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  • Takin it Old School – Pentateuch style

    Disclaimer….blah, blah, blah.

    Genesis – The beginning warmup

    • SSH X 30
    • Seal Jacks X 20
    • Plank Jacks X 20
    • IW X 20
    • Abe G’s X 20

    Exodus – Through the wilderness, Moses/Q led the Isrealites/Pax to Mt. Sanai

    • Bear Crawl 20yds
    • Sprint  200 yds
    • Peter Parker crawl 20yds
    • Sprint 200 yds
    • Lunges 20 yds
    • Sprint 200 yds to NOMA

    Leviticus – Isrealites/Pax learn how to offer sacrifice and conduct themselves in the temple they are building.

    • Jack Webb X 10 merk/20 ap  You’re not ready…. 2 more.
    • Mosey to Great Lawn

    Numbers – Yes it does Sukkot!  Sacrifice Bulls/Merks, Rams/Burps, Sheep/Squats, Goat/Sprint across lawn

    • 15th Day of the 7th Month
      • 13 Bulls/Merks
      • 2 Rams/Burps
      • 14 Lambs/Squats
      • 1 Goat/Sprint across the lawn
    • 2nd Day
      • 12 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Lambs
      • 1 Goat
    • 3rd Day
      • 11 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Lambs
      • 1 Goat
    • 4th Day
      • 10 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Sheep
      • 1 Goat
    • 5th Day
      • 9 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Lambs
      • 1 Goat
    • 6th Day
      • 8 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Lambs
      • 1 Goat
    • 7th Day
      • 7 Bulls
      • 2 Rams
      • 14 Lambs
      • 1 Goat
    • 8th Day
      • 1 Bull
      • 1 Ram
      • 7 Lambs
      • 1 Goat

    Deuteronomy – One God/One Pax

    • LBC’s X 30…..Slow down at 20
    • Hello Dolly X 20
    • Am Ham X 10

    To the flag….and 3 more Burpees.

     

    Count off, NameOrama, FNG, Prayer, and coffee

    Special thanks to Hawg, co-creator.

     

  • When the Levee Breaks…

    Okwata

    With all the hype, emergency notices at 3 am, non-working stormwater pumps, rumors, politicians and of course rain,  main themes of this workout was levee and water.

    Warmup (typical) at the fountain:

    SSH X 25

    Windmills X 20

    IW X 20

    Arm Circles X 31

    Mosey to levee for long mosey over to circle of benches

    During way over,  embrace the levee by running 4 hills up and down,  a bit wet though at the toe,  even more water getting to benches…

    Circle of Benches

    One full rotation of benches,

    Dips X 10 each bench, with feet in the water below benches,  but no rain entire workout!

    Lunge from bench to bench

    Mosey back to Lakefront and over to Canal Blvd

    4 corner Burpees

    Each corner had (10) on odd corners and (5) on even

    Repeated again,  running in between including up & down levee

    Mosey back up the levee and to picnic tables with chin up bar for some rotations

    Rotations

    A foul smell came from the trash can originally assumed to be crawfish,  but we are out of season….  Eventually our smell overtook it.

    Time keeper was running up levee with (5) squats at the crown,  and back down

    Other stations were chin ups and mercans,  now we are getting tired

    Core Work

    Final last focus on one area we missed out on

    Held plank for ~ 2:00 minutes focusing on Breath 

    In honor of Louis Armstrong’s birthday last Friday We did (117) Hello Dolly’s (well it sounded good at first like Satchmo,  we stopped at 20 due to bad timing…)

    Russian Twist 15

    Held plank again for 1:30

    Back to invisible flag for COT, nam-a rama, count, intentions, announcements, etc

    Well I myself enjoyed it,  I am feeling it tonight, hope all other felt the same.  Safe travels from our fellow South Carolina PAX and new friend that came over to get a taste of humidity.

    I’ll take tomorrow off but instead hope to see everyone on the radio bright and early (90.7 FM WWOZ),  who nows maybe I will mix in some Memphis Minnie or Pops.

