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  • Northshore H8! Practically Perfect in Every Way – from TurboTax

    21 PAX posted for the fourth semi-annual and second official Northshore H8! which, like Mary Poppins, was practically perfect in every way. The weather was great, the course was marked clearly and the PAX were motivated. Plus everyone knew that whatever we did it would be at least .01% better than anything the Southshore could accomplish. We have the Freedom Hammer to prove it.

    Anywho…we hit it hard. Reputations were burnished, feelings were hurt and everyone seemed to get their money’s worth. Several PAX completed eight laps and those that didn’t weren’t far behind. Except, of course, for Akbar who very conveniently was “injured.” YHC didn’t see any doctor’s note…just sayin.

    8 laps translates to 3.2 miles running, 550 yards of bear crawls, 36 burpees and 120 hand release Merkins. Not too shabby.

    So rest up for 6 months, guys, and we’ll test ourselves again in November. Thanks for letting me lead. Over and out.

  • Cashing in on the coupons – from Shooter

    Following up from my Q on Friday at the A1c with coupon work I wanted to bring my Mandevillian brethren into the mix in similar fashion.. For a moment it looked as if it would only be Waterpik and YHC, until of course Cowbell returned back to his old ways of rolling up slightly behind to join Pik and I as we started the warmup with a lap around the first block.

    Warmup
    All IC 10 Windmills, Arm circles F/B, Imperial walkers and SSH.

    PAX collected a coupon and returned to the court. YHC pulled out a deck of cards and instructed the first exercises represented by the suits of the first 12 cards turned over. Lots of high numbers ♠️ (block squats), ♦️ (shoulder press) ♣️ (Curls) ♥️ Chest press. After turning 12 we moseyed another lap. Returned for round 2 ♠️ (Squat thrusters) ♦️ (Kettle swings) ♣️ (Curls…why you ask? For the girls!) ♥️ (LBCs) flipped a Joker on this round so a mixed rep count of 10,10,10 and 20.. Wrapped up the block work and returned to center court for a core closeout..
    IC 20 Peter Parker’s, Parker Peters, Mountain climbers and Shoulder taps.. IC 15 Flutter kicks, Hello Dollies, Rosalitas and Crunchy Cowbells…

    Appreciate Waterpik closing with our intentions…

    Till the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • Time will tell – from Shooter

    In a selfish attempt to slow multiple PAX down for the upcoming H8, YHC will need to wait 24 hours to see if his evil plan plays to his favor.. Then again all the men that posted on this wonderfully cool gloom at the A1c have proven time and time again that they won’t be denied when it comes to a challenge.. Wether it be Einstein continuing an amazing streak of 38 years at the CCC T👏🏼, or Russo’s transformation of shredding lbs and becoming a runner through this last year of COVID, perhaps most importantly Cowbell breaking his record this week of being on time for the start of every beatdown 😬 (Alexis aka Brains for loaning the Audi)🤪 that must be the reason? Maybe it’s Jose10k and the past 60 plus streak of beatdowns I believe it was with inspiration of course from Zoolander with the sweat gallon challenge 🤢… My skin still itches for you Zoo!! However considering your one armed modified Merks or your Murphs in true form with a ruck sack I am sure your armor repelled the acid filled jug with ease… I look forward to seeing you guys crush the H8 in the Gloom, as I know my evil wish will NOT deter any of you from showing up or showing out or perhaps showing off as we meet at the Lakefront tomorrow for a Turbocharged Turbo tax Q!!

    Brief warmup
    All 10IC Grass grabbers, Torso twists, Cherry pickers, Toe touches, Imperial walkers and Seal Jacks.

    Moseyed over to the front or rear Tax payor funded fortress of a Justice center to Qs parked car. Retrieved our coupons with the perfect number of six.
    Instructions simple
    “Ring of Fire” check out the Exicon for details.

    Short order alternating Blocks/Cardio
    Squat thrusters, Bench box jumps, Shoulder press, Sister Mary’s, Curls, Apollo Onos, Chest press, Jumping Knee tucks, Block clean and jerks, Sprint up stairs and return to R/R 2 full rounds of all 10 and pressed for time we got back to the first 4 for the final round.. 24 sets of AMRAP with time blocks of 1 min…

    Returned to the top of the garage right on time to count-off, announce and YHC closed out the COT with intentions of awareness of Mental health Month for May..

    Always enjoy the Gloom with you men and appreciate the accountability!!

    PAX
    Cowbell, Einstein, Jose10k, Russo, Zoolander

  • The beatdowns have gotten easy lately – from Waterpik

    That’s what cowbell said this morning. If you sign up to Q a workout be sure to take that into account.

    That’s all I’ve got, men

  • Misty Morning after Mother’s Day – from Akbar

    6 strong on a rainy gloom at the Marsh this morning. It’s great to see the numbers back up again, missing regulars Russo and Hogsbreath. YHC and the PAX needed some sweating after all seemed to eat too much while celebrating our Mom’s yesterday. So we retrieved the hidden, waterlogged blocks and got to work.

