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  • Old reliable – from Russo

    70 degrees and humid this morning for a group of 6 to conquer the semi-regular (when I have put less thought into Q than I’d like) deck of death. Old reliable was supposed to be the deck, but it also meant:

    – JV and Cowbell continuing their verbal sparring / encouragement
    – Hammer coming up with yet another brilliant analogy
    – Sweat angels from YHC that confounds Bushwhacker

    Warmup – all IC 10x -20x

    – Sealjacks
    – Arm circles
    – Toe touches
    – Grass grabbers
    – High knees

    Thang – Deck of Death (count and exercise based on card turned over)

    Split the deck into 3 groups for rounds. Rounds included:
    Spades – Wide merkins
    Clubs – crab cakes
    Diamonds – jump squats
    Hearts – circle ups

    Spades – shoulder tap merkins
    Clubs – calf raises (2 is 1)
    Diamonds – SMCs
    Hearts – Crunchy frogs

    Spades – Freak nastys
    Clubs – Monkey Humpers
    Diamonds – side squats (2 is 1)
    Hearts – box cutters / Cowbell Saturday Night Special (size of boxes varied)

    Mary (with bonus definition of Mary for the Pax from Bushwhacker):

    – 20 freak nastys
    – 20 shoulder tap plank jacks
    – American hammers 10 IC
    – Wife pleasers 20 IC
    – Gas pumps 10 IC
    – Hello Dollie’s 10 IC
    – 10 donkey kicks (what’s up Shooter?!?!)

    COT, name-o-rama, announcements and prayer closed us out. Special intention for those traveling.

    MVP to JV for accepting constructive criticism and encouragement from Cowbell with grace and style.

    Thanks for joining, gents, and yet ANOTHER all star krewe this week.

  • Mixed bag Scambler – from Shooter

    6 PAX joined the YHC on this humid Gloom to journey through the streets of Mandeville.. It was a mix of speedsters, moderates and the anchors.. PAX warmed up with some Abe Vogadas, self ❤️, Toe Touches, SSH, grass grabbers and some corrected runners yoga 🧘 poses along with some down dawgs…
    Q called out the route for this mornings run. Down Messina and a left on Monroe to West beach take a right to lakefront left to Lafayette and back to Monroe looping into Hermitage and back down Messina to the AO.. Returned with 4 mins for Mary of LBCs, left/right oblique crunch, Nolan Ryan’s left and right, Hello Dollies and closed with Rosalitas some 10IC and some 15IC..

    Appreciate the post gentlemen and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

    Thanks to Bird for the COT!!

  • White elephant (Special co-Q by Pokémon Deez Nuts) – from Russo

    Cooler-than-normal temps (50 degrees) greeted the Pax of 7 this morning for a recycled/repurposed beatdown. But, hey, it was new for ‘22, and for at least some, it was new to them, so we proceed!

    Warmup (All IC, 10x to 20x)
    – SSH
    – Toe touches
    – Arm circles
    – Good mornings
    – Self love

    Thang
    Dirty Santa / White Elephant. The rules are simple:
    (1) Each HIM picks a number.
    (2) Number 1 picks a random gift/exercise from the bag (in this case, a quart sized Ziploc) and performs said exercise while the other HIM perform the standard (e.g. 10 merkins).
    (3) Number 2 has a choice: Number 1’s chosen exercise, the standard, or a new “gift”. If he chooses either of the first two options, the one who had their “gift” stolen can steal or select another mystery “gift”.
    (4) Around and around we go, until all HIM have a chance to select.

    The “gifts”:
    -10 merkins
    -18 jump squats
    -25 squats
    -8 Hand release merkins
    -20 hello dollies
    -14 leg raises
    -30 monkey humpers
    -25 plank jacks
    -4 krakken burpees
    -8 SMCs
    -15 murder bunnies or groiners
    -20 bear crawls
    -10 diamond merkins
    -50 high knees
    -24 Apollo ohnos
    -12 star jumps
    -2 calf raises
    -20 hip slappers
    -12 hallelujah squats
    -33 cherry pickers
    -6 donkey kicks

    Between rounds, Pax also moseyed around Granny’s, on occasion doing the “column slalom” ™ to provide for some strategizing.

    There was just enough time to get in 20 IC Freak Nastys, a trip up the pilot house with 2 calf raises on each step, 10 star jumps at the top, and a quick round of a Mary (20IC American Hammers and Wife Pleasers).

    COT, name-o-rama, announcements and prayer closed us out.

    MVP to JV for his outstanding work imitating a bear for almost an entire round.

    I appreciate you all joining me and letting me lead another All-Star crew.

    SYITG

  • Low and Slow – from Akbar

    YHC arrived with 2 minutes to spare, greeted by Pik and JV. Buschwacker came in on Cowbell time and with Cowbell speed just in time to finish the warm up. Today we did some tempo work, taking it slow with most exercises Copperhead style.