    Bongo

  • Rock City Q School

    New leaders bring new ideas and new ideas bring growth.  In hopes of accelerating that growth Tool suggested we have a Q school at Rock City today, so we gathered 17 strong in the gloom for some lessons in leadership.

    Disclaimer

    Most of us don’t do a good job with this, as we usually gloss over it as we start our mosey.  It’s important to emphasize a few points – We are not professionals, this is going to be physically demanding, there are inherent risks (physical exertion, it’s dark, mud, roots, rocks, etc.) and all participants assume those risks, and you should modify if necessary.

    Getting Started

    We moseyed past the rock pile to the t-ball field (Pontiff Playground was in surprisingly good shape after serving as a reservoir during Saturday’s street flooding).  It’s important to set a good tone for the workout early.  You want to portray that you believe that what you are about to do is worth doing.  That it is worth getting out of bed and to the park for 5:30.  We have to make it hard or it won’t be in important to the Pax.

    • 20 Burpees OYO (On Your Own)
    • SSH x 15 (IC); Imperial x 20 (IC); J-Los x 10 (IC)
    • Burpees EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute) x 6 minutes (Reps: 12, 12, 12, 12, 10, 10)
    • Peter Parkers x 20 (IC); Plank Jacks x 20 (IC); Parker Peters x 20 (IC)
    • 12 Burpees OYO

    Total Burpees during Warm-up = 100.

    Cadence and Counting

    An important part of our workouts are the commands used to lead an exercise in cadence.  We use 3 two-part commands.  The fact that we use the same commands every time promotes efficiency and pace and keeps us together.  The commands are straight up army style, consisting of two-parts, a preparatory command, followed by a very brief pause, followed by a command of execution.  Example:

    • Next exercise is….the side straddle hop
    • Ready position…move
    • In cadence….Exercise

    There is great deal of controversy over whether it is Ready Position…move or Starting Position…move.  In the infamous DREDD/OBT video “How to Count” DREDD says “Starting Position.”  I gave my Freed To Lead Book away two years ago, so I’m not sure what it says.  However, I am pretty sure OBT used “Ready Position” when he taught me how to do it.

    Kimchi took over at this point and provided instructions for the different cadence counts we use.  Some points to remember:  The Q always counts 1-2-3, while the Pax responds on the 4th count with the number of the repetition.  The Q must change the tone of his count on the last rep to let the Pax know the exercise is ending.  If you are on the ground, tell the Pax to get up by saying “recover” after the exercise is over.  If you want the pax to stay down so you can lead them through 15 variations of plank and merkin exercises a la Rudy, then don’t tell them to recover until the end.

    • Red Bull Count – This is a super-fast 4 count.  Kimchi demonstrated by leading us in Red Bull Smurf Jacks
    • Normal Count, but slow exercise – This is a normal count, but you do half the exercise on the first 3 counts and then complete it quickly on the four count.  Normally used with Low Slow Squats, which Kimchi demonstrated with, but also works well with Merkins.
    • Slow Count – This is a super slow four count.  This one can be a little difficult and takes metronome like skills to keep everyone together.  Kimchi demonstrated with Merkins.  Personally, I use it for Don Quixotes and Good Mornings.
    •  8 count – Used for our more complicated exercises.  Kimchi demonstrated with 8-count Body Builders #crowdpleaser.  Also commonly used by JV for Dr. Ws.
    • Woz then reminded us that we left one out – the 2 count aka up/down cadence.  This cadence works well for all exercises in which you move up and down.  The Q calls out the commands Up and Down (or Down then Up depending on the exercise) as the Pax counts after Down (or UP).  Woz demonstrated with Squats.  #GRT

    Throughout this section, several men posted to the middle to practice leading an exercise.  T-claps to Babyface, Milkman, Marlin, Yo-Yo, Tiny Dancer, and the aforementioned Woz for stepping up to lead.