    Warm up: SSH, Torso Twist, Peter Parkers, Grass Grabbers, Cherry Pickers, Arm Circles (front and back), & Imperial Walkers x 10-15 IC

    The rain let up for a bit so we moseyed down Livingston a couple of blocks, stopping for Hillbillies IC x 15.

    Thang

    Full body workout today accompanied by some classic rock tunes. 6 exercises, 1 rep each, add a rep each round

    · Alternating block merkin
    · Decline freak nasty
    · Block Curl
    · KB Swing
    · Shoulder Thrusts
    · Block Squat
    · WW2 Situp – Block holds feet, legs straight – right elbow to left knee, switcheroo

    The tunes started out with House of the Rising Sun (which is my 6-year-olds favorite song), Janis Joplin, and Boston. YHC noted that unfortunately they do not make music like this anymore. The Alternating Block Merkin brought back memories (or nightmares) of the Iron Pax we did in the field with Murder Bunnies.

    Finished up at 5:52 with each PAX getting up to 11-12 rounds in, and headed back to center court for some Mary

    Tempo Merkins, Leg Raises, Heals to Heaven, Hands to Heals, LCB’s and Crunchy Frogs x10 IC

    YHC prayed us out with intentions for Waterpik’s friend and thankfulness for us getting together today.

    Thanks for letting me lead fella’s

    SYITG, Akbar

  • Last day – from Shooter

    With a 2 week break from the A1c I arrived at the top of the Justice center garage with 2 fellow PAX ripping out knerkins to reach the last day goal set by Zoolander at 3100. YHC although not part of this months ISI decided to pick a workout that would help his brethren obtain the remaining 600 reps. With Jose 10k clearly adding to his chest circumference from this challenge and not wanting to get him started with the usual grumbling I decided to only mention the notice here in the backblast 🤪🤪.. Great work Jose10k. T👏🏼 to Hammer for the commitment as well as the rest of the ISIers out there who accepted the challenge midway through April..

    Warmup
    15IC Grass grabbers, Windmills, SSH, Imperial walkers and Torso twists.

    Work
    PAX grabbed a coupon to take down a level for use of modification or intensification. Learning that the ledge on the 2 level needed for one of the exercises was still to high for even our tallest PAX of the day we dropped the base level to begin..

    Started with “Jackass Burpee Web” consists Burpees to 10 followed by 2 Donkey kicks off the wall.. Suggestion accepted from Cowbell to descend rather than ascend was gratefully welcomed by the Q.
    10 Burpees 2 kickoffs, 9 Burpees 2 kickoffs, 8 Burpees 2 kickoffs………………to 1 and 2..
    Cardio definitely kicked off by this point. Appreciate you Tanked up for the slow…. 10 count needed for the YHC. PAX assumed position by the hanging ledge for the “Cindy Crawford” 5 pull-ups or block presses, 10 Merkins (block or not),15 squats (block or not), 20 LBCs and 25 Toe raises.. AMRAP for what’s supposed to be 30 mins or 20 rounds for completion.. We only had time for 23 mins in which most PAX reached 10-11 rounds within the allotted time.. YHC has no doubt had the challenge been issued to complete this group of men would have surly gone Beast mode but instead it was consistent movement with chatter of the future GoRuck on 11/12/21 and before long time had expired. Returned to the top with our coupons and closed with alternating right elbow left knee F/J and one hundred 100s..

    Count, announce, COT

    Appreciate #tankedup, #franky “C” 👋🏼#wolverine, #punisher, #gladiator, #100miler, #futureGoRucker 😬😬 for the close out in prayer..

    Thanks for following my lead gentlemen and till the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • #41 – from Cowbell

    YHC was due to Q and after a couple days off from being out of town, wanted to bring some heat. YHC thought back to a workout that will forever be burned in his memory and that is Rudy’s “40” workout after his favorite band U2. It’s an awful terribly wonderful workout that I remember as a big #crowdpleaser. It involved the brutal Okwata levee and U2 music.

    Well, The Gipper has no levees and doesnt know much U2, so we’ll leave that to Rudy.

    So, modify we must, to a parking garage and The Dave Matthews Band. How convenient that YHC’s favorite band has a song named #41?!?

    It went like this:
    Mosey to the middle deck of the parking garage for-
    Warm up
    8 count body builder X 10
    Plank-O-Rama:
    Peter Parker X 10
    Parker Peter X 10
    Mtn Climbers X 10
    Plank Jacks X 10
    SSH X 30

    The Thang: #41
    (Some of YHC’s favorite DMB songs playing in the background)

    Complete 41 reps of each exercise but breaking up into 11 reps then run up the ramp, 10 reps, run down, 10 reps, run up, 10 reps, run down and plank for the 6 and next exercise call out.