    Warm up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches IC x 10-15

    Mosey to the Lakefront stopping at each block for 2 exercises x 15-20: Merkins, Mountain Climbers; Copperhead Squats/Mountain Climbers; Stone Mountain/ Mountain Climbers; Little Manny Crunches/ Mountain Climbers

    Rips: Wall sit with 100 air presses. Run stairs stopping for 25 calf raises on each side.

    Wall: Slow Dirkins, Bulgarian Split Squats, Freak Nasties x 15-20 each. Took a breather to say hello to Garfield, then back to the wall for another set of each.

    Head back to the Marsh stopping along the way for 20 Merkins, 20 Squats, and 20 LBC’s, arriving just in time for a 2 minute Mary of 100’s, aka Hummingbirds.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out

    Announcements: 6 year anniversary this Saturday with TankedUp! and Cowbell co-Q

    Always a pleasure to start my week with you guys, thanks for following my lead.

    Akbar

  • “Gloves recommended” only for some Bushwacker! – from Shooter

    With special thanks to the sky Q, it appeared we survived the turbulent weather from the night before on the Northside of the lake.. Keep those in the destructive path in NOLA and St Bernard in your thoughts and prayers today.

    Arrived to at the Old Winn Dixie with Bushwacker sleeping in the upright position in his truck with his foot on the brake.. Thankfully the truck was turned off, how one knew this is there was no headlights on and only brake lights as the hoodie wearing Bushwacker came too as I blew the horn.. YHC had wondered from the previous night if there were any lights on up there, as he could NEVER get a clear response of our meet up, “Hello MCFLY”!! Nevertheless he exited the vehicle and jumped in for our journey to the Gipper..

    We arrived at the empty shell lot and wandered over to the breezeway.. Within moments the headlights started shining through as more PAX arrived.. First up being Murdock, who clearly has taken the Red pill 💊 and committed since being introduced at the Gipper a few weeks back by our recently deployed HogsBreath.. Quite impressive to hear he has already read “Freed to Lead” and announced this gloom a GoRuck event he committed to in September out in GA and get this already paid for 🤑…. If interested be sure to ask him, as I believe he has committed to posting at 4 AO’s this week alone… Next Akbar and BBQ emerge out of the darkness followed by Barely legal and Moby, by the way the latter soon to be 73, but for now he will remind you it’s only 72.99996…

    YHC prepared the PAX with the disclaimer and the recommendation of gloves, which all seemed to be prepared -1…

    Started with a warmup of SSH, Grass grabbers, Cherry Pickers, Self-love, Monkey 🙈 and Butt kicks all 15IC..

    PAX gathered are coupons and corralled back under the breezeway..

    5 Eight count Body Builders
    10 Squat thrusters
    15 Kettle swings
    20 Overhead presses

    Shoulder our coupon to the backside of the Justice center where we partnered up..
    P1 did curls for the girls while P2 moseyed to the stairs for bunny hops up and returned to pickup count. 150 was the count..

    Re shouldered our coupons and journeyed to the front of the Justice center.. P1 step-ups on benches while P2 utilized the rails on the ramps to rail crawl.. 150 total count..

    Indian marched back as the last PAX extended coupon overhead.. PAX each got 2 rounds of the overhead..

    Upon return we R/R what we started as has become the recent theme started with Steve a few weeks back.. Returning the coupon with 2 mins remaining we completed 20IC Mountain climbers and closed with a blank..

    Count, Announce, COT

    Thanks to Barley legal for the prayers and thoughts to those that experienced the unusual tornado event last night!!

    Appreciate the follow gents and until the next Gloom 👊🏼💪🏼✌🏼!!

  • A1C is the Hexadecimal Equivalent of 2588 – from Einstein

    …and it just happens to be how old I felt after laying out for a few months.

    after some chit-chat and a short disclaimer we got to it…

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, High Knees, Arm Circles,
    Thumb Drives, Butt Kicks, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Neck Rolls, Smurf Jacks, maybe some more…

    Thang:
    Standard playday with core exercises at the four corners
    and using the parking lot stripes as a template:

    loop 1:lunge walk forward two stripes, lunge walk backward 1 stripe, repeat, traversing the upper deck
    loop 2:deep squat at every parking space, with a four count bounce
    loop 3:merkin at every parking space

    Count-o-rama

    Russo led us out with prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always extremely decent of you letting me lead.
    And thanks for the ride home Fletch

  • How 007 AO was born, and no it was not assassination!!!!! – from Pass Interference

