F3 New Orleans

Tag: Boo Boo

  • What is this Cadence of which you speak – from Hokie

    After being MIA for 28 days, YHC was determined to return and took the open Q for Rock City.

    12 Pax gathered At 0530 we had a disclaimer and headed toward the rock pile for Warm-o-rama

    The first exercise will be Slow Vagoda’s … 1, 2, 3 … and the Mumblechatter erupted about the Q forgetting how we do things at F3 with the Q being left with no defense

    After being reintroduced to correct procedures, we continued

    The next exercise will be
    Arm Circles
    Starting Position
    Move
    In cadence
    Exercise

    We then gathered with requested medium to heavy rocks (probably should have said just medium) to begin our journey up the mountain

    1, 5, 10, 15, … 40…. 35,30…. 5 with coupons/rocks

    1 burpee
    1… 5 cross over merkins
    1, 5… 10 triceps
    1, 5, 10…15 shoulder press
    1, 5,10,15 …20 curls
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20… 25 rows
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25… 30 lunges
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30… 35 chest press

    Then back down, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1

    30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1

    25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 1

    20, 15, 10, 5, 1

    15, 10, 5, 1

    10, 5, 1

    5, 1

    1

  • Turkey Trot Rucksgiving Plus an FNG – from Bolt

    6 pax heeded the call to accelerate on Turkey Day with what else? A run/ruck because it’s the Wally Run: runners covered 4.5 miles for a 10’00” pace and the ruckers covered 2.7 miles for 15’02” pace.
    Teedy OCP and an FNG were DR from AR for Thanksgiving with Hawg. Boo Boo baited the FNG into naming himself—it was brilliant; welcome Hose Monkey, one of the best names in recent memory!

  • 7 for the Dirty Dozen – from Bolt

    War Eagle asked YHC to Q as we disbanded the Scrim and knowing the Q is a great way to avoid a Fartsack, I obliged. Thankfully, War Eagle kicked off the warorama due to my “turdiness” and allowed me to finish it upon my arrival. There was considerable mumble chatter about my called warm ups the pax had already done and then being too slow for today’s cold plus my JBL co-Q wouldn’t connect so no music—my apologies ladies, FIA meets Uptown…
    Mosey to JPAX with music (finally) for The Thang: Dirty Dozen
    12 exercises/12 reps each, add an exercise after taking a lap down/up the stairs:
    Monkey Humpers
    Shoulder Taps
    Big Boys
    Bonnie Blair’s
    Merkins
    Leg Raises
    Scoop Squats
    Carolina Dry Docks Pl
    Compound Ws
    Burpees
    Mountain Climbers
    SSH

    Congrats to Maytag for making it through round 11 as designed before YHC called for suspension of down/up stairs for time and simply finish that round with all 12 of the exercises so everyone had a final round of 12 exercises equalling 144 reps. Rev Sox was super stoked to have kicked off the morn with a combined 144 Monkey Humpers—you’re welcome!

    I suspect this BD will make a third appearance at an AO near you since no one invoked the song skip rule; that tells YHC it must’ve not sucked and by not sucked, I mean sucked. Honored by your presence and to lead.

  • Burpees, Bear Crawls, and Box Cutters…Oh My! – from Triple Shift

    As a plug to the upcoming book study on Tuesdays (PJ’s Coffee on Canal Blvd 6:45am – 7:30am) in 2024, Do Hard Things: Why We Get Resilience Wrong and the Surprising Science of Real Toughness by Steve Magness, I chose to do something hard at the Uptowner.

    Warmorama – Head to the field to do 15 LSS, 10 Arm Circles forward and back, 10 J Los, 10 slow Imperial Walkers (we look like a bunch of drunken sailors), 10 slow Peter Parkers, and 10 T Merkins all done IC.

    The Thang One – Partner up on the track and do B.L.I.M.P.S. Your partner runs in the opposite direction from you and when you meet on the other side of the track, perform the 5 Burpees. Once the burpees are completed, run in the opposite direction of your partner and when you meet up, perform 10 lunges. Continue running in the opposite direction until you complete the 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, and 30 Squats.

