imperial Walker 20
2 Northbound merkins 20
1 Eight count body builder 10
Soccer
COT
Ah, Valentine’s Day at the A1C—love was in the air, and so was the smell of cold sweat and regret. The Original Four—Einstein, BBQ, Moby, and YHC—showed up ready to conquer the cold like it owed us money. Unfortunately, Darkwing Duck hit the snooze button on his hibernation alarm, leaving us to brave the elements without his quacking commentary.
We kicked things off with some “Fly, Eagle, Fly” arm exercises, because nothing says “good morning” like reminding BBQ that his Chiefs got plucked by the Eagles in the Super Bowl. BBQ took it like a champ, focusing on Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, and his bromance with Patrick “Mahomey” to power through.
Once properly warmed up and full of Super Bowl smack talk, we moseyed down to the parking garage for a “simple” workout—because nothing involving merkins, squats, sit-ups, and running a quarter mile repeatedly ever stays simple. The goal? Clock some mileage while our lungs begged for mercy. Ten merkins, ten squats, ten big-boy sit-ups, and off we went—rinse, repeat, and pray. By the time we hit 2.25 miles, the parking garage was filled with enough grunting to make the uninitiated concerned.
Then came circle time, where we caught our breath and dissected the Super Bowl halftime show. Consensus: the pregame music was better than Rihanna’s halftime performance, but at least no one tried to explain the Taylor-Travis relationship as some kind of cosmic marketing ploy.
To wrap it up, YHC got sappy. It’s Valentine’s Day, after all, and six years ago to the day, I met my beautiful wife and started the greatest romance story since Harry met Sally, Johnny and June—or at least since Travis met Taylor LOL. I guess I need to show some love to our cross town rivalries at the Splash Pad. I think one or two of them post every now and again. Gentlemen, take care of your wives, your M’s, and remember that flowers and chocolate might keep you out of trouble, but burpees won’t save your marriage.
See you in the gloom!
Showed up to find Okwata very angry, it’s splashing arms reaching out to me from across the main drag of the Lakeshore. With 2 minutes to go, YHC had that sinking feeling of posting solo, but then, in the gloomy distance a set of headlights crossed the threshold of the lot and the pax did a maneuver only seen in CGI on the big screen. His car did a slide and park while the door flew open, the pax somersaulting while closing his car door, all in one fluid motion, defying all laws of gravity. It was truly an amazing sight.
So now that YHC was not alone, a disclaimer was given and off to the fountain for a warmup of regular stuff.
The thang:
Double shots with Jack Webb at the barre
Head to the House of Pain for the ISI of the month. 9 rounds of 10 second 90 degree arm hang with 20 seconds rest. This is supposed to make pull-ups easy.
Head to Canal for BLIMPS on the corners, followed by 4 corners over and over with abs as the focus. Got 3 miles in.
CoT
Bongo then did a backwards flip to his car, somehow opening the door, sliding in and racing off. That dude is amazing!
SYITG
**Backblast: “The Hines Grind”**
A foggy, wet, and unseasonably warm winter morning greeted the *pax* at 5:30 a.m. (well, 5:29 a.m. because why wait when suffering is inevitable?). With no time to waste, we jumped right in.
### **Warmarama:**
– Abe Bogotas
– Windmills
– Low Slow Squats
– Squats
– Side Straddle Hops
### **Buy-In:**
– 50 Merkins
– 50 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– 50 Squats
Because nothing says “good morning” like knocking out 150 reps before the actual workout.
### **The Hines Hero WOD – 20-Minute EMOM**
– **Shuttle Run:** 50 meters to the pole and back
– **Flutter Kicks** until the timer sounded for the next round
Each minute on the minute, the *pax* pushed through sprinting, flutter-kicking, and grinding out the reps.
### **Cash-Out:**
– 50 Merkins
– 50 Side Straddle Hops
– 50 Squats
Total reps: A whole lot. But we do it for the fallen.