    Smoking the Pax

    When structuring a workout, you want to make sure that you smoke the super fit guys without leaving everyone else behind.  You also don’t want to make it so that the really fit guys are waiting around a long time for everyone else to finish.  The goal is to create a workout that smokes everyone, regardless of fitness level.  Shorty took over at this point and gave some examples of exercises one can use for this purpose.  You want to use exercises where the intensity is not dependent on time or distance.  For example, Tabata is a good one where everyone stays together and each man does as much as he can during each 20 second interval.  The EMOM used during the warmup is another good example.  Shorty suggested partner work.  Partner work is good because one partner may be able to carry more of the team load than the other.  As long as you don’t let Jadaveon and El Wire partner up together, it seems teams are usually more even than individuals.  Shorty led us in a round of abbreviated Dora.  One partner did Jump Squats while the other jogged to 40 yards and back.  Teams were to complete 300 jump squats, but we ran out of time around 200.

    Circle of Trust

    If there are FNGs, it’s a good idea to recap what F3 stands for and why we find it important.  We always finish with countarama, namearama, announcements and a prayer.

    Naked Man Moleskin

    • Great turnout today for Q-school.  We should have at least 17 for every Rock City.
    • Judging fro the mumblechatter, the 100 burpee warm-up seemed to be as much of a hit in The World as it was Uptown.
    • Good input from all the Pax today:  Triple Shift reminded us the importance of paying attention to the Pax as you lead and that it is ok to stop and correct form when you see people doing it wrong.  Tool suggested that splitting your VQ with someone else is always a good option.  Walleye reminded us of the importance of planning a total body workout and not just focusing on one area.
    • Rudy had a section planned on Trying New Things, but we didn’t get to it.  One reason we want new Qs to step up is because they often bring fresh ideas.  It never hurts to try something new.  If it doesn’t work, you don’t have to bring it back.  But more often than not, it works.
    • That brings me to flexibility.  Today, the cadence training was going well and we had a lot of newer Qs that we wanted to give some practice to.  We spent some extra time on that section, knowing it would cost us Rudy’s section at the end.  You want to bring a plan, but always be prepared to change it during the workout.
    • Also, it’s much better to over plan than under plan.  You never want to run out of things to do and then just be making stuff up to kill time at the end.  You want to finish strong.  In case you do run out of stuff, you can always finish with Mary, but it works best to have a go-to Mary series ready, instead of making it up on the fly.
    • If you attended the Q school today, let me know what worked well and what didn’t work well.  You can post it in the comments below.  I would love to have your feedback.  We are going to take this show on the road at the end of the month, and I would like for it to be better than what it was today.

    Thanks,

    Hawg

  • Bucktown Coastie – Part Deux

     

    Well, Tuesdays roll around quickly and no one signed up for the Q, so someone has to lead…I guess that is me.  Unfortunately, my memory is starting to get fuzzy now that I’m writing this post +4 days out.   We moved from original location due to all the levee work and started in front of Landry’s Seafood.  This post won’t have a lot of humor, thought or wit like the Troubled Waters crew but it will have details.

    Countoff, Namerama and COT.  Prayer as always to be better leaders.

    Side Note: It’s funny how leadership and health have direct relationships with each other as opposed to an inverse relationship.  Oh..wait, no existential ponderings or Kinesiology terms

    Disclaimer and off we ride to the east.  Because the leg day was so popular a few weeks ago, I decided to bring it back – part Deux!

    We rode over to the Bayou St. John bridge and took the traffic circle back to the area across from Shelter #2.

     

    The THANG # 1

    30 IC x Low Slow Squats

    15 IC x Curtsey Lunges

    15 IC X Side Lunges

    15 IC x Romanian Single Leg Deadlifts

     

    Get back on the bike and sprint another loop over the Bayou St. John bridge and take the traffic circle back to the area across from Shelter #2.

     

    The THANG # 2

    20 IC x Deadlifts with Sandbags

    15 IC x Pistol Squats on the Planter

    20 IC x Monkey Humpers

    15 IC x Reverse Lunges

     

    Times up!  Gotta go to work. Grateful to lead!

     

  • Bacon and Legs

    QIC filling in for Bogey today as he took the Q for me 2 weeks ago. I rolled in just in the nick of time, right at 5:30. I caught up with HVAC as he was finishing his usual pre-workout warm-up laps around Pontiff Park. A quick disclaimer and off we go.