    To fully give credit Q was both Pass Interference and Hogs Breath

    This BackBlast is like my wifes period (after 3 kids and a vasectomy) it’s better late than never! Trying to “accurately” record the short history of this newly minted AO.
    A Balmy high 40ish, several pax made the trek down to Slidell AO. Unfortunately the railroad track directly in front of Heritage Park was being resurfaced, so YHC tried to send out a last min text and warn all pax that they would have to circumnavigate to the backside of Heritage, and still the Co-Q Pass Interfernce was nearly late while he adjusted his cerebral compass to find the shovel-flag.
    Still this was the innagural Slidell AO flag planting, only 2+ years in the making!
    Warm Up
    Hogs Breath lead pax in a rousing warm-up consisting of some Hairy Rockettes, Mountain Man Poopers, Self Love and some other stuff…..
    The Thang
    Hogs Breath began by not being able to find his Deck o’ Death, so he improvised and made a quick adjustment using a gladware container and strips of paper. First pax would begin a sprint around the circle sidewalk, while the other pax would draw a slip of paper and preform said exercise. When pax one returned, all would take a break until the 90 second mark, then rinse lather and repeat.
    The Q was then handed over to Pass Interfernce, who led all in a complete confidence of sprints from shovelflag to the auditorium stage, some sprints and some exercises where involved!
    While during a mosey run, all pax began to think of Names, one of the CO-Q pointed out that Bayou Bonfouca, the waterway that Heritage Park rests against, was a filming location of a James Bond boat chase scene in “Live and Let Die”. The name “007” was thrown out and all pax stamped the idea. Thus 007 AO was christened!
    Ended with a COT.

  • Kill 2 Birds With 1 Backblast – from Steve

    That’s right, YHC is incredibly lazy and, were it not for this group of upstanding men, I can only imagine how much lazier I might be. Not only is this a few days late, but we’re also gonna just roll Tuesday and Wednesday’s beatdowns into one BB.

    First up, Granny’s, 3/1 – Mardi Gras Tuesday.

    Russo was gonna throw us a party, but ended up unable to Q so YHC stepped in with a not-nearly-as-clever (and certainly not nearly as fun) beatdown. It was almost a solo outing (Shooter unfortunately experienced this the day before at the Marsh), had our new ultra runner not shown up. I had been scratching off names of all the out-of-town pax (no Waterpik, no Zoolander, no JV…), letting myself dream about potentially getting back to bed, when Cowbell rolled in. We wearily (and warily) eyed each other (“Are we really gonna do this?”) and then got down to it before either of us could back out. Usual warmorama, then into a tough ladder:

    10 burpees, mosey up the stairs and back, then 10 burpees, 20 freak nasties, mosey up the stairs in back. You get the idea. The full ladder would look like:

    10 burpees
    20 freak nasties
    30 merkins
    40 mountain climbers
    50 big boys
    60 squats
    70 ssh’s
    80 IW’s
    90 Apollo Ohno’s
    100 LBCs

    We only made it through 7 rounds because anything that consistently begins with 10 burpees is gonna eventually slow down. COT, nameorama, YHC prayed us out and we went on our way.

    Gipper, 3/2

    Again, usual warmorama and then a quick set of 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 LBCs. Lap around the train depot so everyone knew the route, then started a partner, cinderblock routine. P1 laps the depot while P2 starts on the following exercises:

    Squirrels (curls + squats)
    Chest presses
    Windshield Wipers
    Alpos
    Squat Thrusters
    Kettlebell swings

    And then I believe it was nearing time, so we did another 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 lbcs before returning the blocks and circling up for COT. Jose prayed us out, with gratefulness for this group and for these men. YHC seconds that – thanks for the opportunity to lead and get better with you gents.

  • Runners, Ruckers with Cowbell ahead of schedule and somewhere in between Bushwacker!!! – from Shooter

    Last 2 weeks YHC has decided to strap up with a Ruck sack instead of Mosey at the Scramble.. Although the distance is far less for logging RunCajunRun mileage the mumble chatter is far easier and the change of pace for the Q is welcomed at the present.. Acceleration is a key component of F3, whether in Faith, Fitness or Fellowship (preferably in all 3 categories) YHC has enjoyed the latter with Akbar and JV on the recent Rucks… Sharing the likes of history and traditions enjoyed by my fellow brethren is always interesting.

    Warmup
    10IC Grass grabbers and Merkins along with 20IC Butt kicks, lmperial walkers and SSH..

    Thang
    The traditional route for the runners adding a 2nd loop and the Ruckers 17 mins out and returning. Arrived back at the AO with some of the PAX taking in extra loops for mileage. Rounded up the PAX to finish with some core all 25IC Mountain climbers, Flutter kicks, LBCs, Mountain climbers and Hello Dollies. Offered up intentions for the family who unfortunately lost a child in Slidell yesterday. As well as prayed for PAX safe travels and those celebrating the carnival season. YHC also prayed for the PAX to spread Mercy to those in our communities, workplaces and also those that cross our paths daily, most importantly (personal experience) having Mercy in our own homes..

    Appreciate such a great showing at the Scramble this Gloom from the PAX (9+Q) and welcome any takers for my lead at the A1c tomorrow..

    Till the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • Take it easy!! – from Shooter

    5 PAX posted on the much milder Gloom before the rain and cooler weather expected tonight for the Crazy Ivan!! YHC had nothing but a modest run on the agenda..
    Short warmup 10IC Windmills, Cherry Pickers, leg swings, 20IC SSH, Imperial walkers and Butt kicks..
    Thang 3.84 miles for some but 4 miles for others..

    Appreciate you fellas posting this Gloom..

    Until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!