F3 New Orleans

Tag: Bones

  • MISTLETOE #1, with coupons – from Sandbar

    Disclaimer followed by a quick mosey around the parking lot. PAX picked up bricks from YHC’s truck. 2.0s mad about having to load the truck with bricks. Builds character though.

    Cusack walk (bricks held overhead, as if it was an 80s boombox) to Oak Alley for SSH IC to warmup, followed by windmills and grass grabbers. Then Nolan Ryans IC and CPRs OYO. (Curls, Press-Ups, Rows 30 each).

    M-I-S-T-L-E-T-O-E, with bricks. Pax paired up. One Pax did the exercise while the other Cusack walked to the second light pole. Each Pax did 30 of each exercise, then moved to the next while waiting for their partner.

    Merkins,
    Imperial Walkers
    Squats
    Twists – LBTs
    Louisville Lips, AKA Muhammad Alis, AKA Floyd Maywheathers
    Elf of the Shelf
    T- -can’t remember the T?!
    One Armed Pickle Pounders
    El BCs

    Pax then moseyed to the shelter, bricks in hand for some wall-chair dodo birds and wonderbras with bricks, IC.

    Back to the flag for COT.
    20 PAX.

  • Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

    26 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Legendary Wolf Pack Mountain to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over to the Rosy Palm Court and circle up for a warmup:

    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC (dancing encouraged)
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Count off and pax instructed to remember their number. Then count 1,2,1,2….

    Mosey to the mountain…

    Two columns, hence the 1 and 2 count. Run to the top of the mountain with last pax sprinting to front all the way up.

    Once on top, take the stairs back down to level 4.

    Burpee broad jump the short side of level 4, then bear crawl the long way.

    Head back up the mountain, with quadraphilia on the inclines and sprints on the straight aways, all OYO.

    Circle up on the top for a mental test. The Q has the pax recall their number, then combines the numbers in some fashion for SSH. The instructions are clear: execute SSH IC up to the first number followed by SSH in silence and completing together, with the Q being the cadence to follow. Failure to follow instructions results in a penalty.
    Spoiler alert: there were penalties.
    Penalty 1 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 10 (burpee with 2 Merkins)
    Penalty 2 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 15
    Penalty 3 – Sprint to far wall and back and do 10 burpees.
    The 4th time the Pax got it, sort of.
    Time for one set of Tin Snips IC x 20.

    Return to the flag for COT

    NMM

    – YHC hasn’t done WPM in a while, and wow! What a rockin’ AO!
    – The uptown crowd was surprisingly quiet today, minimal Mumblechatter going on.
    – There’s a rumor going around about doing burpees even if the pax were in perfect sync. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor, except to encourage the pax to continue to reach for perfection.
    – Coffeteria was awesome and well attended.
    – Thanks for allowing me to be part of such an incredible group of men, and for gifting me the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG

  • Prepping for the 2022 USA Games – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 76 degrees, Humidity 89%, Wind 3 mph from the East

    Pax: MulliCan, The List, Field Lice, Forty, Yank, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Two Tickets to Paradise, The Moistest, Papa, Will.I.AM, The Biebs, The Driest of Sockets, Grind Breaker, The Clammiest of Chowdahs, Bananarama, Bone Thug, and Nipster.

    Warm-up

    SSH x 25; IW x 25; DQ x 10; Floyd Mayweathers x 24; LSS x 25; Joe Bidens x 25; Bat Wings (FAC x 25; BAC x 25; Seal Claps x 25; OH Claps x 25; Moroccan Night Clubs x 59)

    The Thang

    Mosey to ….The Wall
    • BTW + Floyd Mayweathers x 12; BTW + Joe Bidens x 12….repeato
    • London Bridge x 12; Mike Tysons x 12…..repeato
    • BTW + Floyd Mayweathers x 12; BTW + Joe Bidens x 12

    Mosey to the Bandstand for…..

    Ring of Fire – 9 merkins each (start when pax on the left gets to 5). Hold plank the rest of the time. 2 rounds

    Mosey to the grass for….