    I was immediately scolded by Triple Shift and Kim Chi for running too far for the warm-up COP and breaking the usual Uptowner routine. You live and learn, or I guess I live and learn. Better luck next time.

    Warm-up COP:

    • SSH x20 IC
    • Peter Parkers x20 IC
    • Hill-billies x20 IC
    • Parker Peters x20 IC
    • Arm Circles x20 (10 forward, 10 backward)
    • J-Lo’s x20 IC

    We moseyed over to a line of trees spaced 20 yards apart for some BLIMPS. I stole this one from Rudy, since I enjoyed it so much last time.

    • 5 Burpees. Run to the next tree.
    • 10 Lunges each leg. Run to the next tree.
    • 15 Imperial Walkers. Run to the next tree.
    • 20 Merkins. Run to the next tree.
    • 25 Plank Jacks. Run to the next tree.
    • 30 Squats. Run to the next tree.
    • Plank and wait for the PAX to finish.

    Next we went to the baseball diamond for the Bearmuda Diamond. A variation of the Bearmuda Triangle, except 4 points instead of 3. Get it??? Very crafty.

    Round 1: bear crawl the bases.

    • 1st base: 1 burpee
    • 2nd base: 2 burpees
    • 3rd base: 3 burpees
    • Home plate: 4 burpees

    Round 2: bear crawl the bases.

    • 1st base: 2 merkins
    • 2nd base: 4 merkins
    • 3rd base: 6 merkins
    • Home plate: 8 merkins

    We stayed put for the next exercise, where the name for our work-out was coined.

    • QIC: “The next exercise is a new one, called Aiken Legs.”
    • Triple Shift: “Like Clay Aiken legs?”
    • QIC: “Or maybe Achin Legs?”
    • Triple Shift: “Bacon legs? Like wobbly legs?”
    • Frac Sac: “Bacon and Legs?”
    • And there you have it.
    • 4 exercises, no breaks in between. 2 rounds.
      • 20 Squats
      • 20 Step-ups (10 left, 10 right)
      • 20 Lunges (10 each leg)
      • 20 Split Jacks (10 each leg forward)

    We went to the baseball outfield for some Mary.

    • LBC’s x20
    • Leg lifts x20
    • Dying cockroach x20
    • Flutter kicks x20
    • Hello Dolly x20
    • American Hammer x20

    A slow mosey back to the tree line for another round of BLIMPS.

    • 5 Burpees. Run to the next tree.
    • 10 Lunges each leg. Run to the next tree.
    • 15 Imperial Walkers. Run to the next tree.
    • 20 Merkins. Run to the next tree.
    • 25 Plank Jacks. Run to the next tree.
    • 30 Squats. Run to the next tree.

    Run back to the flag for 2 minutes of planks.

    • 30 sec both hands
    • 30 sec left hand up
    • 30 sec right hand up
    • 30 sec both hands
    • 10 sec Mission Impossible

    Utterly spent, I threw in the towel. Number off, Name-o-rama, intentions and a prayer. Thanks for letting me lead. A happy and safe weekend to all!

    Walleye

     

     

  • Rocks of Different Sizes

    New Orleans offered another free outdoor steam room today. No need to pay a spa here.

    We kicked off the usual mosey to the usual warm-up area.

    Side straddle hops

    Imperial walkers

    Peter parkers

    arm circles forward and backwards

    Then we started with a small rock – one you can lift with one arm.

    Next a series of single are shoulder presses forward lifts, tricep extensions, and forearm rolls.

     

    form there we picked up a rock of “regular size”

    Then – curls, rows, squats, and lunges. For each exercise we started with a set of 2 and increased the reps of each set by 2 and increased to 12 and then back reduced each set by 2 until we were back down to 2.

    from there we picked up heavy rock and finished up with bench press.

    we finished up with some Mary before heading back to our COT

     

     

  • Midsummer Morning’s Dream

    Amnesty had offered to Q earlier in the week, to fully complete his “Birthday Week” stand, but at the last minute,  Amnesty needed a rest from all the chaos.   So I gladly took the Q back,  and needed to Q as it has been a while….