### **COT – Honoring 1LT Derek Hines**
YHC dedicated this workout to **1LT Derek Hines**, who was killed in action on September 1, 2005, in Baylough, Afghanistan. He embodied leadership, competitiveness, and relentless determination, continuing to return fire despite fatal wounds. His legacy and courage remind us of the sacrifices made for the freedoms we enjoy.
This WOD was designed by Robert Kinney, former battalion commander and trained coach, with the **50-rep buy-in and cash-out honoring LT Hines’ service in the 2-503 IN, “The Rock.”**
We wrapped up 5 minutes early, so Bogey took us home with a quick Mary.
### **Final Thoughts:**
– The fog set the tone for a tough grind.
– 50 merkins at the start *and* end left no room for slacking.
– The freedoms we enjoy come at a price—never forget those who paid it.
#NeverForget #HinesGrind #TheRock
As YHC prepped for ANOTHER work trip, the plan was to hedge against road warrior fatigue and grab a local workout before the flight and what better way to avoid the fartsack than to ask for HCs in exchange for taking the Q!? Boo-boo was the first HC and with a text to PVC there would be three—with YHC’s promise to adjust for PVC’s bum foot (me too, brother…me too) and thus a mostly stationary BD it would be.
Warmorama of mostly 10 reps: Abe SLOWgodas, IW, Hill Billies, MMPGM, Tie Fighters R/L, OH and seal claps, chinooks, self love, and SSH x 20 to Frac’s favorite songs with a cherry on top of 2 min. of February NOLA ISI pull up hangs (10 secs work/20 secs rest x 12 rounds) and then off to retrieve coupons for JPAX 7s.
The Thang:
6 Blockees followed by a mosey from the sidewalk to JPAX entrance columns for a single Shoulders, Knees, and Toes planks (TM new exicon!) which is a 30 count plank: punch each arm, shoulder taps, crossover hip taps, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Low Plank, low Plank Jack, back to high plank, cross over toe tap.
Continue 5 blockees/2SKT Planks for the rest of 7s.
Mosey back to warmup pad for 1 min full body stretch/cool down breathing. COT; honored men—off to the airport…
Overcast. And gloomy so under the canopy. Started with a stretchy torso twist toe touches side straddle hop and such the the thang. Very basic. Frogs. Squats Crunches Side straddle hop Merkins Toe touches and a lap which was lunges forward and back. Each for :45 with :30 rest. Not a killer routine but when done slowly and deep with form worked up a sweat. YHC is a bit sore as a result. That a good thing. COT and done
The Mandela Effect: phenomenon where a large group of people misremember an event or share a memory of something that didn’t happen. It’s a social phenomenon that occurs when people have false memories of a person, place, or event.
Want an example? People remember Nelson Mandela dying in prison. They may remember a cornucopia on the Fruit of the Loom logo (myself included). They swear Vader says “Luke, I am your father.” Mr. Moneybags (I think that’s the gent from Monopoly) doesn’t have a monocle?
A more local example? The Treen Center. I swear I’ve left my keys on the bench more than once. Steve swears he remembers a Super 20-something led by me but my counting always stops at 10. We both swear we remember Shooter and Jose “scissoring” on the bench, but alas that was just a threat (proposition?).
Jose and Steve were running around as I arrived, followed by both Coachella (not HogsBreath) and Grundy (also not HogsBreath).
Lower 60s to start, slightly less humid, overall both “pleasant” and “sweat-inducing.”
Warmup (all 10-20x IC)
– Sealjacks
– Grass grabbers
– Arm circles
– Imperial walkers
– Self love
– maybe some other stuff, I don’t remember because Jose distracted me with his average time per mile. Dude’s a full-on runner now, no doubt.
Thang
The Walls of Jericho
(7 rounds of moseys around the Treen center, it of the Mandela effect) interspersed with seven reps of 7 exercises:
– 7 merkins
– 7 squats
– 7 lunges
– 7 Peter Parker’s
– 7 SMCs
– 7 shoulder tap plank jacks
– 7 monkey humpers
A mosey back to base where we wrap up with COT, NOR, Announcements, and Prayer.
Great group this morning, and I’m glad to have been able to share the streets with you. SYITG