12 PAX showed up in the hot and humid gloom. Out and back on the traditional route – apparently, we need to run this route more, as several old timers (looking at you Glitter Balls) seemed to be unfamiliar with it.
Tag: Da Parish
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Running in the Muggies – from Rudy
Summer is here. And with it, the muggies. So 8 PAX ran and walked and sweated.
COT: Saban saving the day. Seriously. Great work Saban, and thank you for being willing to step up for a stranger when she needed that help. Great example for all of us to strive for.
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Who’s the Q….You! – from Triple Shift
It’s Run Cajun Run! I committed to get some steady miles on paved roads (littered with cracked and pitted asphalt) as opposed to slogging through a sloppy mess at a Metairie track. I visited an old stomping ground called the 6-10 Stomp! The last time I visited that AO was probably a year or two ago. So, in honor of showing up, the regular pax voluntold me that I was the Q so I would write the backblast.
The Thang – 20 minutes out and 20 minutes back. Closed with a COT where we lifted up the pax members who are suffering from illness, loss, and sickness. We also celebrated the wonderful gift of revelry, joy, and happiness that permeates our area during Mardi Gras.
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385ish 6-10 Stomp using the improved Straight-Six Method – from Heisenberg
To assist Frac and me in accomplishing the January ISI goal of 3,100 burpees, I signed up to Q the 385-ish running of the 610 Stomp. I devised a simple algorithm to perform 10 burpees every 6 minutes to keep the math simple. I announced we would run out and back along the Bayou Saint John route, turning around at the 21-minute mark or 5:51. We would perform ten burpees every 6 minutes. So starting at 5:30, the PAX would perform ten burpees at 5:36, 5:42; 5:48, 5:54, 6:00, 6:06; 6:12 for a total of 70 burpees and, time permitting, finish with 10 to seal the deal. We were all in synch at 5:36; then chaos resulted as the lead pack failed to perform the next set at 5:42. Instead, they started the 2nd set of burpees at 5:43. Evidently, the original 610 Stomp used a much more complex algorithm requiring a six-minute and 1-minute timer. So back in the old days, the OG’s would repeat a 6+1 round where they would run for six minutes – burpee/walk for 1 minute, then repeat. I like my Straight-6 method as it allows for more burpees. Next, 610 Q I will hand out cheat sheets to avoid confusion and get the full 80 burpees in the allotted 45 minutes.
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Triple Threat at The Foundry – from Fracsac
Eight Veteran Pax showed up at the Foundry with the intent to lead. YHC attempted to inform the other seven of the Q sheet and how easy it is to use. It did not go well, and went something like this:
YHC: Use the Q Sheet guys, it’s not hard.
Tool: Shut Up!
Kuch: Yeah, LVCC Rules! Who dares challenge me?
Da Parish: I think this calls for a cage match!
LVCC: Oh, it’s on!
YHC: What the….????And so an epic battle to take the Q ensued, which seemed completely unnecessary. Glitterballs was the first to go down in what can only be described as a cloud of dust which coincidently looked like glitter. Saban called out that he would no doubt be in the championship round, but he suffered two losses, one coming from Glitterballs before he fell. Abacus optimistically calculated how he could win, but distracted himself by attempting to decipher his odds and went down like a bead on a metal rod when turned vertical. High Rise rose up to the challenge, then went back down, because I suspect that’s how he’s built. Da Parish was seen stretching well outside the designed protection area. Not really sure why he would want to be there, but hey, you do you right? That left YHC, Kuch and Tool standing. After taking a severe whooping from both, YHC yelled “No Mas!” which is weird, because I don’t speak Spanish and don’t really even know what it means but it worked and they backed off leaving me in third place. Kuch got a little dirty and pulled out the Claw which surprisingly took down Tool. I mean, the guy has a hardware store, how does he lose to a claw? Anyways, that’s how we ended up with the three 15 minute Q share. Kuch the winner, followed by Tool, then YHC third.
Kuch took the pax around the track and to the open area for a warm up, then started with 8 count body builders just to remind the pax he was large and in charge. He did some other warmup stuff followed by 5 burpees OYO. People’s run to the Foundry for a couple minutes of Mary, then passed the Q to Tool.
Tool assigned stations: There were 4 stations of various exercises such as pull ups, step ups, decline shoulder taps and burpees. Timer included lunges and squat jumps. There were 4 rounds, so it was changed up by Tool as he desired to show his dominance. Tool then informed YHC it was my turn, and he emphasized not to screw it up.
10 Burpees OYO, as that seemed to be what the pax wanted. This was just to give myself some time to figure something out. I then did what I often do in these situations. I asked myself, “What would Triple Shift do?” So I gave the LVCC the gift of sore legs with a mosey to the open field for the genuflect lunge routine. 1 full genuflect followed by 2 lunges, then 2 genuflect and 4 lunges, etc. Continue up to 10 genuflect and 20 lunges. Triple Shift bailed me out again! Mosey back to the flag for COT.
NMM
The Foundry is alive and well, so if you’re looking for a fun and challenging Wednesday beat down, take a look at the Foundry,
It was cold again this morning, 46 degrees with a cold wind making it feel like 40 degrees. It’s nice to have hurricane season behind us though, so I guess we should welcome it. At least it was dry.
The Q sheet does need some love. Remember, we are an organization of leaders, not an organization with leaders. If you don’t step up and lead, you will slowly become a consumer. Don’t be a consumer, be a leader. You can Co Q with another pax if you would like, or take the whole thing. Sometimes pax need a little push, so feel free to give that gentle nudge, respectfully, to get others to step up.