    The Thang Two – Line up on the goal line and each Pax member performs 10 box cutters, bear crawl out 5 yards and then perform 5 burpees. Walk back to the goal line and perform 10 Box Cutters, bear crawl out to the 10-yard line and then perform 4 burpees. Keep repeating the pattern of increasing the bear crawl by 5 yards and decreasing the burpee by one until you finally bear crawl out to the 25 yard line and finish with one burpee. Reverse plank for the six.

    The Thang Three – Ring of Fire. Everyone holds and Al Gore while one pax member performs 10 squats until everyone has completed 10 squats. Next round was 10 Monkey Humpers/Al Gore and we finished with 10 Bonnie Blairs/Al Gore. As an added bonus we tried to hold an air squat (90 degree angle) for 2 minutes. #epic fail

    Headed back to where we started for some stretching and mosquito slapping with a few minutes left.

    COT – Continued prayers for Scantron’s nephew and Wedding Planner’s daughter’s health.

    NMM – I just finished a book called The Steward Investor: Investing God’s Resources for Eternal Impact by Donald E Simmons and it really challenged my thinking on how I am managing God’s financial resources. Is my mindset on growing my financial portfolio so I can have a comfortable and care free life or should it be about growing my financial portfolio to build God’s kingdom (Thy kingdom come, thy will be done….) through investing in other start up (risky and unproven) business in other areas around the world where God’s values can be established. In the book, a poem by the great navigator, seaman, and explorer Sir Francis Drake from 1577 titled Disturb Us, Lord was definitely a challenge to me. I hope you enjoy it!

    Disturb us, Lord, when
    We are too well pleased with ourselves,
    When our dreams have come true
    Because we have dreamed too little,
    When we arrived safely
    Because we sailed too close to the shore.

    Disturb us, Lord, when
    With the abundance of things we possess
    We have lost our thirst
    For the waters of life;
    Having fallen in love with life,
    We have ceased to dream of eternity
    And in our efforts to build a new earth,
    We have allowed our vision
    Of the new Heaven to dim.

    Disturb us, Lord, to dare more boldly,
    To venture on wider seas
    Where storms will show your mastery;
    Where losing sight of land,
    We shall find the stars.

    We ask You to push back
    The horizons of our hopes;
    And to push into the future
    In strength, courage, hope, and love.

  • EHing the Wild West – from Fracsac

    There was an FNG alert broadcast across the channels for the Scrum, or the Goldmine or whatever we call Lasalle these days. Gabby and Yankee came from uptown to support their EH.

    Maytag, Boo-Boo, SOGO, RevSox, the FNG and YHC rounded out the 8.

    Disclaimer followed by a warmup.

    First thang:

    Stations. Partner up. 4 stations, dead hanging, dips, steps ups and 10 burpees for the timer. Rinse and repeat.

    Dirty Mac Deuce.
    4 rounds of 3 exercises (arm leg and core) with a lap in between.

    Mosey to the field for bear crawls, lunge walks and burpees. Finished off with some Mary.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    Welcome Space Cowboy!

    SYITG

  • 4 Guys, 4 Body Parts, 0 Chaos Monkeys – from Bolt

    YHC felt compelled to Q since the chaos monkey has men’s bible study on Wednesday and after the disclaimer and usual warmorama replete with the soundtrack of a Bolt 3M promise, it was time to make our way to the gym equipment. How to get there though? Q’s choice of transport every other or every third light pole–listening is important: skip, mosey, backward walk/mosey, lunge, high knees, open/close gate, shuffle facing each way.

    The Thang: Once at the gym there would be two rounds of AMRAP 1min work/15 sec rest-rotate: Decline sit ups, Incline Press, Tricep Extensions, R/L Leg Power Ups. Count the reps of each exercise done in round one and add three reps to each exercise but count them down backward. You’d be amazed how the mind controls the body; normally, successive rounds generate fewer reps yet counting down from a higher rep count matched/exceeded round one!

    Mosey forward/backward the rest of the loop that took us to the gym and at the turn behind JAPAX the Pax had a choice to make: burpees there or something different at the flag; after some debate War Eagle and Boo Boo were split and Charmin cast his vote for burpees there: 10 burpees it is. Back to the flag with a minute to spare and not being one to cheat the Pax—Absolutions!
    Time, COT, always appreciate the pax’s perseverance, perspiration, and perspectives.