     

    Warm up

    A bit of a run on the lakefront

    (10)- mercans (no to be mistaken for Burpees)

    (20) Peter Parkers

    (30) SSH

    (25) Windmills

    (10) Burpees

    Main Attraction

    Typical BLIMPS at Canal Blvd. X3

    Lunges across Canal on lake side

    Finally

    Eleven on the levee

    LBCs up top

    Burpees on bottom

    Catch:  Bernie Sanders on the way back up levee (back wards run)  feeling muscles we didn’t think we had?

    Normal COT

    Then conversation with Jesuit CC team and coach.

    Nothing beats the Lakefront!

  • Bday Eve Aquaman

    As we continue the weeklong birthday celebration, we moved the Plunge from Thursday to Wednesday due to the pool closing.  With the divider moved, we have a full 50m pool today.

    Swim 100m, then swim underwater as far as you can, keep swimming. Rinse and repeat til times up. Or if you’re Da Parish, use kick board, paddles, etc…

    Memorable quotes:

    Me: “Nice Speedo JV.”

    JV: “I don’t like those thingys around my legs…ewwww….but the Speedo makes me look good.”

    Just another day at the Plunge!

    A quick shoutout to my brother, Da Parish, thanks for the bday homebrew.

  • Birthday Week Spartacus

    What better way to start my birthday week than with some Spartacus.

    Can’t get too much Spartacus…and 12 men showed up to get some…

    DISCLAIMER and let’s mosey to the Warm-Up COP:
    -SSH x 30 IC
    -Mtn Climbers x 20 IC
    -Arm Circles x 30 IC (15 ea. dir.)

    Grab a rock, medium, one you won’t drop on your head…Let’s mosey to the shelter (cuz it has benches).
    It’s time for some Spartacus. The timer on my phone had us working out for 1 minute with a 15 sec rest for each exercise:
    -Goblet Squat w/ rock
    -Feet-Elevated Mountain Climbers
    -Kettlebell Swing w/ rock
    -T-Pushups
    -Step up, alternating legs with or without rocks
    -Rock Row
    -Side Lunge and Touch Rock (like moving the virtual rock pile back and forth)
    -Merkins
    -Rock Lunge and Rotation
    -Rock Push Press
    Rinse and Repeat for a total of two rounds.

    With a short break in-between sets we took a seat with the People’s Chair and pressed some rocks…

    COT: countoff, namerama, announcements, shoutouts and a prayer (T-Claps to FNG Summer Fig for taking the prayer on his first day…well, he is a preacher). Thanks for letting me lead and see you in the Gloom tomorrow at the Stomp!

    Hey Cowbell….ANNOUNCEMENT:  The Plunge is moved to Wednesday and the Foundry is moved to Thursday at Okwata.

  • Summer is here!

    The air was thick from the celebration of our nations birthday!  Happy Birthday Nation!  BBQ and beer mixed with the dense humidity to say “Purification through sweat awaits!”  Oh yes it was hot and sticky, the kind of sticky a 5 year old gets when they play with BBQ’d ribs covered in sauce!

    8 Pax gathered around the flag for the Q to arrive in the nick of time!

    We pushed off into the gloom circling up for standard warm up

    SSH x 36

    IW x 28

    Peter Parker x 15

    The air began to grow thicker and the spanish moss reminded me of Yoda’s home on Dagobah so we  moseyed to the shelter, where we did our 5 mins of BTW with some Baby Crunches in between.  There was no try only Do!

    We then proceeded to Oak Alley where we did a series of wind sprints and high knees to the track and repeat.  We did  6 or 8 lengths time is all relative when on Dagobah.

    Pairing up we did Dips followed by Parker Peters, followed by Squats while our partners ran to the pull up bars by the flag to do 10 pull ups.

    Back to the shelter we did a meandering snake of right leg and left leg power ups, followed by a real quick session of Mary where we did Real Freddie Mercury, The Putins, and Box Cutters.

    With time and creativity spent we called it a morning as the sun rose!