SYITG
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Double-Nickel Training Begins – from Hawgcycle
I’m not sure if you have heard, but the inaugural double-nickel is happening in August. This brain child of F3 NOLA’s own, Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity is soon to become to 55 year old men what Bar Mitzvahs, Quinceaneras and Debutante Balls are to the youth of the world.
The excitement for the double-nickel has been palpable the past few weeks as we have all eagerly awaited the official start of our training regiment. There was a soft opening on Monday with some strength training, but it got real on Tuesday with the start of our training runs.Rev Sox and I decided to bring back the Parten Patrol, the Tuesday morning run from YHC’s house to The Stomp (3.5 miles). We posted our Launch time and received three commitments to join us. Kuch, planned to drive to my house, Rudy would meet us as we passed his street and we would meet Tool in the middle as he started toward us from his house.
Rev Sox and I, dressed in our Tuesday attire, stepped off at precisely 0453. Kuch was nowhere to be found. We later learned that he got lost on the way when an Ambulance passed by and he instinctively ran after it.
When we passed Rudy’s street, Rudy was not there. I called him immediately.
Rudy: Who is this?
YHC: Who do you think it is? Where are you?
Rudy: Oh. Good morning Hawg. I’m in an Ambulance on my way to Ochsner. I’ve been coughing up blood all night. I was still planning on running with you all. I got to the meeting spot a little early, but Noelle called 911. The ambulance picked me up on Metairie Road. I was too weak to fight them off.
YHC: How are you going to finish the double nickel if you can’t fight off a couple of paramedics?
Rudy: I know. I have a long way to go. What is that?!?
YHC: Huh?
Rudy: Some guy in a tank top is chasing us. I have to go. The smaller lady paramedic is giving me the stink eye. I’ll see if I can escape at the next stop and join y’all. If not can you take the Q?
YHC: Lady Paramedics?
Rudy: …Dial Tone
I informed Rev about the tickle in Rudy’s throat and we proceeded toward the Stomp, eagerly anticipating our rendezvous with Tool. We were expecting to meet him a little sooner than we did, but at least Tool didn’t let us down like the others. We met him about 3 feet from the start of the Stomp.
I took the Q and with my Bachelor of Science in Mathematics I was able to easily divide 45 minutes evenly, instructing the Pax to run out 22 minutes and 30 seconds and then come back at the same exact speed. This saves us from having to do five minutes of Mary at the end of a running workout, like we often have to do when someone with a lesser understanding of mathematics leads.
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Murph Training 75-150-225 – from Hokie
8 Pax fought mosquitos to get in 15 rounds of 5 pull ups, 10 push ups & 15 squats in 2 minutes 40 seconds or less each round with 20 seconds minimum rest between rounds I.e. Tabata
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Cub, Cub, Bear! – from Baywatch
It was a blustery morning after a stormy night but 9 PAX made the trek to City Park. After the normal pleasantries, we moseyed to the track for a warmup:
25 SSH
20 Hillbillies
15 Peter Parker’s
15 Parker Peters
12 Grass GrabbersNext, we moseyed to the Foundry for
a quarter Murph. After all had finished, we ran over to the playground near the picnic pavilion for a new game called Cub Cub Bear. Heard of Duck, Duck, Goose? Well, this is similar, just with bear crawls. We circled up around the play ground with a plank as the static position instead of standing. As one person bear crawls around they tap each person saying cub or bear. If you get tagged as bear you must do 2 merkins then try and catch the other person while both bear crawl. The circle ended up being a little too large but the game was still fun. After everyone had been tagged, we moseyed over to the back of the art museum.Some of the PAX had never been to a Renaissance beatdown so I introduced them to Sunday Mornings. After several rounds we headed back to the flag for some Mary and COT. It’s always a pleasure leading you, brothers.
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Closing the Year Out in Stylish Misery – from Baywatch
As most of the Lakeview crew knows, Baywatch loves his bear crawls. So, I was searching through the Exicon Tuesday night for something memorable (and miserable) and I found the No Mercy Mile. 2021 was merciless on many folks so I thought it appropriate to be the same for my last Q of the year.
5 PAX joined me in the gloom. We headed over to the track for the warmup:
SSH 20 IC
Imperial Walkers 21 IC
Hillbillies 20 IC
Low Slow Squat 22 ICThe Thang—No Mercy Mile
We began at the mid point of front stretch on the track. Jog to turn 1: bear crawl to turn 2. Jog to mid point on back stretch. Do 25 merkins. Jog to turn 3: lunge to turn 4. Jog to starting point perform 25 squats. R & R three more times. At completion, we had bear crawled 400 yards, lunged 400 yards, performed 100 merkins and squats all while completing 1 mile.
We all finished the mile with a few minutes to spare so we circled up for 3 minutes of stretching. To finish it off and in honor of our fearless Nantan, Fracsac, we closed it out with 5 burpees.
Happy New Year! Thanks to you all for pushing me this year!
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Your Krewe is Always Backing you Up! – from Sea Man
Ahab had his whale! But he was alone! Today we had a krewe show up to avenge our friends death to the man eating jaguar shark of Lake Ponchetrain! Today 15 brave, strapping, and strong men jumped into the water to avenge our lost pax! A 4x increase over last week!
We searched for the man eater at all levels and went up and down the ladder!
Laps of 25M, 50M, 75M, 100M, 75M, 50M, and 25M. Between each lap the pax did Squats and Flutter kicks of increasing reps.After an arduous search we spent some time with a lap of Shuffle Board (10lbs weight moved only underwater to and fro 50m)
With time left we proceeded to end the. morning with Ring of Fire. Two 10lbs weights moving around the circle in opposite directions, 10 reps each arm. Once complete Pax continued to tread water passing the medicine ball around.
One FNG called Sheep’s Head!
As sight Q I think all future FNG’s at Zissou should be named after fish.