    Set 1: tempo merkins
    Set 2: monkey humpers
    Set 3: plank jacks
    Set 4: diamond merkins
    Set 5: low slow squats
    Set 6: American hammers
    Set 7: wide merkins
    Set 8: crunchy frogs
    Set 9: sister Mary Katherine’s
    Set 10: Burpees

    Due to time we ran half the distance starting on set 8.

    Ran back to the flag where COT was held.
    Turbo prayed us out.

    NMM:
    – F3/FiA Mixer tomorrow night at 1830 at the Covington Trailhead with drinks to follow at the Tap Room
    – ZOORICH CLASSIC this Saturday

    PS- @Bushwacker I wrote a BB on the day I Q’ed 😉

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Back in Block – from TurboTax

    It’s a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll, but it’s not too far from The Gipper to the boatyard and so that’s where we headed this morning with our blocks after a quick warmup.

    YHC set up four cones 10 yards apart for a 30 yard “field” and the PAX got busy. We farmer carried our blocks from cone 1 to 2, backpedaled to 1, sprinted to 2, then farmer carried our blocks from 2 to 3, backpedaled to 2, sprinted to 3, then farmed carried our blocks from 3 to 4, backpedaled to 3, sprinted to 4, and then farmer carried our blocks back to the starting point at cone 1 completing Round 1.

    Multiple rounds followed after 10 counts with a mix of farmer carries, OH carries, lunge walks, out front carries, backpedals, shuffles, bear crawls, crab walks, sprints, shuffles, lateral hops with Bobby Hurleys, frog jumps, and carioca. We didn’t miss a muscle and then we limped back to The Gipper with our blocks.

    Countorama, nameorama and Bean prayed us out.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.

    Zoorich Classic this Saturday, April 24th 0630 at the Lakefront.

    F3/FiA beat down followed by F2 on Thursday April 29 18:30 at The Gipper.

    H8! beat down on the Lakefront Saturday May 1st.

  • Moonshine? – from Russo

    Pax of 7 had a party at Granny’s this morning. After HogsBreath noted a lack of prior week participation, the call went out and was answered this week!

    Party started promptly at 5:15 (there were no fashionably late arrivals) with:

    Warmup (All IC, between 10x and 20x)
    – sealjacks
    – self love
    – goofballs
    – toe touches
    – cherry pickers
    – imperial walkers

    Pre-thang
    YHC loves granny’s house because of the layout. Stairs and the pilot house are one of my favorite places to do something a little different on occasion, so we started with something I’m going to call the Moonshine: 3 steps up, 2 down, until we reach the pilot house. 20 monkey humpers at the top (with no sunrise yet, that’s the “moonshine” part), then back down 3 steps, up 2.

    Round 2 replaced the 3 up, 2 down model with 3 calf raises on each step (because Math in the gloom is hard).

    Pax moseyed to the tunnel for Thang:
    A modified Dora 1-2-3 where Dora learned how to divide by 2:

    – 50 shoulder tap merkins
    – 100 squats
    – 150 crunchy frogs
    – Partner moseyed down to center tunnel and back peddled back up

    Round 2 (modified until the clock ran out)
    – plankjacks
    – lunges
    – Hello Dollys
    – karaoke in between

    A mosey back through the woods to our start wrapped us up.

    COT, name o rama, announcements:
    – F3/FIA get together next Thursday 6:30PM led by Bushwhacker
    – Potentially lunch on Friday
    – Zoorich Classic on Saturday

    Prayer closed us out.

    A thank you to the truly All Star team that posted this morning and one in particular to HogsBreath for the extra push. Until we do it again, SYITG.

  • Surveying New Territory – from Mobydick

    Pax. BBQ, Turbo Tax, Barely Legal, Einstein, Cow Bell, Fletch, Akbar, Grover, Mobydick, Bean, ?

    The Gipper has posted all over downtown Covington for years. Today was new territory. YHC chose to forego the usual warmup circle and took the PAX on a cross town drag and carry. America was laid out by intrepid bands of surveyors that drug chains for miles to measure and note land marks while hauling their gear. The 11 man PAX devided into 3 teams with one 35 lb concrete block per team. A long heavy chain lay stretched out on New Hampshire street. The thang was for each man in order drag the chain one length end for end. It took 11 men two pulls each to get to the gates of Bogue Falaya Park. Mean while each team had to keep up with the chain while team carrying the block over head and lunge walking the 4 blocks to the park.
    Leaving the chain at the gate PAX with block still over head did a tour around the new pathway along the River and stoping at the benches for Derkins Squats Step ups and more Merkins with more lunge walking in between. The return to the Gipper dragging the chain. We must have made pretty good surveyors cause the end of the chain ended up right where it started.
    Not a lot of cardio but YHC found a couple of missing muscles the next day