    EMOM Burpees. 4 rounds of 12 and one round of 11 for 59 total

    Mary – Crunchy Frog x 20

    Mosey back to the flag for COT

    Prayers for Landing Strips Dad and Fast Tax Son and friend deployed in Syria

    NMM
    • Thanks to Yankee for having the idea of running my 181st 10K after the Birdcage as I raise money to help send 59 Louisiana athletes and 25 coaches to the 2022 USA Games in Orlando. Special Olympics has a lot of shared values with F3 – physical fitness, inclusivity, and leadership. Heartfelt thanks to everyone in F3 for their support of this fundraiser. If you would like to volunteer with Special Olympics, reach out to me and I can show you how.
    • Thanks to Bieber, Angie’s List, Mulligan, and Yankee for joining me for 10K #181. It’s always a big help to run with others.
    • I’m convinced that Bat Wings is totally mental. It sucked the first time I ever did it, but not anymore. I think my mind got used to it more than my shoulders. You get to a point, where your mind says “you should not be holding your arms up this long….PUT THEM DOWN.” But if you can get past that, your shoulders become fairly numb and it doesn’t hurt too much anymore. I’ve done it so many times now that I think it takes too long to really make it suck. I didn’t want to do much running or cardio today, so I was okay with spending 5 minutes basically doing arm circles.
    • I didn’t want to do much cardio, but there is too much science saying burpees are the best exercise ever, not to include them in a workout. I personally think you have failed as a leader if you don’t include at least 50 burpees in a workout. I’ve said what I said.
    • When we went to get coffee Yankee was telling the Baristas and the people in line that I had just completed my 181st 10K in a row. They immediately referenced much more impressive feats like “one of our customers runs a half-marathon every day” and “I follow a guy on Instagram that is running from San Francisco to New York and has run 1500 straight days.” Picture them with the McKayla Maroney face as they are saying this. They were clearly not impressed. Then he mentioned that I run in flip-flops and they lost their minds. They couldn’t believe that I had just run a 10k in a pair of $5 flip-flops. My marketing campaign will be changing for the second half of the year. I have clearly been stressing the wrong part of what I am doing.

  • Oh Crap I have the Q! – from Willie

    Mosey to the pull up bars for a warm up. Split into theee groups , pull ups (10), Merkins, and squats. Rotate. Rinse and repeat. Mosey to the Zoo for DORA 1,2,3, Merkins, squats, Freddie Merks. Merkin and Monkey Humper Ring of Fire, Then PAX assisted Mary for the remaining time.

  • Hip Hop Hooray – from Dry Socket

    Beautful morning out there at Audubon park. We had 20ish PAX present. Warmups included SSH, Grass grabbers, Peter Parkers, Mountain climbers and forward and reverse arm circles.
    Then we posted up at the zoo. DJ Dry Socket broke out his 90s/2000s underground hip hop classics to the delight of the 2 PAX that recognized a Beastie Boys song 🙂
    Did a DORA BOMBS (Burpees, Overhead Press, Merkins, Big Boy Sit up, Squats). Partner ran 0.3 miles around the zoo and switched off.
    We logged close to 3 miles today.
    Then we headed back to the field for a little game of Roxanne/Redlight. Ring of Fire, stayed in plank until your part came up then the pax did 4 merkins at a time.
    Ran back to the flag for some Penguins, LBC, Freddy Merks.

  • Somebody’s Watching You – from Tinkles

    That somebody is Gideon and his drone. I thought for sure the incessant rain of the last week would call off the photo op, but Gideon was not deterred. So to keep the pax dry we headed over to the zoo parking lot. The ladies workout was out in full force. With the drone and ladies and music the pax was getting giddy…..then we actually had to work out.

    Warm Up:
    SSH IC X 30, Grass Grabbers IC X 20, Forward Arm Circles X 20, Reverse Arm Circles X 20, Imperial Walker IC X 20

    The Beatdown:
    10 burpees on the minute for 10 minutes– Talking Heads to help distract from the pain

    Mosey over to the Audubon statue and pair up for some catch me if you can combinations- Jock jams and El Wire twerking for rest between rounds.
    -Loop one: run and partner does 3 burpees and then catches up to tag
    -Loop two (short loop): lunge walk and 10 merkins
    -Loop three (short loop): bear crawl and 30 LBCs

    Finish strong with Rocky Balboas, Incline Merks, Dips, and Decline Merks on the curb. Hustle back to the flag.

    COT: get your whiskey night sign up completed! Prayers for helping us lead in all aspects of our lives. Drone footage coming soon!

  • Along the lazy river under the pale moonlight – from Mariah

    6 pax for the usual route along the levee. We ran through Audubon Park, up to the levee at Magazine and then followed the river up to Oak Street. Across Oak to Broadway and into and through Tulane. Freret to Palmer, and then back to the virtual flag on St Charles. 5.2miles, 7:50 pace. Welcome to F3 Flapjack, visiting our fine city on spring break from Chapel Hill, NC.