  • Daylight Savings – from Vagabond

    BLIMPS: Everyone does exercise while the timer runs stair circle coupon rifle carry

    Jump rope to 300 reps with partner while pax planks

    Bear crawl face off

    Pax Choice

    Sunday Mornings

  • All together now! – from Kenna Brah

    Mosey to the Rock Pile
    Warmups with a side of chaos – changing counts, tweaking cadence in order to send waves of disruption unto acceleration.
    Imperial Walkers
    Toy Soldiers
    Surprise!! – 5 Burpees OYO
    Arm Circles F/B
    Surprise!! – 5 Burpees OYO

    Pick out a rock circle with Me

    PAX to my left was the TOP OF THE CLOCK – The person there calls the set as follows:
    5 Curls
    5 OHP
    5 Sumo Sq
    The Entire PAX shifts one position clockwise – repeat until all pax execute the sets. leader has freedom to add any spice this gumbo he sees appropriate, and a few did, but cherry picking/dropping ain’t gonna cut it Charmin.
    Toes on Rocks – 10 Merkins facing out from circle
    Brief conversation of being prepared for the unexpected.
    Next Thang –
    Like above but with:
    10 Pullovers to Chest Press and Back – God help those who got Triples boulder.
    10 Calf Raise
    10 Lunges L/R ( 5 a leg )
    Called it quits at 6 sets
    Return Rocks
    and did some Jane Fondaesqe leg work. Hurry back to COT

  • Filling the Void – from Mahatma

    Got a call from Minuterice asking what AO YHC was heading to so we could meet up. After a quick check of the Q sheet there was a Void at El Diablo so I figured it was a good opty to Co-Q as team “rice”!

    Minuterice gave some recommendations then decided he would take the warm up which consisted of several dynamic style stretch and leg exercises to get us going. After roughly 7 minutes he passed it on.

    Off to the bleachers – push up climb then crawl down to snake run the bleachers from right to left side finishing with 3 burpees – hold plank until 6 was in plank add 30 seconds finish with 5 Merkins

    Move to the gym wall:
    2 rounds of the running man to rail squats
    2 rounds of 20 second balls to the wall

    Move to the playground:
    3 rounds of pull ups: 3,6,9 reps each followed by a run to the tennis court 5,10,15 Merkins then a lap around the court. If you were there you’ll understand.

    Dr W’s (not new to all)
    Elevated V’s – in the sitting position hands behind head raise legs to touch feet
    Same position – alternate left hand Tks rht foot then flip flop
    Same position raise hands straight over head – bring knees to upward tuck while bring hands down to tap knee
    Kick stand position brings knees up to chest then extend out gas pump to a V

    Move to front of gym quick push up ladder to top of stairs then back down.
    Someone was carrying a creature inside themselves that was let loose and just about killed the pax
    Reverse bearcrawl up the stairs bearcrawl down

    Move to the parking lot – line up left to right bearcrawl our 15 yards – 3 burpees Reverse bearcrawl another 15 yards – 5 burpees sprint back to a plank position to recover “actively”

    Line up – Indian Run back to the flag

    Finished with
    YHC – V Ups
    Minuterice – “donut sit ups”
    Mr Rogers – Shoulder taps
    BooBoo – single leg wife pleasers

    COT – we named our FNG – SamBreaux

  • Dora on the Rocks again – from Kenna Brah

    Warm (In Cadence, except when it isn’t)
    Fwd Arm Circles 20x
    5 Merkins
    Rev Arm Circles 20x
    5 Burpees
    Seal Claps 20 X
    Mtn Man Poopers 10 X
    Imperial Walkers 10x

    Mosey with Rocks to Parking Lot
    Dora – Timer – One Pax runs to Lit Light pole and back, after each set , then advance to next tree
    100 Curls
    100 Rows
    100 OHP
    100 Chest Press

    Semi Coordinated Side Shuffle R/L

    Do a little F3 Lingo talk on Accelerating and measuring against a standard
    Perform 40 hand release merkins within 2 Min is one standard

    One more Dora Rd
    100 BB Situp – Timer is 25 4 CT Flutter Kick with Rock.

    Mosey back to rock pile-
    Ring of fire with Shoulder Taps
    All Gore for way too long, sprint back to “flag”