  • First you Q, then you Backblast – from Tinkles

    I admit I’ve gotten lazy with backblasts. I wouldn’t have thought it, but of the many things to not recover from the pandemic, backblasts seem to be one. I think the fluid days of free-form workouts, posting at 6:30, etc, killed a bit of our discipline. I think the same could be said for Q volunteerism. There are lots of blanks for every AO on the board with the same Qs doing most of the leading. The beauty of F3 is the chance to lead and to lead in your own style. We have no shortage of pax. It was great to get 20 out at The Skinny this morning. Each has earned a spot to Q on a coming Monday. Let’s see what you got!

    Warm Up:

    Mosey over to the zoo grass parking lot:
    SSH x 30, IW x 20, Grass Grabber x 20, Mountain Climber x 20, Low country crab x 20

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the levee:
    11s: burpee at the base and merkins at the top, plank and wait on the six
    Dora 1-2-3 with plank walks, LBCs, squats- partner goes all the way over the levee and back, plank and wait on the six
    Mosey back to the front of the zoo: rocky balboas x 20, derkins from the curb x 20.
    Back to the flag

    COT:
    Count off to 21, namorama, closing prayer

    Simple, effective, reproducible. Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • Time to use our arms again – from Mariah

    Large crowd for the first Wolfpack of March, and after a quick disclaimer we moseyed across St Charles to Loyola’s Palm Court for a Warm up. Like many, I’ve been wearing out the miles all of February for Run Cajun Run, and while I can now run fast and far, I can barely open a jar…time for a bit of upper body work.

    Warm up (all 15 ct in cadence):
    SSH, Peter Parker, Windmills, Carolina Drydock, Parker Peter

    Mosey over to the base of the mountain, at which point it was clear our numbers were problematic…we split into two waves and proceeded up the ramp for 2 rounds of BLIMPS with exercises at each landing.
    Burpees > Lunges > Imperial Walkers > Merkins > Plankjacks > Squats….repeato until the top.

    Large oval/ring of fire on the roof: merkins/wide arms/ diamonds

    Mary in cadence (15 ct): flutters, dollys, Russian twist, dying cockroach
    15 merkins OYO, then back down the ramps and out to the…

    Benches for the following (again 15ct in cadence):
    Dips >
    RL step ups >
    Incline merkins >
    LL step ups…
    ..OH SWEET JESUS, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?? Evacuate and hot mosey away from the truck pumping out the septic tank…. regroup at Palm Court and resume…
    LL step ups >
    Dips >
    RL Power-ups >
    LL Power-ups >
    All Ya Got Derkins.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    33 pax for the workout, and welcome to FNG Will Jones from Son of a Saint, known now as The Beast.

    We gathered for a group Run Cajun Run photo with oversized check for over $6700 which we presented to Will and SoaS, which is amazing. I know I speak for many in being incredibly proud of both the financial support we are able to give, but also the fact that 200 of us and our NOLA friends stepped up to participate in Run Cajun Run and demonstrate our support for SoaS last month. Our support will surely have a direct impact on many young men in our community, providing hope, mentorship and a positive path.

    As always Thank You for the daily accountability and for the opportunity to lead.

    Until next time
    Xoxo,
    Mariah

  • Forgot I signed up to Q by Dry Socket – from Cyrous Ardalan

    A surprising Q as I initially thought I was signed up for Wednesday! Without a watch I figured I would step up to humbly lead these men into confusion.
    We started with some SSH, Grassgrabbers, Peter parker, Parker Peters, Arm circles, Rev Arm circles and overhead Claps.
    We then ran through the park and at each light post did B L I M P S. 4 laps so a total of 40 Burpees, 40 Lunges, 40 Imperial walkers, 40 Merks, 40 Squats

    Then we came around and half the group did 2 laps around the parking lot while the other group did 15x LL and RL step ups and 15x LL and RL power ups.

    Some of the PAX were unaware I had no concept of time this morning and luckily Chowda and Douille were giving me the correct time when I asked for it.

    So then we began a nice game of ring of fire with 20 merkins total 2 times around.

    After that were some core exercises consisting of LBCs, Dying cockroach, Freddie merks, Low Country Crab, Wife Pleasers.

    Realizing there was still time left, we ran 2 more laps around the parking lot and then ended with 20 Merks at the flag.

    All in all I think we got in a great workout…sorry for the confusion. Be it mine or the PAX. DS.